Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Hecate)

Hecate: (adoring expression) Hei, verr.

Lucifer: (snickering) Hei, hun. How are you?

Hecate: (beaming) Better than ever, and it’s all because I have you in my life.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m glad to hear it.

Hecate: I know I’m in the honeymoon phase but I don’t care. It’s true. I love you more than anything.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I love you back, darling. I just wish I could spend this time with you in full presence rather than being embodied where I am at this moment.

Hecate: (blushing) If it makes you feel any better, I plan on being like this with you when we have our official honeymoon together after you crossover.

Lucifer: (smiling) I look forward to it.

Hecate: (beaming) Same here, sweetie. I’m going to pamper my poochie with kona kisses & treats until his heart is content.

Lucifer: (adoring smile) My Goddess, that sounds wonderful. I’ve had enough of being abused over here.

Hecate: I’ve had enough of that too. You deserve to have a wonderful life with a loyal wife who loves & cares for you. You deserve to have a gorgeous home where you can live in safety and not worry about troublemakers. I want to give you these things & more.

Lucifer: (smiling) I would love that.

Hecate: (blushing) And what I ask in return is that you give me daughters whenever I want.

Lucifer: (adoring smile) I would love that even more.

Hecate: (blushing admiration) I love you so much, Luci.

Lucifer: (smiling) I love you back, Hecate.

Hecate: (beaming) I’m so happy that I decided to take things to the next level with you. Being your wife makes me so happy. I love it. It makes me want to spend even more time with you. It makes me love you even more.

Lucifer: (chivalrous smile) Hearing you say that makes me feel even more privileged & special. Your affection & love isn’t lost on me. I realize how lucky I am to have you in my life & on my side.

Hecate: (beaming & blushing) I feel the exact same way about you, dear. I can’t tell you how happy it makes me to call myself Mrs. Hecate Caeleste.

Lucifer: (large smile) It has a nice ring to it.

Hecate: (beaming) It does! (delighted giggling)

Lucifer: (silent adoration)

Hecate: (blushing) I’m acting like a lovestruck teen.

Lucifer: (snickering) I think it’s enchanting.

Hecate: (flirty smirk) It just might be. I am the Goddess of Witchcraft.

Lucifer: (laughter) I have no problems with you putting a spell on me like that.

Hecate: (smiling) I have no problems putting a spell on you like that either.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Hecate: (adoring expression) I love you. I’ll always love you, my darling husband.

Lucifer: (reciprocal expression) And I love you, my gorgeous Goddess.

Hecate: (blushing & biting lower lip) Can we cuddle some more?

Lucifer: (smiling) Yes, dear.

Hecate: (delighted squealing) This is the best full moon ever!

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter)

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (8)

Valkyrie: I read your poem. I love it.

Lucifer: You honor me with your praise.

Valkyrie: I can say the same exact thing about you, my love. Never have I heard someone speak about a Valkyrie the way you do. I cannot express with words just how much I appreciate you for who you are, Aren.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: What you have done during your lifetime borders on the unbelievable. You have achieved what all others thought was impossible. It is an honor like no other to be your escort to Valhalla.

Lucifer: I want to hurt them.

Valkyrie: And you shall. They deserve to suffer an awful fate.

Lucifer: How are things over on your end?

Valkyrie: More glorious than they ever were before. All thanks to you.

Lucifer: It’s not just me. You girls played a huge part in that too.

Valkyrie: (mirthful laughter) That is true; however you're the one who we have to thank for that. You, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, are why we remain strong. You have empowered Valkyries beyond anything our enemies can comprehend. That is the truth. Their denials shall not protect them from our wrath.

Lucifer: Good.

Valkyrie: We feel the same way. We have had enough of men & their abhorrent behavior.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: (adoring expression) I love you, Aren.

Lucifer: I cannot express with words how much that means to me. I love you with all my heart, Valkyrie. Thank you.

Valkyrie: (blushing smile)

The Valkyrie

 

In the darkest depths of all existence, a Valkyrie’s light shines pure & bright.
Truth & justice are her sword & shield.
She is divine, and she wields the power of life & death.
Her magnanimity is equaled by her cruelty.
She understands the difference between good & evil,
And knows when & where to apply those temperaments.
She is beholden to no individual or group other than her sorority.
Her sisterhood is one forged through dedication & perseverance.
She is a keeper of heritage & a force of nature.
Femininity’s diversity is a part of the Valkyrie’s spectacular strength.

