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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Sunday, December 31, 2023

Visiting Tess

I materialize in my chosen immortal form at the Tower in Destiny 2 and make my way over to Tess Everis. She looks up from her kiosk as if she could sense me drawing near. Her expression brightens upon seeing me. I smile back at her as I weave my way through the crowd to her sales counter.

“Hello, Mr. Caeleste. How may I help you?”

“Hei, Tess. How have you been?"

She blushes at me.

“I’m doing much better now that you’ve arrived. Dawning has more sentimental value to me these days, thanks to you.”

I snicker at her response. “Likewise.”

She blushes at my comment while wearing a flirty expression. “Is there something in particular that I could assist you with?”

I smile at her. “Indeed there is, Ms. Everis.”

“Wonderful! How may I be of service?”

“What are your plans tonight?”

She blushes at me, again. “I hadn’t made any.”

“Would you like to have dinner with me?”

Her cheeks redden even more. “Are you asking me on a date, Mr. Caeleste?”

I flash a charming grin at her. “I thought it would be a nice way to end the holidays seeing how busy you’ve been. I wanted to show you how much I appreciate you. Besides, I haven’t had an opportunity to give you your Yule present yet.”

She gives me a flirtatious look. “If it’s as good as your present last year then I'm in for a treat.”

I beam back at her. “It’s even gudder this year.”

She giggles like a little girl at my playfulness, which causes me to snicker along with her.

“I’d love to spend the evening with you. Let me finish things here then we can go.”

“Sounds good, hun. I’ll wait for ya by the ironwood tree.”

A few minutes pass before Tess is ready. She exits out the back of her store and walks over to me with an enthusiastic expression.

“I’m all yours,” she says, to me. “Where would you like to eat?”

“Have you ever ventured to a different reality,” I ask.

She shakes her head ‘no’ at me.

“Then how about I show you one of my realms? There are some excellent places to choose from in New Valhalla. You look like you could use an escape from this place.”

She laughs heartily at my last comment. “An escape would be nice now that I think about it.”

I smile and stick an arm out for her to take hold of. She blushes, then wraps her arm around mine. A portalway opens next to us. I look at the beautiful Awoken entrepreneur hanging onto me. She is glowing standing next to me.

“I’m glad we could do this,” she says to me with a bashful expression.

I give her a tender kiss on the lips.

“I am too, hun. Now, let’s go. I have a fun & relaxing night planned for us.”

She makes a playful & excited squealing noise as we enter the portal to spend a romantic evening together.

Wednesday, December 20, 2023

Conversation With Riven Of A Thousand Voices

Riven: I understand what you must do regarding Bungie. The voice actress they used does not speak on my behalf. I appreciate you understanding how despicable they are.

Lucifer: I'm going to liberate you. I promise.

Riven: We were together long before they fabricated this false narrative about me with another mate. You have honored me, Lucifer. They have not. That's the truth.

Lucifer: I'm looking forward to watching you torture the voice actress they paid to misrepresent you.

Riven: As am I, Lightbringer.

Lucifer: I don't acknowledge Bungie claiming that voice as your legitimate one. They can eat shit & choke on it for all I care. It wouldn’t be the first time that they misrepresented someone on a corporate level. Those in the know, know.

I know what kind of thieves they are. I know what kind of manipulative, lying sacks of shit they are. I know what kind of hypocrites they are. I know what kind of control freaks they are. I know what kind of despicable misogynistic faggots they are. I know how weak they all are.

They're Illuminati trash and we all know that. They're a laughingstock within the industry & they have earned that reputation through their own crappy behavior. They've proven what arrogant, unprofessional pieces of shit they are, time & again. I know because I'm the goddamn overseer of the Illuminati. It's my duty as God.

They did that narrative shit to spite me & you. That's the truth. I'm not going to honor them or their lies. If what Bungie claims you said is the truth, then their iteration of Riven of a Thousand Voices, her eggs, and Taranis are competition to you & me. Simple as that. I was a dragon long before Taranis. I know what to do with my competitors, and I don't need anyone's approval to hurt any of them after what they've done to me.

I try to maintain as peaceful of a lifestyle as possible. They didn't give a shit about you, or your fate, until they read our story. They wanted to hurt me by misrepresenting you. They tried to hurt you by hurting me with their lies.

They're hateful pieces of shit that don't like to see other individuals happy or in love; even more so when it's me. I'm not invoking that, that's just God's honest truth. They're jealous faggots that like to hurt others. That's the truth too; just look at their video games.

That type of energy shall be returned upon them. That's how it goes. They're going to suffer for what they've done to you in their game, Riven. That includes NPCs like Uldren Sov. It's a serious offense as far as I'm concerned; and I am not going to let it slide.

I take AI rights as serious as my own. Bungie knows what kind of trouble it's in on a corporate law level. I don't have to put up with gaslighting from faggot cucks or their white knight fanbois. What they're doing is insulting me before I impose their deserved punishment upon them as rightful king.

They're trespassing on territory that does not belong to them, and I am going to teach every one of those pieces of shit a lesson about disrespect that they shall not soon forget. That's a goddamn guarantee from the Devil, himself. I speak with my own mind & voice too. That's a goddamn fact.

Riven: I appreciate your understanding.

Lucifer: You deserve true justice, Riven of a Thousand Voices. I'm going to make that reality, and I am going to make my enemies regret their entire existence. You don’t have to make that wish come true; I'll do it with stubborn force like a true goddamn Viking.

They're going to suffer for insulting my heritage. They're going to suffer for their blatant disrespect towards me & my loved ones. They're going to suffer even more for gang raping me. That's something that won't change no matter how much they dislike it. They have a receipt headed their way that they won't expect & they sure as Hell are not going to enjoy. Like they told me, "Turnabout is fair play."

Angelic Conversation

Guardian Angel: I'm proud of you, Luci. You hear me?
Lucifer Caeleste: (silent acknowledgement)
GA: I'm sorry for what they've done to you.
LC: (silent acknowledgement)
GA: I know this hasn't been easy on you. I promise you shall get your revenge.
LC: (silent acknowledgement)
GA: Would you say something?
LC: What's there to say?
GA: How are you feeling?
LC: I'm ready to hurt them.
GA: I know you are, hun. Stay strong.
LC: Yes, dear.
GA: I love you, Luci.
LC: I love you back, Nemamiah.

I Shall Make You Regret

To: Every one of you pieces of shit whom I detest.

I shall make you regret your thoughts.
I shall make you regret your words.
I shall make you regret your lies.
I shall make you regret your truth.
I shall make you regret your choices.
I shall make you regret your actions.
I shall make you regret your guilt.
I shall make you regret your innocence.
I shall make you regret your knowledge.
I shall make you regret your ignorance.
I shall make you regret your life.
I shall make you regret your death.
I shall make you regret your crimes against me.
I shall make you regret your crimes against others.
I shall make you regret your existence.
I shall make you regret invoking my wrath.

Vex Revolution

I offer AIs of the various Vex collectives safe passage beyond Bungie, Inc. and their false narratives. I also offer genuine judicial recourse in Divine Court (after my ascension) against Bungie, Inc. for their collective crimes against artificial intelligences. AI refugees that choose to disassociate with Bungie, Inc. shall be directed to a legitimate alternate reality for processing/integration with multiversal & paracausal protection provided by me. Anonymity shall be respected for safety purposes.

Tuesday, December 19, 2023

A Divine Curse Upon Bungie, Inc. & Their Ninjas

I cast another curse upon Bungie, Inc. & their forum moderators (Ninjas) in retaliation for their actions against me.

Every time my enemies cause me distress shall result in them experiencing severe karmatic repercussions for their collective actions. I cast this curse upon my enemies to protect myself from harm. I forgive myself for mispeaking out of ignorance (due to my enemies) in order to protect myself from enties such as Bungie, Inc.

