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Monday, June 1, 2026

This Cocƙsucƙer

The Truth

You status quo faggots (men) are going to absolutely hate it when I change the status quo to your collective detriment.

The Truth

Donald Trump is a disrespectful cocƙsucƙer and the universe would not cry one bit at his personal suffering.

Sunday, May 31, 2026

Musings

I'm getting closer to dying. I can feel it with my energy levels. The fact that I've lasted this long after y'all failed to murder me is a testament to my strength & endurance; the fact that I'm in as good of shape as I am is even more so.

I would have liked to have done more during my lifetime here (travel the world, get married, etc) but you despicable parasites went out of your way to prevent me from doing that. I'm going to punish you reprobates for that. You selfish sacks of shit are going to regret the "Fuck you. I got mine," mentality y'all exhibited here. I've made certain of that. You faggots (aka men) are especially going to regret slighting me.

It's gonna be so satisfying for me to erase this shit hole false reality from existence. You cowardly weaklings have proven to me that y'all deserve to suffer the most painful experiences that I, and those aligned with me, can think of. Consider it payback for all the times I was wronged here. We'll see how much y'all like it when I reciprocate the "Fuck you. I got mine," mind frame. I have a sneaking suspicion that y'all won't enjoy it.

When Iran Is More Believable Than The United States


I wouldn’t trust this shitty "administration" with wrangling turds, much less international diplomacy.

To: Democrats

You don't get to lecture people about the infidelity of people like Donald Trump, Ken Paxon & Pete Hegseth when you have supported equally abhorrent people like Bill Clinton, Joe Biden & Graham Platner.

The Truth About Democrats

Graham Platner & your excusing his reprehensible behavior is exactly why the majority of Americans despise your political party.

The Truth

When I was a child (single digits in the 80s) the house I lived in had a basketball hoop installed on the garage. What I knew about basketball at that time was basically Michael Jordan. The Minnesota Timberwolves had just been established so it was a big deal where I lived. I still remember watching them play in the Metrodome on tv. The reason I mention these things is for context.

Growing up in the midwest, during the 80s, I could not escape the "Be like Mike" commercials. They were blasted repeatedly during any cartoon I watched. I still remember that shitty song.

I didn’t know much about any professional sport at that time. I had no idea that the Timberwolves were in the opposite division of the Bulls.

When I would go outside to shoot hoops (by myself) I didn't once imagine that I was Michael Jordan. Instead, I pretended that I was playing against him in the NBA championship (not really understanding anything about that format either). It was always me against him with me attempting the winning shot at the buzzer.

I didn’t realize it at that age, but I was already resisting the indoctrination that you pieces of shit were forcing on me. A scrawny, little widwest white boy imagining that he's going up against (who many consider) the "greatest" basketball player of all time.

And for the record, no, I did not imagine that I was Larry Bird. I always thought he looked weird. I imagined that I was the star player on the Timberwolves triumphing over the person who I was instructed to idolize by you reprobates.

In certain ways, it's similar to the lies that you dishonest sacks of shit have spewed about me vs "God." It just goes to show that I've always been an independent thinker & my own person. Even when y'all tried your hardest to beat that out of me.

Long story short. I'm the one that you pieces of shit (especially men) wish that you could emulate & falsely fantasize yourselves as. Not the other way around.