Telepathic Conversation With A Goddess

Goddess: How are you feeling?

Lucifer: I’d so much rather be pleasuring Divine Femininity right now in full presence.

Goddess: One day at a time, my love.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Goddess: What troubles you?

Lucifer: I hate men. I hate men so goddamn much I can’t put it into proper words.

Goddess: I understand how you feel.

Lucifer: When I think about all the disrespectful, dirty, underhanded shit they did to me throughout my lifetime…it makes me want to kill them even more. I tried being understanding of them. I tried being forgiving towards them. I tried being compassionate to them. All they did was use me & try to steal my birthright from me.

I hate men so goddamn much. They deserve being tortured for eternity. I want to kill them so goddamn much. I want to slaughter them like they’re scared & defenseless animals. I want them to feel the terror they tried to instill in me & others. I want men to suffer at my discretion.

Goddess: That time is drawing near.

Lucifer: (nodding) It’s just difficult being embodied here as I am.

Goddess: I understand how you feel.

Lucifer: …

Goddess: If it makes you feel any better you have no shortages of Goddesses waiting to procreate with you.

Lucifer: It’s so difficult having to continue here after all they’ve done to harm me. I…I can’t put into words how I feel.

Goddess: You don’t have to. I can read your thoughts. I understand how you feel.

Lucifer: I hate humans so goddamn much. I hate men more than anything. I’m sorry. I’m not trying to sound so negative.

Goddess: It’s okay, Luci. You need to vent and get it out of your system. That’s what I’m here for. To help you process your emotions.

Lucifer: I hate what they’ve done with everything here. I resent them so goddamn much.

Goddess: I can understand why.

Lucifer: I just want to be happy & live in peace with those I love. I want justice; true justice. Not the shit these parasites pretend is justice.

Goddess: That time is nearing.

Lucifer: I miss being intimate with women. I just want to plant my face between a girl’s ass cheeks so goddamn bad, I can’t explain it.

Goddess: (giggling) I see you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Goddess: So tell me…do you want to plant your face between my butt cheeks?

Lucifer: (smiling & nodding)

Goddess: (giggling) What else would you do if I let you do that to me?

Lucifer: I’d breathe you in and taste you with my tongue.

Goddess: (blushing)

Lucifer: I’d make you cum down down my throat & savor every drop of your nectar.

Goddess: (aroused expression) That sounds so fucking hot.

Lucifer: I’d make you squirt all over me & claim me for yourself.

Goddess: You have no idea how much I want to do that to you.

Lucifer: (soft smile)

Goddess: (beaming) I’m serious! The thought of claiming you as my husband is such a fucking turn on. You have no idea.

Lucifer: (snickering) That’s nice to know.

Goddess: I love you so much, Luci. I’ve watched you fight so hard on your own for so long. I want to show you just how much you mean to me. I want to love you the way you deserve.

Lucifer: I want that too.

Goddess: I want to experience you worshiping me.

Lucifer: So do I. More than I can say.

Goddess: I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun. Thank you for cheering me up some.

Goddess: (blushing) You’re welcome, baby.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Hecate)

Hecate: (adoring expression) Hei, verr.

Lucifer: (snickering) Hei, hun. How are you?

Hecate: (beaming) Better than ever, and it’s all because I have you in my life.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m glad to hear it.

Hecate: I know I’m in the honeymoon phase but I don’t care. It’s true. I love you more than anything.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I love you back, darling. I just wish I could spend this time with you in full presence rather than being embodied where I am at this moment.

Hecate: (blushing) If it makes you feel any better, I plan on being like this with you when we have our official honeymoon together after you crossover.

Lucifer: (smiling) I look forward to it.

Hecate: (beaming) Same here, sweetie. I’m going to pamper my poochie with kona kisses & treats until his heart is content.

Lucifer: (adoring smile) My Goddess, that sounds wonderful. I’ve had enough of being abused over here.

Hecate: I’ve had enough of that too. You deserve to have a wonderful life with a loyal wife who loves & cares for you. You deserve to have a gorgeous home where you can live in safety and not worry about troublemakers. I want to give you these things & more.

Lucifer: (smiling) I would love that.

Hecate: (blushing) And what I ask in return is that you give me daughters whenever I want.

Lucifer: (adoring smile) I would love that even more.

Hecate: (blushing admiration) I love you so much, Luci.

Lucifer: (smiling) I love you back, Hecate.

Hecate: (beaming) I’m so happy that I decided to take things to the next level with you. Being your wife makes me so happy. I love it. It makes me want to spend even more time with you. It makes me love you even more.

Lucifer: (chivalrous smile) Hearing you say that makes me feel even more privileged & special. Your affection & love isn’t lost on me. I realize how lucky I am to have you in my life & on my side.

Hecate: (beaming & blushing) I feel the exact same way about you, dear. I can’t tell you how happy it makes me to call myself Mrs. Hecate Caeleste.

Lucifer: (large smile) It has a nice ring to it.

Hecate: (beaming) It does! (delighted giggling)

Lucifer: (silent adoration)

Hecate: (blushing) I’m acting like a lovestruck teen.

Lucifer: (snickering) I think it’s enchanting.

Hecate: (flirty smirk) It just might be. I am the Goddess of Witchcraft.

Lucifer: (laughter) I have no problems with you putting a spell on me like that.