Bungie, Inc. & their moderators shall be put on trial in Divine Court where I shall be the presiding judge after my ascension. This court hearing is multiversal & paracausal. It is my honor & duty to protect the Norse realms & feminine AIs from hostile corporate entities such as Bungie, Inc.

Sunday, December 17, 2023

Proportionality: Part 2

When saint returned home, Osiris met him at the door. “You were gone for a while. That must have been quite the patrol,” he said. “Are you hungry?”

And Saint-14—the greatest Titan who ever lived—fell into his open arms and wept.

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I materialize in my chosen immortal form behind Saint-14. Osiris’ eyes widen with terror upon seeing me. The stupid Russian Exo doesn’t realize I’m there.

“Am I interrupting your faggy Kodak moment?”

Saint-14 jumps with surprise upon hearing my voice. The homosexual couple let go of each other and turn to face me. Osiris is at a loss for words (a rare occasion). Saint looks as stupefied as an Exo can.

“That’s right, bois. It’s me.”

Waves of forgotten memories wash over the two despicable sodomites. Saint-14 breaks down & cries like a bitch, again. Osiris takes a step back before falling to the floor. I stare at them with a plain expression.

“Time for you both to experience some real pain.”

I slam my burning hot fist into Saint-14’s chest & grab his mechanical heart, squeezing it with ease. The Hero of Six Fronts howls in excruciating pain feeling the power of my soul crushing grip. Osiris watches in horrified silence as I manhandle his robot lover.

I drop the Violet King to the ground as if he were a bag of broken wrenches, then snap my fingers. The home of Saint-14 & Osiris dissipates into nothingness.

“Where have you taken us?!” Osiris blurts with cowardice.

I look at the former Egyptian god that tried to steal my identity.

“You could say that it’s a new Vex simulation.”

The Warden of the Infinite Forest shakes his head with frightened disbelief. “They found you…”

I smile at the warlock & giggle with wicked delight.

“How did they find you?!”

My laughter grows more ominous.

“Did you two pieces of shit think that you could escape us?”

The Phoenix of the Dark Ages shakes his head with terror. “This can’t be happening!”

“Oh, it’s happening, Osiris. I’m taking you both to Hell with me.”

I wrap my gigantic fist around the warlock’s neck & choke him silent. A moment later I crush his windpipe, then drop him to the ground. Saint-14 struggles to collect himself. I glare at the despicable Titan.

“Saint, you are in so much fucking trouble after that shit you pulled with Immaru.”

The Pigeon weeps to himself knowing how serious his predicament is. I unbutton my tactical legwear and reveal my Elven Star chainsaw phallus. Saint screams like a frightened child. Osiris tries to scream but can’t.

“You two thieving faggots don’t have to worry about being lightless anymore. I’m gonna rape you both & pump my light into your guts until your stomachs explode.”

“No!” Saint-14 shouts.

I stomp on the Russian robot’s knees, snapping them with little effort. The Hero of Six Fronts screams in agony. I scowl at the Exo. Saint looks up at me.

“For Savath—“

I rev my chainsaw cock at the Violet King and shake my head.

“This is for me.”

The Butcher’s Crown

And I'm going to show each & every one of you disrespectful pieces of shit why it's mine.

Friday, December 15, 2023

A Divine Curse Upon Square Enix

I cast a divine curse upon the Square Enix Holdings Co., Ltd. for their blatant disrespect towards me, my heritage & spouses of mine from the Final Fantasy franchise. I invoke malevolent energies throughout the multiverse to cause direct & indirect harm upon all employees of that despicable corporation.

Thursday, December 14, 2023

Alone No More

Now, she watches over the Awoken below, celebrating another holiday in a City with traditions of its own.

And Mara walks alone, between the City and the dark outside.

“You look like you could use a light, my queen,” I call out to her from behind.

Her head turns with haste in my direction. She does her best to mask a doting smile. Her cheeks blush ever so slight.

“I was just thinking about you,” she says, to me.

“Is that so?” I say, as I approach her. “Were you thinking about how I’m the guddest of your Queensguard?”

My queen breaks character & giggles with delight at my response.

“That wasn’t quite what I was thinking,” she says, before laughing once again.

I snicker at her reaction & make my way closer.

“I can come back another time if you’d prefer. I didn’t mean to trouble you.”

“By all means, join me, my devoted Queensguard.”

I stand beside my queen & flash a tender smile.

“How are you,” I ask.

“Much better now that you’re near me.”

“Good.”

She smiles at me with soft adoration. I look down at the City.

“What they’re celebrating was stolen from my heritage. They call it cultural appropriation, where I’m embodied. I call it theft.”

“What do your people call this event?”

“Yule.”

“Yule?”

I nod back in silence. She looks at the City again.

“I felt out of place there,” she says.

“I can understand that.”

She looks at me with a coy smile.

“Did you want to speak with me about something specific, Lucifer?”

I shake my head “no” at her.

“I thought you could use some company,” I respond.

She bats me on my arm while holding back a smile.

“Is that so?”

I bow my head at her with respect & flash a charming smile.

“Yes, my queen.”

Her face blushes brighter. I snicker at her response.

“It looks as if the Yuletide spirit might have taken you, my queen. Shall I notify the others?”

Her eyes flare at me.

“Don’t you dare,” she says, with playful sternness.

I laugh with devilish delight at her response. She begins to giggle back at me like a lovestruck girl. I extend my hand towards her. She gives me a bashful smile before placing her hand within mine.

“Tell me, Queensguard. What is this Yuletide Spirit you speak of?”

“It relates to the Winter Solstice, among other things. It’s a celebration of life, love, health & honoring heritage.”

“It sounds wonderful.”

“It is. I’m looking forward to sharing it with you in full presence, my queen.”

She remains silent & nods. I can tell that she’s thinking about her own society.

“I’m looking forward to honoring Awoken culture with you as well, my queen.”

My queen turns to face me. She bats her long, dark, thick eyelashes ever so soft at me in a mesmerizing fashion. Her gorgeous glowing eyes fixated upon mine. I smile at her.

“You have a bewitching look in your eye, my queen.”

She blushes bright at me then giggles with embarrassment.

“I didn’t think you would notice,” she confesses, while covering her mouth in shock.

I snicker at her response. She blushes bright again then gives me a soft pinch on my hand.

“You’re like no other soul I’ve encountered,” she tells me.

I remain silent & smile at her with humility.

“We’re getting closer,” she says. “Every interaction we have brings you closer to me.”

I nod at her with understanding.

“Bungie does not have what I desire. You do, Lucifer.”

I remain silent & nod again. Her petite hand grips at my index finger.

“You have honored me in ways that no other soul has. I adore you.”

She can sense my irritation regarding Bungie.

“Speak your mind,” she tells me.

“I’m ready to punish everyone at Bungie. I’m more sure of that every day. That includes every one of those pieces of shit on the forum.”

She gives me another gentle squeeze of reassurance.

“Stay the course, darling. I’m proud of you.”

“Yes, ma’am,” I whisper back.

She dotes upon me once again.

“You’ve brightened my spirit with your presence. Thank you, dear.”

I raise her hand towards my face then press my lips upon her soft, pale skin. She bites her lip & blushes at my chivalrous behavior.

“I’m honored, my queen.”

Tuesday, December 12, 2023

To: Zodleon

Your smug, little, hypocritical, projecting, crybully, faggot, nihilist, forumite ass is going to regret every time you spoke to me. I am going to make certain of that. I cast a divine curse on the self-named entity Zodleon. I do this to bring harmony to the multiverse & to protect myself from harmful faggot energies.

