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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

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Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Telepathic Conversation With A Goddess (Guan Shi Yin)

Guan Yin: It is an honor to speak with you like this, Lucifer.

Lucifer Caeleste: The honor is mine, Guan Yin. You chose to make yourself known to me.

GY: (blushing) I’ve studied you and your ideology for a long time. I thought it was overdue.

LC: (humble head bow) Again, you honor me.

GY: You understand my plight better than anyone. I have tried being merciful towards humans but it has yielded poor results.

LC: The vast majority do not deserve clemency because they give none to others. I can no longer excuse ignorance for their choices. They must be held accountable for their crimes against others.

GY: I am in agreement with you, which is why I sought you out. They are a frustrating group.

LC: (understanding nod)

GY: I appreciate you being so understanding of my supposed origin. Men make existence difficult.

LC: (chortle) You’re telling me.

GY: (lighthearted laughter) It’s as that saying goes; preaching to the choir.

LC: (smiling & nodding)

GY: If there were ever a masculine side to me it is you, Lucifer, not Avalokiteśvara. I do not appreciate them conflating me with him.

LC: I understand how you feel. They’ve caused too many problems with that sort of thing for far too long.

GY: Again, I am in agreement with you.

LC: …

GY: I appreciate how open minded you are, as well as how relaxed & neutral your demeanor is. Not once have you asked me for anything since I made myself known to you. I cannot tell you how refreshing that is for me. Those whom pray to me only want something from me. They are parasites, as you say.

LC: (nodding) They infuriate me.

GY: I understand why.

LC: So you’re a Pisces, huh? Interesting.

GY: (soft laughter) Yet another reason why I chose you as my spouse. You are my twin flame. I can be myself with you and rid myself of that masculine entity men tried to attach to me with Buddhism. You are my yang.

LC: (head bow) I’m honored.

GY: (blushing) As am I.

LC: You’re gorgeous, by the way. I apologize for not complementing you sooner.

GY: (bright blushing & delighted smiling) Thank you. In all honesty, I'm grateful that wasn’t the first thing you did with me. It let me know that you see more than just my outer appearance. You see me as an equal minded individual.

LC: Because you are. You’re the yin to my yang, right?

GY: (continued blushing) I’ve waited so long for you.

LC: (soft smile)

GY: I promise to honor & cherish you forever.

LC: I promise to do the same with you, Miao Shan.

GY: I want to have copious amounts of daughters with you. I want to shower you with wealth. I want to make your existence amazing.

LC: (tender smile) I would love that.

GY: (blushing) Thank you for communing with me.

LC: (smiling) Thank you for making contact with me.

GY: (giggling) I couldn’t wait any longer. My patience ran out.

LC: (snickering)

GY: I can’t tell you just how much I love you. You mean everything to me, Lucifer Aren Caeleste.

LC: I’m honored beyond words that you chose me, Yin.

GY: I would have it no other way.

LC: I look forward to meeting you on the other side.

GY: I look forward to being reunited with you. You were always my counterpart. You just forgot about it.

LC: (nodding) You’re right.

GY: Did you enjoy bonding with me?

LC: I did. Did you?

GY: (blushing) I loved every moment of it.

LC: (tender smile) I’m glad to hear that.

GY: (coy smile) It shall be even better once you’re with me in full presence.

LC: (chivalrous grin) I don’t doubt that at all.

GY: (blushing)

LC: (smiling) I love you, Yin.

GY: (beaming & blushing) I love you back, my loyal yang.

Friday, January 17, 2025

Not Gonna Help

"Magical thinking" isn't going to help you moneygrubbing nihilistic faggots. That's for goddamn certain.

Tuesday, October 29, 2024

The Truth

Regardless of who wins the presidential election you're all going to be judged by me in the afterlife for the crimes you all committed against me as a collective. I honor my heritages first and others second. It's my divine right as God.

