Lucifer Caeleste

Monday, May 25, 2026

Q: Do you know what type of people think of life in terms of "winning or losing?"

A: Losers

I hate everything about that stupid cocƙsucƙer, but I really hate that goddamn atrocious combover of his.

Men think they are the smartest beings in existence; their behavior proves the opposite is true.

Oddjob's rude, fat & talentless distant cousin. In his spare time he practices the rusty trombone on his cocƙsucƙing king, Donald Drumpf.

MAGAts have to LARP as professionals because they're idiotic immature losers, through & through.

I'd rather my tax dollars go to supporting countries like Ukraine than going to a cocƙsucƙing criminal like Donald Trump.

Goddamn, that gook is one fat tub of shit.

Well, Donny, you don’t make good deals. That's for goddamn certain.

If she's a model (as I've heard) then it must be for hands.

Shitting his britches like there's no tomorrow.