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Thursday, April 23, 2026

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Donald John Drumpf


It's okay, Donny boi! I'm gonna help you stick it to those goddamn fake news journalists BIGLIE! There is absolutely no fucking way this could go sideways on your retarded faggot ass and end up making you look bad! How could this possibility go wrong for the CockGobbler?! I dare anyone to prove me wrong and make Donald Trump's planned temper tantrum blow up in his stupid face!

MAGAts


Donny wanted all the "sea men" he could swallow but Phelan wasn't man enough for the task.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Pete Hegseth


Goddamn, I have never wanted to break someone's jaw as much as I do to that cowardly cocƙsucƙing murderer.  I wpuld appreciate it if other entities would make Pegseth miserable for me. Thank you.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Jeff Landry


Make this cheating cocƙsucƙer wish that he was never born.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Humanity

I've decided that I'm going to help you ungrateful, despicable, selfish reprobates be even shittier versions of yourselves. How could that possibly go wrong for all of you?

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Humanity

Speaking from a deity standpoint, a serious reason that I am going to torture you despicable sacks of shit is because I was never provided with a virgin maiden (whom I find attractive). Trying to do that now isn't going to save any of you either, especially since I chose to be celibate for the remainder of my mortal lifetime on Earth. I'm furious and you're all going to suffer for it.

Wednesday, April 22, 2026

To: Donald John Drumpf

The day is going to arrive when your cowardly faggot ass no longer has anyone to protect you from the pain that you deserved to suffer. And when that happens I am gonna be smiling like the most evil son of a bitch that you have ever seen.

MAGAts


The reaction an individual has when they realize the shit they've spewed is so deep that they should have brought a snorkel.

The Truth

Donald Trump is a global nuisance.

Tuesday, April 21, 2026

I Hate MAGAts


I can only imagine the shit fit you idiots are going to have when y'all discover that Bert & Ernie are in a closeted homosexual relationship with each other.