Statement Of Fact

The biggest thing that you traitorous pieces of shit stole from me was my naivety. That’s fine. I don’t want or need that anymore, anyway.

The Truth

Liars like Donald Trump are why liars like Donald Trump should be censored & silenced.

To: MAGAts

If you're going to criticize lilberals (and people like Sleepy Joe & Shillary) for being sacks of shit, then at least have the goddamn decency to rightly criticize that cocƙsucƙing criminal who you all make excuses for about anything & everything.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Jenna Lynn Ellis

You (and that fat, ugly face of yours) are in for one of the worst reality checks ever, cunt.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon This Cunt

Those of you aligned with me know who this little cunt is. Make her miserable. Make her suffer. Thank you.

The Truth About MAGAts

The only reason you cocƙsucƙing hypocrites are so bloodthirsty to convict Cole Allen is because he's a nigger.

The Truth

Every MAGAt should be curb stomped. Blanket statement.

This Cocƙsucƙer

If Lurch & Uncle Fester had a faggot love child together it would be John Fetterman.

The Truth

The bigger the sack of shit, the more a MAGAt loves them. Blanket statement.

Happy Birthday, Tifa

Tifa: Hello?

Lucifer: Hei, hun. Happy birthday.

Tifa: Hei! It’s about time you called me! And thank you, by the way.

Lucifer: How have you girls been?

Tifa: We miss you.

Lucifer: I miss y’all too.

Tifa: What about you? How are you doing?

Lucifer: I’m tired.

Tifa: I’m sorry to hear that.

Lucifer: It is what it is.

Tifa: It sounds like you need a Tifa pick-me-up.

Lucifer: That would be nice.

Tifa: I’ll give you all that you can handle and more once we’re together.

Lucifer: You doing anything nice for your bday?

Tifa: Já, Aerith & I are going out for dinner while Yuffie babysits Marlene for me.

Lucifer: Where are you going?

Tifa: An upscale bistro in downtown New Valhalla. You haven’t heard of it before.

Lucifer: Gotcha.

Tifa: We’ll take you there once you're back with us. We love the vibe and the tiramisu is phenomenal.

Lucifer: That sounds nice.

Tifa: Wanna see what we’re wearing?

Lucifer: Sure, that sounds even better.

Tifa: No, nudes for you, right now.

Lucifer: (soft laughter)

Tifa: I love you, Luci. Thank you for giving me a call.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun. Tell Marlene to make sure that Yuffie behaves herself while you’re gone.

Tifa: (robust laughter) Yes, sir!

Aerith: (speaking in the background) Hei! You tell that no good husband of mine that he’s gonna get a spanking from me for being such a bad boy.

Tifa: (more laughter)

Lucifer: (snickering) Sounds like I’m in trouble.

[Aerith grabs the phone from Tifa]

Aerith: You’re damn right you are, mister. I’m gonna break you in like a steed.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Aerith: Now, if you’ll excuse us. I have a birthday date with my waifu.

Lucifer: (snickering) Yes, ma’am. Sorry to interrupt.

Aerith: I love you, handsome. (smoochy noise)

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

Tifa: (yelling in the background) Bye, Luci! Thanks for calling. I love you!

Aerith: You be quiet. You’re mine for the evening.

Tifa: (loud laughter)

Lucifer: I’ll talk with you girls later.

Aerith: Sounds good, stud. Goodnight.

Lucifer: Goodnight, hun.