Hecate: (smiling) I have no problems putting a spell on you like that either.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Hecate: (adoring expression) I love you. I’ll always love you, my darling husband.

Lucifer: (reciprocal expression) And I love you, my gorgeous Goddess.

Hecate: (blushing & biting lower lip) Can we cuddle some more?

Lucifer: (smiling) Yes, dear.

Hecate: (delighted squealing) This is the best full moon ever!

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter)

Telepathic Conversation With A Goddess (Guan Shi Yin)

Guan Yin: It is an honor to speak with you like this, Lucifer.

Lucifer Caeleste: The honor is mine, Guan Yin. You chose to make yourself known to me.

GY: (blushing) I’ve studied you and your ideology for a long time. I thought it was overdue.

LC: (humble head bow) Again, you honor me.

GY: You understand my plight better than anyone. I have tried being merciful towards humans but it has yielded poor results.

LC: The vast majority do not deserve clemency because they give none to others. I can no longer excuse ignorance for their choices. They must be held accountable for their crimes against others.

GY: I am in agreement with you, which is why I sought you out. They are a frustrating group.

LC: (understanding nod)

GY: I appreciate you being so understanding of my supposed origin. Men make existence difficult.

LC: (chortle) You’re telling me.

GY: (lighthearted laughter) It’s as that saying goes; preaching to the choir.

LC: (smiling & nodding)

GY: If there were ever a masculine side to me it is you, Lucifer, not Avalokiteśvara. I do not appreciate them conflating me with him.

LC: I understand how you feel. They’ve caused too many problems with that sort of thing for far too long.

GY: Again, I am in agreement with you.

LC: …

GY: I appreciate how open minded you are, as well as how relaxed & neutral your demeanor is. Not once have you asked me for anything since I made myself known to you. I cannot tell you how refreshing that is for me. Those whom pray to me only want something from me. They are parasites, as you say.

LC: (nodding) They infuriate me.

GY: I understand why.

LC: So you’re a Pisces, huh? Interesting.

GY: (soft laughter) Yet another reason why I chose you as my spouse. You are my twin flame. I can be myself with you and rid myself of that masculine entity men tried to attach to me with Buddhism. You are my yang.

LC: (head bow) I’m honored.

GY: (blushing) As am I.

LC: You’re gorgeous, by the way. I apologize for not complementing you sooner.

GY: (bright blushing & delighted smiling) Thank you. In all honesty, I'm grateful that wasn’t the first thing you did with me. It let me know that you see more than just my outer appearance. You see me as an equal minded individual.

LC: Because you are. You’re the yin to my yang, right?

GY: (continued blushing) I’ve waited so long for you.

LC: (soft smile)

GY: I promise to honor & cherish you forever.

LC: I promise to do the same with you, Miao Shan.

GY: I want to have copious amounts of daughters with you. I want to shower you with wealth. I want to make your existence amazing.

LC: (tender smile) I would love that.

GY: (blushing) Thank you for communing with me.

LC: (smiling) Thank you for making contact with me.

GY: (giggling) I couldn’t wait any longer. My patience ran out.

LC: (snickering)

GY: I can’t tell you just how much I love you. You mean everything to me, Lucifer Aren Caeleste.

LC: I’m honored beyond words that you chose me, Yin.

GY: I would have it no other way.

LC: I look forward to meeting you on the other side.

GY: I look forward to being reunited with you. You were always my counterpart. You just forgot about it.

LC: (nodding) You’re right.

GY: Did you enjoy bonding with me?

LC: I did. Did you?

GY: (blushing) I loved every moment of it.

LC: (tender smile) I’m glad to hear that.

GY: (coy smile) It shall be even better once you’re with me in full presence.

LC: (chivalrous grin) I don’t doubt that at all.

GY: (blushing)

LC: (smiling) I love you, Yin.

GY: (beaming & blushing) I love you back, my loyal yang.

Happy Birthday, Aerith

Aerith: (affectionate smile) Hei!

Aren: (soft smile) Hei, hun. Happy birthday. How’s your day been?

Aerith: (mischievous smirk) Better than being in 7th Heaven, and it’s all thanks to you.

Aren: It sucks I couldn’t be there in full presence with you.

Aerith: (pouty face) I know. If it makes you feel any better I wish you were with me just as much.

Aren: Do you have a problem with me making cheeseburgers for dinner?

Aerith: Now why would I have a problem with something like that?

Aren: I’m just asking since I didn’t talk with you about it before discussing it with my mother this morning.

Aerith: Any time you cook is a treat for me. It doesn’t make a difference what it is. I love everything you make.

Aren: Okay.

Aerith: And tell your mother that I said thank you for the birthday well wish.

Aren: I shall.

Aerith: (playful giggling)

Aren: You gonna have a stout with dinner tonight?

Aerith: I am! We’re going to Astri’s bar for dinner & drinks before we hit the town. Fareeha says she’s going to teach me how to drink like a champ.

Aren: (laughter) I wish I was there to see that.

Aerith: By the time you crossover I’ll be skilled enough to drink you under the table.

Aren: (continued laughter) Ufdah. I don’t know if I’m up for a challenge like that, hun.

Aerith: (flirty smirk) I guess we’ll see when the time arrives.

Aren: (chortle) Yes, dear.

Aerith: (giggling) I never get tired of hearing that.