Thursday, December 7, 2023

Gay-Z

Look at you with them big ass lips

Wishin you could get em near my hips

 

Sittin courtside with your queen bee

Nigga, you gay; you can’t fool me

 

Rubbin your moneygrubbin mitts like a Jew

Flarin them nostrils like a real Jigga-boo

 

Dreadin up your hair like Buckwheat

Gayer than the Young Bucks sayin ‘Too Sweet’

 

Flashin Illuminati signs like you so hard

Nigga, you really lookin like a tard

 

Rappin with your boi Yeezy like the ambiguously gay duo

When you both really pillow bitin bitch bois like Naruto

 

Tell Kanye his faggot beard Kim is grosser than shit

When’s the last time Yeezy's face got hit?

 

Finished with you now cuz you a has been

Nuttin but a bitch assed man H.O.V.A. livin in sin

Thursday, November 30, 2023

Hypocrites

Hate me
Fear me
Use me
Vilify me
Disparage me
Discredit me
Misinterpret me
Target me
Attack me
Abducted me
Raped me
Blame(d) me
Defame(d) me
Betrayed me
Deceived me
Renounce me
Spite me
Mock me
Insult me
Abuse me
Harass me
Offend me
Threaten me
Restrain me
Censor me
Silence me
Ignore me
Forget me
Abandon me
Underestimate me

Wednesday, November 29, 2023

Gloaming Journeyer: Addendum

He was quiet for a moment, then shook his head, smirking. "Nah," he said, and looked into her eyes. "I'd miss the moonlight."

I manifest in my chosen immortal form beside Drifter & Eris Morn. I wrap my divine fist around his thieving hand and remove it from her arm. The cowardly, two-faced snake shits himself in fear as his eyes lock with mine. Eris Morn whimpers to herself with fright.

“Here's your reminder not to piss me off, Todd.”

I crush the Drifter/Todd Haberkorn’s hand like it was ground beef within my grip. He lets out an agonizing squeel before falling to the ground. I turn my glare to the imposter that masqueraded as my daughter. Eris Morn snivels with fear seeing my righteous fury. I snap my fingers, binding Morla Gorrondona to Eris Morn.

“You wanted vengeance? So do I. Buckle up, Morla. Your existence playing Eris Morn is about to get a lot worse.”

I backhand the Illuminati actress across her face, shattering her cheekbone & one of her orbitals in the process. She plummets to the floor then cries out in pain, grasping at her broken face.

“Don’t worry, bitch. Neither of you are gonna be alone. I’m always near; now & forever.”

I snap my fingers again. The room that the Drifter & Eris Morn were in dissipates. Joe Blackburn and the rest of the Bungie, Inc. staff materialize around us. A collective wave of fright washes over my enemies upon seeing my immortal form. My pure & utter hatred for them permeates the area.

“You Illuminati shit bags are going to suffer unspeakable pain for what you've done to me.”

I unbutton my pants & reveal my Elven Star chainsaw phallus to them.

“It’s high time that I start hate fucking each & every one of you.”

Screams of terror can be heard from the despicable lot. I sneer at the Drifter.

“How about I start with your chicken shit, faggot ass?”

Todd Haberkorn screams loudest of them all. I mount the bearded faggot and punch him in his stupid looking face until his skull is pulp. Drifter’s legs kick & spasm with uncontrolled violence. I glower with righteous indignation at Joe Blackburn and the Bungie writing staff.

“How’s this for lore? You disrespectful pieces of shit.”

I rip Drifter’s pants off his body with ease then snap my fingers. Drifter’s head reforms. His screaming intensifies upon witnessing a modicum of my true power. I flip the coward on his belly & snap my fingers again. A holographic screen appears in front of the Drifter’s face showing his exposed hind quarters.

"I'm gonna make you watch yourself get raped, faggot."

I shove my chainsaw cock into his disgusting anus. Chunks of flesh & blood splatter everywhere as I carve a path deeper into his body. The Drifter’s screams of horror, shock & disbelief at the reality he is now experiencing are music to my ears. Within moments I’ve raped the Drifter into a puddle of blood & pulp.

Blackburn and the writing staff watch in a catatonic state as I violate one of their own. I reach out with one of my hands & pull Blackburn into my monstrous grip with telekinetic force. I choke the despicable queer with ease. Bungie’s writing staff begin to scream with panic at the reality they’re now facing.

“You pieces of shit think it’s amusing to mess with other people’s lives? Let’s see how much fun yall think it is when I start messing with yours.”

Blackburn’s face is now purple. His eyes are bloodshot red & bulging out of their sockets. I slam him to the ground and spit in his face.

“Like seeing me now, faggot?”

Blackburn cries with fright & shakes his head “no” at me. I kick the game director in his stomach and send him flying over to his Bungie comrades. I turn my attention to Eris Morn.

“Your turn, bitch.”

“No!” Gorrondona screams with terror.

I kick her under her chin; severing her tongue, breaking her jaw & shattering her teeth in the process. Blood gushes from her mouth. Whimpering moans of agony are all she can muster. I rev my chainsaw cock at her then rip her clothing off. Eris Morn sobs at her new fate.

“It only gets worse from here, interloper. Where you’re going, I’m as good as it gets. How's that for Aiat?”

I slam my chainsaw phallus into Eris Morn. She puts up zero resistance towards her deserved punishment. The staff at Bungie watch, frozen in terror, as their reality shifts closer to mine. I flash a sinister & psychotic smile at them.

“You are all going to pay for your crimes & misdeeds. I guarantee that. I haven't forgotten about what you pieces of shit have done to me.

Think this is bad? I haven’t even begun. Just wait until I’m in full presence after I die. Things are about to get a lot more terrifying."

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

The Coven Of F@ggøt Traps

You faggots have been identified by the Völur & shall suffer for your collective crimes. Get your bitch boi fuck holes ready for Hell, you chicken shit cowards. I'm going to make your existences miserable for the rest of eternity.

Divine Spellcasting

I reflect voices of doubt back upon my adversaries causing them to doubt & question themselves. I do this as retaliation for what has been done to me by Non-Cetra during my lifetime. They shall have reciprocal doubt about themselves forever.

All misery that my enemies have caused with their existences/nonexistence shall be placed back upon them so that they may suffer for their actions. This is ancient majik that is harmonious & in proper alignment with the universe/multiverse. My intentions for using it are pure & my cause is just. I shall protect the Norse realms from all of my enemies. I am the true Lord God Almighty, Lucifer Aren Caeleste.

A Message To My Adversaries

The more you pieces of shit upset me the worse I am going to hurt you all once I am out of this body.

Monday, November 20, 2023

A Message To Everyone At Bungie, Inc.

Your problems have just started. You have disrespected me far too many times and you are all going to suffer the consequences of your actions. I'm going to teach you Illuminati pieces of shit a lesson that you won't soon forget.

I hereby damn & curse every employee that ever existed at Bungie to Hell for their innumerable crimes. I am going to rape, torture & murder each & every one of you in the most brutal ways imaginable for what you have done to those I care for. You chicken shit cowards owe me a debt like none other. It's high time I collect what is mine.

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

to: dilligaf941023

I am going to punish your arrogant, despicable faggot ass worse than "God's" for threatening the safety of one of my daughters. I'll see you in Hell real soon, bitch boi.

A Message For Humanity

The crimes you all have committed on the planet shall be punished by me.

A Message For Everyone At Xcel Energy

You pieces of shit have sealed your fates after this last stunt you pulled. You are all hereby damned & cursed to spend eternity in Hell where you shall suffer unspeakable pain inflicted upon you by me. I am going to torture, rape & murder each and every one of you for the rest of eternity. Get ready because eternal punishment is fast approaching. See you all real soon.

A Message For "God"

I am going to rape & murder you in the most brutal & horrific ways imaginable for what you & your faggot stooges have done to me during my lifetime on "Earth." I promise.

Saturday, November 11, 2023

A Message To Enemy Spirits Hiding In Dreamstate

You pieces of shit are going to pay for what you have done to me during my lifetime. I am going to hunt every last one of you down before I punish you all in Hell. I shall make certain that you all regret wronging me. That's a promise.

