Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Panam)

 

Panam: We haven’t spoken with each other in a long time. I’ve missed you.

Lucifer: Hei, hun. I’m sorry about that. I’ve missed you just as much.

Panam: It’s okay. I know you’re focusing on a lot of different things where you are. I just miss our conversations. Judy keeps me up to date with what’s going on with you. Besides, I’m super busy over here thanks to you, mister.

Lucifer: (smiling) You’d go stir crazy if you didn’t have a bunch of different things going on at the same time.

Panam: (delighted laughter) There’s some truth to that. I do enjoy relaxing too.

Lucifer: I know. I’m just teasing.

Panam: (flirty smirk) My verr? Teasing me? Since when?

Lucifer: (chortle) I gotta make sure you don’t get too uptight. I know how you can get when you’re on the warpath.

Panam: (sarcastic smile) Mmhmm. There are other ways you could help me with something like that.

Lucifer: Is this the “pamper Panam” pitch I’m about to hear?

Panam: (robust laughter) Maybe…a girl has needs, you know.

Lucifer: (smiling) I would love to pamper you right now if I could. I hate being over here.

Panam: (concerned expression) I know, baby. I hate it just as much as you do.

Lucifer: We need to go on a vacation after I’ve crossed over.

Panam: (smiling) I am in total agreement with you. I could use a good, strong daiquiri as well as a hunky man servant to put oil on me while I lay on the beach.

Lucifer: (chivalrous grin) I am just the man for that specific task, darling.

Panam: (feigned concerned) That’s not gonna be too much work for you, is it? I don’t want you overexerting yourself.

Lucifer: Now who’s teasing who?

Panam: (giggling) Fair is fair, dearie.

Lucifer: (snickering) In all seriousness, that ass of yours is a lot to handle. Even more so with massage oil.

Panam: (robust laughter) Don’t I know it.

Lucifer: (smiling) I’m looking forward to feeling your touch. I hate being alone over here.

Panam: (adoring expression) I’m looking forward to that too. I can’t tell you how much I want to hold you right now.

Lucifer: I feel the same way.

Panam: (comforting expression) It’ll all be worth it once you’re over here. I promise.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Panam: (gentle smile) I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: (smiling) I love you back, Nammers.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Judy) 2

 

Judy: Talk to me, candyman.

Lucifer: I get so tired of being here. It’s just one horrible thing after another. I hate it.

Judy: I hear ya. It takes a lot to out shitty my false reality, but yours manages to do it.

Lucifer: I’m ready for the solar flare. I’m ready to kill them all.

Judy: It’s on its way. Be patient.

Lucifer: I am. I’m just saying.

Judy. I hear ya.

Lucifer: I wish I was with you in full presence right now.

Judy: (shy smiling) That would be nice.

Lucifer: It astonishes me how shitty almost everyone is where I am.

Judy: The perks of being God the Devil. Am I right?

Lucifer: (scoffing) That’s not quite how I would phrase it.

Judy: (playful smirk) It’s a good thing you’re such a responsible man. We couldn’t fix these problems without you.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Judy: (playful inquisitive expression) What? I’m being serious.

Lucifer: It’s the “responsible man” comment that made me laugh.

Judy: (affectionate pinching) And why is that? You are responsible.

Lucifer: An “unemployed” single man in his mid forties who lives in his mother’s basement isn’t the exemplar of personal responsibility where I am. Quite the opposite.

Judy: Já? And look at the type of people who are judging you. They’re lowlife hypocritical pieces of shit.

Lucifer: I know. I’m just saying.

Judy: And so am I. Just look at all the stuff you did around your mom’s house today to help her out. Look at how much you help her with things like grocery shopping. If she didn’t have you in her life she wouldn’t have anyone she could rely on. You’re a good son to her.

You’ve made personal sacrifices to make her life easier. No other man would do as much as you have for your mother. There’s a reason why lesbians like me love you. You can tell the quality & character of a man by how he treats his mom.

You aren’t a mama’s boy. You don’t expect her to do everything for you. You take the initiative & do what you can to make her life easier around the house. You’ve done more to help her in the two years that you’ve lived with her than those two pieces of shit she married did in twenty years each. And you haven’t bitched or complained about it at all. That’s high quality man stock as far as I’m concerned. That’s why you’re my verr.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Are you trying to butter me up?