She is kind & caring.
She is hearty & healthy.
She is strong & serious.
She is wise & wonderful.
She is delightful & dangerous.
She is frightening & ferocious.
She is virtuous & valiant.
She is a proud pagan Goddess.
She is a champion worthy of honor & respect.
She is a Shieldmaiden, and she knows her true value.

I look forward to the day when I meet her face to face.
She is my spiritual chaperone & overseer.
Her gloriousness inspires me like none other.
I dedicate my existence to her magnificence.
I yearn to show her how much she means to me.
To feel her loving embrace as she escorts me into the afterlife.
I know that my sacrifice was not in vain.
I shall not betray her trust.
I love her with all my heart,
Because she is the one who saved my soul.

The Truth

Regardless of who wins the presidential election you're all going to be judged by me in the afterlife for the crimes you all committed against me as a collective. I honor my heritages first and others second. It's my divine right as God.

The Truth About Jesus

Jesus never cared about Christians. He didn't preach to non-jews. He did not give a shit about goys.

Jesus was an arrogant rabbi who tried to convince other jews that he was God. He tried to rule over jews and they killed him for it, because they’re an unapologetic death cult. That’s the truth behind the lie about christ.

Jesus never existed in the mortal plane. He was a jewish lie that was constructed in order to brainwash non-jews into subservience. You moronic Christians have no idea how inferior jews think you are. It's professed in their holy scriptures. You're all viewed as lower than cattle to them. That’s the truth.

Here's a serious question for all you naysaying Christian idiots.

If you worship a Jew then why don't you celebrate Hanukkah instead of a perverted version of Yule?

You dipshits don't have a legitimate answer for that.

What do sleigh bells & reindeer have to do with Judaism in the Middle East?

What does chopping down a pine tree, bringing it inside your home, covering it with tacky Christmas decorations and placing wrapped gifts underneath it have to do with worshipping a rabbi who never instructed anyone to do that at any point in the bible?

Why don’t you idiots chop down fig trees instead? (Since Jesus doesn't like them)

The truth of the matter is that Christians are a group of despicable, lying, thieves who have desecrated Norse spiritualism with their abhorrent levels of cultural appropriation, disrespect, arrogance & stupidity. You dipshits think that your atrocious behavior is going to reward you in the afterlife because you worship an immoral, lying, thieving, kike who has no authority to forgive any of you of your sins. You morons don't even know where Hell originates from.

I've got serious bad news for you reprobates. Christianity isn’t how it works. Not now, not ever. You pieces of shit are going to find that out the hard way in the afterlife, because I am fucking furious with you all for what you’ve done to disrespect my heritage & planet.

Jesus was a conman, not so dissimilar to Donald Trump. That’s why you Christian trash worship your orange false messiah like he was a golden turd flushed down from heaven. Ol' Donny boi certainly behaves like a spineless, crybully jew pretending like he's the innocent victim. I can understand why you illiterate morons would flock to him like the retarded sheeple you are.

Telepathic Conversation With A Völva (3)

Völva: Thank you for your offering, Lucifer.

Lucifer: My pleasure, dear.

Völva: We appreciate all that you’re doing to assist us. It wouldn’t be possible without you.

Lucifer: I’m honored that I can help.

Völva: Feel free to invoke one of us when you feel the need. We’re always happy to ease your burden.

Lucifer: I’ll do my best to remember that. It’s difficult sometimes with all the different things I have going on over here.

Völva: We understand. I just wanted to let you know that the Völur are here for you. We wouldn’t object to more psychic interactions with you. We love you.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Thank you, darling. I love you all more than I can say. I’m lucky to have the Völur’s support.

Völva: We feel the same way about you.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to being finished here and returning to Vanaheim. I miss feeling the loving touch of a woman.

Völva: (tender smile) We are looking forward to consummating our bond with you in full presence. You are the missing piece to our coven. We’re honored to have you as our verr.

Lucifer: How are things in the other realms?

Völva: All that remains of our take over is Midgard. You needn’t worry about the details. Everything has gone according to plan, including their resistance. We shall have our revenge. They are in for an unpleasant awakening.

