This Cunt

You're looking more manish every day, "Lara."

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Aerith) 4

Aerith: We haven’t spoken like this in a while.

Lucifer: I know. My apologies, darling.

Aerith: You’re forgiven, you cranky old man.

Lucifer: [hearty laughter]

Aerith: Joking aside. I understand why you haven’t been very talkative.

Lucifer: I hate it here.

Aerith: I don’t blame you. I’d hate it if I were there too.

Lucifer: Having to observe and not take direct action against any them is one of the most difficult things that I’ve ever had to do.

Aerith: If it’s any consolation, you’re doing phenomenal work.

Lucifer: Thanks.

Aerith: [frowning] I’m serious, Mr. Grouchy.

Lucifer: [tut] I’m not grouchy. Not right now, anyway.

Aerith: [playful giggling] If you say so, dear.

Lucifer: [smirking] I say so.

Aerith: Then tell me. How are you feeling?

Lucifer: I’d rather not, hun. I don’t want to bring the mood down.

Aerith: It’ll get brought down anyway if you bottle it up. So you might as well get it out.

Lucifer: I hate being here, more & more, everyday. Humans make me so goddamn furious that it’s exhausting. I hate what they do to each other. I hate what they do to other life forms. I hate what they’re doing to the planet. I hate humans so goddamn much. I want to kill them all.

Aerith: There was a time when I would have disagreed with your sentiments; but I don’t feel that way anymore. I understand why you’ve reached that point with them.

Lucifer: Let’s change the subject, hun. I don’t want to talk about this crap. I do that enough already.

Aerith: Then what would you like to talk about, you charming little devil?

Lucifer: [furrowed brow] Little? I’ve got 7 inches on you, shorty.

Aerith: [robust laughter] You know what I mean.

Lucifer: [shaking head] I don’t have anything really interesting to talk about at the moment. It’s almost 5 am and my eyes are starting to burn.

Aerith: [pouting] Okay…

Lucifer: I’m sorry that I’ve been distant. I haven’t felt like communing much because I’ve been so furious at those goddamn MAGAt sacks of shit. Especially that cock sucking liar.

Aerith: It’s okay, Luci. You don’t need to explain. I’ve been watching what’s going on there from over here.

Lucifer: He makes me so goddamn furious. He is the antithesis of everything I am & stand for. I hate him so fricken much.

Aerith: Well, on the bright side, you’re minding your language. So that’s a small win.

Lucifer: [chortle] If you say so, dear.

Aerith: [flirty smirk] I say so.

This Cocƙsucƙer

If you're looking for a top contender amongst stupid, arrogant, MAGAt cocƙsucƙers then look no further than Eric Stephen Schmitt. That is a schmitthead if I've ever seen one.

These Cocƙsucƙers

There isn’t an iota of morality amongst any of you moneygrubbing sacks of shit. I hate you all so goddamn much.

This Cocƙsucƙer

If you want to know what a diseased bucket of putrid shit looks like in human form then look no further than Donald John Trump.

This Cocƙsucƙer

If you spent half as much time going after legitimate criminals as you do shit posting on social media, running your dick licker on Fox "News" or partying like an alcoholic with your Mossad beard & foreign agents then you might be somewhat respectable, you cockeyed idiot.

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Who could have ever guessed that Donny would want to run his obnoxious dick licker in front of an audience...🫩

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This Cocƙsucƙer

The only thing that you deserve credit for is making things worse than they already were, you stupid sack of shit.

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Your faggot beard makes you look like a hobbit, Rod.