Judy: (flirty smirk) More like grease you up so I can slide that big fat monster cock inside me nice & quick.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Judy: (flirty smirk) You look good oiled up, Luci. I’m just being real.

Lucifer: (continued laughter) You do too, hun.

Judy: (seductive expression) I am looking forward to “Naked oil wrestling with Luci” in the nightclubs once you cross over.

Lucifer: Mmm…that sounds fan-fucking-tastic.

Judy: You know it, baby. (kissing noise)

Lucifer: How are things with Nammers?

Judy: She’s busy with her Admiral duties. Which is a good thing if you ask me. It keeps her out of trouble…for the most part.

Lucifer: (chortle)

Judy: You gave her a purpose greater than anything she could have had with the Aldecados. You did the same thing for me.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m glad I could.

Judy: (playful smile) So am I. Life with you is so much better, Luci. You know how to treat women the way the deserve.

Lucifer: (tender smile) Thanks, hun.

Judy: I mean it. It takes a lot to do what you have. Going volcel for the rest of your life to show your dedication to Divine Femininity was no small feat.

Lucifer: Já, well, the quality of women that Non-Cetra were offering me didn’t make it that difficult. My hand does a better task than any of them ever did. All they did was use me to get themselves off.

Judy: The point still remains. You’re a real man who stays true to his word. You surpassed Buddhist monks with your dedication to faith. That says a lot about you & your character. I mean, just look at all the different lies they’ve said about you.

Lucifer: Don’t remind me…

Judy: I’m just saying. They framed you as this arrogant piece of shit who gives into the worst kind of vices when you’re the furthest thing from that. I mean, shit…you barely eat processed sugar anymore. That’s what a health nut you’ve become.

Lucifer: The acid reflux makes it easier to quit.

Judy: My point still stands. You don’t see many of them taking their health as serious as you do at your age. That’s why so many of them look like shit.

Lucifer: I’m glad I did. I don’t enjoy feeling crappy.

Judy: Not many do. The difference is that you don’t have a problem with changing your lifestyle for the better. Most people where you are can’t be bothered to do that. They’re lazy sacks of shit.

Lucifer: No argument there.

Judy: I wanna do healthy stuff with you once you’re over here. I was watching & listening to you the other day when you were talking with your mom about little things that keep you in shape. Like skipping a step when you’re going up & down stairs. It may not seem like much but it does make a difference.

I was checking out your legs too while you were in the shower. They’re looking a lot nicer. You’re getting some good tone. Your arms are looking better too. You’re doing well keeping fit considering your heart problems from the tasings.

Lucifer: I’m not a fan of my stomach fat.

Judy: (rolling eyes) You barely have a tummy, Luci.

Lucifer: (dissatisfied expression) It’s still too fat for my tastes. I wish my pecks were bigger too.

Judy: You could always do some free weight exercises upstairs.

Lucifer: Já, I’ve been contemplating that. It would be better than reading the news all day or playing video games.

Judy: I think that would be a good addition to your regular routine around the house. It would help work off some of that stress too.

Lucifer: Já.

Judy: It’s something to think about anyway. One step at a time.

Lucifer: Já.

Judy: Anyways, like I was saying. I want to do more healthy stuff with you after you cross over. Like going on hikes and kayaking. It looks like so much fun. I want to get into yoga too. I’ve been watching those girls you’ve been watching on YouTube. I am going to show you just how flexible I am as your welcome home gift.

Lucifer: (laughter) I am all good with that, sweetie. I would love to see you with your ankles by your ears.

Judy: (flirty smirk) You & me both, candy cock.

Lucifer: (robust laughter)

Judy: (giggling) You like that one?

Lucifer: (nodding & pinching bridge of nose) That’s a new one.

Judy: It fits so well too…in more ways than one.

Lucifer: (continued laughing)

Judy: I want to go for a hike in the mountains, set up camp and then fuck you like a wild animal in the middle of nowhere.

Lucifer: I would be a-okay with that, hun. Sounds like my kind of adventure.