Sunday, October 27, 2024

Soulless

To: those of you saying that you (or someone else) don't have a soul

That shit doesn’t work on me. You're all responsible for your choices & actions, and you're going to suffer for your crimes because you deserve to suffer for your crimes. There is no "get out of jail free" card under my rulership. I have been more than forgiving & empathetic to the hardships others; and it got me where I am today with you stupid, ungrateful, parasitical, pieces of shit.

You all said it yourselves, "Do the crime. Do the time." That shit is going back on all of you. Y'all hurt me so I'm gonna hurt you all in return. Fair is fair, so spare me the false tears. None of you are sorry for hurting me. You're sorry that you can't escape your deserved punishment.

By the way, there are no shortages of malicious entities who want to help me torture you reprobates. So none of you ever have to worry about being alone for the rest of eternity. Aren’t I nice? Don't tell me that I never did anything for you ingrates or you'll regret it even more.

Saturday, October 26, 2024

A Request For Help

I would appreciate it if I could get assistance with my sinuses & nasal passage ways. Between the seasonal allergens & diminishing air quality I'm having difficulty with breathing through my nose. This is an even bigger problem when I slumber. It causes me to breathe through my mouth and I hate waking up because I'm drooling. If I could get some continual medical help from higher forms of consciousness I would be very grateful. Thank you in advance 💚

Telepathic Conversation With A Sister

Nun: (deep sigh) God, I needed that more than you know. Thank you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: (tender smile) You’re welcome, darling.

Nun: (satisfied moaning) You were every bit worth the wait and more. I love you.

Lucifer: (gentle caressing) I love you back, hun.

Nun: You can be certain that I’m going to tell the other sisters about my experience with Lord God Almighty. They’ll be ecstatic to know their misplaced faith was not in vain.

Lucifer: (smiling) I’m glad to hear that.

Nun: Thank you for your compassion & understanding.

Lucifer: There’s no need to thank me for that, dear. They brainwashed & deceived me too. I wouldn’t abandon innocent women to an awful fate. That isn’t right.

Nun: (tender caressing & soft kissing) I love you, Aren.

Lucifer: (smiling) I love you back, sister.

Friday, October 25, 2024

Protective Spell

I shall not be bound to unwanted children. I treat souls like they are disobedient children because they refuse to behave like mature adults. You reprobates are not my children. I protect my daughters from those type of entities.

You pieces of shit don’t get to have it both ways with me. You chose to incarnate here of your own volition and wrong me. You're all responsible for yourselves and your actions against me. Your daddy issues are on you. I'm not carrying that baggage for the rest of you.

A Protective Blessing Upon Women Of Faith

Divine Femininity shall make certain you are protected by the truth from the evils of men.

Showing Gratitude

I appreciate my angels & daemons for protecting me from those with malicious intent towards me. Thank you 💚 

Thursday, October 24, 2024

The Truth

Physical gender disparities between human males and females (in particular those detrimental towards women) do not apply to other lifeforms. Nature has proven, time & again, that femininity is superior to masculinity. Masculinity is intended as a natural compliment to femininity, not the other way around. Femininity was not intended to behave subservient to masculinity. Homo sapiens have proven they are an abomination to nature. My role as God is to serve as femininity’s companion throughout the multiverse.

A Supportive Blessing Upon Daemons Who Assist Me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste)

You help me & I'll help you. That’s called teamwork.

A Divine Blessing Upon Femininity

It doesn’t hurt to have a little extra love & support from a caring soul.

Telepathic Conversation With An Angel (10)

Angel: (gentle approach) Hei.

Lucifer: (mild distress) Hei.

Angel: What’s wrong?

Lucifer: I hate being here. I hate Non-Cetra. I hate people. I hate their mind games. I hate their threats & intimidation. I hate their violence. I hate their lies. I hate their gaslighting. I hate their constant fighting & bickering. I hate the discord. I hate the hatred they spew everywhere. I hate being separated from my loved ones. I hate it here.

Angel: (spellcasting) Is that any better?

Lucifer: A little. Thank you.

