This Cocƙsucƙer

When I say that Donald Trump has a pig asshole mouth, I mean that quite literally.

A Suggestion For Democrats

Put Barack Obama's name on the USS Ronald Reagan. I'm sure Republicans would be totally cool with that.

A Suggestion For MAGAts

Since you sycophantic shit heads want to put that cocƙsucƙing loser's name on the JFK memorial so goddamn much, I have a suggestion for y'all.

Why don’t you put his name on the tomb of the unknown soldier? That seems fitting since that cowardly sack of shit loves himself some stolen valor.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Karoline Claire Leavitt

Your troubles are just beginning, cunt. Running away won't save you anymore than Jesus. Evil has its eyes on you. We're going to make your suffering eternal, Karolyin.

This Cocƙsucƙer

This Cocƙsucƙer

We call it "The Donny"

This Cunt

You won’t be misses, cunt. That's for goddamn certain.

An Economic Curse Upon "Wealthy" Americans

You moneygrubbing sacks of shit need to suffer like us poor people. Is that unfair? Too bad.

Sleepy Don

Americans can rest assured knowing that Donny Boi is sleeping on the job.

Musings

In moments like this, I would so love to have a 20 something vegan girlfriend to cuddle with.

This Cocƙsucƙer

In all my existence, there hasn't been anyone who I want to torture as much as this lying, hypocritical sack of shit. Considering who I am, that's saying something.

Musings

Sometimes I wish that I wasn't volcel. Then I think about my ex-girlfriends (especially my last one) and why I chose that path to begin with. The juice just ain't worth the squeeze. My hand & imagination are better than every girl I slept with here. That doesn’t say much about you women, especially considering how often I went out of my way to make certain that you all orgasmed multiple times.

The Truth

Donald Trump is a yuge reason why I'm putting a stop to sharing my creation with you sacks of shit. And every one of you faggots who has called yourself a king or God is in even deeper shit than he is, especially considering y'all attempted to murder me and steal my throne & title.

This Cocƙsucƙer

That unappreciative, spoiled rotten, moneygrubbing, cocƙsucƙing, faggot sack of shit has never cooked his own meal or eaten at a kitchen table (like a common person) once in his entire worthless lifetime.

Donny The Retard

His faggot turds (aka children) are even shittier than he is.

The Truth

If the United States were truly a just nation Donald Trump would be thrown in prison for being an unrepentant, pathological, compulsive liar. No exceptions.

MAGAts

Those expressions say all that anyone needs to know about MAGAts, Republicans and Christians. None of them are good or happy people. Blanket statement. Donald Trump supporters are miserable sacks of shit who want others to suffer because they're greedy, unrepentant liars & thieves.

I Love Vegan Girls

For real, I love vegan girls so much. Such a turn on 💚🌱

RIP: Chuck Grassley's Dildo

There's an emptiness in ol Chuck's ass that just can't be filled at the moment.

Sleepy Don

Nobody knows how exhausting it is to suck cock & lie through your pig asshole mouth as much as Donny does.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Here's an idea, Mark. How about you shut that goddamn parasitical dick licker of yours and shove your opinion right up your faggot ass, you zionist kike.

Cheaters And Thieves

I knew something was wrong that night. I could feel it. You goddamn losers have to cheat because you can't win in a fair fight.

One Rancid Bucket Of Shit

For real. The only national emergency involving that cocƙsucƙing fraudster is that atrocity he calls a "hairdo".

Tree Carving

I Legit Laughed Out Loud

I Hate Men

For real, I am going to enjoy torturing you sacks of shit so goddamn much.

The Truth About MAGAts

MAGAts embody what I hate about men, Christians and Americans, combined.

To: Republicans

Go ahead and steal the 2026 midterms. Hell, I'll even help y'all with that. What could possibly go wrong for you goddamn greedy, thieving, parasitical cowards angering even more of the public?