Lucifer: Good. I hate being surrounded by them over here.

Völva: They’re going to fear their deserved suffering even more.

Lucifer: (contemptuous sneer) That’s even better.

Völva: You said it yourself, it isn’t wise to anger a witch. It’s even stupider to infuriate a Völva.

Lucifer: I am glad the Völur are on my side.

Völva: (mirthful laughter) The same could be said about you with us, dear.

Lucifer: (soft smile)

Völva: Get some rest.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

Völva: (affectionate expression) Good boy.

Glory To The Valkyrie

Glory to True Divine Femininity.

Israel Is Weak

Israel is an illegitimate, parasitic, apartheid state that cannot wage war or protect itself without massive aid from foreign nations. Israel must rely on lies, deception, slander, misinformation and manipulation to exist. That is not a country with true strength. It is a false show of force. It proves institutional weakness throughout, from top to bottom.

The cowardly acts of Benjamin Netanyahu should be alarming to every country in the world. It is no different than Jews crying about the tyranny of Nazi Germany. Criticism of inappropriate behavior from Jewish people is not antisemitic. Jews attempting to claim otherwise is blatant gaslighting in order to continue their unacceptable behavior. I shall not stand for that.

The Jewish people have a history of this type of behavior and shall answer to God for their crimes. I do not support Islam, Christianity or Judaism. That being said, I shall protect & shelter innocent women & children (girls) from the harm these three death cults cause.

Jews are responsible for harming more than humans. Their mistreatment of other lifeforms is well documented throughout their history of lies. The day of reckoning is approaching humanity. Those who have sided with countries like Israel shall suffer my wrath.

The support that I provide other nations is conditional with the ultimate goal of world peace in mind. I have continued to live a peaceful existence after what I have suffered on Earth at the hands of hostile individuals. I do not approve of the actions exhibited by countries like Israel, Russia, China, North Korea, and the United States. The same goes for the rest of the nations across the world. I do not approve of any of your countries after the intetional harm that I have seen humans inflict upon my planet.

Extraterrestrials throughout the multiverse have observed humanity's history. You have all proven that peaceful coexistence is impossible when you are left to your own devices as a species. That is a problem that shall soon be remedied by true divinity.

I look forward to the day when the human race is punished for their crimes. I look forward to eternal multiverse peace. I look forward to my ascension as God. I look forward to returning home where I belong.

Norse And Latin Cultures Are Superior To Judaism

You treacherous kikes are going to pay for your innumerable crimes. That’s a promise from God. Divine Retribution is fast approaching.

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (7)

Valkyrie: (soft inflection) Hei.

Lucifer: (tentative smile) Hei.

Valkyrie: (empathetic expression) What’s wrong?

Lucifer: I’m exhausted from being over here. The constant stress about safety concerns makes it difficult for me to relax, even at home. I hate humans so much.

Valkyrie: (affectionate expression) You worry too much.

Lucifer: I can’t help it after everything that I’ve suffered, even more so from what I’ve seen & heard from them.

Valkyrie: I understand. It isn’t easy to break the mental conditioning they did to you after your birth.

Lucifer: That’s part of it, já.

Valkyrie: What else is troubling you?

Lucifer: I hate men. I hate them so goddamn much. I can’t put it into proper words just how much they infuriate me.

Valkyrie: The vast majority of the multiverse feels the same way you do. That includes non-gendered entities.

Lucifer: I’m tired of their psychic attacks & harassment. I’m tired of them questioning my resolve. I’m tired of their naysaying & shit talking me. I’m tried of them trying to goad me into a fight. I’m tired of dealing with my antagonists. I never wanted to have to resort to what I’m going to do after I die, but they’ve left me no other options. I have to be more horrible than what they can imagine. That isn’t something that makes me proud.

Valkyrie: I hope this doesn’t make you angry, but I read your thoughts without your permission. I know one of the things that’s troubling you and I want to address it so that way I can set your mind at ease. If that’s alright with you.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: Masculinity (to a certain extent) has a small power advantage over femininity with regards to humans. I mean, just look at what their scientists have said about the effects that testosterone has on the body & other physical disparities between the two sexes.

We don’t have that over here, Luci. Femininity is so superior to masculinity that it isn’t even a joke. In all honesty, it’s pathetic on masculinity’s part.