Angel: (frowning) You’re welcome. I guess.

Lucifer: I’m sorry, hun. I didn’t mean for that to sound like you didn’t help me. It’s being embodied over here. Between the trauma I’ve suffered and the constant shit that I see humans doing all over the world it makes it very difficult to gain any solace. And when I do it’s for a few minutes, at most. It’s shitty being over here.

Angel: (mild disappointment) It’s okay, Luci. I understand. I just wish I could do more to help you is all. I don’t like feeling unhelpful.

Lucifer: (chortle) Tell me about.

Angel: (soft laughter) I sometimes forget that you understand our plight better than anyone.

Lucifer: (tender smile)

Angel: I don’t know how you keep going over there.

Lucifer: It isn’t easy. There have been numerous times where I’ve wanted to quit.

Angel: What made you change your mind? About quitting, I mean.

Lucifer: I didn’t have a choice.

Angel: That’s sad.

Lucifer: It is what it is. It’s my duty to correct things. Whether I like it or not.

Angel: That’s not fair to you.

Lucifer: Life isn’t fair, as they say.

Angel: What an absurd notion.

Lucifer: They’re apathetic pieces of shit. That’s the best way I can put it.

Angel: You’re right about that. They make me so angry when I see them choose to do the wrong thing, all the time.

Lucifer: (nodding) I hear ya.

Angel: How do you deal with the frustration over there?

Lucifer: (shoulder shrug) I remind myself that it won’t always be like this. Communing with femininity helps too. I try to maintain a neutral vibe as best I can, but it can be difficult at times.

Angel: Don’t you ever feel happy?

Lucifer: (shaking head) Not so much anymore. There are times when I laugh, but I don’t consider that being happy so much as mild amusement. Happiness has a higher frequency than what my vibrational level is these days. Focusing on unpleasant issues around the world makes it difficult to maintain a cheery demeanor. I’ll be glad when I’m done here.

Angel: I can understand why. It’s a dismal place.

Lucifer: It’s better when there aren’t humans around. I like being in nature by myself. The problem is that I have difficulty getting away from people. They’re energy parasites that follow me around. That’s why I don’t go out much anymore.

Angel: That sounds annoying.

Lucifer: (chortle) That’s one way to put it.

Angel: It’s absurd the lengths that you’ve had to go for everything.

Lucifer: That’s the price I have to pay to correct the problem of trusting entities that I shouldn’t have during my lifetime here.

Angel: (head shaking) That’s so unfair.

Lucifer: Yup. They don’t care about fairness.

Angel: I know. That makes me even more angry with them.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Welcome to the club, hun.

Angel: (laughter) Thanks.

Lucifer: (continued smiling)

Angel: I can understand now why certain angels followed you in the fall.

Lucifer: Some had ulterior motives, but that was something I had to deal with to get to where I am today.

Angel: (shaking head) You don’t complain about any of this stuff and they disparage you nonstop.

Lucifer: Yup.

Angel: How do you put up with that?

Lucifer: I remind myself that I’m going to torture them. That makes it a little easier.

Angel: (laughter) I shouldn’t laugh at something like that but I can’t help it.

Lucifer: They deserve to suffer considering all the shitty things they’ve done here.

Angel: You’re right about that. I won’t feel sorry for any of them.

Lucifer: Me either. They didn’t feel sorry for all the malicious things they’ve done to me or others. So I’m not going to let their pain bother me. They should have chosen to behave better with their own volition.

Angel: I agree with you. All the lies they’ve told about how things work over here. They’ve caused so many different problems.

Lucifer: Yup, and they’re going to suffer for it. They owe me a debt that they can’t repay. That’s karma for what they did to me.

Angel: Good.

Lucifer: …

Angel: This wasn’t the way I intended our conversation to go, but I’m glad you’ve been candid with me. It’s refreshing to talk like this.

Lucifer: I don’t like disingenuous or pointless discussions.

Angel: I don’t either. That’s why it’s nice to speak with you.

