A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Michael James Blair

You look like you could use some serious help strategizing how to steal the midterms, Mike. It's a good thing that I'm a brilliant strategist AND I'm here to help you MAGAt losers win biglie! What's even better news is that I have all sorts of nefarious entities who would love to help me help y'all! Trust me, 'James.' There's absolutely no way in Hell that this is going to turn out real bad for you. I wouldn’t lie about something like that 😈

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf, MAGA And The Republican Party

It's okay, you parasitical sacks of shit! Ol' Luci is here to help you cheating losers steal the midterms & really stick it to American public good & proper! There is absolutely no way that this could turn out bad for that dishonest cocƙsucƙing felon or his diaper licking sycophants! Would I lie?!

The Truth

Sapphist relationships are better than any other type (in every way), especially 'hetro-normative' ones.

The Truth

Donald Trump is making the death of the United States more pathetic than I thought was possible.

MAGA

MAGAts ain't the shit-for-brains brigayed for nuthin.

The Truth

If MAGAts couldn't lie they wouldn't have anything to say.

AIPAC

The Truth About MAGA

MAGA is more homoerotic than a Road Warrior circle jerk at Sodom & Gomorrah.

The Truth

Donald Trump is duller than Corn Pop's rusty straight razor.

The Truth

Donald Trump is more boring than listening to an audio book of Noam Chomsky reading War and Peace.