The Truth

One reason why I'll never be POTUS is because my first order of business would be to bomb the shit out of Israel until it looked worse than Gaza does now.

To: Texans

When I was a kid, y'all had these stupid Pace salsa commercials that would shit talk NYC. Now? Y'all bend over & grab your ankles with a big ol smile on your face to get fist fucked by a limp wristed Yankee boi named Donald Drumpf. It just goes to show what degenerate cocƙsucƙers y'all are in Texass. Steers & queers; ain't that right, bois.

I Hate Republicans

Here's a big brain idea for you stupid sacks of shit. Maybe don't murder civilians, in cold blood, on camera, in broad daylight, then lie about it and accuse those whom you've murdered as being 'domestic terrorists.' Just a thought.

The Cock Gobbler

There he is, spewing verbal shit out of his pig asshole mouth...again.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon The United States Of America

Sounds like you lazy, chicken shit cowards need my help from getting drafted. How could that go wrong for average Americans?

Worse case scenario: You youngsters get to fight & die protecting that cocƙsucƙing pedophile, all his rich faggot butt buddies & our freedums. Y'all should feel honored at the opportunity. I appreciate the sacrifice. MAGA!

This Cocƙsucƙer

Emphasis on "blow." Right, you despicable cocƙsucƙer?

The Cock Gobbler

If trying not to furiously shit your pants had a facial expression this would be it.

To: MAGAts

I thought of a new term for you dishonest cocƙsucƙers.

Trumpanzees

Because you're all loud, obnoxious, violent sacks of shit who screech at others & throw crap at everything.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Sounds like you got a taste of your own goddamn medicine, Danny boi. That makes me feel so bad for you 😈

Donald Trump Is Retarded

How is this not obvious to you dipshits? That's a rhetorical question.