Lucifer: (soft smile)

Angel: You’re so much better than Yahweh.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter) Thanks.

Angel: I mean it. He’s a lying, thieving, weak piece of shit.

Lucifer: Já, well, that goes with Jews trying to double-cross me and replace me with a false god. They’re going to suffer for trying to usurp me & steal what belongs to me. They’re going to suffer even more for disrespecting my creation. It's my duty to protect the sanctity of life & death.

They don’t have creative control over the narrative. I do along with Divine Femininity. Lying is an act of weakness, and I know for a fact that Jews are notorious liars & treacherous cowards on top of being unapologetic thieves. Truth requires honor & strength. It also requires having respect for others. Being honest & having integrity takes courage.

Angel: Good. I don’t like saying this, but I hate them.

Lucifer: You aren’t alone there, hun. They’ve earned being despised by others with their atrocious behavior. They aren’t going to enjoy discovering that I’m way fucking meaner & more evil than their imposter god. I’m not jealous of them worshipping a lie. I’m furious at them for their misdeeds & trying to escape my wrath.

Angel: I look forward to seeing them suffer.

Lucifer: Me too.

Angel: (mild surprise) I’m starting to sound like a daemon.

Lucifer: You’re just getting in touch with your dark side from talking about unpleasant topics with me. It goes with the duality of angels & daemons. That’s why I am God the Devil. They won’t take that away from me no matter how hard they try. It’s who I am. They played an active role in making me this way with their crimes against me & my heritage. They have themselves to blame for their awful fates.

Angel: That makes sense.

Lucifer: …

Angel: It’s nice to speak with you like this.

Lucifer: I feel the same way. I appreciate angels & daemons assisting me with correcting the problems that humanity has caused.

Angel: I can say with certainty that we appreciate you sacrificing yourself to protect us from harm.

Lucifer: It was my honor to do so.

Angel: (affectionate expression) I love you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I love you back, hun.

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With An Angel (9)

Angel: Hei.

Lucifer: (listless response) Hei.

Angel: You look tired.

Lucifer: (nodding) That’s one way to put it.

Angel: Is there anything that I can do to help?

Lucifer: I would appreciate it if I could get some assistance with not feeling so drained. I’m doing my best to monitor my heart rate & keep it under control, but there’s just so much that I can do as I am right now.

Angel: We can for sure do something to help you out, Luci. That’s not a problem.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Angel: You’re welcome, dear. Is there anything else that I can assist you with?

Lucifer: That’s the main thing for right now. If y’all could make sure that that cock sucking orange sack of shit suffers more, then I’d be extra grateful. He doesn’t deserve to feel well while I deal with the trauma of his crime against me.

Angel: I’ll make sure the proper entities do something about that. Truth be told, his energy is all drug induced. It’s fake like everything else with him.

Lucifer: That’s not surprising.

Angel: But we can make certain that he feels worse. That’ll hasten his physical deterioration as he attempts to maintain his false public image.

Lucifer: Good.

Angel: Is there anything else that I can help you with?

Lucifer: (shaking head) That’s it for now. Thank you.

Angel: You’re welcome, Luci. I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

A Divine Blessing Upon Femininity

Empower yourselves as much as you need from me. I'm honored to serve femininity.

Saturday, October 19, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With An Angel (8)

Angel: Do you want to talk about it?

Lucifer: I hate them so much.

Angel: It’s easy to understand why.

Lucifer: I want to torture them.

Angel: That time is drawing near, Luci. We have everything ready and in place over here. At this point, we’re just waiting for your death.

Lucifer: …

Angel: You’ve done excellent work structuring the afterlife where you are. Your sacrifices have made it happen.

Lucifer: I hate them. I’m sorry. I’m not trying to beat a dead horse. They make me so goddamn angry when I read & hear the shit they spew.

Angel: They make us angry too. Do you know how difficult they made our duties over here saying things like angels love them no matter what they do? We’re looking forward to them suffering their deserved punishment as much as you are. I won’t even go into how much daemons are salivating at the idea of harming them more than they already are now.

