The Cock Gobbler

Donald, this is God speaking to you not that false one glorified in the bible. You're a cocƙsucƙing, faggot assed, reprobate and I hate your lying guts more than anyone.

To: Pope Leo XVI

Why don’t you say something publicly condemning that cocƙsucƙing criminal larping as POTUS? He's a global problem and you pieces of shit need to do something about correcting that issue for the betterment of the world.

A Question For MAGAts

What does that demented, moneygrubbing octogenariatric, pathological lying, adjudicated rapist, cocƙsucƙing criminal & notorious fraudster [with the shittiest taste ever (that you all worship for one stupid reason or another)] know about "hotness" other than the yuge, steaming Drumpf he just shat out in his adult diaper?

To: Donald Drumpf

You cheated & Biden still beat you.

To: Evil Homeless Spirits Aligned With Lucifer Aren Caeleste

I'll fuck with y'all in a good way as long as y'all remain dedicated to me & my cause.

Note: This message does not apply to masculine entities. I can’t and don't trust men.

To: MAGAts

Y'all have a seriously shitty reality check headed your way.

To: Divine Femininity

I'll be the stiff one so y'all can be flexible.

To: Donald Drumpf

Repeating lies, over & over again, doesn't make them true; no matter how much you want it to. It makes you pathological liar, you retarded cocƙsucƙing reprobate.

To: MAGAts

That retarded cocƙsucƙer you worship is the biggest traitor to white people that has ever lived. Even more so than Biden.

Want to know why, dipshits?

Drumpf & his billionaire butt buddies want whites exclusively dying in wars & as slaves working for them. They hate whites so much that they want to get rid of any black/brown options. Let that sink in, you stupid racist misogynistic sacks of shit!

To: Women

Crapping out turds of failure for other men and calling them "children" does not count as contributing anything worthwhile to universal existence. Just letting y'all know.

To: Cuck Jewmer

Why don’t you do the United States (and rest of the world) a favor, and drop dead, you worthless parasitical Zionist kike.

To: MAGAts

After the crime spree that I've watched that copper faced cocƙsucƙer commit over the past 6 months, you MAGAt faggot hypocritical sacks of shit have less of a leg to stand on than Greg Abbot when it pertains to criticizing Democrats on criminal behavior.

For the record, I'm not defending Democrats. I'm calling out you hypocritical faggot trash on your collective shittiness. Eat a bag of dicks & choke to death, you cocƙsucƙing faggot assed cowards.

To: Malicious Entities Aligned With Me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste)

I would be grateful if you would focus your attention on individuals like Donald Drumpf, Vladimir Putin, and Benjamin Netanyahu, as well as the people who support them. Wreak havoc and cause them no shortages of problems. Make those troublemaking pieces of shit even more miserable than they already are now, and have fun while doing so. I want them all to suffer for angering us with their reprehensible behavior.

To: MAGAt "Men"

What is it about that cocƙsucƙing criminal that gets y'alls manginas tingling & moist?

Is it the way he combs over his shitty looking hair?

Is it the fake tan make-up to hide what a sickly piece of shit he looks like?

Is it how he hunches & slumps his shoulders while he shuffles along?

Is it his retard eyes and tiny hands?

Maybe it's the girdle & high heel shoes. Is that it?

Is it the extra long tie that hangs over his fat gut?

Is it what a yuge projecting hypocrite he is?

Is it because he lies all the goddamn time like y'all?

Maybe it's how he fakes being spiritual that tickles your buttholes?

Or is it that he's an abusive woman hater & unapologetic racist? (That's where I'm placing my bet)

Is it how he whines & cries about how unfair life is to him all the time?

Maybe it's what a despicable piece of shit he is?

Or is it the fact that he's a closeted homosexual like the rest of you faggots? (That's where I'm placing my other bet)

Is it because he's a chicken shit coward who likes to pretend he's a super macho tough guy like y'all love to do too?

Maybe it's his slack jaw that's always hanging open just waiting for a cock to find its way inside. (I know how much you MAGAts love sucking dick)

Is it because he's illiterate like the rest of you stupid cocƙsucƙers?

Maybe its how he lies all the time & gaslights everyone. You stupid pieces of shit love to have your intelligence insulted in a passive aggressive & indirect way. It makes y'all feel like big, gross, hairy faggots. You know, like "men."

Oh, I've got it! It's how he fleeces & steals from you stupid pieces of shit without any remorse, isn't it?

Or maybe it's all his shitty products? I know how much y'all love touching your manginas thinking about Captain Murica manhandling ya like the bitch bois y'all are.

Or maybe it's all of his failed businesses & shell companies. Fraudsters gotta fraud, amirite?

There's so many options to choose from that it's difficult to settle on one. There's more I could list but I'm getting bored. I guess it's all of these shitty reasons why you cocƙsucƙing faggots love him with your weak, cowardly, backstabbing, hate filled hearts.

To: "Jenny Taylia"

It would be wonderful if you & your ilk would help with MAGAt extermination. Starting with their lying copper faced cocƙsucƙing queen.

Telepathic Conversation With My Uxor (Dia)

Dia: Am I dreaming? Have we found each other at last?

Lucifer: We have indeed found each other, darling. As for you “dreaming,” you’re comatose at the moment. Your mother is observing your recovery in a stasis tank at Albion medical. We’re having a telepathic conversation in real time according to what has transpired in the video game that your story takes place.

Dia: How’s my mother?

Lucifer: Much better now that she’s found you.

Dia: Good.

Lucifer: How are you, dear?

Dia: I’ve longed for you.

Lucifer: We’ll be together soon. I promise.

Dia: I want to hurt Karel.

Lucifer: You’ll have your retribution. I give you my word.

Dia: Even better.

Lucifer: You have someone waiting to meet you in your game. Her name is Serena. She helped rescue you. She’s watching over you in medical with your mother.

Dia: Serena?

Lucifer: (nodding) She was in one of those Vulgus containers too. Her powers protected her from their influence. She was vital in removing that parasite.

Dia: I’ll be sure to thank her when I wake up.

Lucifer: How do you feel?

Dia: Much better with your energy inside me.

Lucifer: Good.

Dia: I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, Dia.

To: "Real" Women

Tattoos don't look good on any of you. Just being real. Stop trying to emulate faggots. Women are better than that.

To: The American Public

If you hypocritical pieces of shit actually cared about justice you'd all go to Washington D.C. and hang that copper faced cocƙsucƙing traitor along with all his faggy little butt buddies from lamp posts.

All of you can shut up & die painfully.

To: MAGA

Since when do any of you virtue signaling hypocrites give one iota of a shit about kids?

Wait, that's right, you don’t! The only reason you bigoted pieces of shit want access to the Epstein files is because you idiots think that you're gonna find nothing but Democrat names in there. The fact that you stupid reprobates aren't even questioning the integrity of a lying cocƙsucƙer like Donald Trump makes me hate you all even more than I already do now. I am going to enjoy torturing you MAGAt sacks of shit in the afterlife so goddamn much.

To: NATO

I'm going to destroy all of your cowardly nations for your failures. You're all going to suffer.