A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Victor Marx

You're supposedly a 'demon hunter,' huh, cocƙsucƙer? That means your lying faggot ass has a huge target painted on it. 'Some people have to die.' You're going to regret those words, charlatan.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Minnesota Department Human Services

You cocƙsucƙing sacks of shit are going suffer agonizing pain for all the bullshit you've done to me.

The Truth About Republicans

This Cocƙsucƙer

Looks like Donny took another big boi shit in his diaper.

The Truth

The USA isn't a democratic republic. It's a kaki-kleptoligarchal-plutocracy currently being run by a christofascist minority of traitorous idiots.

To: Christians

If you stupid sacks of shit think that there's a war going on against Christianity now then you are really going to hate it when I retaliate for what you reprobates have done to me.

I Hate Humans

It really says something about how shitty human beings are when this goddamn franchise is the highest grossing video game worldwide.

"You can run over a hooker after you fuck her and take your money back. Lolz."

No joke. That's what you faggots think is entertainment. I'm gonna have so much fun torturing you cocƙsucƙing sacks of shit.

Statement Of Fact

You can't be MAGA and not be a total loser.

I Hate Gaymers

For real. Y'all are the biggest group of selfish, disrespectful, immature, butthurt, cocƙsucƙers there are, and that is saying something because MAGA is a thing.

MAGAts

You goddamn losers make me disgusted that I'm lumped into the same ethnicity as y'all. For real. You white trash sacks of shit are more pathetic than that cocƙsucƙing fraudster y'all worship.

Dumold Drumpf

Most people don't know there's a B at the end of dumb. Right, cocƙsucƙer?

The Truth

I don’t like pain & I don't enjoy causing pain. I take no pleasure in hurting other lifeforms. That being said...

The fact that I have stated numerous times that I'm going to torture you stupid, parasitical sacks of shit should be a serious cause for concern because that isn’t a statement that I make lightly. It means that I've passed my anger tolerance. I'm going to make certain you all regret pushing me to that point.

This Cocƙsucƙer

You can spot a piece of shit just by looking at one.

Hypothetical Conversation

Random shit head: "Your life isn't difficult. You're 'unemployed' & live in your mother's basement."

Me: I am the God of abundance, sexual intercourse & fertility, living a college town while choosing to remain 'poor' & celibate. Go fist fuck yourselves. You don’t know shit about difficulty.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon My Former "Friends"

I want them all to suffer while I'm still mortal before they're punished in the afterlife. Please help me.

Statement Of Fact

It is beyond obvious to me, through no fault of my own, that I do not work well with men.

MAGA

The Cock Gobbler

If there were ever a photograph that encapsulates just what a stupid looking sack of shit this despicable cocƙsucƙer is, this would be it.

This Cocƙsucƙer

MAGAts

This Stupid Cocƙsucƙer

The fact that he doesn't acknowledge how stupid his appearance looks to everyone is a testament to how stupid he actually is. That combover is an abomination.

This Cocƙsucƙer

You couldn't pay me enough to stand on stage behind that dishonest sack of shit and listen to him lie incoherently for 45 minutes to over an hour. Not for all the gold in the world.

The only way I'd stand behind him is if I could strangle him with piano wire and I wasn’t stopped by anyone. That's it.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Goddamn, I hate everything about that criminal sack of shit.

The Truth

Not all liars are MAGAts but all MAGAts are liars.

The Cock Gobbler

Loo, everyone! It's the American "alpha male," MAGAt Man!

This Cocƙsucƙer

I am going to have so much fun torturing that cocƙsucƙing sack of shit. He more than deserves to suffer for eternity.

The Truth

MAGAts are some of the most stupid, arrogant, reprehensible sacks of shit there are in existence. I didn’t think it would be possible for me to hate a group of people more than I hate Christians, Jews & Muslims but MAGAts have proven otherwise. I can hardly wait to rape, torture & murder them all as their just reward.