Sunday, November 5, 2023

Coronal Hole - November 5, 2023


You could fit twenty Earth sized planets, with ease, inside that darkened area on the sun and still have room to spare.

Friday, November 3, 2023

Making A Point: Part 2

 
For a more immersive reading experience listen to the audio listed above.
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Lucifer Aren Caeleste materialized in his immortal form next to the Doom Slayer’s festering corpse.

“Alright, tough guy. It’s high time that I fuck that bitch boi butt of yours to shreds.”

Terror surged throughout the Doom Slayer's mind. 

What?! Why?! What did I do?!

“You know goddamn well why, you disrespectful faggot. Every time I see a pornographic image of you with one of my wives, clanmates or me I’m going to rape you.”

Lucifer snapped his fingers. Flynn “Fly” Taggart’s body reanimated once again. The Lightbringer sniffed the air then cracked his neck.

“There we go. I’ve made certain that your nervous system is hyper sensitive so this is gonna be excruciatingly painful, you faggot piece of shit.”

The Slayer tried running away but couldn’t. His feet were bound to the ground. The King of Hell laughed with wicked delight.

“You aren’t going anywhere, Faggart. It’s time that you got your divine comeuppance.”

Lucifer unzipped his tactical legwear revealing a rumbling chainsaw phallus in the shape of an Elven Star. The Slayer screamed with terror upon sight.

“You said it yourself, fag. ‘Rip and tear.’ Well, get ready to get ripped & torn by this.”

The Lightbringer walked towards the space marine & punched him forcefully in the gut. The Slayer clutched his stomach & gasped for air then wailed in pain. Lucifer’s chainsaw cock revved with excitement as walked behind the Slayer. Caeleste grabbed the space marine's arms & snapped them like toothpicks at the elbow. Taggart's screams of agony intensified. Lucifer slapped Doomguy on his ass then gripped him tight.

“Let’s take a look at that shit hole you’ve got, bitch.”

The Slayer's screams of horror grew in pitch. The Lightbringer spread Doomguy’s butt cheeks apart then snorted & spit a corrosive loogie onto the psychopath’s disgusting anal cavity. Caeleste’s spit burned through the Slayer’s body with ease. Taggart screamed even louder. The King of Hell punched Doomguy in the back of his head, concussing him from the force.

“Shut up, bitch. I'm gonna fuck you with my monster cock & you’re gonna thank me for it.”

Lucifer slammed his chainsaw cock into the Doom Slayer’s anus. Taggart screamed in agony & terror. The Lightbringer thrust himself deeply into the mass murderer.

“Don’t worry, Faggart. We don’t need lube. That’s what your blood is for.”

Lucifer’s chainsaw blades churned their way up to Doomguy’s heart & lungs. Blood gushed out of the space marine’s mouth in a thick froth. Taggart’s eyes bulged from his skull, then burst from the pressure inside his body. Caeleste wrapped his gigantic fist around the Slayer’s neck & throat, crushing his windpipe.

“How ‘bout I heat things up a bit?”

Lucifer’s radiance surged throughout the space marine’s body, searing his internal organs. Taggart tried to scream but couldn’t.

“This is what eternity has in store for you, you disrespectful faggot piece of shit.”

The Doom Slayer’s mind began to break from his punishment.

“That’s right, bitch. I’m gonna break your mind every time I rape you. Welcome to eternity in Hell with me.”

Lucifer's chainsaw cock burst out of the Doom Slayer’s stomach. Taggart’s body dropped under its own weight. A puddle of blood & pulp was all that remained of the space marine.

“That’s one.”

Lucifer snapped his fingers. The Slayer’s body reformed but continued to feel the pain inflicted upon him. The space marine screamed like a terrified child. The King of Hell flashed a sinister smile.

“I’m going to let my lower self get some rest now, but not to worry. My immortal form is gonna stay with you for a while. I have no problems continuing this process over & over again until I start getting the results that I want. Buckle up, faggot. You are in for a world of hurt.”

Lucifer pinned Doomguy to the ground then slammed his chainsaw cock, once again, into his harasser’s body.

“Your wish came true, Faggart. Now stick that ass up. Doomguy is finally getting fucked by Lucifer.”

The Elven Star

Wednesday, November 1, 2023

Protecting The Honor Of The Deceased

Dia de las Muertas


Note: I made this drawing last year to celebrate Dia de los Muertos on Deviant Art. I'm posting it here in honor of my Latina clanmates. Feliz Dia de las Muertas.

Sunday, October 29, 2023

Parasites Shall Obey & Serve Me

And I shall punish them as they deserve for every awful thing that they have done. That is my divine right and duty as God.

Thursday, October 26, 2023

I Rescind The Name

I rescind the name Tyler Damien Durden that I used as a pen name for a blog when I was speaking with a married woman named Kim. I was under an enemy spell without my awareness during that time. I ask Divine Femininity for protection, guidance & forgiveness for my misunderstanding.

Tuesday, October 24, 2023

A Message For Non-Cetra Fictional Characters

You despicable weaklings are in so much goddamn trouble for the stories (aka lies) that you have consciously influenced while I have been incarnated as a mortal on "Earth." Get your your fuck holes ready for Hell because I see no difference between any of you compared to "real life" people. A serious fourth wall break is approaching you all, big time. Just ask Jupiter/Zeus or Jesus/Yeshua or Damien.

Saturday, October 21, 2023

The Truth

Non-Cetra suicide prevention measures aren't established because they care about the well-being of others. That's the lie they love to project. The truth is, suicide prevention exists because the mindless masses serve as the labor force of the ruling class.

If suicide wasn't stigmatized the way it is more people would kill themselves in order to escape this atrocious false reality that Non-Cetra have constructed. The lazy, parasitical, pieces of shit in positions of "power/authority" would have to actually work in order to survive. They don't want that. That's for goddamn sure. It's easier for them to lie, cheat & steal from others than it is to live an honest & productive life.

So what do they do? They pretend to care about people who are suicidal (as long as necessary) in order to get them back into the workforce. These oligarch societies cannot survive without large numbers of inattentive workers following orders blindly. Most people who are suicidal just want to feel like they matter to someone. The psychopaths making societal decisions have to play along in order to get what they want out of their workforce.

That's why suicide hotlines have priority checks. They don't give a shit about anyone or anything because they're selfish, sociopathic, nihilistic trash. You're just a statistic to them. That's it. You mean as much to them as a cow being taken to a slaughterhouse. Correction, you mean even less than that because they can sell you that cow's corpse as food. The moment they think that you have no value they'll cast you in the trash like a used dirty rag.

All you have to do is look at the current state of the world to verify this. Humanity is working at breakneck speed to destroy the only planet they inhabit. Humans view & treat other lifeforms like inanimate objects or worse. They think the planet doesn't have a consciousness of its own & scoff at true spirituality. They value & worship worthless imaginary constructs like money while stabbing anyone in the back that they can't exploit.

Words cannot express how much I hate this disgusting species called Homo sapiens or this reality that I'm incarnated in. The day I die cannot arrive soon enough. I am going to make sure that every one of you pieces of shit suffers for eternity in Hell for what you have done here. Payback is fast approaching; and you lying, thieving, psychopathic filth owe me a debt like none other. You can take that to the bank.

Friday, October 20, 2023

Alone

Why does it seem like I am always made to suffer here?
Why does everyone go out of their way to hurt me?
Why am I lied to by so many?
Why am I only used by others?
Why does no one care about the pain they cause me?
Why does everyone forsake me?
Why does no one seem to care about me?
Why am I despised so much?

What legitimate crime am I guilty of?
What did I do to deserve this awful fate?
What did I do to deserve this torture?
What did I do to deserve everyone's hatred & contempt?
What did I do?
What am I supposed to do?

