For The Record

I don’t correlate being babied or "tlc" with getting laid. Being babied to me are little things like checking if I feel okay when I'm not doing well, giving me a back rub when my back is sore or cuddling with me in bed. If that turns into sex that's fine but that isn’t my main objective.

The Truth

Just because I'm not trying to get laid doesn't mean that I wouldn't enjoy it if the opportunity arose with a cute girl.

Musings

I so wish I had a cute, caring girlfriend to baby me right now. I need some serious tender loving care. And for the record, I would have no problem reciprocating.

The Truth

It would have been nice to have known (when I was younger) that by the time people reach high school 99.99% of them are who they'll be for the rest of their existences and won't ever change for the better afterwards.

This Cocƙsucƙer

That isn’t how intelligence works, you stupid sack of shit.

This Cocƙsucƙer

MAGAts: "It's not socialism when we do it."

The Truth

Republicans, especially MAGAts, have turned political beliefs into a shitty group identity because they're all stupid, boring losers with no interesting characteristics of their own.

This Cocƙsucƙer

MAGAts sure do love to watch their dancing dipshit perform on stage. I'd rather watch paint dry. For real 💯 

This Cocƙsucƙer

You would know all about treasonous behavior. Wouldn't you, you dickless Russian cuck.

This Cocƙsucƙer

I think that cocƙsucƙer's slicked back "sideburns" may be the most disgusting part of that travesty he calls a "hairdo." Then again, I might see a different picture of his combover poopadour that makes me think otherwise. He's such a putrid sack of pig shit.