The Cock Gobbler

That goddamn fraudster has bigglier shoulder pads than a NY Giants linebacker.

The Truth

Donald Trump, MAGA and the United States are less "hot" than the massive shit that Donny boi took in his pants one second ago.

The Hamberdler

I know I'm late with this one but it's still funny.

The Truth

People need to tell Jill Biden to shut her goddamn mouth. I don't care if she's selling her shitty book.

This Cunt

When you're such a rancid cunt that other cunts want as little to do with you as possible it might be time to take a step back & self-reflect on your cuntiness.

This Cunt

I didn't think that it was possible for any woman to out shit-ify Hillary Clinton but this despicable rancid cunt has proven otherwise.

Attention ICE

There's a family of spics loitering on the track & field near my backyard that need relocating.

The Truth

Donald Trump has done more disservice to German descendants than Adolf Hitler ever did.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Markwayne Mullin

Your faggot ass needs to get curb stomped BIGLY, you cowardly cocƙsucƙing traitor.

This Cocƙsucƙer