Question And Answer

Answer: Because he's a butthurt cocƙsucƙer. Next question.

Christianity Sucks

The only thing that you can rely on from Christians is that they're unreliable reprobates. It's a good thing that I'm around and am man enough to do the dirty work myself. I have just the place to punish that despicable sack of shit.

I Hate Right Wing Politicians

For real. I hate right-wing people so goddamn much. You pieces of shit lie, cheat and steal all the goddamn time from everyone; then y'all are the loudest crybabies when you lose.

Maybe if your policies weren't absolute shit more people would support your platforms. Did you idiots ever think about that? No, of course not because that would mean that y'all weren't being worthless parasites.

The Truth

Donald Trump is grosser than "Two Girls. One Cup."

I Hate MAGAts

Bitch, you are way too old and crusty to go outside looking like that. MAGAts are seriously delusional. For real.

These Cocƙsucƙers

You faggots who think you're so tough with your cowboi hats are gonna be so much fucking fun for me to torture in the afterlife.

This Cocƙsucƙer

You can't even take over Ukraine, Vlad. Shut your goddamn dick licker.

President AOC

Not gonna lie. President AOC would be lit.

The Truth

Humans wouldn't know how to value my strength or worth even if they had the proper tools to do so.

These Cocƙsucƙers

Já, put 'Lyin' Ted' in SCUMTUS. "Great" idea, you stupid cocƙsucƙing sack of shit.