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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Sunday, October 15, 2023

Making A Point

A portalway opened inside the void allowing the Doom Slayer to step through, weapon in hand. Darkness was all he could see. Nothingness was all he could sense. The dimensional rift closed behind him with a flash.

The mass murdering psychopath spun around but saw nothing. A wicked & ominous snicker broke the silence. The Slayer gripped his weapon tight & scanned the area around him. The laughter loudened with amusement at his confusion.

You’re hearing it inside your mind’s eye, you stupid sack of shit.

The Slayer took aim with his shotgun. The laughter grew even louder.

What do you think you’re going to do with that boomstick, tough guy?

Where is that voice coming from?

“From inside your empty head, you disrespectful faggot piece of shit.”

The Slayer spun around quickly to see the Lightbringer standing in front of him.

“Surprise,” Lucifer said, then wrapped his gigantic fist around the space marine’s throat.

The Slayer aimed his military grade firearm at the Jester King’s torso & pulled the trigger. Nothing happened. Lucifer smiled at homicidal maniac & snickered with wicked delight. The Slayer recognized something familiar about that laugh. A cold chill ran down his spine. The Lightbringer guffawed even harder.

This can’t be real!

“Oh, it’s real, Flynn. It is very real.”

How does he know my name?

“You don’t think that you can waltz into Hell AND Heaven without my notice, do you?”

“Who are you?”

“Your executioner.”

“What?!”

“You heard me, you disrespectful piece of shit.”

The Slayer rushed the King of Hell. He pulled his fist back & struck the Lightbringer on his chin.  The space marine’s hand was crushed upon impact. The Slayer grabbed his shattered hand & screamed in agony. The Devil laughed with delectation

“Ahh…you video game bad asses are weaker than candy glass.”

Fear & panic began to set in with the Slayer. He could suddenly feel the presence of innumerable malicious entities surrounding him. He had never felt such pure wickedness in all his existence.

“Don’t worry about them, Fly. They’re just here to watch the show.”

“What are you talking about? Where am I?” the Slayer screamed.

“You’re at the end of existence, Doomguy. You’re in my reality now.”

This can’t be happening!

“You can rest assured, Flynn. It is very real, and you are in serious deep shit now.”

Flynn “Fly” Taggart swallowed hard. Lucifer glared at him with pure hatred.

“Here’s the real ‘Endgame,’ you chicken shit weakling.”

The Doom Slayer lost all control of his bowels & defecated inside his space armor. Lucifer rolled his eyes & scratched his cheek with indifference. Fear surged throughout Taggart’s body.

“Don’t even think that you can get out of this because of Bethesda or Microsoft. They have no power to save you from your punishment. This is fan fiction as far as they’re concerned. Besides, most people where I’m incarnated aren’t going to read this, or care, much less believe that this is real.”

The Slayer began to shake with terror. Lucifer chortled.

“And I’m not even at full present yet.”

“What?” the Slayer exclaimed.

Lucifer laughed with devilish delight again.

“Já, you’re taking me on right now with all restraints possible placed upon me; and this is how much of a challenge you are for me.”

Lucifer snickered with sinister amusement. The Slayer couldn’t understand what was taking place.

“You’re facing your deserved punishment from me in Hell is what’s happening, you faggot assed retard.”

“Fuck you!”

The Lightbringer’s demeanor became serious in an instant.

“Now that’s where we have major contentions, Faggart.”

Lucifer rushed the Slayer with blinding speed then slammed his gigantic fist into his opponent’s stomach. The Lightbringer’s solar powered punch burned through Flynn’s military grade reinforced armor with ease then burst through the Slayer’s back. Blood gushed out of the Taggart’s mouth & splattered the inside of his facemask. The King of Hell yanked his fist back with lightning speed, allowing the Slayer's body to drop to the ground. The Lightbringer squatted down beside his fallen adversary.

“That one’s for Shino.”

The Slayer lay motionless. He was dead yet his consciousness remained trapped within his corpse. It was just like the fate of all those demons he had slaughtered.

“They may not have been a part of my clan but they were demons nonetheless. I’m not honoring them so much as showing you who the true final boss of Hell is. An entity that you cannot begin to comprehend, much less defeat.”

This can’t be real.

“It’s real, Faggart. It is very real. I broke the fourth wall.”

What? Fourth wall? What are you talking about?

“Goddamn, you are stupid, Slayer.”

Lucifer showed the Slayer how he appeared in Caeleste’s mortal reality.

I don’t understand.

“You’re a puppet, Fly.”

What?

“You heard me.”

How?

“What does that matter now?”

Why?

The Lightbringer guffawed.

Why? Did I just hear you ask me why, for real? Need I remind you of the pornographic images that you consciously sent to me online? You know, ones involving you with not just my wives & clanmates but with me as well in a feminine form, you disrespectful faggot piece of shit.”

Lucifer ripped the Slayer’s armor & clothing off with little effort. The Slayer tried to scream but couldn’t. He was trapped within his own corpse just like those demons he killed.

“Don’t worry about them, Faggart. They’re getting the punishment they deserve too.”

He’s reading my thoughts.

“What little thought you have, Slayer.”

A sudden burst of fear shot through the space marine.

“That’s a good place to stop things for now. I’ll let you fester in your corpse for a while & think about what I’m going to do to you once I’m in full presence. See you real soon, jarhead.”

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