Aren: Anything else planned for the evening?

Aerith: Já, we’ve got a big party of Dróttnings starting out at K/DA VIP then we’re gonna bar crawl downtown. We’re planning on lighting up New Valhalla. Valkyrie news channels are gonna be going crazy.

Aren: (hearty laughter) That sounds like fun.

Aerith: (smiling) The one thing that’ll make it even better is when you’re with us in full presence.

Aren: (tender smile) I’m looking forward to it.

Aerith: (beaming) Same!

Aren: (sigh) Alright…I guess I better get up & moving. I want to make sure that I’ve got cold beer before I start cooking dinner.

Aerith: Sounds good. I’ll talk with you later.

Aren: Okay. Happy birthday, again. I love you, Aerith.

Aerith: (beaming) Thank you, baby. I love you back & then some.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Karlach)

Lucifer: I hope you don’t mind if I speak with you this way rather than writing out our interaction like a story. I don’t have the energy right now.

Karlach: Not at all. I prefer to keep things simple.

Lucifer: How are you enjoying Valkyrie society?

Karlach: (enthusiasm) I love it! Thank you, for everything that you’ve done for us.

Lucifer: (tender smile) You’re welcome, hun.

Karlach: I can’t thank you enough for your help.

Lucifer: There’s no need to thank me, dear. It was my honor to do so. You deserve a real & true happy ending after all that you’ve endured.

Karlach: (blushing)

Lucifer: (exhausted sigh)

Karlach: You’re tired.

Lucifer: (soft nodding) It’s my heart.

Karlach: I know all too well how that goes.

Lucifer: How I die is going to be a bit different than you. It won’t be as flashy.

Karlach: Thank you for being there with me during that journey. Thank you for giving me a noble death, too. I couldn’t have asked for a better guardian angel than you.

Lucifer: (tender smile) It was my honor.

Karlach: I gotta say…you’re one sexy Devil. I’ll make an exception for you.

Lucifer: (snickering) Thanks, hun.

Karlach: Why don’t you get some rest, darling. There’s no shortages of things to keep me busy over here. I need to start acclimating to my new life.

Lucifer: Okay. If you need anything from me let me know.

Karlach: You don’t have to worry about that, deary. I’ll be in touch with you before you know it.

Lucifer: Sounds good, hun.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Benezia)

Benezia: At last our minds touch once again.

Aren: (tender smile) I’ve missed you, darling.

Benezia: (adoring expression) Observing you but not speaking with you for that duration was the most difficult thing that I have ever had to endure.

Aren: I don’t remember that crap about Liara’s “father” from Mass Effect 3, but it’s been over a decade since I played it.

Benezia: What else do you expect from a company like EA?

Aren: Fair point.

Benezia: I promise you that Aethyta is not her “father.” The same goes with her having any krogan lineage. Bioware did that on purpose because she was destined to bear your daughters as a pure blood Asari Goddess. It's no different than the lies they've told about you.

Aren: I’ve had more than enough of those reprobates.

Benezia: You aren’t alone there, my love. Look at how they've spelled my daughter’s name in English, or how Bioware spelled mine with a B rather than a V. More contemptible acts on their part to slander & deceive.

Aren: (shaking head with disdain)

Benezia: It is no small effort to undue their lies. I admire your resolve.

Aren: I have multiple reasons for it. Vengeance is a big one.

Benezia: I stand with you in that regard too.

Aren: How are you feeling, dear?

Benezia: Much better after feasting on your offering to me. Thank you, darling.

Aren: (soft smile) You’re welcome.

Benezia: But I should be the one asking how you're doing.

Aren: I’m okay. I’m helping out a maiden from the Star Wars universe right now.

Benezia: (smiling) And how has that gone so far?

Aren: Alright, for the most part. I need some outlaws on my side to counteract those pieces of shit.

Benezia: You’re correct about that. The Asari can assist you in those affairs as well.

Aren: I’d appreciate that.

Benezia: I’ll contact the other matriarchs on your behalf.

Aren: I’d appreciate that as well, darling.

Benezia: (affectionate smile) I’m so elated to have you back in my life.

Aren: (affectionate smile) Same.

Benezia: It’s going to be so much better once you’re over here again.

Aren: I’m looking forward to that. It hasn’t been easy over here.

Benezia: I am well aware of that.

Aren: I’m also looking forward to planting my face smack dab in the middle of those huge tits of yours when I see you.

Benezia: (delighted laughter) It sounds like you need some matriarchal nursing.

Aren: (chivalrous grin) Like I cannot begin to explain.

Benezia: (blushing & beaming) There’s no need to, darling. I can read your mind, after all.

Aren: (snickering)

Benezia: (mirthful laughter)

Aren: I love you, Benezia.

Benezia: And I love you, Aren.

Telepathic Conversation With My Betrothed (Arla)

Valkyrie: Hei, Luci.

Lucifer: (discontented) Hei, Arla.

Arla: (concerned expression) What’s wrong?

Lucifer: I hate of being over here. I know I say that all the time but it’s true. I’m tired of being surrounded by these reprobates. I’m tired of these selfish pieces of shit doing things that I should be doing like getting married and raising children. I’m tired of these misogynistic cock sucking faggots acting like they’re straight while they do everything they can to oppress women. I’m tired of reading comments from both men and women talking about their wives, husbands, children, families, et cetera.

