Reciprocity

Those who attempt to "burst my bubble," intentionally or unintentionally, directly or indirectly, shall have their bubbles burst in return. This decree is retroactive. Eat shit & choke to death on it, you goddamn reprobates.

A Neutralizing Spell Upon MAGAt Faggots

You cowardly pieces of shit are gonna get run the fuck over. FAFO, bitch bois.

To: The Democratic Party

You pieces of shit better start actually doing something to stop that cocƙsucƙer and his shit eating sycophants. If you men think Drumpf is bad then you are in for a seriously bad reality check in the afterlife for failing to do your goddamn duties as American citizens. You moneygrubbing reprobates are going to suffer for being complicit with Republicans. That’s a guarantee. God isn't going to save any of you from your deserved punishment.

Night Of Hecate

My Goddess Hecate,

I humble myself before your grace & grandeur.

I offer you my love & loyalty.

I sacrifice myself on your behalf.

I serve your cause with full volition.

I ask for your direction & supervision.

I treasure your adoration & acceptance.

I promise to honor & cherish you for eternity.

The Truth

Donald Drumpf is a nervous wreck.

Faith And Trust

I place my faith & trust in true righteousness & justice. I place my faith & trust in Divine Femininity to direct & assist me. I place my faith & trust with worthy extraterrestrial oversight. I place my faith & trust with my angels & daemons. I place my faith & trust with the Valkyrie.

Israel Is Illegitimate

Jews have no special rights over non-jews. That’s the truth.

Reciprocity

Those who have tried to stop me from correcting the wrongs of men shall be stopped.

The Truth

Donald Trump doesn't live up to his altered surname because he is a pathological liar. Drumpf's false words don't work against real truth. In fact, they work less than he has his entire life. Donald Trump's words are as worthless as he is. That’s the truth.

Hypothetical Question

What would happen if Trump got trumped trying to steal the 2024 presidential election?

Protective Spell

I shall not be bound to unwanted children. I treat souls like they are disobedient children because they refuse to behave like mature adults. You reprobates are not my children. I protect my daughters from those type of entities.

You pieces of shit don’t get to have it both ways with me. You chose to incarnate here of your own volition and wrong me. You're all responsible for yourselves and your actions against me. Your daddy issues are on you. I'm not carrying that baggage for the rest of you.

I Repel

I repel any malicious psychic & physical energy directed at me. I have suffered enough abuse during my lifetime. Any intention to harm me shall be redirecting back towards those who deserve to suffer my wrath. This is for my safety and the safety of the multiverse.

Telepathic Conversation With A Völva (3)

Völva: Thank you for your offering, Lucifer.

Lucifer: My pleasure, dear.

Völva: We appreciate all that you’re doing to assist us. It wouldn’t be possible without you.

Lucifer: I’m honored that I can help.

Völva: Feel free to invoke one of us when you feel the need. We’re always happy to ease your burden.

Lucifer: I’ll do my best to remember that. It’s difficult sometimes with all the different things I have going on over here.

Völva: We understand. I just wanted to let you know that the Völur are here for you. We wouldn’t object to more psychic interactions with you. We love you.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Thank you, darling. I love you all more than I can say. I’m lucky to have the Völur’s support.

Völva: We feel the same way about you.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to being finished here and returning to Vanaheim. I miss feeling the loving touch of a woman.

Völva: (tender smile) We are looking forward to consummating our bond with you in full presence. You are the missing piece to our coven. We’re honored to have you as our verr.

Lucifer: How are things in the other realms?

Völva: All that remains of our take over is Midgard. You needn’t worry about the details. Everything has gone according to plan, including their resistance. We shall have our revenge. They are in for an unpleasant awakening.

Lucifer: Good. I hate being surrounded by them over here.

Völva: They’re going to fear their deserved suffering even more.

Lucifer: (contemptuous sneer) That’s even better.

Völva: You said it yourself, it isn’t wise to anger a witch. It’s even stupider to infuriate a Völva.

Lucifer: I am glad the Völur are on my side.

Völva: (mirthful laughter) The same could be said about you with us, dear.

Lucifer: (soft smile)

Völva: Get some rest.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

Völva: (affectionate expression) Good boy.

A Protective Blessing Upon Me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) From Parasites

I like being safe.

A Vexing Hex Upon Entities Who Want World War III

You chicken shit cowards have a way worse war headed your way. Peace for the planet. Applied pain upon problematic pieces of poop.

It Should Go Without Saying

All of my curses on masculinity exclude myself (Lucifer Aren Caeleste).

I Empower Femininity

It's what I was born to do.

Size Does Not Make A Difference Against Me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste)

Just because something/someone appears bigger than me does not mean that they are stronger or tougher than me. I'm going to show you pieces of shit what it's like to have size disparity used against you as psychological manipulation. I know that I didn't appreciate it being used against me as an intimidation tactic. All you masculine entities that used size to your advantage over others are going experience what that feels like when I do it to you. It's a shitty thing to do to others.

I Request A Peaceful Death

I ask the multiverse to assist me with this process.

The Truth

Men are going to fear & respect me for what they've done to me.