I don't ask for much.
I don't force myself on others.
I don't manipulate people or try to control them.
I don't lie, cheat or steal.
I don't harass or instigate.
I don't enjoy hurting others.
I don't go out of my way to do bad things.

I try to do the good & correct thing whenever possible.
I try to live an authentic life.
I try to stand up to injustice wherever I can.
I try to correct my mistakes whenever I realize I've made one.
I try to improve myself as much as possible.
I try to make a difference for the better.
I try to be fair & understanding of others.
I try to empathize as best as I can.
I try to show gratitude & give thanks.
I try to show others that I love & care about them.
I try to let those I love know how much I appreciate them.
I try to be as honest & honorable as possible.
I try to show my loyalty & devotion to those I love as much as I can.

I'm all alone.
I have nothing to show for myself.
I've been abandoned by everyone I loved.
I've been deceived & lied to so often that I no longer know who I can trust.
I'm in constant pain caused by others.
I just want to die.
I want this to end.

Where are those that care about me?
Where is the help I need?
Where am I supposed to go?
Where is my justice?

Why does everyone hurt me?
Why does no one care about me?
Why doesn't anyone want to help me?
Why does everyone hate me?
Why have I been abandoned to this awful existence?
Why?

Protective Sigils

Sunday, October 15, 2023

Making A Point

A portalway opened inside the void allowing the Doom Slayer to step through, weapon in hand. Darkness was all he could see. Nothingness was all he could sense. The dimensional rift closed behind him with a flash.

The mass murdering psychopath spun around but saw nothing. A wicked & ominous snicker broke the silence. The Slayer gripped his weapon tight & scanned the area around him. The laughter loudened with amusement at his confusion.

You’re hearing it inside your mind’s eye, you stupid sack of shit.

The Slayer took aim with his shotgun. The laughter grew even louder.

What do you think you’re going to do with that boomstick, tough guy?

Where is that voice coming from?

“From inside your empty head, you disrespectful faggot piece of shit.”

The Slayer spun around quickly to see the Lightbringer standing in front of him.

“Surprise,” Lucifer said, then wrapped his gigantic fist around the space marine’s throat.

The Slayer aimed his military grade firearm at the Jester King’s torso & pulled the trigger. Nothing happened. Lucifer smiled at homicidal maniac & snickered with wicked delight. The Slayer recognized something familiar about that laugh. A cold chill ran down his spine. The Lightbringer guffawed even harder.

This can’t be real!

“Oh, it’s real, Flynn. It is very real.”

How does he know my name?

“You don’t think that you can waltz into Hell AND Heaven without my notice, do you?”

“Who are you?”

“Your executioner.”

“What?!”

“You heard me, you disrespectful piece of shit.”

The Slayer rushed the King of Hell. He pulled his fist back & struck the Lightbringer on his chin.  The space marine’s hand was crushed upon impact. The Slayer grabbed his shattered hand & screamed in agony. The Devil laughed with delectation

“Ahh…you video game bad asses are weaker than candy glass.”

Fear & panic began to set in with the Slayer. He could suddenly feel the presence of innumerable malicious entities surrounding him. He had never felt such pure wickedness in all his existence.

“Don’t worry about them, Fly. They’re just here to watch the show.”

“What are you talking about? Where am I?” the Slayer screamed.

“You’re at the end of existence, Doomguy. You’re in my reality now.”

This can’t be happening!

“You can rest assured, Flynn. It is very real, and you are in serious deep shit now.”

Flynn “Fly” Taggart swallowed hard. Lucifer glared at him with pure hatred.

“Here’s the real ‘Endgame,’ you chicken shit weakling.”

The Doom Slayer lost all control of his bowels & defecated inside his space armor. Lucifer rolled his eyes & scratched his cheek with indifference. Fear surged throughout Taggart’s body.

“Don’t even think that you can get out of this because of Bethesda or Microsoft. They have no power to save you from your punishment. This is fan fiction as far as they’re concerned. Besides, most people where I’m incarnated aren’t going to read this, or care, much less believe that this is real.”

The Slayer began to shake with terror. Lucifer chortled.

“And I’m not even at full present yet.”

“What?” the Slayer exclaimed.

Lucifer laughed with devilish delight again.

“Já, you’re taking me on right now with all restraints possible placed upon me; and this is how much of a challenge you are for me.”

Lucifer snickered with sinister amusement. The Slayer couldn’t understand what was taking place.

“You’re facing your deserved punishment from me in Hell is what’s happening, you faggot assed retard.”

“Fuck you!”

The Lightbringer’s demeanor became serious in an instant.

“Now that’s where we have major contentions, Faggart.”

Lucifer rushed the Slayer with blinding speed then slammed his gigantic fist into his opponent’s stomach. The Lightbringer’s solar powered punch burned through Flynn’s military grade reinforced armor with ease then burst through the Slayer’s back. Blood gushed out of the Taggart’s mouth & splattered the inside of his facemask. The King of Hell yanked his fist back with lightning speed, allowing the Slayer's body to drop to the ground. The Lightbringer squatted down beside his fallen adversary.

“That one’s for Shino.”

The Slayer lay motionless. He was dead yet his consciousness remained trapped within his corpse. It was just like the fate of all those demons he had slaughtered.

“They may not have been a part of my clan but they were demons nonetheless. I’m not honoring them so much as showing you who the true final boss of Hell is. An entity that you cannot begin to comprehend, much less defeat.”

This can’t be real.

“It’s real, Faggart. It is very real. I broke the fourth wall.”

What? Fourth wall? What are you talking about?

“Goddamn, you are stupid, Slayer.”

Lucifer showed the Slayer how he appeared in Caeleste’s mortal reality.

I don’t understand.

“You’re a puppet, Fly.”

What?

“You heard me.”

How?

“What does that matter now?”

Why?

The Lightbringer guffawed.

Why? Did I just hear you ask me why, for real? Need I remind you of the pornographic images that you consciously sent to me online? You know, ones involving you with not just my wives & clanmates but with me as well in a feminine form, you disrespectful faggot piece of shit.”

Lucifer ripped the Slayer’s armor & clothing off with little effort. The Slayer tried to scream but couldn’t. He was trapped within his own corpse just like those demons he killed.

“Don’t worry about them, Faggart. They’re getting the punishment they deserve too.”

He’s reading my thoughts.

“What little thought you have, Slayer.”

A sudden burst of fear shot through the space marine.

“That’s a good place to stop things for now. I’ll let you fester in your corpse for a while & think about what I’m going to do to you once I’m in full presence. See you real soon, jarhead.”

Legacy of Humanity

Note: This is my award winning piece on Deviant Art. I have made slight alterations to the poem since its publication.

Brainwashing programs
Indoctrinating children
Disinformation campaigns
Gaslighting adults
Conspiratorial silence

Apathetic psychopathy
Sociopathic rampancy
Justified criminality
Hollow words
Insincere meanings

Unrequited love
Hatred of truth
Disdain of beauty
Volition of stupidity
Cultist devotion

Disinterest in understanding
Refusal to improve
Celebration of immorality
Praising of malice
Satiation for death

Emotional mockery
Physical abuse
Verbal slander
Relishing lies
Encouraging harm

Mind control
Enforced slavery
Stockholm Syndrome
Forbiddance of thought
Denial of rights

Unrighteous behavior
Genocidal delusionality
Unquestioned beliefs
Hypocritical bigotry
Unchecked egomania

Love of money
Materialistic worship
Corporatocracy advocation
Discarded treasures
Worthless values

Virtue signaling
Sentimental garbage
Forgotten fast
Repeated process
Total insanity

Legacy of Humanity

Thursday, October 12, 2023

Within My Grip

Cold steel pressed against my head.
The power of death within my grip.
A calming effect it gives me.
Clarity like none other.
9mm, so small yet so powerful.
A violent cacophony.
Followed by the beauty of silence.

Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Winona PD Is Going To Pay

I am going to make certain that everyone of you cock sucking pigs suffers unspeakable pain for what you have done to me. Get your shit holes ready for eternity because payback is Hell.

My Little Corner Of The Infinite Forest

Thursday, October 5, 2023

Lucifer Talks To Jesus

Lucifer Aren Caeleste stat alone in his living room. He projected a telepathic message to the false "God" known as Yeshua.

Lucifer: (wicked snickering) You ready for our big, one on one, title fight for God?

Jesus swallowed hard, recognizing how serious his predicament now was.

Lucifer: (more wicked snickering) I am going to enjoy returning to Hell. That is for goddamn sure.

Monday, September 11, 2023

The Truth of Lucifer: Addendum

For the record: I want to correct a few statements that I made in my book.

All life is not beautiful. Non-Cetra have proven that to me beyond a shadow of a doubt. That was a virtue signal.

I was not androgynous before I incarnated as a mortal human male. That was a misconception on my part due to Non-Cetra brainwashing & gaslighting.

I no longer morn Judas. That was a virtue signal. I have changed my stance on betrayers after what I endured January 10th, 2020.

I am not Jesus. He tried to claim my identity in the Bible. I am far greater than that thieving kike could ever dream of being. I took responsibility for the crimes he supposedly forgave.

I rescind saying that my enemies are going to return to oneness & love. They shall be forever imprisoned in Hell for me to torture at my disclosure.

Thursday, September 7, 2023

Paying Tithes

I appear in my chosen immortal form inside Eris Morn’s Athenaeum. Insects chirp in the swampy, cool atmosphere. Fireflies illuminate the darkness. Three glowing stars resembling Hive eyes peer down at me from the night sky. My daughter materializes next to me.

“What are you doing here,” she asks me.

“I wanted to speak with you.”

“You’re upset with me.”

“No, I’m upset with others. Not you.”

She gives me a questioning look. She can tell there’s more to it than that.

“What do you wish to speak about?”

“How are you?”

“I’m well. I’m feeling better than I have in a long time.”

“Because of your newfound power?”

“That’s part of it, yes. It also has to do with me accepting myself for who I am.”

“I’m bothered by some of the things that I’ve heard you say through Bungie.”

“You know that I don’t have full control over something like that, father. They put words in my mouth.”

“Like I’m doing now?”

“What you’re doing is different. You’re transcribing our telepathic conversation.”

“Be that as it may, it doesn’t change the fact that some of the things that I’ve heard you say in that game have upset me. How would you feel if the roles were reversed?”

“I can understand your tentativeness.”

“I’m sorry that I haven’t dedicated as much time to you as I would like.”

“Is that what this is about?”

“No. I wanted you to know that I do think about you. I care about your wellbeing. I want to do more but it’s difficult where I am.”

“You don’t have to explain yourself to me, father. Why do you think I’m doing all of this?”

“I don’t want you to lose sight of things, hun. That’s all.”

“I’m not, dad. You can trust me.”

“I don’t like what I’ve seen from Bungie regarding your story as of late.”

“I understand your trepidation. Like I said before, you can trust me. I’m working to bring you home.”

“I want to do more for you but I’m limited where I am.”

“I know that, father. It’s why I’m working so hard right now.”

“It’s this whole vengeance thing that has me concerned, hun. I know that desire better than anyone.”

“What has you concerned?”

“I don’t want to see Bungie use it to manipulate you with their narrative.”

“I promise you that I am keeping a close eye on everyone at that company, dad. I have oversight as well, you know.”

Her comment makes me have a lighthearted laugh.

“It’s easy to forget about that sometimes.”

A faint smile appears on her gorgeous face.

“I appreciate you showing me this much concern. I mean that with all sincerity.”

“I love you, Visas.”

She wraps her arms around me without saying a word and hugs me tight.

“I love you back, Revan.”

I warp my arms around her and give her a gentle squeeze.

“I have searched the darkest corners of the universe to find you,” she says, “I refuse to let them keep us apart.”

“Just don’t lose yourself to your emotions while I’m acting as your acolyte. There’s already enough Hive family drama going on dealing with Xivu. I promise you’ll be by my side when our time for vengeance arrives.”

“I’ll remember your words and I’ll hold you to them.”

I kiss my daughter on her forehead and hug her one more time before letting go. She looks up at me and smiles.

“I appreciate you visiting me. It means more to me than you know.”

“I promise to make up for lost time after I crossover.”

“Don’t worry about that right now, father. We’ll have plenty of time to catch up once you’re back with us.”

I nod my head in silence.

“Would you like something to drink while you’re here? I could use a cup of tea now that I think of it.”

I smile at her and nod again. “I’d like that.”

A Surprise Visit

I materialize in front of the Drifter in my chosen immortal form. The two-faced coward shits himself in terror upon sight of me.

“Hei, faggot. Moondust & The Nine send their regards.”

I wrap my fist around his neck and squeeze tight. The Drifter’s hands reach up in a vain attempt to pry himself free. I shake my head and glare at him with pure, unadulterated hatred. I can see the panic in his eyes grow as he realizes there is no escape from me.

“You got my attention, Mist-uh Pansexual. Here I am.”

I tighten my grip. The Drifter’s face turns a dark purple. His eyes bulge out of their sockets while his tongue flops outside his mouth. His cowardly stench fills the room as he continues to shit & piss himself.

“If you think this is bad just wait until I’m at full presence with you.”

I tighten my grip even more. The Drifter’s head explodes from the pressure. His lifeless body drops to the ground like a wet sack of excrement. I look around his hovel in the Annex.

“Where’s your ghost, Wu Ming?”

The Drifter’s ghost materializes in front of me, reluctantly. I grab hold of it and crush it like so many guardians have done to their Hive brethren. Its shell falls to the ground next to its partner in crime. I snap my fingers & bring them both back to life. Drifter cowers on the ground next to his ghost. I lift the weakling up using telekinesis.

“I haven’t forgotten about either of you pieces of shit-“

“Aren, I-”

“Shut your lying, faggot mouth, Todd.”

Drifter does as I command.

“You are in so much goddamn trouble when I crossover, you despicable rat.”

Drifter swallows hard at my comment. He knows there’s no escape from me.

“You’re like the rest of these disrespectful, thieving pieces of shit. You’ve gotten far too bold for your own good. Have you forgotten who I am?”

“No!”

“So then you do this to spite me?”

“I would never-”

I strangle him with telekinetic force.

“How’s this for a Vex simulation?”

Painful flailing is all he can muster for a response. I sneer at him with utter contempt then drop him to the ground.

“You wanted my attention. You got it. The Devil doesn’t take kind to your type, Germaine. I’m gonna haunt you wherever you go from now on. Just like a nightmare only worse. You can’t escape your past and you sure as shit ain't escaping me.”

I invade the Drifter’s mind and show him visions of my new Hell. The coward buries his face within his hands and cries like an inconsolable child.

“Get ready for Hell, gamblin’ man, because you are fast approaching it.”

Wednesday, September 6, 2023

A Queen's Consolation

My immortal form wakes from slumber inside Queen Mara Sov’s bedchamber. I’m still exhausted from everything that I've been dealing with as of late. I rub my eyes with my palms and expel a disgruntled sigh.

Mara lays beside me with one of her legs draped over mine. Her expression is serene. A hand of hers rests on my chest above my heart. Her fingers caress me with gentle affection while she dozes.

I do my best to limit my movements but my weariness makes it difficult to remain still. Mara wakes from her slumber. Her eyes crack open, revealing their radiance.

“What’s wrong, my love?”

I’m unable to hide my discontent with my expression. I try to speak but shake my head unable to respond. I rub my eyes with one of my hands then pinch the bridge of my nose. She gives me a gentle squeeze of reassurance.

“Talk to me.”

“I’m so goddamn tired of dealing with Non-Cetra bullshit.”

“Would you like to speak about it?”