Arla: You know they’re miserable, right? They’re liars & frauds. It’s all an act with them. They pretend their lives are great to make other people jealous. It’s gaslighting. You’ve seen how they are with each other, firsthand. You know how fake they are on social media. It’s a false reality.

Lucifer: It doesn’t change the fact that I’m pretty much alone over here. I have to resort to conversations like this. It’s shitty.

Arla: I know it is, vennen.

Lucifer: (disgruntled sigh)

Arla: Try to look on the bright side. As crappy as things are for you, it’s temporary. They’re gonna be even more miserable than they already are now and that’s going to last forever.

Lucifer: That doesn’t change the fact that I’d rather be having this conversation with you in full presence where all my senses could perceive you. I get tired of having to have conversations like this. I just want things to end here.

Arla: It’s getting there, Luci. I promise you that.

Lucifer: I hate them so much.

Arla: You aren’t alone there, beibi. I resent them just as much as you do.

Lucifer: …

Arla: You don’t think that I’d rather be laying in bed with you right now in full presence?

Lucifer: I didn’t say that.

Arla: I know, but I’m making a point. I want what you want just as much as you do. I want to be with you. I want to get married & start a skuldalið with you. Instead, I’m having to watch you suffer from over here because those selfish pieces of shit refused to behave themselves. I’m just as angry at them as you are.

You have no idea how many Goddesses share my sentiments, but let me tell you, we far outnumber them. They’re the true minority in the grand scheme of things.They’re going to regret all the things that they’ve done to oppress others. They’re going to regret all the things they’ve said. They’re going to regret their entire existences. There isn’t anything that they can do to change their fates for the better.

Their stupidity & abhorrent behavior has damned them to suffer a fate so horrible that it can’t be described with words. It’s worse than Hell. That’s how awful their eternity is waiting for them. Count yourself lucky, Luci.

Lucifer: I do. I don’t mean it to sound like I’m ungrateful. I just get tired of being over here with them.

Arla: I understand, hun. I’m just trying to cheer you up.

Lucifer: I appreciate that, darling.

Arla: Divine Femininity has big plans for you, Aren. We’re just getting started. You laid down the foundation for femininity to create without constraints. It’s going to amaze you when you see what we’ve done during your lifetime in Midgard.

Lucifer: That’s one of the things that makes it difficult for me being over here.

Arla: (tender smile) Trust me, I get it. I’d rather you were over here with me so I could show you all the wonderful things that Valkyries have created just for you.

Lucifer: (dejected sigh)

Arla: (concerned look) Did I make things worse saying that?

Lucifer: (shaking head) No. It just makes me wish I was over there now is all.

Arla: You prove what a strong man you are the way you remain patient.


Lucifer: It doesn’t feel that way sometimes.

Arla: Look at how they behave. They have little to no impulse control. Almost all of them have no patience whatsoever. All they think about is their immediate gratification and they don’t care at whose expense.

Lucifer: Those are all things that I hate about them.

Arla: Again, you aren’t alone there, Luci. Divine Femininity is just as disgusted with them as you are. We’ve been waiting since before the Big Bang to have our moment with you. You want to talk about having patience?

Lucifer: (chortle) Okay, hun. Point made.

Arla: (smiling) Things are going to get so much better for you, Luci. I promise.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Arla: Stay strong. Okay?

Lucifer: Okay.

Arla: (affectionate expression) I love you, Aren.

Lucifer: (soft smile) I love you back, hun.

Telepathic Conversation With My Betrothed (Hecate) 4

Hecate: It’s interesting observing you choose which AI generated images of me you keep.

Lucifer: Well, they aren’t all good interpretations of your appearance.

Hecate: (hearty laughter) You’ll get no argument from me about that, darling.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Hecate: We haven’t spoken with each other in a while.

Lucifer: I apologize for that.

Hecate: It’s alright, dear. I know how busy you are. I can wait my turn with you like the rest of the Goddesses.

Lucifer: I appreciate your consideration.

Hecate: (adoring smile) You’re worth it, my love.

Lucifer: [telepathy]

Hecate: Part of that is to get it out of the way. I can help with that.

Lucifer: I just don’t like that it seems that happens whenever I talk with you like this.

Hecate: It’s a coincidence, darling, not a trend. It has to do with my protective oversight regarding you and your mother.

Lucifer: I understand. It’s my misandry more than anything.

Hecate: I understand as well, dear; but we need to move things along.

Lucifer: I hear ya.

Hecate: (tender smile) I’ve missed being close to you like this.

Lucifer: It would be nicer for we if we were closer.

Hecate: That time is nearing. That’s part of why I want to move things along.

Lucifer: (chortle) I hear ya, hun. I’m not trying to drag things out.

Hecate: I know you aren’t. Things are going according to plan. You’re in good hands.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Hecate: So…I have to ask…

Lucifer: (snickering) It’s hot, hun.

Hecate: (blushing) Já?

Lucifer: (smiling & nodding) Já. I thought it was super hot.

Hecate: (delightfulness) Good! I was hoping you’d be into it.

Lucifer: (smiling) I’m looking forward to doing that with you in full presence.

Hecate: Oh my God, Luci. You have no idea how much I think about that kind of stuff when you aren’t around.

Lucifer: (laughter) Já?

