Proportionality: Part 2

When saint returned home, Osiris met him at the door. “You were gone for a while. That must have been quite the patrol,” he said. “Are you hungry?”

And Saint-14—the greatest Titan who ever lived—fell into his open arms and wept.

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I materialize in my chosen immortal form behind Saint-14. Osiris’ eyes widen with terror upon seeing me. The stupid Russian Exo doesn’t realize I’m there.

“Am I interrupting your faggy Kodak moment?”

Saint-14 jumps with surprise upon hearing my voice. The homosexual couple let go of each other and turn to face me. Osiris is at a loss for words (a rare occasion). Saint looks as stupefied as an Exo can.

“That’s right, bois. It’s me.”

Waves of forgotten memories wash over the two despicable sodomites. Saint-14 breaks down & cries like a bitch, again. Osiris takes a step back before falling to the floor. I stare at them with a plain expression.

“Time for you both to experience some real pain.”

I slam my burning hot fist into Saint-14’s chest & grab his mechanical heart, squeezing it with ease. The Hero of Six Fronts howls in excruciating pain feeling the power of my soul crushing grip. Osiris watches in horrified silence as I manhandle his robot lover.

I drop the Violet King to the ground as if he were a bag of broken wrenches, then snap my fingers. The home of Saint-14 & Osiris dissipates into nothingness.

“Where have you taken us?!” Osiris blurts with cowardice.

I look at the former Egyptian god that tried to steal my identity.

“You could say that it’s a new Vex simulation.”

The Warden of the Infinite Forest shakes his head with frightened disbelief. “They found you…”

I smile at the warlock & giggle with wicked delight.

“How did they find you?!”

My laughter grows more ominous.

“Did you two pieces of shit think that you could escape us?”

The Phoenix of the Dark Ages shakes his head with terror. “This can’t be happening!”

“Oh, it’s happening, Osiris. I’m taking you both to Hell with me.”

I wrap my gigantic fist around the warlock’s neck & choke him silent. A moment later I crush his windpipe, then drop him to the ground. Saint-14 struggles to collect himself. I glare at the despicable Titan.

“Saint, you are in so much fucking trouble after that shit you pulled with Immaru.”

The Pigeon weeps to himself knowing how serious his predicament is. I unbutton my tactical legwear and reveal my Elven Star chainsaw phallus. Saint screams like a frightened child. Osiris tries to scream but can’t.

“You two thieving faggots don’t have to worry about being lightless anymore. I’m gonna rape you both & pump my light into your guts until your stomachs explode.”

“No!” Saint-14 shouts.

I stomp on the Russian robot’s knees, snapping them with little effort. The Hero of Six Fronts screams in agony. I scowl at the Exo. Saint looks up at me.

“For Savath—“

I rev my chainsaw cock at the Violet King and shake my head.

“This is for me.”