To: Divine Femininity

I love you so much. Thank you 💚

To: Divine Femininity

I could use a serious morale boost right now. I feel depressed and exhausted from being here.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Aerith) 4

Aerith: We haven’t spoken like this in a while.

Lucifer: I know. My apologies, darling.

Aerith: You’re forgiven, you cranky old man.

Lucifer: [hearty laughter]

Aerith: Joking aside. I understand why you haven’t been very talkative.

Lucifer: I hate it here.

Aerith: I don’t blame you. I’d hate it if I were there too.

Lucifer: Having to observe and not take direct action against any them is one of the most difficult things that I’ve ever had to do.

Aerith: If it’s any consolation, you’re doing phenomenal work.

Lucifer: Thanks.

Aerith: [frowning] I’m serious, Mr. Grouchy.

Lucifer: [tut] I’m not grouchy. Not right now, anyway.

Aerith: [playful giggling] If you say so, dear.

Lucifer: [smirking] I say so.

Aerith: Then tell me. How are you feeling?

Lucifer: I’d rather not, hun. I don’t want to bring the mood down.

Aerith: It’ll get brought down anyway if you bottle it up. So you might as well get it out.

Lucifer: I hate being here, more & more, everyday. Humans make me so goddamn furious that it’s exhausting. I hate what they do to each other. I hate what they do to other life forms. I hate what they’re doing to the planet. I hate humans so goddamn much. I want to kill them all.

Aerith: There was a time when I would have disagreed with your sentiments; but I don’t feel that way anymore. I understand why you’ve reached that point with them.

Lucifer: Let’s change the subject, hun. I don’t want to talk about this crap. I do that enough already.

Aerith: Then what would you like to talk about, you charming little devil?

Lucifer: [furrowed brow] Little? I’ve got 7 inches on you, shorty.

Aerith: [robust laughter] You know what I mean.

Lucifer: [shaking head] I don’t have anything really interesting to talk about at the moment. It’s almost 5 am and my eyes are starting to burn.

Aerith: [pouting] Okay…

Lucifer: I’m sorry that I’ve been distant. I haven’t felt like communing much because I’ve been so furious at those goddamn MAGAt sacks of shit. Especially that cock sucking liar.

Aerith: It’s okay, Luci. You don’t need to explain. I’ve been watching what’s going on there from over here.

Lucifer: He makes me so goddamn furious. He is the antithesis of everything I am & stand for. I hate him so fricken much.

Aerith: Well, on the bright side, you’re minding your language. So that’s a small win.

Lucifer: [chortle] If you say so, dear.

Aerith: [flirty smirk] I say so.

A Question For MAGAts

If y'all love America so goddamn much then why are y'all trying to turn the country into a Christian shit hole?

To: MAGAts

Remember when y'all were against Jews and their replacement theory? I sure do.

Now, y'all are cucks for kikes because y'all worship that cocƙsucƙing, shabbos goy, fraudster and anyone he bows to. Enjoy that Israeli fist up your Americana shit holes, faggots.

To: MAGAts

Do you disingenuous "patriotic" lazy sacks of shit want to know how I spent my Labor Day in the lame ol U.S. of A?

I didn’t spend it golfing or shit posting/virtue signaling on social media like that stupid, hypocritical, cocƙsucƙing, parasitical diaper wearing ingrate that y'all worship.

I took my 70 year old, handicapped mother to the grocery store. Pushed the cart for her. Bagged her groceries. Drove her home. Carried her bags inside. Mowed her entire yard. Took out her trash & recycling; and helped her wash her dishes after dinner. You know, an average day for me. 

The best part is that she didn’t even ask me to help her because, unlike you goddamn poseurs, I'm a real man.

To: MAGAt Shitiots

The only people suffering from TDS are that stupid cocƙsucƙer y'all worship & his supporters.

To: Donald John Drumpf

Revoke Joe Biden's pre-pardons and prosecute Hunter Biden. Open that can of worms, you stupid sack of shit. I triple dog dare you.

To: Liberals

Watch Jeffries & Jewmer sell you pieces of shit out if they regain control of congress. Bet on it. They obey AIPAC, always.

To: Christians

The reason why y'all are tippy toeing towards your fascist shit hole faggotopia like a bunch of cowardly cucks is because y'all know that you'll get your asses kicked in an actual fight. That's why none of you are straight forward about your bullshit agendas.

To: Democrats

If your party wasn't overrun with virtue signaling, hypocritical, bigoted shit heads MAGA never would have stood a chance. Me not participating in your farcical electoral system didn’t have anything to do with you reprobates losing. Stop blaming non-voters and take a good, long look at yourselves in a goddamn mirror. The Democratic Party has an over-abundance of corrupt politicians beneath their tent.

PS.

Don't expect a electoral blowout in November. Y'all haven't done anything to deserve it, and I sure as shit am done helping y'all.

Asking For Help

I would be very grateful if my mother & I could get some outside assistance with vegan food options being provided to us in local stores where we live. I trust those amongst my coalition to know the types of brands we would prefer. Niether of us have a problem with purchasing vegan food while we're here. What we do have an issue with is the options that we're being provided at stores by moneygrubbing, meat eating shit heads surrounding us where we live.

A Suggestion For Democrats

Put Barack Obama's name on the USS Ronald Reagan. I'm sure Republicans would be totally cool with that.

A Suggestion For MAGAts

Since you sycophantic shit heads want to put that cocƙsucƙing loser's name on the JFK memorial so goddamn much, I have a suggestion for y'all.

Why don’t you put his name on the tomb of the unknown soldier? That seems fitting since that cowardly sack of shit loves himself some stolen valor.

To: Republicans

Go ahead and steal the 2026 midterms. Hell, I'll even help y'all with that. What could possibly go wrong for you goddamn greedy, thieving, parasitical cowards angering even more of the public?

To: Americans

I have zero faith that you apathetic sacks of shit are going to do anything to stop that cocƙsucƙing criminal & his GOP butt buddies from stealing the 2026 midterms.

Prove me wrong. I dare y'all.

To: Donald Trump

Prove to the world what a stupid cocƙsucƙer you are and implement the draft. Show those goddamn Iranians who's the boss with a ground invasion. You can easily kill millions of 20 to 30 year old men. Do it, you draft dodging dipshit. Show us all what an absolute hypocritical cowardly sack of shit you are, Donny.

To: Men

We'll see how tough you shit talking faggots are when you're all alone & outnumbered.

To: Men

I have endured your abuse.

I have stood up to your bullying.

I have survived your attempts to harm me.

I am going to do way fucking worse to each and every one of you.

I am not alone.

I have help.

To: Men

We'll see how much you faggots sacks of shit like it when you're all on the receiving end of getting brutalized & raped. I have a sneaking suspicion that y'all are gonna way more than ass hurt about it.