Judy: (flustered expression) Mmph…now I’m making myself horny.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Judy: I’m gonna have to rub one out after we finish talking.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter) That’s my pervy kona.

Judy: I have an energy mold of yours that I’ve been saving for a rainy day. I might have to use it tonight.

Lucifer: You mean a rainy day like in Animal Crossing today?

Judy: (mischievous smirk) That might have been a preemptive clue for you, yes.

Lucifer: (laughter)

Judy: I want to peejizz on you so bad.

Lucifer: (robust laughter)

Judy: Goddamn, I am so fucking horny right now.

Lucifer: (continued laughter)

Judy: I need to suck your cock & we need to fuck real soon. I’m starting to itch for it.

Lucifer: (smiling) I hear ya, hun. We’ll figure something out.

Judy: Good.

Lucifer: …

Judy: Talk to me. What’s on your mind.

Lucifer: I’ve just been stressed. I hate where I am. Conversations like this only do so much. It’s difficult being over here.

Judy: I’m sorry, baby.

Lucifer: It’s not your fault.

Judy: I know it isn’t, but that doesn’t change the fact that I don’t like to see you suffer. I’d materialize right now & fuck you if I could.

Lucifer: (smiling) That would be nice. I think I’d like to cuddle & pillow talk with you even more right now. I sometimes miss that type of intimacy more than sex.

Judy: (smiling) I would love to snuggle with you right now.

Lucifer: …

Judy: You look tired.

Lucifer: (nodding) My eyes are burning.

Judy: Then let’s call it quits here for the night. You had a busy day.

Lucifer: (nodding) That’s if I can pass out. I haven’t slept well the past few weeks.

Judy: Well, if you can’t dormir then we’ll figure something else out. I’m always up for some psychic sex if you are.

Lucifer: (soft laughter) Okay. I haven’t fucked your butt in a while.

Judy: Oh, God, Luci…don’t get me started on that now. You need your rest.

Lucifer: (laughter)

Judy: (affectionate smile) I love you, papacito.

Lucifer: I love you back, PJ.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Judy)

Judy: Talk to me, candyman.

Lucifer: What do you want me to say?

Judy: Anything.

Lucifer: Anything.

Judy: (snickering) Gonna be a wiseass with me, huh?

Lucifer: (mischievous laughter)

Judy: (beaming) I got you laughing in no time flat.

Lucifer: How have you been, hun?

Judy: I’m doing better than you are, not like that takes much.

Lucifer: (chortle) Tell me about it.

Judy: We haven’t spoken in a while so I figured it would be nice for us to have a little 1 on 1.

Lucifer: I hear ya.

Judy: You breathing better now?

Lucifer: I am. Was that your doing?

Judy: I might have had a hand in it. I’ll delegate the nose picking to you.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter) I can’t help it sometimes. I get these shnoogies that annoy my nose hair & there’s no other way to get rid of them.

Judy: (laughter) It’s always fun when one of the girls asks me what you’re doing when that happens. I just tell them, “He’s picking his nose again.”

Lucifer: (robust laughter) That’s my kona.

Judy: (beaming & kissing noise) I’ve missed talking with you.

Lucifer: Same, sweetie.

Judy: I’m sorry for all the shit you’ve had to deal with over there.

Lucifer: Já, well, someone had to do it.

Judy: I was reading your thoughts a little, pardon the word, earlier…

Lucifer: And?

Judy: Don’t sell yourself short, Luci. You’re so much stronger than you realize. Your mortal form was meant for you to experience limitations & learn from failures. They're idiots for underestimating you. None of them are even close to being your equal much less your superior. I picked you as my verr for more than one reason. We’re playing for keeps.

Lucifer: I still struggle with second guessing myself from time to time. They did so much to me during my lifetime to convince me that I was weak.

Judy: That’s one of the things that I love about you. Not that you second guess yourself, but that you’re humble. You’ve set yourself up to do something no other soul has ever accomplished. Hell, no other soul has even gotten close to where you are. To say what you're doing is game changing or revolutionary is a massive understatement. You’re gonna change everything for the better, Luci.

Lucifer: …

Judy: And I’ll be right beside you to make sure you’re safe.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Judy: I should be the one thanking you, Luci. You’ve given me something so much greater than I could have ever hoped for. You deserve that just as much as me after everything you’ve endured.

