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Friday, August 7, 2026
To: Republicans
Go ahead and steal the 2026 midterms. Hell, I'll even help y'all with that. What could possibly go wrong for you goddamn greedy, thieving, parasitical cowards angering even more of the public?
Serious Question
If I, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, am the weakest member of my clans then how much trouble do you reprobates think you're gonna be in when my side retaliates?
This Cocƙsucƙer
The more that I look at that cocƙsucƙing sack of shit the more I want to break his ugly faggot face. I can see the butthurt misogyny in his expressions.
To: Americans
I have zero faith that you apathetic sacks of shit are going to do anything to stop that cocƙsucƙing criminal & his GOP butt buddies from stealing the 2026 midterms.
Prove me wrong. I dare y'all.
Serious Question
If women are inferior to men, like so many of you faggots believe, then why do so many of you base your personal worth on how much pussy y'all are the supposedly getting?
Having more of something that's inferior isn’t a sign of superiority. That's stupid "faggot logic" that y'all use to bullshit your way through life.
This Cocƙsucƙer
While I agree that Fauci should spend the rest of his life in prison, the goddamn gall that hypocritical cocƙsucƙing felon has to say that anyone else should be imprisoned is so infuriating that I cannot put it into words.
Thursday, August 6, 2026
To: Hollywood
Here's an idea for you unoriginal morons. Why don’t y'all remake Gremlins? I know how much y'all love remakes and shitty stories. That seems like a real 'no-brainer' for you mindless sacks of shit. I'm sure MAGAts will be thrilled with that idea, especially if y'all cast a colored person in the lead role.
You know what? Forget I said anything. I just saw this when I went to look for the cast. 😑
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