The Truth

I just want to say, I love women. I cannot express how much I appreciate what women do without complaining. I know that isn’t easy. I promise to make it up to y'all in the afterlife. Femininity has earned eternal happiness.

The Truth

Donald Trump's political/cult following makes sense when you realize that he had to make a deal with me before his mother shat him out.

Where do you think that dipshit got the idea in his retarded skull that he's a great deal maker?

MAGAt "Valor"

Showing Gratitude

I realize that I would be homeless & starving if it weren't for the help of others. For that I am very grateful.

The Truth

Anything men can do, women can do better. Case in point: homosexuality.

The Truth

Q: Do you know what type of people think of life in terms of "winning or losing?"

A: Losers

This Cocƙsucƙer

I hate everything about that stupid cocƙsucƙer, but I really hate that goddamn atrocious combover of his.

The Truth

Men think they are the smartest beings in existence; their behavior proves the opposite is true.

Rimjob

Oddjob's rude, fat & talentless distant cousin. In his spare time he practices the rusty trombone on his cocƙsucƙing king, Donald Drumpf.

MAGAts

MAGAts have to LARP as professionals because they're idiotic immature losers, through & through.