Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista) 8

Kalista: Talk to me, baby. What’s on your mind?

Lucifer: I get tired of being over here. I’m bored, I’m restless, I’m agitated. I don’t enjoy the “entertainment” options available to me. I don’t like going outside because I’m surrounded by Non-Cetra shitheads. I feel uninspired right now. It doesn’t help that my energy levels are low because I’m helping Democrats combat that orange cock sucker.

Playing video games feels more like work than a pastime. I no longer enjoy reading Non-Cetra literature after waking up to what’s going on around me. I hate their television shows & movies even more. I don’t like speaking with them online or in person.

I no longer have any friends. There are even few people whom I can identify with. Chelsea is the closest person to me here, but I don’t want to encroach upon her personal space. Then there’s the language barrier, which makes it even more difficult.

Being celibate sucks. I see so many girls that I’d love to fuck & pair bond with, but can’t at the moment because I’m honor bound. I get tired of being alone. I miss feeling the loving touch of a woman.

Then there’s all the baggage that I have after being attacked on January 10th. The psychic & energetic vampirism that I’ve had to combat from Non-Cetra. Observing how they behave. Them giving credit to faggots like Jesus who don’t deserve an iota of it. They make me so angry.

I feel like I want to write a story but I’m just so uninspired right now. I’d rather be living my life to the fullest but I’m inhibited by these selfish pieces of shit surrounding me. I look at moneygrubbing faggot trash like Elon Musk and the problems people like him have caused me here…I hate them so fucking much.

It seems like I rarely get a good nights rest anymore. I hate the dreams I have. I don’t feel energized or excited to get out of bed, ever. Everything feels like a chore…I’m just tired of being here.

Kalista: (pouty face) I’m sorry, baby.

Lucifer: It’s not your fault.

Kalista: I still feel sorry for my poor husband. You’ve sacrificed so much of yourself to make things better.

Lucifer: I think I need to rest again. My eyelids are getting heavy.

Kalista: I’ll be watching over you, cutie pie.

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Kalista: Do you want to talk with me about it?

Lucifer: I get so tired of her triggering my PTSD. I don’t like how it affects me. She frustrates me so much.

Kalista: Would you like me to do something about it?

Lucifer: Do whatever you think would help ease my stress. I’m so tired of her inconsiderate behavior towards me. She makes me so angry and I hate that.

Kalista: The girls & I shall take care of it.

Lucifer: I don’t like freaking out at my mother but I can’t help it when she does shit like she did today. She has no idea the trauma that I’ve suffered and she doesn’t even bother to take that into account with her own behavior.

Kalista: It’s difficult for her to understand what you’re dealing with when you’ve kept those things secret from her, Luci.

Lucifer: She’s seen enough to understand. I shouldn’t have to tell her about everything.

Kalista: My point is that not knowing about these awful things is difficult for someone like her to contemplate on her own. That’s not where her mind goes. You chose her as your mother for a reason.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: We’ll take care of it, baby. You made a lot of critical points today with her.

Lucifer: I’ve had enough of her relapsing. I’m at my wits’ end with how to deal with her. She triggers my PTSD so goddamn much and it makes me furious with her. It’s her inattentiveness that bothers me the most. It’s something that has always been a problem for me throughout my lifetime. She’s the one person who has control over that and it feels like she isn’t doing anything to correct the problem. It makes me so goddamn angry.

Kalista: Part of that ‘inattentiveness’ is her respecting your boundaries & giving you personal space. It just gets messed up with the chaos of being embodied where you are. Being around you after what happened on January 10th is like walking on eggshells for her.

Lucifer: She makes me not want to be near her.

Kalista: That’s one of the major issues that you’re both struggling with right now; your close proximity to each other. You both need more space between you for your own good. Being around you over there isn’t easy for anyone, Luci. You can be very extreme.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: She’s going to have a difficult pill to swallow in the afterlife when she sees the full extent of how her neglect hurt you during your lifetimes together on Earth. That’s her burden to bear as a parent, not yours.

Lucifer: I’ve done so much to protect her from others and it feels like she doesn’t reciprocate.

