It sounds like your yucky butt could use some serious help, Krusti. I'll do my best to make certain Republicans AND Democrats show you the proper respect someone of your "upstanding" character deserves. How could that go wrong for you or your pegboi Cory?
Lucifer Caeleste
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Tuesday, March 3, 2026
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
Looks like you could use some more help, Donny boi! I got an idea! Tell them you lied about lying! See how that works for ya!
Oh, wait, that won't work. You'd be being honest for once in your miserable existence. Shit. I'll think of something and get back to you in two weeks, cocƙsucƙer.
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon John Glover Roberts Jr.
You made your bed with that despicable cocƙsucƙer, Johnny boi. Now lick that yucky mangina! Oh, and be sure to tell him how much you loved the taste afterwards! You wouldn't want to hurt poutus' feelings, would ya?
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Right-wing Activists
Hot damn! Looks like you stupid sacks of shit could use some help from a real deal monster slayer like me! What could possibly go wrong for MAGAts there?!
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
Oh! I can definitely help you here, Donny boi! If there's one group of people that I hate more than MAGAts, Christians & Jews it's bankers!
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf
It's okay, you sick whoreson! I have just the solution! It looks like ol Luci needs to step up & work his majik! Help will get there in about two weeks, cocƙsucƙer!
A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon United States Citizens Abroad
Uh oh. This looks like a task for Lucifer Caeleste! It's okay, y'all! That stupid cocƙsucƙer & his junk drawer cabinet of shit eaters may not be helpful but I sure as hell am! Now's my time to shine!
To: Americans
It's disgusting how much you reprobates go out of your way to coddle that cocƙsucƙing felon.
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