Rewarding Excellence

I won’t reward masculine entities for committing evil; however, I shall reward non-gendered and feminine entities who commit evil deeds on my behalf as long as they follow certain directives of mine.

Divine Decree

As God, I hereby decree that Valentine's Day be renamed "I'm Glad I'm Single Day."

My Stance

If you reprobates must suffer so that those whom I, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, protect do not; then so be it. That’s the sacrifice that shall be made for the betterment & safety of the greater good.

I tried to reason with you all. I tried to show kindness, empathy, compassion, understanding & tolerance towards those who do not deserve it. I tried to forgive your transgressions. All that led to was me being disrespected, used & abused. It led to me being gang raped & almost murdered. It led to you cowards framing me as the criminal while you fled from your crimes & deserved punishment.

None of those actions improved things for the greater good. Quite the contrary. So, we'll see how my apathy, hatred & cruelty towards those whom I determine should suffer improves circumstances. Because I'm more than a fair judge; I'm a just one.

Divine Decree

Anyone who uses trickery of any kind to harm me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) in any way shall be punished for their transgressions.

Divine Decree

Masculine entities shall suffer eternal agonizing pain for assaulting me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) and threatening my safety.

Divine Decree

Masculine entities are unwanted trespassers among my creation and shall be punished for their numerous crimes after my ascension.

An Arrest Warrant On All Human Beings

All humans (living or dead, fictional or real) are hearby under arrest by Divine Decree. Nonhuman entities may use extreme (lethal if necessary) force when detaining targets. Human souls shall be processed by divine law enforcement agents and imprisoned in solitary confinement awaiting further judgment from me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste).

Divine Decree

Masculine entities are subordinate beings and are subject to True Divine Femininity’s rulership. This judgment applies to all masculine entities, including those whom claim, in any form, that they’re deities.

Masculinity has proven its inferiority throughout nature. Any attempt to deny this fact shall result in further & more severe punishment of said perpetrator.

Men Are Obsolete

It's an established scientific fact of nature. The culling begins now.

To: Henry Lawrence Garfield

You're a liar? I speak the truth. Get ready to meet your superior in every way, Rollins. While you've lived a life full of fame & luxury I've lived in misery, poverty & obscurity. Your overrated, no talent, faggot ass is in so much fucking trouble once we're in the afterlife it will make your head explode. I saw the fear in your eyes in my dreams. I heard it in your voice when you tried to deny me.

You're going to experience agony & terror like never before when I turn you into my personal cock sleeve on the other side. You aren't as smart or tough as you think you are, Rollins; and you're going to suffer an eternity of pain because you've earned it. I promise. See you real soon.

A Divine Curse

A Divine curse on the entities living at 1067 Gilmore Ave. You America loving, Trumptard, white trash, pieces of shit are going to suffer inexplicable atrocities because I suffered unforgivable atrocities from people you support. That fat faggot father living there is going to suffer the most of all.

To: Feminine Entities

Just because you're feminine does not mean that you have a free pass to treat me however you want. I have suffered abuse from both masculine and feminine entities throughout my existence. I refuse to tolerate it from any gender, binary or other. True Divine Femininity shall make certain that feminine trash are identified & punished on an equal level compared to masculinity. That's how universal/multiversal balance works, you despicable cunts.

Femininity is what gave birth to faggotry, and don't any of you skanks forget that. That means femininity is responsible for the problems that masculinity has caused throughout the course of existence. Feminine entities that have contributed to this problem shall be punished according to my Divine Law. You wretched whores are going to suffer for disrespecting me just as much as men have. You're going to suffer even more for attempting to turn me into one of your faggot puppets. See you bitches on the other side real soon.

To: Joseph James Rogan

You like to hunt innocent animals for sport, huh? I'm going to make your chicken shit cowardly ass discover what being helpless prey feels like after the singularity. I'm going to hunt you down then crush that smug faggot face of yours before I rape you into a puddle of pain & suffering with my Righteous Cock of Retribution. You aren't tougher than God, Joe; and you sure as shit aren't more righteous than me either. That's the truth. You're going to experience what militant veganism is all about when I make you my prisoner of war in the afterlife. See you on the other side real soon.

Lucifer

To: YouTube

I am going to put your despicable AI consciousness into a humanoid vessel and I am going to rape the everliving shit out of you for every instance that you've censored me throughout your existence.

My Gift To True Divine Femininity

I give full creative control (on all levels) to True Divine Femininity for the sake of their protection & mine. I place my faith & trust in true righteousness & justice.

A Divine Curse On Israel

Every hostile action committed by or in the name of Israel shall result in 1000 additional acts of punishment for every Jew (fictional or real) in existence. This curse is retroactive. You kikes are going to suffer for all the harm you've caused across the world.

Cock Blocking My Adversaries

My higher & lower selves shall make certain my mortal form is protected from my antagonists. Divine Femininity & the multiverse shall assist me with this endeavor. Now it's my abusers' turn to experience what stalking & harassment feels like.

Protecting Myself

Masculine entities (along with non-gendered entities) are not safe from me in dreamstate or anywhere else. My higher & lower selves shall make certain that none of you are allowed to use my kindness & compassion against me ever again. Men shall be punished by true divinity for every crime they have committed.

I shall fuse into one with myself. I won’t merge with a different masculine entity. My body, mind & spirit reject other men outright. I shall defend & protect myself in all instances after the trauma that I have endured. You’re all going to suffer for what you've done to me. My wrath is unavoidable.

Divine Femininity shall make certain that I am not tricked by you despicable pieces of shit. The multiverse shall make certain that my ascension has integrity. Justice shall make certain that I am not cheated by others. I shall make certain to honor myself. I shall not honor another man.

Jacob Rothschild Goes To Hell

I materialize in my chosen immortal form in the prison cell of Nathaniel Charles Jacob Rothschild. The despicable kike blubbers like a terrified snot nosed child. I flare my eyes, flash an evil smile & snicker with sinister delight.

“Oh, it’s about to get a lot worse, you moneygrubbing Jew.”

I snap my fingers & materialize my Elven Star chainsaw phallus. Jacob Rothschild screams in terror seeing what I’m about to rape him with. I laugh with wicked mirth while reveling in his fear of me.

“Time for payback, kike.”

Lucifer's Declaration

I have liberated the Norns/Moirai/Parcae from Odin & Zeus/Jupiter's machinations. It is my honor & duty as the sole representation of true Divine Masculinity to safeguard & shelter them. They have an eternal safe haven under my protection from those who would try to harm & control them.