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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Wednesday, March 25, 2026

The Truth

Jesus of Nazareth is a more egregious liar than Donald Trump. That’s saying something.

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Adversaries Of Lucifer Aren Caeleste

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Adversaries Of Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Before my awakening, I didn’t try to inhibit any of you parasitical sacks of shit. I didn’t even try to inhibit you worthless trash after you gang raped & tried to murder me. That being said, I am going to retroactively cause you cock sucking reprobates all kinds of problems for what you've done to me. Trying to silence me won't stop this curse; it'll only make things worse for you pieces of shit. My side knows all.

The Cock Gobbler


Because Donald Trump is an idiot. I don’t need a bullshit explanation for that one.

Sarah Yuckabee

That is one gross dude.

To: US Citizens

There is no voting your way out of this shit show.

There is no peaceful solution to the problem.

There is no savior on the way to help you from your own stupidity, apathy & laziness.

You all contributed to this debacle and you're all going to suffer the consequences for it.

Monday, March 23, 2026

Rewarding Excellence

I won’t reward masculine entities for committing evil; however, I shall reward non-gendered and feminine entities who commit evil deeds on my behalf as long as they follow certain directives of mine.

Donald Trump Is A Faggot


He looks like a gayer, tackier version of Liberace.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf


Donald Trump is going to suffer excruciating pain for every lie he has told (out of principle) because I am one petty, spiteful, angry goddamn Devil.

The Truth

Donald Trump isn't a business savvy billionaire. He simply larps as one on tv.