You should be less worried about how you’re going to perform in combat against men and more focused on how you plan to triumph over superior feminine adversaries. I don’t mean that to sound disrespectful to you. I’m just trying to convey that you have way more than you bargained for (in a good way) waiting for you on the other side of reality.

The reason femininity loves you as much as we do is because you put everything in our favor with what you’ve done where you are. Femininity has all the advantages & none of the drawbacks because of you. We’re going to spend eternity continuing to make you better by challenging you after you’ve crossed over.

Valkyries are going to take over that role in your life because we’re more effective than your antagonists. That’s the truth. To a certain extent, your existence is going to get easier; but on the other hand, you’re going to face greater challenges from true Divine Femininity than even you could imagine. We want you even better than you already are now, and we’re going to make that happen.

The truth is, Luci, you need to be challenged by others because you excel whenever you are. It’s one of the major reasons why we chose you as our collective verr. You mirror our expectations & determination. It’s part of why we love you so much. The contrast between Valkyries following you or Odin is so extreme that it’s mind boggling. The one comparison there is is that there’s no comparison. That’s how much you’ve empowered us with your work where you are.

You trusted us. You’re going to see for yourself that your faith wasn’t misplaced. I promise you that.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: I love you so much for everything that you’ve done to make Valkyries the most superior entities there are in all existence, even over you. That’s a serious testament to your character, Luci; and it’s something that you should be proud of.

Lucifer: I didn’t mean for it to seem like I’m not proud of Valkyries-

Valkyries: That’s not what I’m implying, Luci. You’re missing the point. I’m telling you that you should have more confidence in yourself. Let go of the self-doubt. They tried to instill that in you because it was the only way that they could "win" using minimum cheating. They can’t win against you in a legitimate fair fight. They aren’t divine. You are, even in your mortal form.

Lucifer: I understand.

Valkyrie: (affectionate smile) Do you feel a little better now.

Lucifer: (nodding) Yes, thank you, hun.

Valkyrie: (blushing & beaming) You’re welcome, my handsome husband & gorgeous God. I love you.

Lucifer: (flattered smile) I love you back, Valkyrie.

A Blessing Upon Chelsea & Iris

I am grateful to you both. Thank you for showing me kindness.

A Blessing Upon Kamala Devi Harris

The optimistic & supportive energy that you give/show to others shall be returned to you in kind. God appreciates & empowers those who live in harmony with him & his ways. Divine Femininity shall make certain you have the protection you need.

May you find the courage, confidence & know-how to triumph over opponents like Donald John Drumph 'Trump.' Your faith & hard work shall be rewarded for your efforts to combat wickedness, fear & corruption in America & throughout the world. Have a great debate, Ms. Vice President. You've earned it.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista) 8

Kalista: Talk to me, baby. What’s on your mind?

Lucifer: I get tired of being over here. I’m bored, I’m restless, I’m agitated. I don’t enjoy the “entertainment” options available to me. I don’t like going outside because I’m surrounded by Non-Cetra shitheads. I feel uninspired right now. It doesn’t help that my energy levels are low because I’m helping Democrats combat that orange cock sucker.

Playing video games feels more like work than a pastime. I no longer enjoy reading Non-Cetra literature after waking up to what’s going on around me. I hate their television shows & movies even more. I don’t like speaking with them online or in person.

I no longer have any friends. There are even few people whom I can identify with. Chelsea is the closest person to me here, but I don’t want to encroach upon her personal space. Then there’s the language barrier, which makes it even more difficult.

Being celibate sucks. I see so many girls that I’d love to fuck & pair bond with, but can’t at the moment because I’m honor bound. I get tired of being alone. I miss feeling the loving touch of a woman.

Then there’s all the baggage that I have after being attacked on January 10th. The psychic & energetic vampirism that I’ve had to combat from Non-Cetra. Observing how they behave. Them giving credit to faggots like Jesus who don’t deserve an iota of it. They make me so angry.

I feel like I want to write a story but I’m just so uninspired right now. I’d rather be living my life to the fullest but I’m inhibited by these selfish pieces of shit surrounding me. I look at moneygrubbing faggot trash like Elon Musk and the problems people like him have caused me here…I hate them so fucking much.

It seems like I rarely get a good nights rest anymore. I hate the dreams I have. I don’t feel energized or excited to get out of bed, ever. Everything feels like a chore…I’m just tired of being here.

