To: Donald Trump

Prove to the world what a stupid cocƙsucƙer you are and implement the draft. Show those goddamn Iranians who's the boss with a ground invasion. You can easily kill millions of 20 to 30 year old men. Do it, you draft dodging dipshit. Show us all what an absolute hypocritical cowardly sack of shit you are, Donny.

To: Men

We'll see how tough you shit talking faggots are when you're all alone & outnumbered.

To: Men

I have endured your abuse.

I have stood up to your bullying.

I have survived your attempts to harm me.

I am going to do way fucking worse to each and every one of you.

I am not alone.

I have help.

To: Men

We'll see how much you faggots sacks of shit like it when you're all on the receiving end of getting brutalized & raped. I have a sneaking suspicion that y'all are gonna way more than ass hurt about it.

An Idea For Hollywood

Why don’t you untalented sacks of shit make a sequel to The Wizard of Oz since y'all are scraping the bottom of the barrel for movie ideas.

Make it a silent film in black & white.

To: Andrew Graham Beshear

Here's a big brain idea. Why don’t you do the entire country a favor, get off your worthless faggot ass and go check on Mitch McConnell yourself?! You stupid, lazy, parasitical sack of shit.

To: Evil Entities Aligned With Lucifer Aren Caeleste

You know what few lines that I don’t want crossed regarding "men." That being said, feel free to harm men however you deem suitable for their blatant disrespect towards me. The more they suffer the better.

To: Humanity

Here's an idea. Why don’t you worthless sacks of shit work against & treat Donald Trump like you do me? He wouldn't last an hour in office if you cowardly, cocƙsucƙing, reprobates did that.

To: Leftists

All of you leftist shit heads talking trash to MAGAts who are butthurt about The Odyssey casting choices are the same libtards who threw a massive temper tantrum when Scarlett Johansson was cast as Motoko Kusanagi in Ghost in the Shell because she isn't Asian.

Go fuck yourselves with a bigly cactus, you goddamn racist hypocrites.

To: Men

Every one of you faggots who does something shitty to me is really going to hate it when it's reciprocated back to you. That’s a guarantee.

To: Democrats

Here's a suggestion.

Why don’t you worthless sacks of shit start questioning the legitimacy of any Republican in any government position rather than hemming & hawing with your thumbs up your asses?

To: MAGAts

You stupid sacks of shit constantly accuse leftists of celebrity worship while at the same time worship that cocƙsucƙing fraudster without the slightest bit of irony or self-awareness.

To: Reprobates

I can protect, shelter & pardon evil entities, too. Just saying.

To: Americans

Donald Trump isn't the problem. He's the symptom of the problem that you all are as a group of reprobates.

A Request

I ask that good, evil, chaotic & neutral forces help me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) with my universal objectives.

A Serious Question For Americans

When is enough enough (regarding your shitty politics) for you worthless, cowardly cucks?

To: MAGAts

You stupid sacks of shit couldn't identify a Communist if you were standing in the middle of Tiananmen Square.

To: Democrats

You all are as much to blame for that cocƙsucƙing sack of shit destroying America as Republicans. You weak pieces of shit literally handed him the goddamn keys to the White House without any resistance and y'all patted yourselves on the back while doing it. You deserve every bit of hatred directed at you, especially the "men." Y'all are as guilty as Republicans for turning the USA into a third-world shit hole.

To: MAGAts

You liars call yourselves 'patriots' yet you hate over half of your countrymen & women while y'all actively work against them in order to hurt them. That doesn’t make you patriots. It makes you traitors of the highest order.

To: MAGAts

Since you hypocritical reprobates care so much about Graham Platner's victims now; how about you sacks of shit hold that cocƙsucƙing criminal you all worship accountable and force him & his butt buddy Todd to release the names of suspects in the Epstein files?

I know, I know...that's a bit much to ask. You'll all acknowledge me as God before something like that happens.