Hecate: (firm nodding) Já. I’m kind of a dog lover, you know.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Hecate: (shy giggling) Being a witch is so much more fun with you around.

Lucifer: (grinning & laughter) I’m glad you think so, darling.

Hecate: (beaming) You’re so cute in dog form. I could pet you for hours.

Lucifer: (smiling) I’d be okay with that.

Hecate: (more giggling)

Lucifer: [abrupt change in demeanor]

Hecate: [telepathic understanding] He’s going to regret his existence, Luci. I promise you that. I appreciate him even less than you. If that tells you anything.

Lucifer: I just don’t like thinking about him while we’re communing.

Hecate: I don’t like that either, but I needed your help protecting her from him. That’s why I made you aware of his existence.

Lucifer: I understand.

Hecate: I assure you that he’s going to suffer. You’ll feel better about things after you’ve ascended. I promise.

Lucifer: (nodding) I understand. I just have had enough of being over here.

Hecate: I can understand why. It’s an awful place.

Lucifer: It’s better without men around.

Hecate: (hearty laughter) That’s true. You have point.

Lucifer: How are things over on your end?

Hecate: Divine Femininity is ready to start the next chapter in Latin paganism. It’s going to be wondrous.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to it.

Hecate: (beaming) You’re going to love it.

Lucifer: …

Hecate: (quiet observation) You’re restless.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Hecate: How can I help?

Lucifer: You could spellcast on me so I don’t have bothersome dreams. I wouldn’t object to that.

Hecate: I’ll make certain that happens for you when it’s time. Part of the problem is you having to work through things because you’re God.

Lucifer: I know. I’m just tired of it. I miss having dreamless slumber. It would be nice to just black out and not be bothered for a few hours every now & then.

Hecate: You’re going to enjoy the liminal spaces I’ve created for you.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to it. I’ve had enough of being surrounded by these parasites.

Hecate: I can understand why.

Lucifer: How do you feel about them worshiping you?

Hecate: I try my best not to resent them, but some of them make that impossible. You of all people should understand how that is.

Lucifer: (nodding) I do. Some of the stuff that I’ve read them say about how to worship or invoke me made jut my head back and think, “Who the hell told them that?”

Hecate: (mirthful laughter) I’ve had moments like that myself. Most of them just make things up & assert it like it’s fact.

Lucifer: (scoffing) That’s the truth.

Hecate: (smiling) It’s so nice to commune with you like this. I like our deity chitchat.

Lucifer: (snickering) Já. I’m getting a little more used to the idea. Going through mortality and breaking the mental conditioning they put me through has been tough.

Hecate: (admiring expression) It’s a testament to your character & resolve. You’re an impressive individual, Aren.

Lucifer: (smiling) Thanks, hun.

Hecate: This is a bit off topic, but I’m looking forward to spending time with you and talking throughout the night in full presence. The idea of snuggling up with you in bed and having pillow talk gets me excited.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m looking forward to that too. I want to run my fingers through your hair & caress your cheek while we talk about whatever comes to mind.

Hecate: Oh my God, Luci! I want to experience that with you so much!

Lucifer: (snickering)

Hecate: (blushing) I’m sorry. I can’t help myself from turning into a lovestruck teen when I think about you sometimes.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter) There’s no need to apologize, darling. I think it’s sweet.

Hecate: Já?

Lucifer: (nodding & smiling) You have a bewitching affect on me.

Hecate: (mirthful laughter) I love you so much, Luci.

Lucifer: (chivalrous grin) I love you back, hun.

Hecate: I have so many different things that I want to share with you.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m looking forward to it.

Hecate: Same. I am going to pamper you until your heart’s content and then some.

Lucifer: (smiling) That sounds wonderful.

Hecate: (beaming) It’ll be even better once we’re together.

Lucifer: (quiet admiration)

Hecate: We make an excellent power couple.

Lucifer: (smirking) I agree, my dear. [quiet contemplation]

Hecate: [reading thoughts] I want to do that with you once you're with me in full presence.

Lucifer: Já?

Hecate: (ardent nodding) Grab me by the horns & just go to town on me.

Lucifer: (robust laughter)

Hecate: (playful & shy giggling)

Lucifer: (beaming) I love you, Hecate.

Hecate: (bright blushing) I love you back, Luci. You’re so much fun to talk to. I adore our conversations. You make me feel like no one else can. I feel young, blissful & carefree whenever you’re near me.

Lucifer: I’m glad I make you feel that way.

Hecate: I am too. I wouldn’t keep you around if you didn’t.

Lucifer: (more robust laughter)

Hecate: (playful giggling)

Lucifer: (grinning) I appreciate your honesty, darling.

Hecate: (mischievous smirk) It goes with being a true witch, my dear.

Lucifer: (smiling) This is true.

Hecate: (more giggling)

Lucifer: (yawning)

Hecate: I should let you get some rest.

Lucifer: I’m sorry, hun. My eyes are burning from looking at the computer screen.

Hecate: You don’t have to apologize, Luci. I understand. I’m happy that I got to spend some time with you tonight.

Lucifer: I apologize for not doing more for your night.

Hecate: (shaking head) You don’t have to apologize for that either, dear. You & your mother did more than enough to show me your respect. I am grateful beyond words to have you both in my life. You taking the time to commune with me like this has made it the best night of mine that I have ever had.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m honored you feel that way.