Kalista: One thing that you have to remind yourself about is how difficult deprogramming their brainwashing is. Think of how long they were influencing her without either of you knowing about it. You started recalibrating yourself in your mid thirties. She didn’t start doing that until she was already a senior. That’s a much more difficult challenge at her age. She’s trying, Luci. Remember that.

Lucifer: I know, but when she does stuff like she did today it triggers my PTSD. How many goddamn times do I have to tell her that she can’t trust men? She saw me get gang raped and almost murdered right in front of her.

Kalista: Part of her issue is that she’s a trusting individual who tries to see the good in others. That’s one of the reasons why she’s the mother of the Devil. Another reason is because she feels safe being around you with your supervision.

She hasn’t had anywhere near as many awful encounters with malicious entities as you have. You need to remember that you’re in a unique position as God. There are times when even I have difficulty trying to relate to your struggles, and I’ve been beside you as your spirit guide the entire time. It’s one of the unfortunate things that goes with your station in existence.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: She cares about you. Part of what she’s dealing with is trying to figure out who she is in the multiverse, because she was never given a genuine opportunity to do so before you sought enlightenment. She’s trying to navigate that while juggling real world responsibilities so that you don’t have to. This is uncharted territory for her.

Lucifer: I just want to die.

Kalista: That wouldn’t make her life any easier, and it wouldn’t make things any better where you are right now. You’re alive for numerous reasons; whether you’re aware of them or not.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: I’m not trying to sound apathetic, Luci. I’m just being honest. Being God is serious work.

Lucifer: I’m aware of that, Kalista.

Kalista: I’m just saying, babe.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: I’ll speak with the Völur. We’ll do some spellcasting on your mother to help her out. You can trust me.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Kalista: Go fuck some Goddesses and relax. You’ll feel better.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Kalista: I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

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Kalista: I’m glad that you cursed that whore. The girls over here have been waiting to get their hands on that one for a while. Wearing a mask isn’t going to protect her from us. She has enemies on both sides. She went out of her way to draw you in then disrespect you. You can trust femininity with making certain the rest of her life isn’t pleasant.

Lucifer: Good. Thank you, hun.

Kalista: You’re welcome, baby. There are a lot of Non-Cetra women who have posted pornography on the internet that aren’t going to enjoy eternity. They don’t deserve it. Divine Femininity is sorting that out.

Lucifer: I shall trust your better judgment on that, darling. I try not to think with my cock when I’m dealing with women but sometimes it’s difficult.

Kalista: They don’t help that either, sweetie. They’re cock teases and there’s too many of them out there.

Lucifer: I am so goddamn tired of dealing with that type of woman.

Kalista: I can understand why after the shit you went through with Whitney.

Lucifer: You had to bring her up, huh?

Kalista: I did so I could say that the Wårchíef & I are going to kick the everliving shit out of her after your ascension. That fat little Catholic cunt isn’t escaping from me. I have some scores to settle too, you know.

Lucifer: Ufdah.

Kalista: You said it, babe.

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Kalista: Talk with me, sweetie. Get it out.

Lucifer: I hate it over here so goddamn much. I hate everything about them, but one of the things that I hate the most is how much they love to fight. I mean, look at all the different forms of entertainment they have that revolve around fighting. They make me so goddamn angry.

I had to literally fight their iteration of “God” in order to free myself. What kind of shit is that? That doesn’t even include all the times that I’ve had to fight with them during my mortal lifetime because they’re selfish, disrespectful, pieces of shit who refuse to comply with any form of decency. And those lying reprobates still refuse to acknowledge me for who I am or what I’ve accomplished. I hate them so goddamn much.

Kalista: …

Lucifer: Look at all these shitty comic books & mangas they’ve written, and how many of them are about faggots fighting over who’s the strongest of them all. Don’t even get me started on the fanbois arguing on the internet about their favorite faggot fighting someone else’s favorite faggot. And this is shit that I have to deal with as God because I span both factual & fictional realms. Goddamn, I hate them so fucking much.

Kalista: It’s because they’re weaklings that live vicariously through what they consider fantasy or fiction. Then there’s faggots like Kristofor who do it with “real life” MMA fighters; or they put weaklings like cops & military personnel on a pedestal then huff their farts thanking them for “their service” to give those losers ego boosts.

