To: Americans

Donald Trump isn't the problem. He's the symptom of the problem that you all are as a group of reprobates.

A Request

I ask that good, evil, chaotic & neutral forces help me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) with my universal objectives.

I Hate MAGAts

You dishonest sacks of shit are going to suffer so much goddamn pain that it cannot be described with words. That’s a promise.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon MAGA

I think the MAGA coalition could use some extra help with betraying, undermining & sabotaging each other. Let's see what happens when MAGAts focus their hatred, intolerance & destructive ways on other MAGAts. Let their greed & obsession for power help ruin them all.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The Donald Drumpf Administration

This curse targets Kash Patel and Susie Wiles especially. Make those two worthless sacks of shit look even stupider & incompetent than usual. If that's possible.

My Prediction

All of you obedient cucks in the GOP will bend over, grab your ankles, and take it right up your shit holes to confirm Todd Blanche.

The Truth

I'm not going to compromise with you parasitical sacks of shit. I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want & dominate you all.

Terms Of Service: Update

Those of you who anger me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) are [and are going to get] fucked in a real bad way.

This Cocƙsucƙer

If "Change my dirty diaper" had a facial expression this would be it.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The United States of America

The more that I suffer the more you're all going to suffer. That's karma quid pro quo for you sacks of shit.