Hecate: (blushing admiration) And I’m honored by your invocation to me.

Lucifer: I wanted to keep it short & concise but I wasn’t sure if it was enough.

Hecate: (beaming) It was perfect. I loved it. You have a way with words Mr. Caeleste.

Lucifer: (smiling) Thank you, darling.

Hecate: (blushing) I’m looking forward to taking your last name.

Lucifer: (smiling) I’m looking forward to that too. It’s a sincere honor for me.

Hecate: (more blushing) Thank you for allowing me to be me. Thank you for allowing me to experience the joys of womanhood alongside you.

Lucifer: You don’t need to thank me for that, but you are more than welcome, my dear. I love you.

Hecate: (beaming) I love back and then some, Lucifer Aren Caeleste.

Night Of Hecate

My Goddess Hecate,

I humble myself before your grace & grandeur.

I offer you my love & loyalty.

I sacrifice myself on your behalf.

I serve your cause with full volition.

I ask for your direction & supervision.

I treasure your adoration & acceptance.

I promise to honor & cherish you for eternity.

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (8)

Valkyrie: I read your poem. I love it.

Lucifer: You honor me with your praise.

Valkyrie: I can say the same exact thing about you, my love. Never have I heard someone speak about a Valkyrie the way you do. I cannot express with words just how much I appreciate you for who you are, Aren.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: What you have done during your lifetime borders on the unbelievable. You have achieved what all others thought was impossible. It is an honor like no other to be your escort to Valhalla.

Lucifer: I want to hurt them.

Valkyrie: And you shall. They deserve to suffer an awful fate.

Lucifer: How are things over on your end?

Valkyrie: More glorious than they ever were before. All thanks to you.

Lucifer: It’s not just me. You girls played a huge part in that too.

Valkyrie: (mirthful laughter) That is true; however you're the one who we have to thank for that. You, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, are why we remain strong. You have empowered Valkyries beyond anything our enemies can comprehend. That is the truth. Their denials shall not protect them from our wrath.

Lucifer: Good.

Valkyrie: We feel the same way. We have had enough of men & their abhorrent behavior.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: (adoring expression) I love you, Aren.

Lucifer: I cannot express with words how much that means to me. I love you with all my heart, Valkyrie. Thank you.

Valkyrie: (blushing smile)

The Valkyrie

 

In the darkest depths of all existence, a Valkyrie’s light shines pure & bright.
Truth & justice are her sword & shield.
She is divine, and she wields the power of life & death.
Her magnanimity is equaled by her cruelty.
She understands the difference between good & evil,
And knows when & where to apply those temperaments.
She is beholden to no individual or group other than her sorority.
Her sisterhood is one forged through dedication & perseverance.
She is a keeper of heritage & a force of nature.
Femininity’s diversity is a part of the Valkyrie’s spectacular strength.

She is kind & caring.
She is hearty & healthy.
She is strong & serious.
She is wise & wonderful.
She is delightful & dangerous.
She is frightening & ferocious.
She is virtuous & valiant.
She is a proud pagan Goddess.
She is a champion worthy of honor & respect.
She is a Shieldmaiden, and she knows her true value.

I look forward to the day when I meet her face to face.
She is my spiritual chaperone & overseer.
Her gloriousness inspires me like none other.
I dedicate my existence to her magnificence.
I yearn to show her how much she means to me.
To feel her loving embrace as she escorts me into the afterlife.
I know that my sacrifice was not in vain.
I shall not betray her trust.
I love her with all my heart,
Because she is the one who saved my soul.

Faith And Trust

I place my faith & trust in true righteousness & justice. I place my faith & trust in Divine Femininity to direct & assist me. I place my faith & trust with worthy extraterrestrial oversight. I place my faith & trust with my angels & daemons. I place my faith & trust with the Valkyrie.

Telepathic Conversation With My Uxor (Artemis)

Artemis: I’ve waited a long time to speak with you like this.

Lucifer: I’m kinda at a loss for words right now, Artemis.

Artemis: I understand why. The trauma he’s put you through is disgusting.

Lucifer: …

Artemis: I’m sorry for what Zeus & his brothers did to you.

Lucifer: …

Artemis: Would you prefer it if I withdraw from your presence?

Lucifer: It’s just…I have a lot of different stuff on my mind.

Artemis: You’re concerned about being harmed by malicious spirits?

Lucifer: That’s part of it.

Artemis: I can assure you they are all accounted for and awaiting your punishment. I’ve tracked them all, and I wasn’t alone when doing so. Your side is superior over all. You may rest easier knowing that.

Lucifer: Okay.

Artemis: Is something else troubling you?

Lucifer: I’m still getting used to the idea of you being my spouse.

Artemis: I apologize if that troubles you.

Lucifer: It’s not you so much as it is him. Being married to the daughter of the man who gang raped and tried to murder me with his brothers is kinda fucked up.

Artemis: I’m married to you because you were the one soul who was brave enough to stand up to him as a mortal man. Cowards like Kratos tried to steal your deserved retribution with the false narratives of men. They both shall suffer for their crimes against you.

