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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Saturday, March 7, 2026

The Cock Gobbler


Goddamn, I hate everything about that cocƙsucƙer.

The Cock Gobbler


The only thing this cocƙsucƙer doesn’t want going back in time is his ability to tweet whatever brainfart he has in his retarded skull.

Friday, March 6, 2026

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf


Looks like the cocƙsucƙer needs ol Luci to swoop in and save his faggot ass from trouble once again! Better yet, I have gud news! I have a well established relationship with Nintendo that goes all they way back into the 80s! There's no way this could get any worse for you, Donny boi!

These Cocƙsucƙers


Goddamn, Benny. I can’t decide if you look faggier or cuckier. It's too close to call and your stupid name doesn't help matters whatsoever.

The Truth About MAGAts

You dishonest pieces of shit don’t want to hear the truth. You want your confirmation bias appeased with lies.

The Truth

The only thing Donald Trump has "fixed" in politics is elections.

These Cocƙsucƙers


Two zionist cucks trying to look as hard as they can.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Wall Street

I think you cocƙsucƙers could use a helpful push from me out of a skyscraper window. Great Depression style.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Pamela Jo Bondi


You could use my help, Pam Jo. Let's start with wiping that smile off your face.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Bungie Fanbois

I think you shitheads need my help making you love Bungie more.