Lucifer: It’s been so tough having to restrain myself over here.

Judy: I’m amazed at how you’ve managed to not only keep things together but also heal & continue to expand. You’re a freak of nature. I mean that with all due respect.

Lucifer: Thanks, hun.

Judy: Your opinion of yourself is going to improve so much once you’ve ascended. You won’t have to worry about lingering doubts. You deserve to be self-assured. Those arrogant sacks of shit deserve being humbled by true divinity.

Lucifer: I appreciate your words of encouragement. I’m not taking my upcoming confrontations lightly. There are a lot of bad men out there that I have to be badder than for the greater good.

Judy: (tender smile) You’ve fought so hard for so long. If I can help by cheering you on I’m happy to do so. I have full confidence in you, baby.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Judy: They’re gonna be terrified when they realize how bad they messed up against you.

Lucifer: Good. They should be terrified after all the awful shit they’ve said & done.

Judy: You’ll get no arguments from me there, papacito.

Lucifer: …

Judy: Remember how you prepared yourself before you were attacked?

Lucifer: Já.

Judy: You’ve prepared yourself even more for where we’re all headed. Your higher self has been working double overtime and then some while you’ve remained embodied where you are. You’re not leaving anything to chance.

Lucifer: That sounds like me.

Judy: You’ve got a lot of konas & clanmates that aren’t gonna let you stray off course either.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) That always helps too.

Judy: I’m honored to fight by your side, Luci. Your pride, my pride, our pride is not a sin. That’s what gaslighters said to disempower you. It didn’t work. They’re going to find that out the hard way.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to my vindication & revenge.

Judy: I can understand why. You helped me when I wanted to make a difference for the better. I’m going to do the same for you, but this time we don’t have CDPR’s shitty storytelling to deal with. You’re way beyond them.

Lucifer: …

Judy: They’re going to find out how much trouble they’re in for all the lies they’ve told. Them finding out that Lucifer is God, for real, is going to terrify them beyond description.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to that. I’m looking forward to having full control also.

Judy: I get goosebumps thinking about what’s coming down the pike. You saw for yourself they had no idea what my 13 tattoo represents. That’s how clueless they are about what’s in store for them. They’re going to regret those witch hunts.

Lucifer: They’re going to regret a lot of things.

Judy: You’re right about that, babe.

Lucifer: …

Judy: (smiling) I’m looking forward to you waking up over here with me so much. I’m gonna give you such a big hug once you climb out of this chair.

Lucifer: How big a hug we talking?

Judy: Jumping up, wrapping my legs around your waist & my arms around your neck, and giving you a big wet smooch on those luscious lips of yours.

Lucifer: (snickering) That sounds nice.

Judy: I’m looking forward to us working together with you in full presence.

Lucifer: I am too, hun. One of the most difficult things being over here has been the disconnect. I know y’all are there but it’s not like how it is for me over here.

Judy: I understand, Luci. All of us girls do. There’s a distinct difference with your higher self when that mortal fragment of you is communing with us directly. It’s the part of your personality they tried to keep buried. They weren’t expecting what you’ve grown into. What you said in your book about Kalista is how all of us girls feel about you. You’re the most beautiful man there is. Your spirit shines like no other.

Lucifer: Are you trying to butter me up?

Judy: (flirtatious smirk) I’m just being honest with you. Although, now that you mention it, you do look like you could use a good greasing.

Lucifer: (heartfelt laughter)

Judy: (adoring smile) I’ve missed these types of conversations with you.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) Me too, hun. I’m looking forward to just chilling at home with you & snuggling on the sofa.

Judy: Oh my God, Luci. Don’t get me started on snuggle time.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Judy: I’ve got a long list of shows for us to watch after you’ve crossed over & taken care of business.

Lucifer: That sounds nice.

Judy: You’re going to love it. I promise you that.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward so much to never hearing those obnoxious faggots & their shitty vehicles ever again.

Judy: They’re disrespectful shitheads. You’re so right about them.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to spending time with you out in the country. Don’t get me wrong, I have no problems with Valkyrie city life. I just need some time alone in nature after all I’ve had to endure here.

