Statement Of Fact

It is beyond obvious to me, through no fault of my own, that I do not work well with men.

MAGA

The Cock Gobbler

If there were ever a photograph that encapsulates just what a stupid looking sack of shit this despicable cocƙsucƙer is, this would be it.

This Cocƙsucƙer

MAGAts

This Stupid Cocƙsucƙer

The fact that he doesn't acknowledge how stupid his appearance looks to everyone is a testament to how stupid he actually is. That combover is an abomination.

This Cocƙsucƙer

You couldn't pay me enough to stand on stage behind that dishonest sack of shit and listen to him lie incoherently for 45 minutes to over an hour. Not for all the gold in the world.

The only way I'd stand behind him is if I could strangle him with piano wire and I wasn’t stopped by anyone. That's it.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Goddamn, I hate everything about that criminal sack of shit.

The Truth

Not all liars are MAGAts but all MAGAts are liars.

The Cock Gobbler

Loo, everyone! It's the American "alpha male," MAGAt Man!