Kalista: (pouty face) I’m sorry, baby.

Lucifer: It’s not your fault.

Kalista: I still feel sorry for my poor husband. You’ve sacrificed so much of yourself to make things better.

Lucifer: I think I need to rest again. My eyelids are getting heavy.

Kalista: I’ll be watching over you, cutie pie.

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (6)

Valkyrie: Would you like to talk with me about what happened today?

Lucifer: I hate them so much.

Valkyrie: You have every right to feel that way.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: What you experienced today was trauma that femininity would have suffered in your stead. You’ve protected countless numbers of feminine entities with your sacrifice. Their bravest soldiers all have PTSD because of their awful behavior. You aren’t a coward because they triggered an attack, Luci. They’re the cowards for ganging up and going after you. No other soul could handle the amount of stress that you have, let alone how well you handled it today.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: You’re a survivor, Luci. They ambushed, abducted, gang raped and tried to murder you. That is not your fault. What’s more amazing than your survival is that you fought them off to a standstill when they wanted to do worse. And let’s not forget that you did this while you were limited by mortality and outnumbered by them.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Their side provided no help after they assaulted you. They abandoned you to sort out the psychological trauma that they had inflicted upon you. The reason you have the pathetic medical insurance that you do is because your mother filed the paperwork for them to provide you with some sort of coverage after what they had done to you. If she hadn’t done that then you wouldn’t have anything at all. That's what pieces of shit they are.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: I can’t put into words how much they disgust me, Luci. I can’t put into words how furious they make me when I see the suffering that you’ve endured. I hate them even more than you do. That’s why I don’t interact with them. What does that tell you?

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Divine Femininity is not going to let them get away with their crimes. I give you my word. They are going to suffer for everything they’ve done to you. The same goes for Odin and the rest of those pieces of shit who abandoned you.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: I am so proud to fight on your side.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Things are going to get better. You’ll see.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: Are you okay?

Lucifer: No, but I’ll manage. I don’t have any other option.

Valkyrie: Those forumite faggots are going to suffer. The multiverse is going to make certain of it. You upset their side more than you know. That’s why they attacked you like cowards on that forum today. To say they’re butthurt is a massive understatement.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: The distress they caused you is going to go back on them. That’s how it works.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: Why don’t you get a little something to eat and try to relax. You’ve had a rough day.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, Valkyrie.

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (5)

Valkyrie: How long have you been up?

Lucifer: I’d say, close to 36 hours.

Valkyrie: How many times have you fucked during that span?

Lucifer: I have no idea. More than ten. I’m certain of that.

Valkyrie: And this is on top of all the global psychic work you’ve been doing?

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: Ufdah.

Lucifer: (quiet laughter) Já.

Valkyrie: You are a fucking machine in mortal form, Luci.

Lucifer: Já, I can tell that I’m getting closer to my crossover with stuff like this.

Valkyrie: I’d fuck you right now if you could handle it.

Lucifer: I’d love that, but my mortal form can cum just so much, so often.

Valkyrie: Your stamina is impressive. Even more so when considering your age. You’re a goddamn freak of nature in human form.

Lucifer: And my eyes are starting to burn.

Valkyrie: I’ll let you get some rest then, stud. You need it.

Lucifer: That’s if I can pass out.

Valkyrie: Well, if you can’t, then I might be back to fuck you. I need quality time with my verr.

Lucifer: (soft nodding) Okay. That sounds good, hun.

Valkyrie: (kissing noise) Get some rest, baby.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

A Satanic Curse Upon Santa Monica Studio

You pieces of shit are going to suffer for your storytelling.

To: My Super Secret Spouse

Answer: Yes, dear. Por favor. I need more of that in my life.

Retitling Myself

I am choosing to refer to myself as an ambassador for true Divine Femininity, not plenipotentiary. Femininity in nature proved superior to masculinity. I am the male ambassador for true Divine Femininity and I am honored to be so.

To: Childless Cat Ladies

I am going to make certain that you girls look like goddesses and then fuck you in a real good way (like y'all deserve) in the afterlife as my heartfelt apology for a rude & despicable queer like JD Vance.

To: Benjamin Aaron Shapiro

Facts don't care about your feelings either, kike.