The Cock Gobbler

There that mouth breathing mango moron is, dick licker agape, in all his unglory.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The United States of America

I'm gonna help you Christian sacks of shit topple the US government. We'll force it down everyone's throat like it's my goddamn raging hard-on monster cock! What could possibly go wrong for Christianity, MAGA and Republicans with me doing that?!

The "Secretary of War"

Looks like Pegseth is having a gay ol time destroying the US military.

A Request

I ask that my mother be protected from those who would intend harm upon her or me.

This Cocƙsucƙer

No president should be safe after the shit you've pulled, Donny.

Statement Of Fact

The more time goes on the more you dishonest cocƙsucƙing reprobates prove how correct I, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, am about you all being dishonest cocƙsucƙing reprobates.

To: MAGAts

The opposite of progress is regress. That's what you cuckservatives represent, and it ain't for the better.

To: Republicans

You're all bigger chicken shit cowards than Democrats. Let that sink in, GOP.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Justin Smith

Don't worry, shit head. I'll help make sure that Republicans do "the right thing" and confirm your cowardly ass. We all know how important cheating & these government positions are to you cuckservative criminal pieces of shit. What could possibly go wrong for Republicans with me helping them?!

Donald Trump Is Gay

Why is Jesus groping your manboob, Donny? And why do you look like you like it a little too much.