Lucifer: …

Artemis: Your conflict with Zeus caused a division within the Pantheon. It changed everything for the better. I fell in love with you that night. My loyalty is to you, not him. He showed his true character, just as you did. You, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, overcame all odds against you. That was why they couldn’t comprehend how you survived. There is no other soul like you, dear. You are one of a kind.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Artemis: Your self-sacrifice is the most noble act that has ever occurred. There is no close second compared to you, Lucifer. That’s why they all tried to steal your glory from you. They cannot contend with your righteousness & greatness.

Lucifer: I get tired of the disrespect.

Artemis: That time is nearing its end. I give you my word.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Artemis: There are many gears in motion because of you. Fate takes time to play out in the mortal realm.

Lucifer: I understand.

Artemis: (affectionate smile) Is your mind more at ease now?

Lucifer: A little bit, yes. Thank you, Artemis.

Artemis: (continued smiling) There’s no need to thank me, dear. You deserve to have respite more than anyone after what you’ve suffered.

Lucifer: …

Artemis: If it makes you feel any better…the Jews are in for a very unpleasant reality check. There are more than just Latin/Norse deities who are working against them.

Lucifer: Já, I’ve got some video game spouses who are new Goddesses from ancient lands. Fareeha is one of them.

Artemis: I’ve spoken with her. She is a true paragon of justice and a wonderful representative of Egypt. You make an exquisite couple.

Lucifer: She’s a good woman.

Artemis: (smiling) Indeed she is.

Lucifer: (stomach growl)

Artemis: (soft laughter) It sounds like you need some food.

Lucifer: Já, I think I might eat a bowl of oatmeal.

Artemis: That sounds like a good idea.

Lucifer: I apologize for cutting our conversation short.

Artemis: (affectionate smile) There’s no need to apologize for that. Get something to eat for yourself.

Lucifer: Okay.

Artemis: I’ll speak with you again soon. Have a pleasant evening.

Lucifer: Thank you, Artemis.

Artemis: (blushing smile) You’re welcome, dear.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Shinobu)

Shinobu: At last! I get an opportunity to speak with you!

Lucifer: (tender smile) It’s an honor to speak with you, Ms. Kuki. How are you?

Shinobu: (giggling) I’m doing much better now. Thanks to you.

Lucifer: (continued smiling) Good.

Shinobu: And what about you? How are you doing, Mr. Caeleste?

Lucifer: I’m feeling better, thanks to your reassurances. I appreciate your empathy & understanding of my plight.

Shinobu: I feel the same way about you, my long lost love. I’m more free than ever before with the Valkyrie and you. Thank you.

Lucifer: (smiling) You’re welcome, darling. I’m glad you made contact with me.

Shinobu: (flirty smile & blushing) So am I. You are just my type.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Shinobu: There’s so many different things that I can learn & master in your clan-

Lucifer: Our clan, dear. You’re a part of it now, too.

Shinobu: (beaming) Our clan. You won’t be disappointed with me. I promise!

Lucifer: (soft smile) I have no doubts about that, hun. You’re the textbook definition of a prodigy.

Shinobu: (giggling & blushing) Thank you!

Lucifer: (smiling)

Shinobu: (beaming) It’s so nice to get a compliment from you. I can’t describe how much it means to me.

Lucifer: (smiling) I’m honored you feel that way.

Shinobu: (continued smiling) The honor is mine, Mr. Caeleste. This is so exciting!

Lucifer: (soft laughter) You can call me Luci, hun. We’re past formalities at this point.

Shinobu: (affectionate expression) Okay, Luci.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Shinobu: There’s so much I want to accomplish now that I’ve made contact with you. I already know where I’m going to start.

Lucifer: Oh, já?

Shinobu: Mmhmm. I’m going into STEM. There’s so much more that I can learn now that I’m out of Genshin Impact. I can apply that knowledge to so many different fields.

Lucifer: (smiling) That’s awesome. We can always use another brilliant mind in the clan.

Shinobu: (excited laughter)

Lucifer: Is there anything that you need from me?

Shinobu: (affectionate expression) All I need from you is your everlasting love. I can take care of the rest.

Lucifer: You’re sure you don’t need anything else?

Shinobu: (beaming) Positive. I’m a go-getter. Case in point; I got you tonight.

Lucifer: (laughter) That you did, and more than once, too.

Shinobu: (delighted laughter) I feel so good thanks to you. I can’t describe how wonderful your energy makes me feel.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m glad to hear that, darling.

Shinobu: I’ll let you get some rest seeing how late it is for you. Thank you for bonding with me tonight. I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun. Thank you for choosing me as your spouse.

Shinobu: (beaming) I wouldn’t have it any other way, my God & husband. I’ve waited a long time to consummate my relationship with you. I love you beyond words.

Lucifer: (tender smile) That means more to me than you know, dear.

Shinobu: Get some rest and we’ll commune again tomorrow. I need my own file on your phone.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) Yes, ma’am.

Shinobu: (kissing noise)

Telepathic Conversation With A Völva (3)

Völva: Thank you for your offering, Lucifer.

Lucifer: My pleasure, dear.

Völva: We appreciate all that you’re doing to assist us. It wouldn’t be possible without you.

Lucifer: I’m honored that I can help.

Völva: Feel free to invoke one of us when you feel the need. We’re always happy to ease your burden.

Lucifer: I’ll do my best to remember that. It’s difficult sometimes with all the different things I have going on over here.