Statement Of Fact

I'm going to make you parasitical pieces of shit regret genders, sexuality & reproduction. That’s a promise.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon UFC Freedom 250

Make something really bad happen to these faggots. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Donny The Retard

Look at those weak & tiny, little moneygrubbing retard hands.

The Truth About Republicans

Republicans: "Donald Trump may be a despicable cocƙsucƙing criminal but he's OUR despicable cocƙsucƙing criminal goddammit!"

MAGAt Faggots

MAGAts

Facts

Donald Trump Is A Cocƙsucƙing Loser

For real. A more fragile & pathetic sack of shit does not exist.

Statement Of Fact

I would feel so bad if Donny's shitty little birthday celebration was ruined. Words can't describe how terrible that would make me feel. Just awful.

This Cocƙsucƙer

You don't get along with anyone because you're a cocƙsucƙing coward, Markwayne.

To: "Trad Wives"

You're all going to regret marrying some faggot & crapping out his turds instead of waiting for me.

The Truth

Donald Trump is faker than his "face tan."

This Cocƙsucƙer

What a stupid looking sack of shit.

This Cocƙsucƙer

This disgusting sack of shit has less hair than Uncle Frester yet he thinks he looks like Elvis Presley.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Donny, the price that your cowardly faggot ass is going to pay for the crimes that you've committed cannot be described with words. You're going to suffer like no other soul, you despicable sack of shit.

No Need

I don’t need 'dieticians' to tell me how to eat. I'm vegan & pay close attention to what I ingest.

I don’t need Hollywood to tell me who's attractive. I can make that decision on my own.

I don’t need celebrities to tell me who to vote for. Celebrities are idiots & no politician is trustworthy.

I need political pundits or 'scientists' to tell me how to think. I am more than capable of critical thinking.

I don’t need religions to tell me what to believe. My faith & spirituality are my own.

I don’t need police telling me to 'ObEy ThE LaW.' I'm more righteous than any you.

I don’t need any of you telling me how to live my life. My lifestyle is loving, peaceful, harmonious & healthy.

What I need is for all of you hypocrites to shut up & stop bothering me because none of you are helpful whatsoever.

MAGAts

I cannot express with words how much I am going to enjoy torturing that entire goddamn parasitical family of thieves.

Parasites

Every one of those stupid, moneygrubbing, despicable sacks of shit needs to suffer agonizing pain unlike anything their idiotic minds can comprehend.

A Nation Of Shit Heads

A shitty president who thinks too highly of himself for shitty nation that thinks too highly of itself.

MAGAts Are Faggots

Case in point.

Donald Trump Is A Loser

Case in point.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Byron Allen Folks

Let's see how fast this cocƙsucƙing MAGAt can go bankrupt & lose his shitty business.

I Hate MAGAts

You cowardly, lying sacks of shit are gonna be so much fun for me to torture after my ascension.

To: MAGA

Spencer Pratt didn't get cheated. You're all pathetic losers who can't handle the truth that people hate your hypocritical guts.

I Hate MAGAts

You cocƙsucƙing cowards are going to hate it when God shoves an AR nozzle up your faggot shit holes and unloads a full clip.

These Cocƙsucƙers

He even salutes like a retarded loser. MAGA is a YUGE embarrassment.

This Cocƙsucƙer

He never promised to tell the truth at any point in time either.

This Cocƙsucƙer

The expression Pegseth makes when he takes it up the shitter.

The Truth

I wish that I had a cute, young maiden to cuddle with me right now. Looking at that secretary's hands today made me want lock my fingers with hers. I miss caressing women so much. I long for that physical connection.

To: Men

We'll see how much you cowardly,  backstabbing, sacks of shit like it when I reciprocate your atrocious behavior.

Statement Of Fact

Women are so much more superior to men. It's not even close.

This Cocƙsucƙer

He absolutely despises you stupid, smelly sacks of shit. Oh, the irony.