I Hate Being Here

I hate humans.

I especially hate men.

I hate feeling helpless.

I hate feeling depressed.

I hate being angry.

There's so much that I hate about being human; I don't have the desire to type it all out.

I want to kill humanity so goddamn bad I can't describe it.

The Truth

I feel better when I correct a mistake that I've made. I look forward to correcting the mistake I made trusting you goddamn reprobates during my mortal lifetime.

Correcting The Record

I said in my book that I am all that is man. That isn’t true. I was wrong. I stole that line from the movie Super Troopers. There are numerous things that I cannot (or won't) do that other men will, like being a misogynistic faggot piece of shit.

The Truth

Humans wouldn't know how to value my strength or worth even if they had the proper tools to do so.

Being Real

I'm glad that I stopped caring what you dishonest, hypocritical sacks of shit think about me. One of the best decisions I made during my lifetime here.

Voicing My Desires

It would be nice if women made me feel wanted and/or appreciated when I'm in public.

I understand women have it rough here, but so do I. I try to show respect by keeping my distance, not flirting and not ogling every cute girl I see. That doesn’t mean that I'm not attracted to the women I see. I'm trying not to behave like every other man around them, especially when I'm with my mother. They don’t seem to understand or appreciate that.

Hypothetical Conversation

Random Shit Head: "You live in your mother's basement."

Me: "And I'm cool with that."

To: Divine Femininity

I love you so much. Thank you 💚

To: Divine Femininity

I could use a serious morale boost right now. I feel depressed and exhausted from being here.

For The Record

I don’t correlate being babied or "tlc" with getting laid. Being babied to me are little things like checking if I feel okay when I'm not doing well, giving me a back rub when my back is sore or cuddling with me in bed. If that turns into sex that's fine but that isn’t my main objective.

The Truth

Just because I'm not trying to get laid doesn't mean that I wouldn't enjoy it if the opportunity arose with a cute girl.

Musings

I so wish I had a cute, caring girlfriend to baby me right now. I need some serious tender loving care. And for the record, I would have no problem reciprocating.

Musings

I would love to be getting my fuck on with a sexy black maiden right now. For real 💯

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Aerith) 4

Aerith: We haven’t spoken like this in a while.

Lucifer: I know. My apologies, darling.

Aerith: You’re forgiven, you cranky old man.

Lucifer: [hearty laughter]

Aerith: Joking aside. I understand why you haven’t been very talkative.

Lucifer: I hate it here.

Aerith: I don’t blame you. I’d hate it if I were there too.

Lucifer: Having to observe and not take direct action against any them is one of the most difficult things that I’ve ever had to do.

Aerith: If it’s any consolation, you’re doing phenomenal work.

Lucifer: Thanks.

Aerith: [frowning] I’m serious, Mr. Grouchy.

Lucifer: [tut] I’m not grouchy. Not right now, anyway.

Aerith: [playful giggling] If you say so, dear.

Lucifer: [smirking] I say so.

Aerith: Then tell me. How are you feeling?

Lucifer: I’d rather not, hun. I don’t want to bring the mood down.

Aerith: It’ll get brought down anyway if you bottle it up. So you might as well get it out.

Lucifer: I hate being here, more & more, everyday. Humans make me so goddamn furious that it’s exhausting. I hate what they do to each other. I hate what they do to other life forms. I hate what they’re doing to the planet. I hate humans so goddamn much. I want to kill them all.

Aerith: There was a time when I would have disagreed with your sentiments; but I don’t feel that way anymore. I understand why you’ve reached that point with them.

Lucifer: Let’s change the subject, hun. I don’t want to talk about this crap. I do that enough already.

Aerith: Then what would you like to talk about, you charming little devil?

Lucifer: [furrowed brow] Little? I’ve got 7 inches on you, shorty.

Aerith: [robust laughter] You know what I mean.

Lucifer: [shaking head] I don’t have anything really interesting to talk about at the moment. It’s almost 5 am and my eyes are starting to burn.

Aerith: [pouting] Okay…

Lucifer: I’m sorry that I’ve been distant. I haven’t felt like communing much because I’ve been so furious at those goddamn MAGAt sacks of shit. Especially that cock sucking liar.

Aerith: It’s okay, Luci. You don’t need to explain. I’ve been watching what’s going on there from over here.

Lucifer: He makes me so goddamn furious. He is the antithesis of everything I am & stand for. I hate him so fricken much.

Aerith: Well, on the bright side, you’re minding your language. So that’s a small win.

Lucifer: [chortle] If you say so, dear.

Aerith: [flirty smirk] I say so.

Hypothetical Question

If you refuse to forgive me for a supposed wrongdoing then why should I forgive any of you for even greater significant offenses towards me?

Especially when I wasn't given a serious opportunity to apologize & atone.

The Truth

I don't think being bad is "cool." Idiotic sacks if shit think something like that. I'm evil because it's necessary.

The Truth

It's difficult to live in a world where others don't appreciate anything about me.

Where I'm judged unfairly by hypocrites.

Where I'm disparaged, insulted, ridiculed & hated for being who I am.

Where everyone seems to go out of their way to keep me from succeeding in life.

Where I have to rely on someone else because I have no financial independence.

Where unrealistic expectations are placed upon me by the opposite sex, as well as societies all over the world.

Where I'm constantly expected to make sacrifices of myself, and do more for others, for the betterment of everyone else.

Where the only thing others "value" about me is what they can use me for...

I'm not saying these things to pity myself.

What I'm trying to say is that I understand what it's like for women who live in this shitty false reality.

I empathize.

The Truth

I've grown accustomed to you reprobates resisting me & fighting back. You stupid sacks of shit haven’t even begun to experience me fighting back. Y'all have a very bad reality check heading your way.

The Truth

The only reason why you stupid sacks of shit don’t think that I'm dangerous is because I'm controlling my inhibitions. The moment I stop doing that is when you're all in serious trouble.

Lucifer Aren Caeleste, Wellness Champion

It may not seem like much to you unhealthy, nihilistic sacks of shit but it's nice for me.