US Military Personnel Are Cowards

I don't see any of you cocƙsucƙing cowards disobeying his orders. That means that you're all as guilty as that greasy sack of shit larping as SoW. You military bois love to talk shit about everyone but when the time arrives to "man up" none of you have the actual balls to do so. You're all gonna be so much fun to torture.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

I just had a great idea, Donny boi. Like, it's literally so good that it'll knock you on your fat, old, shitty butt (because that's how good it is). You're gonna love this idea more than an "all you can suck" buffet at a BBC convention, and I know how much the Cock Gobbler loves sucking on some BBC. Anyways, getting back on topic.

If you run into that brick wall, face first, as hard as you can, that'll knock some biglie sense into those disobedient RINOs causing you all these goddamn problems! There's absolutely no way whatsoever that will turn out bad for your stupid ass, Donny! Believe me!

You should seriously give it a try. It won't hurt at all. You can trust me on that. I wouldn’t make that up. When have I ever lied about serious matters like this? The answer is NEVER!

Now, I know you weren't gonna do this anyway (because you're an ungrateful sack of shit) but there's no need to thank me for my big brain idea, cocƙsucƙer. I'm just here to help MAGA "win." Honest 💯

The Cock Gobbler

Donald Trump doesn't have to suck cock either but I don’t see that stopping him from doing it. You corrupt pieces of shit are going to suffer. That’s a promise.

Pejorative Clapback

Every one of you shitheads who use "Karen" as a pejorative insult are hereby known as Gomer(s).

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf

I don't want to see any of you goddamn reprobates causing problems for Donny or holding him accountable for his numerous crimes! And that especially goes for you goddamn RINOs that MAGAts keep crying about! I'm serious! That dishonest cocƙsucƙer has had to endure so much "unfair" treatment from y'all that it makes me feel awful for him!

LEAVE DONNY BOI ALONE AND STOP TRYING TO THROW HIS FAGGOT ASS IN JAIL! 

That's a goddamn order!

There ya go, dipshit. I'm helping bigger than biglie.

The Truth

I don't want to go to war with you pieces of shit, but I'm going to stop you all.

The Truth

Donald Trump whines more than an Italian vineyard.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Donald Drumpf Administration

Looks like you lying, cheating, thieving sacks of shit need my help more than ever before! What could possibly go wrong for you MAGAt morons when I'm there to help y'all crime more?!

Pete Hegseth Is A Cowardly Cocƙsucƙer

I'm going to have so much fun breaking that chicken shit cocƙsucƙer's jaw with my fist.

Little Marco

Marco Rubio's inner thoughts: I can’t believe I lick that stupid cock sucker’s asshole for this job.