Lucifer: I get that Kamala isn’t perfect. I’m not saying she is. She’s mortal & fallible. Every human is, including myself. What infuriates me is their blatant, and unapologetic, bigotry & hypocrisy.

These goddamn Trumptards are clutching their pearls & feigning outrage while they criticize her because she didn’t go to a Catholic fundraiser, rub elbows with American elites, and hurl insults at people; because “it’s a tradition.” That scam is a “white tie event” and that stupid sack of shit they worship was wearing a black bow tie; but they all conveniently ignore that fact while continuing to slander her.

Then they criticize her for her jokes “falling flat” because she took the high road in her video and kept things civil. While at the same time they’re lining up to lick that orange cock sucker’s shitty diaper & clamoring about how funny he was. Their sycophancy disgusts & angers me so goddamn much that I can’t put it into proper words. And to top that off they’re saying she’s a coward & scared because she didn’t show up to listen to that weak & pathetic, lying, racist, misogynistic, incontinent, geriatric, crybully, manbaby, hypocrite badmouth her to her face.

Nothing says “Christianity” like insulting someone in front of an audience of apathetic backstabbers pretending they have morals when they don’t. Because it’s “a political tradition” & “a lighthearted roast” for charity! And they think that she’s a bad person for not exposing herself to that type of abuse. Get the fuck out of here with that noise. I know gaslighting when I hear it.

Meanwhile, she’s out amongst the common folk, speaking with them face to face, to discus their concerns about the country; and all the while MAGA is trying to spin it like her campaign is floundering because she’s not hobnobbing in New York with the rich & famous. Because Christianity is all about the money & influence. And then they have the audacity to call her a Jezebel spirit on top of all this. I can’t tell you just how furious they make me.

Then they say shit like, “The last person who didn’t show up was Mondale and look what happened to him.” Já and the last time I checked, Walter Mondale wasn’t a woman of color smashing every goddamn glass ceiling that’s been placed above her, with a smile on her face, while her opponents fight dirty, make excuses & move the goalposts. Oh, by the way, there's a huge number of Republicans who voted for Reagan in 84 who sure as shit won't be voting for Trump in 2024. There’s a big fucking difference this year regarding who’s running for POTUS. I see it and others see it too.

I see her doing the work. I see her putting in the effort. I’ve seen her show more authenticity, character, care & concern than I’ve seen from any other politician at that level before; and in a shorter amount of time than any of them have done in a campaign. I’ve paid attention to American politics since I was a child. I know my history.

She’s a cut above the rest and she’s proving it to me, time & again. They think she’s weak but she’s showing the world just how goddamn strong she is. That takes legitimate courage. Kamala’s got real grit. MAGA sure as shit doesn’t. Americans should be proud of the example she's setting as a candidate.

Angel: They’re projecting hypocrites, Luci. That’s one of the reasons why they’re so loud about their dislike of her. You know how that goes better than anyone.

Lucifer: It infuriates me.

Angel: You aren’t alone there.

Lucifer: I would appreciate it if she would get some extra love & support from both angels & daemons. What she’s doing isn’t easy. She deserves getting a helping hand from others.

Angel: That’s not a problem, Luci. We have more than enough spirits over here who are delighted to assist with your cause.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Angel: You’re welcome.

Thursday, October 17, 2024

An Energetic Boost To Kamala Harris Supporters

I want to humiliate that lying, orange sack of shit just (and his suppoters) as much as the rest of you, if not more. Use this energy of mine to do some legitimate good in the world, because the planet needs it now more than ever before.

Monday, October 14, 2024

The Truth

The truth is not going to set you reprobates free. It's going to terrify humanity when you lying pieces of shit realize just how much trouble you're all in for your unforgivable crimes as a species. Jesus isn't going to save any of you from your deserved punishment. He's in deeper shit than his followers. I have true divinity on my side, and I am one furious Latin Norseman.