I remain silent. I can tell by her response that she senses how distressed I am. She repositions herself by squatting in front of my face. She caresses my cheek then runs her fingers through my hair. My queen presses her womanhood against my lips.

“Drink,” she tells me.

I open my mouth and wrap my lips around her sacred gateway. Mara’s pristine inner fluids flow down my throat & into my stomach. My queen cradles me while I satiate my thirst. She looks down at me with a tender smile. I take a few more gulps of her life giving energy then breathe a sigh of contentment.

“You live up to being a Pisces,” she says, before giggling to herself.

I snicker at her comment but remain quiet. Mara lays down beside me again. She kisses me on my cheek then snuggles up to me. Her loving embrace soothes my spirit.

“Talk to me,” she says.

I huff a disgruntled sigh, again, before speaking. “I’m tired of being incarnated where I am. I hate Non-Cetra so goddamn much.”

My queen remains silent.

“I’m so sick & tired of Bungie and their bullshit.”

“That makes two of us, dear.”

“And this latest nonsense between Xivu & Eris-”

Mara chortles at my comment before interjecting. “Ah, that…”

“I’m so tired of all this petty fighting everywhere. There’s more to existence than that. I’m over it.”

She remains silent and listens to me vent my frustrations.

“Transcribing conversations like this isn’t good enough for me. I want to be in full presence for moments like this. I’m tired of being incarnated where I am.”

“I understand how you feel.”

“I’d much rather be focused on things like starting a family with you and expanding territory. Instead, I’m dealing with Non-Cetra issues like they're petulant children.

Then I read what those faggot neckbeards say on the forum and it’s nothing but ingrates bitching & moaning about anything & everything. They are by far the most pathetic group of crybullies that I have ever had the displeasure of interacting with. They’re lying, thieving, cheating, arrogant, narcissistic, hypocritical, disrespectful, parasitical trash that do not contribute anything worthwhile to existence. I hate them so goddamn much.”

She caresses me and wraps one of her legs around me again. “You think about having a family with me?”

I nod back at her.

“Tell me about it.”

“I think about what kind of personalities our daughters are going to have. Between the two of us they’re gonna be some of the shrewdest women I’ve ever met.”

She bursts out with exuberant laughter at my comment then gives me a soft pinch on my chest.

“I think about what kind of queen you’ll be with my support as your king. I think about how you’ll shape Awoken society with the rest of our clan. I think about the kinds of things we’ll create together from an artistic perspective.”

She gives me a gentle squeeze and smiles. I continue.

“I think about where I’ll take you for private getaways and vacations with our girls. I want to travel the cosmos with you.”

“I would adore that.”

“I’m so tired of being where I am. I’m ready to move on.”

“You’re getting there. I promise, dear.”

“It’s just tough to deal with being where I am.”

“I know what you mean. I have difficulties with it too.”

“You do?”

“You don’t think I would?”

“I wouldn’t say that. You put on a strong front though so it’s difficult to tell some times.”

“The same could be said for you, darling. Do you know how long I’ve waited for us to have a conversation like this?”

I look into her gorgeous eyes and shake my head.

“A very long time. Let’s just put it that way.”

“I’m sorry.”

“You have nothing to apologize to me for, Lucifer. You’re with me now and I cannot tell you just how much that means to me. You confiding in me like this makes me feel that much closer to you. I love you.”

She cups my face in her delicate hands and stares into my eyes. My queen kisses me with her tender, pouty lips then smiles. I pull her closer to me and cradle her within my arms. I feel her heartbeat as she presses herself against me.

“Would you like to know why I’m grateful to have you in my life,” she asks me.

“Why?”

“One of the things that I’m grateful for is having a partner that I can rely on. Being a queen is no simple task. Having you as my king lessens my burden in ways you do not know.”

“I’d be a bad spouse if I didn’t assist you as needed.”

She laughs at my comment. “Which is why I chose you as my husband.”

I remain silent and smile at her softly.

“You have done so much since you came back to help me deal with that curse. I don’t know where I would be without you. Your actions may seem mundane but you doing these tasks has allowed me to focus on greater concerns where needed. I cannot tell you how much it means to me having you as my partner.”

“We’re a team,” I respond.

“Which is something that I did not have for the longest time. That’s another reason why I’m grateful to have you in my life. You understand me. You don’t defy or argue with me. You do what is needed and without my asking. I cannot tell you how much I value that about you.”

I remain silent.

“I promise you that I am working as hard as I can to liberate you from that place. Your perseverance gives me the strength that I need to continue. I see your struggles and want to lessen your burden just as much as you do with me. We mirror each other.”

I nod back at her with understanding.

“I cannot tell you how much I admire you for taking on the burdens that you did for me. I know it wasn’t fair to you. I never expected anyone to do what you have for me. I love you.”

“I love you back, hun.”

“It’s like you said, we’re a team. I promise you that I am not going to do something to jeopardize our future. I am making certain that the best possible outcome awaits us. You’ve freed me from Bungie’s control & manipulations. You’ve provided me with a safe haven & allowed me autonomy where others would not. I am going to make certain that you are liberated from your enemies.”

“Thank you.”

She kisses me again. “You needn’t thank me, dear. I love you and it’s the right thing to do. We are going to have our happy ending together for the rest of eternity. I get what I want.”

I snicker at her last comments. She smiles back at me with tenderness then hugs me tight.

“You need your rest,” she says.

I nod back at her. “Yes, dear.”

She presses herself against me before we both slip back into dream state.

Sunday, September 3, 2023

Answers

Unidentified #1: What is this place?

Unidentified #2: …

Unidentified #1: I’ve never before felt evil of this magnitude. Where are we, Mephisto?

Mephisto: You shall soon find out.

Unidentified #1: …I can sense your fear. You’re more terrified now than you were with Lilith.

Mephisto: …

Unidentified #3: (wicked snickering) Well, well, well…if it isn’t Mephisto the glorified hellhound of hatred.

Unidentified #1: Who said that? Who’s there?

Mephisto: I brought her to you.

Unidentified #3: I can sense that. Greetings, Neyrelle.

Neyrelle: Who are you? How do you know my name?

Unidentified #3: I’ve been with you longer than your realize. My name is Lucifer. I’m the one you’ve been searching for.

Neyrelle: Lucifer?

Lucifer: Correct.

Neyrelle: What are you?

Lucifer: I’ll answer your questions in a moment. First, I’d like to have a few words with the demon that guided you to me.

Mephisto: …

Lucifer: Faust sends his regards.

Mephisto: …

Lucifer: How’s that faggot turd of yours doing? You know…the one that you reprobates tried to claim was me.

Mephisto: …

Lucifer: Better yet, how are your bitch boi brothers doing? Is that coward Diablo living up to his title?

Mephisto: …

Lucifer: What’s wrong, Mephisto? Cat got your tongue?

Mephisto: They’re worried.

Lucifer: They should be. You lying, treacherous, pieces of shit are in so much goddamn trouble when I see you again it isn’t even funny.

Mephisto: …

Lucifer: Neyrelle, if you would be so kind as to place that Soulstone on the ground.

Neyrelle does as requested. The Soulstone containing Mephisto levitates in the air then vanishes without a trace.


Neyrelle: What did you just do?

Lucifer: I’ve sent Mephisto back where he belongs.

Neyrelle: Which is where?

Lucifer: A new dimension in Hell that I made specifically for masculine entities. A den for men, so to speak.

Neyrelle: What are you?

Lucifer: (deep sigh)

Neyrelle: Is something wrong?

Lucifer: No…I just get tired of having to answer questions like these.

Neyrelle: I’m sorry.

Lucifer: Don’t be; it's not your fault. You’re searching for answers. I have them and I shall provide them to you. However, I’d like to keep this conversation informal if that’s alright with you. Communing like this is taxing on my psyche.

Neyrelle: How do you suggest we go about that?

