Lucifer Caeleste
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Friday, May 29, 2026
MAGA Is Lame
MAGA wouldn't know cool if a penguin handed them a snow cone during a blizzard. That's God's honest truth.
Thursday, May 28, 2026
This Cocƙsucƙer
One of the things that I hate the most about Donald Trump is his complete disregard & disdain for nature & the environment.
To: MAGAts
Calling James Talarico 'Tala-freako' isn't the "sick burn" that you stupid cocƙsucƙers think it is. It makes y'all sound like bigger closet cases than y'all already are. Just saying.
This Cocƙsucƙer
I don't dislike Scott Bessent because he's gay. I dislike Scott Bessent because he's a rude & arrogant, moneygrubbing sack of shit who lies through his fake teeth like other people breathe. Don't get me started on that pompous smirk that cocƙsucƙer wears whenever he's lying to the public & trying to justify his cocƙsucƙing leader's criminality.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Spencer William Pratt
I would appreciate it if this cocƙsucƙing charlatan had to deal with serious problems, especially regarding his grifting & political aspirations.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
Keep breaking the "law," cocƙsucƙer. Keep being a hypocrite. Keep insulting Americans. Keep stabbing your minions in their backs. Keep making people angry.
I'll even help you do it. If there's one thing that I'm good at it's pissing people off here. I mean, seriously. How could my help cause Donald Trump any more problems?
Your criminal shitty-ness is going to come back to haunt you, Donny boi. BIGLY.
To: Santa Monica Studios
Here's an idea for you untalented sacks of shit.
Why don’t you faggots have your little butt boi Kratos attack & kill Yaweh, Abraham, Moses, Jesus & Mohammed? Let's see how "powerful" he is in that realm. Have him slaughter lots of low level Jews, Christians & Muslims before he can fight the big bois. You can call it God of War: Armageddon.
You shit heads love to take creative liberty with ancient mythos that are tied to me so goddamn much. Why don’t you cocƙsucƙers insult the Abrahamic death cults next? There's no shortage of wars between those violent reprobates and none of you have done anything like that in a video game.
It's all "fun & games" when none of these religious psychopaths care about what you're doing in your shitty little studio, right? Let's break out of that safe space and see how brave you faggots are when there are some real life consequences attached to your shitty storytelling. You moneygrubbing cowards don't have the balls to write and sell a bullshit story like that to the world, and Kratos sure as shit isn't up to that task. That's for goddamn certain.
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