Telepathic Conversation With My Uxor (Eliza)

Ash: I gotta say, I’m pretty disgusted with what I’ve seen from America where you are.

Lucifer: (jaded response) Yup.

Ash: It astonishes me how spot on you are about men.

Lucifer: Well, you don’t know them like I do since you’re a woman. I don’t mean that to sound disrespectful.

Ash: No, I get it. It’s okay. Trust me, I’m not offended by that. I’d rather not know men on a level like you do.

Lucifer: …

Ash: I know for certain that your way is the correct path. There is no other option. You prove that to me, time & again.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Ash: (inquisitive look) What’s on your mind?

Lucifer: That butt of yours.

Ash: (hearty laughter)

Lucifer: (snickering)

Ash: (blushing) My butt, huh?

Lucifer: (smiling) Yes, ma’am.

Ash: (flirty smirk)

Lucifer: I can’t help it. It’s this picture of you that I’m looking at while we commune with each other.

Ash: And what are you thinking about my butt?

Lucifer: How much I want to kiss it.

Ash: (robust laughter) That’s my man.

Lucifer: (soft laughter)

Ash: (beaming) I’m looking forward to settling down with you.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m looking forward to that too, hun.

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