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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Tuesday, August 11, 2026

An Economic Curse Upon "Wealthy" Americans

You moneygrubbing sacks of shit need to suffer like us poor people. Is that unfair? Too bad.

Sleepy Don


Americans can rest assured knowing that Donny Boi is sleeping on the job.

Musings

In moments like this, I would so love to have a 20 something vegan girlfriend to cuddle with.

This Cocƙsucƙer


In all my existence, there hasn't been anyone who I want to torture as much as this lying, hypocritical sack of shit. Considering who I am, that's saying something.

Monday, August 10, 2026

Musings

Sometimes I wish that I wasn't volcel. Then I think about my ex-girlfriends (especially my last one) and why I chose that path to begin with. The juice just ain't worth the squeeze. My hand & imagination are better than every girl I slept with here. That doesn’t say much about you women, especially considering how often I went out of my way to make certain that you all orgasmed multiple times.

The Truth

Donald Trump is a yuge reason why I'm putting a stop to sharing my creation with you sacks of shit. And every one of you faggots who has called yourself a king or God is in even deeper shit than he is, especially considering y'all attempted to murder me and steal my throne & title.