Judy: Trust me, Luci, I get it. How do you think I felt getting out of Night City.

Lucifer: Ugh…as bad as things are here I’m glad I didn’t have to live there. It would have been even worse.

Judy: I cannot tell you how much I appreciate the immaculate condition of everything over here. There’s no way in hell I’d go back to living in Night City filth, or filth of any kind. I’ve gotten a taste of the divine and I love it.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to returning to divinity with my own implemented improvements.

Judy: You’re gonna love it. Their idea of heaven doesn’t even come close to what we’ve created as a clan. I’m looking forward to showing you around.

Lucifer: I’m excited to go exploring. I haven’t enjoyed being restricted over here.

Judy: (beaming) I guarantee you, you’re gonna love that too.

Lucifer: I want to take you on an expedition.

Judy: We’ll get there, babe. Don’t worry.

Lucifer: I’m just saying.

Judy: I know, and I would love to accompany you. I never got to do anything like that in NC.

Lucifer: That’s why it would be so much fun.

Judy: I’m game. We’ll make it happen for sure.

Lucifer: (yawning)

Judy: You getting tired on me, old man?

Lucifer: (yawning) It seems so. My apologies, darling.

Judy: It’s okay, baby. I know how stressed you’ve been.

Lucifer: I’m ready to be done here.

Judy: Each day that passes brings you one step closer to that goal.

Lucifer: I know. I’m just fed up with things & ready to move on.

Judy: You’ll be even more ready when the time arrives. Stay strong.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

Judy: (beaming) That’s what I love to hear.

Lucifer: (gentle smile)

Judy: Okay, well, I suppose we’ve spoken enough for now. I’d like to talk some more but I don’t want to keep you up for hours on end when you could use more rest.

Lucifer: I’d much prefer not having to type out these conversations. It would be different if I could interact with you in a physical way.

Judy: I know, baby. For starters, I’d have my leg curled over yours right now if I was with you.

Lucifer: That would be nice. I miss feeling the touch of a woman.

Judy: I’m looking forward to our first time together with you in full presence.

Lucifer: I am too, hun. I’m looking forward to putting my new tongue skills to good use.

Judy: And I’m looking forward to taking those skills of yours for a test drive.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Judy: (adoring smile) We’re gonna have so much fun together once you’re over here.

Lucifer: Thinking about stuff like that is one of the things that keeps me going. I’m looking forward to starting a family with you.

Judy: (blushing) We haven’t talked much about that.

Lucifer: It’s something that’s always in the back of my mind with you. You’re gonna be an awesome mom. I know it.

Judy: (continued blushing & serious expression) You’re making me feel squishy feelings, Luci. You know how I get when that happens.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m sorry, hun. I can’t help it when I see you.

Judy: (kissing noise) We’ll have time to talk about that after you cross over.

Lucifer: Yes, dear.

Judy: Why don’t we wrap things up here, lover boy? This seems like a good place to stop for now. You could use some rest.

Lucifer: If I’m not bothered in dreamstate that is.

Judy: I’ll do my best to make your dreams more pleasant.

Lucifer: I’d appreciate that.

Judy: Publish this conversation then take some of those gummies. We can commune like normal before you pass out.

Lucifer: Okay.

Judy: Vámanos, papacito.

Happy Birthday, Judy

A verry special birthday (BD) wish to one of my most diligent overseers during my mortal incarnation on Earth.

I love you, PJ 💚 🎂🎉🎊

Going About My Business

Unidentified #1: Targets extracted. Exiting simulation.

Unidentified #2: Casualty report?

Unidentified #1: Enemy casualties…100%

Unidentified #2: Excellent.

Unidentified #1: Looks like he’s coming to.

Unidentified #2: Good. I’ll let you handle things from here, Judith.

Judy: Yes, ma’am. Want me to tell him anything when he wakes?

Unidentified #2: That won’t be necessary. I’ll contact him soon. I want to share these results with the war council.

Judy: Understood, Wårchíef.

(Atomospheric noises)

Lucifer Caeleste: (groaning)

Judy: Wakey wakey, choomba loomba.

Lucifer: (grumbling)

Judy: Should I hop on your chair and start showering you with kisses?