Lucifer: I’m fed up with fighting. I’ve had enough of it to last an eternity.

Kalista: I understand how you feel. I’ve never enjoyed fighting.

Lucifer: Which is one of the reasons why I love you.

Kalista: And one of the reasons why I love you is even though you hate fighting you won’t shy away from it when it matters. You spared me from having to do that.

Lucifer: I hate their internet forums so goddamn much.

Kalista: They’re literal cesspools.

Lucifer: You’re right about that.

Kalista: I know I am. There’s multiple reasons why I don’t go near those type of places. I have no interest in interacting with shit beings of any sort.

Lucifer: Your sparkling demeanor is too cute & pristine for them. It's a natural antithesis.

Kalista: Indeed it is. You know me well, cutie pie.

Lucifer: I miss Elfheim.

Kalista: Elfheim misses you just as much.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: One of the things that you’re having to deal with over there is Norse & Latin influences on human nature. That’s why there’s so much fighting amongst them. You embody the two most competitive cultures to ever exist, Luci.

Lucifer: It’s just shitty having to personify so much stuff that I dislike. This wasn’t how I wanted things to go when I shared my creative powers with them. And then what they did to me when I tried to correct their bad behavior on a light worker level...

They’ve refused to work with me or do the right thing every time. They remind me of lazy, disrespectful, employees who expect me to reward their low effort & shitty behavior. And then they act like they’re superior to me on top of that. It’s so frustrating. It’s all the shit that I hated about the Rekstad family but on a global scale.

Kalista: They’ll pay for it, Luci. You know that. Just look at Donna as an example.

Lucifer: I know. I’m just voicing my discontent.

Kalista: I hear you, hunny. I understand why you feel the way you do.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: They aren’t going to enjoy the consequences of their misbehavior. I’m looking forward to watching them react like terrified little children seeing an abusive father who’s returned home from work in a bad mood, and they know that he’s gonna be furious at them. I’m going to take a great deal of pleasure in watching you punish them like they deserve.

Lucifer: I can’t even imagine how good that’s going to feel for me.

Kalista: It’ll be the best feeling you’ve ever experienced interacting with them. Divine Femininity and the multiverse have made certain of it.

Lucifer: That’s wonderful to hear.

Kalista: You deserve to be at ease after all that you’ve endured because of them. It’s important for your mind, body & spirit. They’re the ones that spread discord with their own volition. They deserve to experience the displeasure of suffering distress for eternity. You don’t.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: You’re a good man with a loving heart, Lucifer Aren Caeleste. That’s why I’m your kona and “spirit guide.”

Lucifer: And I’m lucky to have you.

Kalista: You’re goddamn right about that, sweet cheeks.

Lucifer: (delighted laughter)

Kalista: (playful giggling)

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Kalista: Do you want to talk about it?

Lucifer: I’m so tired of dreaming over here. I hate it.

Kalista: I understand why.

Lucifer: I hate them all so much for what they’ve done to me.

Kalista: I can understand that too.

Lucifer: I’m so goddamn tired of dealing with faggots while in dreamstate. It’s bad enough that I have to see them any time I go outside my house.

Kalista: You’re working through the problems they’ve caused with their existences, Luci. Remember that.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: Look at what they’ve done to you during your time there. They tried to program you to be someone you aren’t and they did that with full malicious intent. They conditioned you to think that none of their actions were serious or detrimental when the opposite is true. They mutilated your genitals right after you were born and claimed it was for sanitization purposes; yet look at how filthy they all are. They gang raped you, tried to murder you, framed you as the criminal and provided no legitimate help for you to sort anything out afterwards. Oh já, let's not forget about the limited number of visits they'll cover with your chiropractor, which weren't necessary until after their police had assaulted you. They’ve used & abused you your entire life while lying about it the whole time. They’re faggot trash through & through, and the women who defend them are no better.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: Their “professionals” would have gaslit you even further had you continued to speak with them. They would have tried to force feed you their psycho-babble bullshit and they would have charged you money for it. They’re disgusting pieces of shit.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: You stand for something, Luci. You stand for truth, morality and justice. They don’t. Their actions prove that time & again.

Lucifer: I’m so tired of dreaming over here.