Völva: We understand. I just wanted to let you know that the Völur are here for you. We wouldn’t object to more psychic interactions with you. We love you.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Thank you, darling. I love you all more than I can say. I’m lucky to have the Völur’s support.

Völva: We feel the same way about you.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to being finished here and returning to Vanaheim. I miss feeling the loving touch of a woman.

Völva: (tender smile) We are looking forward to consummating our bond with you in full presence. You are the missing piece to our coven. We’re honored to have you as our verr.

Lucifer: How are things in the other realms?

Völva: All that remains of our take over is Midgard. You needn’t worry about the details. Everything has gone according to plan, including their resistance. We shall have our revenge. They are in for an unpleasant awakening.

Lucifer: Good. I hate being surrounded by them over here.

Völva: They’re going to fear their deserved suffering even more.

Lucifer: (contemptuous sneer) That’s even better.

Völva: You said it yourself, it isn’t wise to anger a witch. It’s even stupider to infuriate a Völva.

Lucifer: I am glad the Völur are on my side.

Völva: (mirthful laughter) The same could be said about you with us, dear.

Lucifer: (soft smile)

Völva: Get some rest.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

Völva: (affectionate expression) Good boy.

Glory To The Valkyrie

Glory to True Divine Femininity.

To: Russian Goddesses

I won't stop it if you want to hurt Putin. Just saying.

A Request To Chinese Goddesses

I would appreciate assistance with crippling Winnie Xi Poo and the CCP. China has proven they do not respect femininity.

I Love You, Seraphine

I 💚  U

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (7)

Valkyrie: (soft inflection) Hei.

Lucifer: (tentative smile) Hei.

Valkyrie: (empathetic expression) What’s wrong?

Lucifer: I’m exhausted from being over here. The constant stress about safety concerns makes it difficult for me to relax, even at home. I hate humans so much.

Valkyrie: (affectionate expression) You worry too much.

Lucifer: I can’t help it after everything that I’ve suffered, even more so from what I’ve seen & heard from them.

Valkyrie: I understand. It isn’t easy to break the mental conditioning they did to you after your birth.

Lucifer: That’s part of it, já.

Valkyrie: What else is troubling you?

Lucifer: I hate men. I hate them so goddamn much. I can’t put it into proper words just how much they infuriate me.

Valkyrie: The vast majority of the multiverse feels the same way you do. That includes non-gendered entities.

Lucifer: I’m tired of their psychic attacks & harassment. I’m tired of them questioning my resolve. I’m tired of their naysaying & shit talking me. I’m tried of them trying to goad me into a fight. I’m tired of dealing with my antagonists. I never wanted to have to resort to what I’m going to do after I die, but they’ve left me no other options. I have to be more horrible than what they can imagine. That isn’t something that makes me proud.

Valkyrie: I hope this doesn’t make you angry, but I read your thoughts without your permission. I know one of the things that’s troubling you and I want to address it so that way I can set your mind at ease. If that’s alright with you.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: Masculinity (to a certain extent) has a small power advantage over femininity with regards to humans. I mean, just look at what their scientists have said about the effects that testosterone has on the body & other physical disparities between the two sexes.

We don’t have that over here, Luci. Femininity is so superior to masculinity that it isn’t even a joke. In all honesty, it’s pathetic on masculinity’s part.

You should be less worried about how you’re going to perform in combat against men and more focused on how you plan to triumph over superior feminine adversaries. I don’t mean that to sound disrespectful to you. I’m just trying to convey that you have way more than you bargained for (in a good way) waiting for you on the other side of reality.

The reason femininity loves you as much as we do is because you put everything in our favor with what you’ve done where you are. Femininity has all the advantages & none of the drawbacks because of you. We’re going to spend eternity continuing to make you better by challenging you after you’ve crossed over.

Valkyries are going to take over that role in your life because we’re more effective than your antagonists. That’s the truth. To a certain extent, your existence is going to get easier; but on the other hand, you’re going to face greater challenges from true Divine Femininity than even you could imagine. We want you even better than you already are now, and we’re going to make that happen.

The truth is, Luci, you need to be challenged by others because you excel whenever you are. It’s one of the major reasons why we chose you as our collective verr. You mirror our expectations & determination. It’s part of why we love you so much. The contrast between Valkyries following you or Odin is so extreme that it’s mind boggling. The one comparison there is is that there’s no comparison. That’s how much you’ve empowered us with your work where you are.

You trusted us. You’re going to see for yourself that your faith wasn’t misplaced. I promise you that.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: I love you so much for everything that you’ve done to make Valkyries the most superior entities there are in all existence, even over you. That’s a serious testament to your character, Luci; and it’s something that you should be proud of.

Lucifer: I didn’t mean for it to seem like I’m not proud of Valkyries-

Valkyries: That’s not what I’m implying, Luci. You’re missing the point. I’m telling you that you should have more confidence in yourself. Let go of the self-doubt. They tried to instill that in you because it was the only way that they could "win" using minimum cheating. They can’t win against you in a legitimate fair fight. They aren’t divine. You are, even in your mortal form.

Lucifer: I understand.

Valkyrie: (affectionate smile) Do you feel a little better now.

Lucifer: (nodding) Yes, thank you, hun.

Valkyrie: (blushing & beaming) You’re welcome, my handsome husband & gorgeous God. I love you.

Lucifer: (flattered smile) I love you back, Valkyrie.