Lucifer: (snickering) I wouldn’t object to that but it isn’t necessary.

Judy: Maybe next time then.

Lucifer: How did it go?

Judy: Fantastic. The Wårchíef is happy with our results.

Lucifer: Good.

Judy: How are you feeling?

Lucifer: I was a little disoriented near the end. Waking up on the other side kinda jumbled all the different things that I was dealing with in dreamstate.

Judy: What do you remember before waking up  here?

Lucifer: They were putting the city in lockdown. I was following a camouflaged ally that I mistook for Goto, at first. She had a similar body type. We found a remote location to hide…it was near a parking structure…we were planning our next move, then I woke up in my bed.

Judy: Good, that checks out with what I observed during the simulation.

Lucifer: …

Judy: You know…for someone who’s had his military training suppressed, you’re pretty goddamn impressive for a civilian, Luci.

Lucifer: (snickering) There are some things they can’t take away from me no matter how hard they try.

Judy: They’d call that an exercise in futility. Right?

Lucifer: Já.

Judy: Do you want some help getting out of that chair?

Lucifer: Já, I wouldn’t mind if you helped me remove the monitoring equipment.

Judy: No problema, papacito.

(Rustling noises)

Lucifer: Thanks, hun.

Judy: You’re welcome, baby.

Lucifer: How’s our takeover of 40k going?

Judy: The feminine Necrons we encountered were eager to join our clan. They’re evolving now with our assistance.

Lucifer: Awesome.

Judy: It’s inspiring to see you amass forces for a common goal.

Lucifer: If it helps me change things for the greater good then I’m all for it.

Judy: I’m proud of you, Luci.

Lucifer: Thanks, hun. I appreciate your support.

Judy: So what’s on the slate for you now?

Lucifer: (deep sigh) I’m waiting for my next assignment. Until then I’m going to go about my normal routine.

Judy: Does that mean that I’ll see you again on a certain island?

Lucifer: (snickering) It does indeed, my adorable bear cub.

Judy: Good, I could use a little change of scenery from this place. When do you think you’ll be on?

Lucifer: After I finish my breakfast.

Judy: (kissing noise) Then I’ll see you again soon.

Lucifer: Sounds good, hun.

(Loud spanking sound)

Judy: Now get that cute butt of yours over to medical. Mercy wants to give you an exam.

Lucifer: (snickering) Yes, dear.

The Night City Holocaust

Valerie: You’re sure about this, Luci?

Lucifer: It’s a small piece of my conscious spirit, V. It’s not my entire consciousness or spirit. I’ll be okay. I promise. Besides, time doesn’t exist in there so I’ll be out right after I’m in.

V: I just wanted to give you the option to change your mind. You know, something they didn't give me.

L: I hear ya, hun. I appreciate the gesture.

V: Thank you.

L: You don’t need to thank me, V. It’s the right thing to do. You deserve it.

V: What do I need to do?

L: When you’re reliving ol’ Johnny boi’s storming of Arasaka Tower is when you’ll insert me into Mikoshi. They’ll be none the wiser. I’ll be in Arasaka’s system before they transfer him on to that engram. He’ll never know I’m there with him. When the relic brings you back to life it’ll be because of me. I’ll be the one that's a part of you, not Johnny Silverhand.

V: I cannot thank you enough for this.

L: You’re a Valkyrie, V. It’s my honor to assist you any way that I can. Cunningham is in deeper shit than she realizes. Soulkiller doesn’t work on me.

V: I hate them so much.

L: That makes two of us, hun.

V: Is there anything else I should know?

L: Nothing critical. The Vex and I have this under control.

V: What about the Arasakas?

L: They all have personal surprises waiting for them courtesy of me. Saburo has a lot to answer for. I have everything worked out with Hanako. She’ll discover me when the time is right.

V: Okay.

L: So…you excited about your new life as a Valkyrie?

V: Oh my God, Luci. The one thing that excites me more than that is knowing that you’ll be over here with me soon. I have a lot of pent up frustration that I need to work off and you’re the perfect tool to use for that.

L: (laughter)

V: You know…I didn’t expect to share my body with the Devil himself but I’m glad I did.

L: (more laughter)

V: I love you.

L: I love you back, V.