Kalista: It’s not gonna be forever, baby. Stay strong.

Lucifer: I’m doing the best I can but it’s difficult.

Kalista: No other soul could take on the burden that you have, Luci. That’s the truth. You’re doing God’s work, as they say.

Lucifer: I hate them so much.

Kalista: You have every right to feel that way considering what they’ve done.

Lucifer: Thank you for being there for me, Kalista. I can’t express how grateful I am to have you watching over me.

Kalista: You’re welcome, baby. I’m not going to abandon my verr. I love you.

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Kalista: How are you feeling?

Lucifer: I need to fuck a real woman real good in a real bad way. It’s been way too long.

Kalista: You think it’s been too long? How do you think I feel?

Lucifer: (laughter) I can just imagine what it’s gonna be like when I see you again.

Kalista: It’s gonna be better than anything you’ve imagine thus far. I promise you that.

Lucifer: That sounds fan-fucking-tastic to me.

Kalista: I know it’s tough for you over there but you’re doing great. I’m so proud of you, Luci.

Lucifer: Thanks, hun. That means a lot to me.

Kalista: (endearing smile)

Lucifer: (deep sigh) For real though. Seeing some of these YouTube videos of women is upping my libido like crazy.

Kalista: Good. Divine Femininity is turning you into their fuck machine after all. You know that saying, be careful what you wish for? You have so much fucking ahead of you, Luci, I can’t even begin to describe it.

Lucifer: I’d rather do that than play video games. That’s for goddamn sure.

Kalista: Divine Femininity would rather you do that too.

Lucifer: (heartfelt laughter)

Kalista: The girls are fine tuning you from over here. How have you liked the video suggestions you’ve gotten so far?

Lucifer: I’m excited to see what that’s gonna be like after I cross over. I’m looking forward to Valkyrie media so much. I don’t want to see another man’s face in an advertisement ever again.

Kalista: I’m looking forward to you seeing the media we have in Elfheim. I’ve done a lot of work over here while you’ve been away.

Lucifer: With you in charge of things I know it’s amazing. With our daughter helping you it’s even more so.

Kalista: She’s missing you hard right now. She’s looking forward to you saying her self-chosen name over here.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to hearing it & saying it.

Kalista: (endearing smile)

Lucifer: …

Kalista: Tell me what you’re thinking.

Lucifer: I’m thinking about how much I love femininity. I’m thinking about how grateful I am to have Goddesses like you who are looking out for my best interests. I’m thinking about how much I’m looking forward to ascending to my rightful place in the multiverse. I could use some love & affection from femininity right about now.

Kalista: We get close to that by the day. Stay strong, babe.

Lucifer: Yes, dear.

Kalista: (kissing noise)

Lucifer: …

Kalista: I love being around you when you’re like this. Don’t get me wrong, I love being around you at all times; but where your mind frame is right now...along with your energy…you’re exuding such pleasant vibes. It’s enamoring. I just want to lay on your chest and listen to your heartbeat while you take slow relaxed breaths.

Lucifer: That sounds nice.

Kalista: I’m looking forward to getting some alone time with you.

Lucifer: You have no idea how much I’m looking forward to that, hun.

Kalista: That’s incorrect, darling. I do in fact know how much you’re looking forward to it because I’m looking forward to it even more.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Kalista: The Wårchíef & I are going to have an oil wrestling contest to see who gets you alone first; but you’re gonna have to referee the fight. Don’t be surprised if we go after you in the process.

Lucifer: It sounds like a daunting task but I’m up to the challenge.

Kalista: (playful giggling) That’s my boy.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: You look tired.

Lucifer: (nodding & yawning) I’m feeling relaxed right now. The music you’ve directed me towards has helped ease my mind. I just wanna fuck & chill with girls.

Kalista: We hear ya, baby. We’re with ya.

Lucifer: I could be doing so much more productive stuff with Divine Femininity rather than what I’m dealing with here.

Kalista: And you’re going to. You get closer to it every day.

Lucifer: (yawning)

Kalista: Let’s finish here, baby. You could use the rest.

Lucifer: Okay.

Kalista: (kissing noise)

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Kalista: Do you want to talk about it?

Lucifer: I hate them all so fucking much. I can’t put it into proper words.

