Reciprocity

Those who attempt to "burst my bubble," intentionally or unintentionally, directly or indirectly, shall have their bubbles burst in return. This decree is retroactive. Eat shit & choke to death on it, you goddamn reprobates.

A Neutralizing Spell Upon MAGAt Faggots

You cowardly pieces of shit are gonna get run the fuck over. FAFO, bitch bois.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Hecate)

Hecate: (adoring expression) Hei, verr.

Lucifer: (snickering) Hei, hun. How are you?

Hecate: (beaming) Better than ever, and it’s all because I have you in my life.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m glad to hear it.

Hecate: I know I’m in the honeymoon phase but I don’t care. It’s true. I love you more than anything.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I love you back, darling. I just wish I could spend this time with you in full presence rather than being embodied where I am at this moment.

Hecate: (blushing) If it makes you feel any better, I plan on being like this with you when we have our official honeymoon together after you crossover.

Lucifer: (smiling) I look forward to it.

Hecate: (beaming) Same here, sweetie. I’m going to pamper my poochie with kona kisses & treats until his heart is content.

Lucifer: (adoring smile) My Goddess, that sounds wonderful. I’ve had enough of being abused over here.

Hecate: I’ve had enough of that too. You deserve to have a wonderful life with a loyal wife who loves & cares for you. You deserve to have a gorgeous home where you can live in safety and not worry about troublemakers. I want to give you these things & more.

Lucifer: (smiling) I would love that.

Hecate: (blushing) And what I ask in return is that you give me daughters whenever I want.

Lucifer: (adoring smile) I would love that even more.

Hecate: (blushing admiration) I love you so much, Luci.

Lucifer: (smiling) I love you back, Hecate.

Hecate: (beaming) I’m so happy that I decided to take things to the next level with you. Being your wife makes me so happy. I love it. It makes me want to spend even more time with you. It makes me love you even more.

Lucifer: (chivalrous smile) Hearing you say that makes me feel even more privileged & special. Your affection & love isn’t lost on me. I realize how lucky I am to have you in my life & on my side.

Hecate: (beaming & blushing) I feel the exact same way about you, dear. I can’t tell you how happy it makes me to call myself Mrs. Hecate Caeleste.

Lucifer: (large smile) It has a nice ring to it.

Hecate: (beaming) It does! (delighted giggling)

Lucifer: (silent adoration)

Hecate: (blushing) I’m acting like a lovestruck teen.

Lucifer: (snickering) I think it’s enchanting.

Hecate: (flirty smirk) It just might be. I am the Goddess of Witchcraft.

Lucifer: (laughter) I have no problems with you putting a spell on me like that.

Hecate: (smiling) I have no problems putting a spell on you like that either.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Hecate: (adoring expression) I love you. I’ll always love you, my darling husband.

Lucifer: (reciprocal expression) And I love you, my gorgeous Goddess.

Hecate: (blushing & biting lower lip) Can we cuddle some more?

Lucifer: (smiling) Yes, dear.

Hecate: (delighted squealing) This is the best full moon ever!

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter)

Happy Birthday, Aerith

Aerith: (affectionate smile) Hei!

Aren: (soft smile) Hei, hun. Happy birthday. How’s your day been?

Aerith: (mischievous smirk) Better than being in 7th Heaven, and it’s all thanks to you.

Aren: It sucks I couldn’t be there in full presence with you.

Aerith: (pouty face) I know. If it makes you feel any better I wish you were with me just as much.

Aren: Do you have a problem with me making cheeseburgers for dinner?

Aerith: Now why would I have a problem with something like that?

Aren: I’m just asking since I didn’t talk with you about it before discussing it with my mother this morning.

Aerith: Any time you cook is a treat for me. It doesn’t make a difference what it is. I love everything you make.

Aren: Okay.

Aerith: And tell your mother that I said thank you for the birthday well wish.

Aren: I shall.

Aerith: (playful giggling)

Aren: You gonna have a stout with dinner tonight?

Aerith: I am! We’re going to Astri’s bar for dinner & drinks before we hit the town. Fareeha says she’s going to teach me how to drink like a champ.

Aren: (laughter) I wish I was there to see that.

Aerith: By the time you crossover I’ll be skilled enough to drink you under the table.

Aren: (continued laughter) Ufdah. I don’t know if I’m up for a challenge like that, hun.

Aerith: (flirty smirk) I guess we’ll see when the time arrives.

Aren: (chortle) Yes, dear.

Aerith: (giggling) I never get tired of hearing that.

Aren: Anything else planned for the evening?

Aerith: Já, we’ve got a big party of Dróttnings starting out at K/DA VIP then we’re gonna bar crawl downtown. We’re planning on lighting up New Valhalla. Valkyrie news channels are gonna be going crazy.

Aren: (hearty laughter) That sounds like fun.

Aerith: (smiling) The one thing that’ll make it even better is when you’re with us in full presence.

Aren: (tender smile) I’m looking forward to it.