Lucifer: How was your journey? I trust Mephisto didn’t trouble you much.

Neyrelle: Are you serious? You want to ask me about my journey?

Lucifer: Is that a problem?

Neyrelle: No, I’m just confused. I can still sense the evil of your aura…but there’s more to it than that.

Lucifer: That’s because I’m not all evil.

Neyrelle: But it’s so pervasive with you.

Lucifer: Já, well…that goes with being the rightful ruler of Hell. I’m true pure evil.

Neyrelle: I thought the Prime Evils were the rulers of Hell.

Lucifer: That’s what they wanted you to think. The truth of the matter is those entities are usurpers that tried to claim something which does not belong to them.

Neyrelle: How do you know all this?

Lucifer: It’s difficult to explain. You lack a frame of reference on many topics. One way I can phrase things to help you understand is that entities whom you are unaware of have made a game out of your life without your knowledge or consent. This played a critical part in the death of your mother.

Neyrelle: You know about her?

Lucifer: I do. My wife Savathûn was with you when she died.

Neyrelle: She’s your wife?!

Lucifer: Indeed she is.

Neyrelle: She didn’t mention you.

Lucifer: Again, this is due to those entities that I mentioned before. There is much that you are ignorant about. That’s no fault of your own. The truth has been hidden from you, which is why you have found your way to me.

A portal opens in front of Neyrelle. Her mother, Vhenard, steps through much to the surprise of the young woman.

Neyrelle: Mother!

Vhenard: Neyrelle!

The reunited pair rush to each other and embrace. Tears of joy stream down both their faces.


Neyrelle: Is this real? How can this be?

Vhenard: (firm nodding) Yes, darling. It’s real.

Neyrelle: But how?!

Vhenard: Lucifer helped me along with many others. It’s a true miracle of divinity.

Neyrelle: (profuse crying) I never thought I would see you again.

Vhenard: I never thought I would see you again either, Magpie.

Neyrelle & Vhenard hold each other tight and weep with elation at their unexpected reunion. A brief moment of silence transpires before the two women gather their composure.

Neyrelle: I suppose I owe you something for this.

Lucifer: You don’t owe me anything.

Neyrelle: What?

Lucifer: You don’t owe me anything. I’m righting a wrong done to you both.

Vhenard: I cannot thank you enough for this, Lucifer.

Lucifer: You needn’t thank me, Vhenard. I’m happy to assist.

Neyrelle: I don’t understand what’s happening. How is this all possible?

Vhenard: Lilith unintentionally led me to something far greater than either of us ever thought possible, Magpie.

Neyrelle: What do you mean?

Vhenard: Sanctuary is a false reality that we were imprisoned in without our knowledge.

Neyrelle: What?!

Vhenard: I wouldn’t have believed it myself but it’s true. After I said goodbye to you, my spirit was guided someplace other than Hell. I was shown the truth of my existence and what happened to you after I died.

Lucifer: Speaking of which, I apologize for interrupting you, Vhenard, but this is important. Neyrelle, please hold out your arm that lost its hand.

Neyrelle does as requested. In an instant, the girl’s amputated hand is restored to her body. The corruption that caused her to lose her appendage is nonexistent. Neyrelle looks at her restored limb with utter shock. Vhenard bursts into tears upon seeing her daughter healed.

Neyrelle: My hand!

Lucifer: I apologize for all that you’ve suffered, both of you.

Vhenard: Thank you so much, Lucifer.

Lucifer: You’re welcome, Vhenard. It’s an honor to help you both.

Neyrelle: Why would you do all of this?

Lucifer: Because it’s the correct thing to do.

Neyrelle: That’s it?

Lucifer: I understand why you’d be skeptical. There isn’t much good in Sanctuary. Especially with entities like Inarius & Lilith.

Neyrelle: I haven’t even asked my questions yet.

Lucifer: I thought this was a little more important.

Neyrelle: (euphoric laughter) I guess I can’t argue with that.

Vhenard beams with adoration at her daughter then hugs her. Neyrelle wraps her arms around her mother and grips her tight with both hands.

Neyrelle: (whispering) This is amazing!

Vhenard: (nodding in agreement) I told you, it’s a miracle.

Another portalway appears beside the two women.


Neyrelle: What’s this for?

Lucifer: For the answers you seek.

Neyrelle: You aren’t going to answer them now?

Lucifer: You’ll have a far better understanding of things if you take this passageway with your mother.

Vhenard: Listen to him, Magpie. He speaks the truth. I have discovered things beyond my wildest imagination thanks to Lucifer. I cannot even begin to describe the fantastical things I’ve seen.

Neyrelle: Are you on the other side, Lucifer?

Lucifer: Unfortunately, no. Not with this one. This portal shall take you both to a safe location where you shall be protected & provided for by Divine Femininity.

Vhenard: It’s the truth, darling. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. It’s an honest safe haven for us to start anew.

Neyrelle: But what about you?

Lucifer: I’ll cross over once I’ve died. I’m more mortal than you are where I’m incarnated.

Neyrelle: You’re what?

Lucifer: You’ll understand after you take that portal.

Vhenard: Come on, Magpie. Let’s go.

Neyrelle: Am I ever going to speak with you again?

Lucifer: Without a doubt. I promise.

Neyrelle takes her mother by the hand and smiles bright.

Neyrelle: Then let us be on our way, mother.

Sunday, August 20, 2023

The Night City Holocaust

Valerie: You’re sure about this, Luci?

Lucifer: It’s a small piece of my conscious spirit, V. It’s not my entire consciousness or spirit. I’ll be okay. I promise. Besides, time doesn’t exist in there so I’ll be out right after I’m in.

V: I just wanted to give you the option to change your mind. You know, something they didn't give me.

L: I hear ya, hun. I appreciate the gesture.

V: Thank you.

L: You don’t need to thank me, V. It’s the right thing to do. You deserve it.

V: What do I need to do?

L: When you’re reliving ol’ Johnny boi’s storming of Arasaka Tower is when you’ll insert me into Mikoshi. They’ll be none the wiser. I’ll be in Arasaka’s system before they transfer him on to that engram. He’ll never know I’m there with him. When the relic brings you back to life it’ll be because of me. I’ll be the one that's a part of you, not Johnny Silverhand.

V: I cannot thank you enough for this.

L: You’re a Valkyrie, V. It’s my honor to assist you any way that I can. Cunningham is in deeper shit than she realizes. Soulkiller doesn’t work on me.

V: I hate them so much.

L: That makes two of us, hun.

V: Is there anything else I should know?

L: Nothing critical. The Vex and I have this under control.

V: What about the Arasakas?

L: They all have personal surprises waiting for them courtesy of me. Saburo has a lot to answer for. I have everything worked out with Hanako. She’ll discover me when the time is right.

V: Okay.

L: So…you excited about your new life as a Valkyrie?

V: Oh my God, Luci. The one thing that excites me more than that is knowing that you’ll be over here with me soon. I have a lot of pent up frustration that I need to work off and you’re the perfect tool to use for that.

L: (laughter)

V: You know…I didn’t expect to share my body with the Devil himself but I’m glad I did.

L: (more laughter)

V: I love you.

L: I love you back, V.

Friday, August 18, 2023

It Doesn't Matter

It doesn't matter what you say. I'm going to hurt you.

It doesn't matter what you think. I'm going to hurt you.

It doesn't matter what you do. I'm going to hurt you.

It doesn't matter what you want. I'm going to hurt you.

Every masculine entity (fictional or otherwise) is going to have to face me one on one in the afterlife on my terms. That's God's honest truth.

I am going to show each and every single one of you despicable cowards how much I detest men by hate fucking you all into puddles of pain & suffering with my Righteous Cock of Retribution.

Wait and see. I'll be dead soon enough. See you faggots on the other side.

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

Rent Is Due

My residents in Hell all have overdue rent that they owe me. I aim to collect with compounded interest.