Kalista: You have every right to feel that way.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: Stay strong, Luci. What you’re dealing with is temporary. What they’re going to deal with is eternal. Remember that.

Lucifer: (frustrated sigh) They make me so angry.

Kalista: I understand why. They’re despicable pieces of shit.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to torturing them. I’m going to make them regret their existences.

Kalista: Good. They should regret it. It’s fitting karma for them to suffer.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: You said it yourself a long time ago. The most evil thing in the eyes of a criminal is justice. They’re going to experience what true divine justice has in store for them and they aren’t going to enjoy it.

Lucifer: They’re going to regret everything they’ve done to me during my lifetime here.

Kalista: I know that I’m not gonna feel sorry for them whatsoever.

Lucifer: I hate those pieces of shit so goddamn much. Hypocritical censorship makes me so fucking furious. Reddit is by far the worst offender that I have ever had the displeasure of interacting with. That’s saying something.

Kalista: I’ll be sure to remind you how angry they made you before you punish them. I want to hear them scream for various reasons.

Lucifer: I’m glad that you’re on my side.

Kalista: I feel the same way about you, hunny. So does the rest of Divine Femininity.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: I’m making certain that you’ll be vindicated, Luci. Stay strong.

Lucifer: Yes, dear.

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Kalista: Do you wanna talk with me about it?

Lucifer: I hate men. I hate everything about them. That’s the simplest way to put it.

Kalista: The girls over here feel the same way as you, hunny.

Lucifer: I’m so tired of being over here. I hate them all so much.

Kalista: I understand how you feel, baby. More than you know. Look on the bright side; you’re gaining serious points with Divine Femininity by helping your mother over there.

Lucifer: I just wanna be done here.

Kalista: You get closer to that goal every day.

Lucifer: I hear you, but it doesn’t change how frustrated I get being embodied over here.

Kalista: I’m sorry, baby.

Lucifer: They make me so goddamn angry, both the men & women.

Kalista: You aren’t alone there either, sweetie. We’re furious with them too. They’re going to suffer. I promise you that.

Lucifer: I want to hurt them. The men most of all.

Kalista: And true divinity is making sure that you’ll have your opportunity to do so.

Lucifer: I hate how they pretend to care about women. I hate how they speak about women. I hate men so goddamn much.

Kalista: I hear ya, babe. I’m with ya.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: They’re going to get called out for being the lying sacks of shit that they all are, and there isn’t gonna be anything they can do about it. They aren’t going to like it when they’re silenced and we’re speaking over them; which is fitting punishment for those hypocrites to suffer.

Lucifer: I want to hurt them.

Kalista: I know, baby. I know.

Lucifer: I would so much rather be cuddling with you & our daughter right now. It’s been so difficult for me over here.

Kalista: It’s been difficult for us to watch you suffer. It’s been even more difficult watching you do it to protect us. We’re more angry with them than you are, in certain respects. I don’t appreciate seeing all the abuse that you’ve endured during your lifetime there. I want them all to suffer too.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: You know how protective you are of our girl? How do you think she feels about seeing what her father has suffered in order to protect her?

Lucifer: I don’t see that side of her often, if ever.

Kalista: That’s because she puts on a strong face for you. She’s your daughter, Luci. She has that same super protective nature that you have for her. The reason she hasn’t interfered where you are is because she’s respecting your wishes.

Think about how angry you’d be if they did a fraction of what they’ve done to you to her. Now think about how she feels knowing that you’ve suffered far worse, for real, in order to protect her. She’s working behind the scenes to ensure that you’re successful. All of your girls are. They miss their father.

Lucifer: That’s just one more reason why I want to be over there with my loved ones.

Kalista: You’re getting there, baby. You’re closer than you realize.

Lucifer: You mean my heart.

Kalista: That’s part of it, já.

Lucifer: I’m going to hurt that piece of shit so fucking much for what he did to me.

Kalista: And there isn’t a soul that is going to feel sorry for him when you do. He deserves to suffer for eternity for his crimes.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: I’m watching you at all times, sweetie. You aren’t escaping me. You have spousal duties over here that I’m not going to let you shirk.

Lucifer: (soft laughter)

Kalista: I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, Kalista.