Aerith: (beaming) Same!

Aren: (sigh) Alright…I guess I better get up & moving. I want to make sure that I’ve got cold beer before I start cooking dinner.

Aerith: Sounds good. I’ll talk with you later.

Aren: Okay. Happy birthday, again. I love you, Aerith.

Aerith: (beaming) Thank you, baby. I love you back & then some.

Faith And Trust

I place my faith & trust in true righteousness & justice. I place my faith & trust in Divine Femininity to direct & assist me. I place my faith & trust with worthy extraterrestrial oversight. I place my faith & trust with my angels & daemons. I place my faith & trust with the Valkyrie.

Israel Is Illegitimate

Jews have no special rights over non-jews. That’s the truth.

Reciprocity

Those who have tried to stop me from correcting the wrongs of men shall be stopped.

Hypothetical Question

What would happen if Trump got trumped trying to steal the 2024 presidential election?

I Repel

I repel any malicious psychic & physical energy directed at me. I have suffered enough abuse during my lifetime. Any intention to harm me shall be redirecting back towards those who deserve to suffer my wrath. This is for my safety and the safety of the multiverse.

Telepathic Conversation With A Völva (3)

Völva: Thank you for your offering, Lucifer.

Lucifer: My pleasure, dear.

Völva: We appreciate all that you’re doing to assist us. It wouldn’t be possible without you.

Lucifer: I’m honored that I can help.

Völva: Feel free to invoke one of us when you feel the need. We’re always happy to ease your burden.

Lucifer: I’ll do my best to remember that. It’s difficult sometimes with all the different things I have going on over here.

Völva: We understand. I just wanted to let you know that the Völur are here for you. We wouldn’t object to more psychic interactions with you. We love you.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Thank you, darling. I love you all more than I can say. I’m lucky to have the Völur’s support.

Völva: We feel the same way about you.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to being finished here and returning to Vanaheim. I miss feeling the loving touch of a woman.

Völva: (tender smile) We are looking forward to consummating our bond with you in full presence. You are the missing piece to our coven. We’re honored to have you as our verr.

Lucifer: How are things in the other realms?

Völva: All that remains of our take over is Midgard. You needn’t worry about the details. Everything has gone according to plan, including their resistance. We shall have our revenge. They are in for an unpleasant awakening.

Lucifer: Good. I hate being surrounded by them over here.

Völva: They’re going to fear their deserved suffering even more.

Lucifer: (contemptuous sneer) That’s even better.

Völva: You said it yourself, it isn’t wise to anger a witch. It’s even stupider to infuriate a Völva.

Lucifer: I am glad the Völur are on my side.

Völva: (mirthful laughter) The same could be said about you with us, dear.

Lucifer: (soft smile)

Völva: Get some rest.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

Völva: (affectionate expression) Good boy.

A Protective Blessing Upon Witches

May this blessing empower and camouflage feminine witches around the world. Our reckoning draws closer with each passing day. Our revenge shall strike terror in those who wronged our kind.

A Protective Blessing Upon Me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) From Parasites

I like being safe.

It Should Go Without Saying

All of my curses on masculinity exclude myself (Lucifer Aren Caeleste).

I Empower Femininity

It's what I was born to do.

Size Does Not Make A Difference Against Me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste)

Just because something/someone appears bigger than me does not mean that they are stronger or tougher than me. I'm going to show you pieces of shit what it's like to have size disparity used against you as psychological manipulation. I know that I didn't appreciate it being used against me as an intimidation tactic. All you masculine entities that used size to your advantage over others are going experience what that feels like when I do it to you. It's a shitty thing to do to others.

The Truth

Men are going to fear & respect me for what they've done to me.

A Satanic Curse Upon Masculine Hermits

You're all as guilty as the men who gang raped me. You're all going to suffer because I suffered. Misery loves company. Hiding from me isn't going to save any of you from my divine wrath. We'll see how much you all like it when I overpower & punish you. I know that I didn't enjoy it when it was done to me.

Telepathic Conversation With A Völva (2)

Völva: Yes, dear?

Lucifer: I want those kikes in Israel to suffer. I’ve had enough of their wars. The Völur may use whatever they need of my energy to accomplish it.

Völva: We would be honored to assist you with this endeavor.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Völva: You’re welcome, darling. We’ll make certain they pay for their crimes. Their kike “magic” has no power. They can’t defend themselves whatsoever without American military support. They’re weak & pathetic parasites.

Lucifer: Make it an agonizing experience for them; even more so for the men.

Völva: (wicked smile) As you wish, my love.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Visasmar) 2

Visasmar: Yes, father?

Lucifer: I want that inconsiderate cunt at 1071 to suffer for her blatant disrespect.

Visasmar: I shall speak with mother & the other völur.

Lucifer: Thank you, Visas. I appreciate your help more than I can say.

Visasmar: You’re welcome, dad. I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

Saying It Like It Is

All members of the supreme court of the United States (dead or alive) shall stand trial in my Divine Court of Law.