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Saturday, May 30, 2026
Contemplating
Being a fertility/sex God & practicing celibacy in my mortal form is not easy. However, being poor & co-habitating with my mother is a good "pussy repellent" to most women here, so that makes maintaining my abstinence less difficult (I suppose). That being said, as much as I would like to get laid, I don't feel like dealing with all the baggage that goes along with sex. Been there, done that. Don't even get me started on how filthy these goddamn cheating parasites are with their STDs.
Friday, May 29, 2026
MAGA Is Lame
MAGA wouldn't know cool if a penguin handed them a snow cone during a blizzard. That's God's honest truth.
Thursday, May 28, 2026
This Cocƙsucƙer
One of the things that I hate the most about Donald Trump is his complete disregard & disdain for nature & the environment.
To: MAGAts
Calling James Talarico 'Tala-freako' isn't the "sick burn" that you stupid cocƙsucƙers think it is. It makes y'all sound like bigger closet cases than y'all already are. Just saying.
This Cocƙsucƙer
I don't dislike Scott Bessent because he's gay. I dislike Scott Bessent because he's a rude & arrogant, moneygrubbing sack of shit who lies through his fake teeth like other people breathe. Don't get me started on that pompous smirk that cocƙsucƙer wears whenever he's lying to the public & trying to justify his cocƙsucƙing leader's criminality.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Spencer William Pratt
I would appreciate it if this cocƙsucƙing charlatan had to deal with serious problems, especially regarding his grifting & political aspirations.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
Keep breaking the "law," cocƙsucƙer. Keep being a hypocrite. Keep insulting Americans. Keep stabbing your minions in their backs. Keep making people angry.
I'll even help you do it. If there's one thing that I'm good at it's pissing people off here. I mean, seriously. How could my help cause Donald Trump any more problems?
Your criminal shitty-ness is going to come back to haunt you, Donny boi. BIGLY.
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