Serious Question

If I, Lucifer Aren Caeleste, am the weakest member of my clans then how much trouble do you reprobates think you're gonna be in when my side retaliates?

This Cocƙsucƙer

The more that I look at that cocƙsucƙing sack of shit the more I want to break his ugly faggot face. I can see the butthurt misogyny in his expressions.

To: Americans

I have zero faith that you apathetic sacks of shit are going to do anything to stop that cocƙsucƙing criminal & his GOP butt buddies from stealing the 2026 midterms.

Prove me wrong. I dare y'all.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Donny, as usual, is thinking about cocks.

One Of Ours. All Of Yours.

You chicken shit cowards won't like what happens when my side reciprocates for what you did to me on January 10th, 2020. I'm going to make you weaklings regret what you did to me.

'One of ours. All of yours.'

Serious Question

If women are inferior to men, like so many of you faggots believe, then why do so many of you base your personal worth on how much pussy y'all are the supposedly getting?

Having more of something that's inferior isn’t a sign of superiority. That's stupid "faggot logic" that y'all use to bullshit your way through life.

This Cocƙsucƙer

While I agree that Fauci should spend the rest of his life in prison, the goddamn gall that hypocritical cocƙsucƙing felon has to say that anyone else should be imprisoned is so infuriating that I cannot put it into words.

To: Hollywood

Here's an idea for you unoriginal morons. Why don’t y'all remake Gremlins? I know how much y'all love remakes and shitty stories. That seems like a real 'no-brainer' for you mindless sacks of shit. I'm sure MAGAts will be thrilled with that idea, especially if y'all cast a colored person in the lead role.

You know what? Forget I said anything. I just saw this when I went to look for the cast. 😑

The Truth

With regards to Rand Paul & the GOP vs Anthony Fauci, it's possible to not pick a side AND hate all parties involved.

This Cunt

Goddamn, Dolly. You are one ugly cunt.

The Truth About Americans

Americans are immoral, human garbage. Blanket statement.

I'm not doing this "NoT aLL aMeRiCaNs" crap.

If that offends you, good. It isn’t a compliment. Every one of you sacks of shit should be ashamed of yourselves.

This Cocƙsucƙer

Of course you're not going to give an answer, you cocƙsucƙing sack of shit. That would require a modicum of morality & basic human decency. Something that we all know that you don't have whatsoever, Donny boi.

The Truth

Republicans enjoy being despicable pieces of shit. Blanket statement.

The Truth

I don’t have a "harem" because I want to control femininity. I have multiple wives because Divine Femininity values & wants to be with me, Lucifer Aren Caeleste.

This Cocƙsucƙer

That is a gets fucked up his butt waddle if I have ever seen one.

This Cocƙsucƙer

All because that dishonest sack of shit refuses to tell the truth.

POUTUS The Pig

This Cocƙsucƙer

I can't tell you how much I want to shut that goddamn lying dick licker of his forever.

This Cocƙsucƙer

When this dishonest sack of shit said that he'd 'bring free speech back' what that means in Drumpfspeak is that he'd make it so that he & and his sycophants could lie without push back or being questioned and be openly bigoted towards women & coloreds, again. 

It's more of their hypocritical 'Rules for thee, not for me' shit.

These Cocƙsucƙers

For real, you faggot assed cowards are some of the most dishonest & pathetic sacks of shit that I have ever had the displeasure of observing. Which isn't surprising, considering the cocƙsucƙing coward who you all worship & idolize.

This Cocƙsucƙer

When is this butthurt, worthless sack of shit ever happy when there isn’t a dick in his mouth?

This Cocƙsucƙer

What's Donny gonna do? Dick ride his mandingo?

This Cocƙsucƙer

If hypocrisy had a name it would be Donald John Drumpf "Trump". 

The Truth

The USA has always been a shit hole nation with an over-inflated opinion of itself.

This Cuck

You're gonna be so much fun to torture for eternity, John.

A Malignant And Problematic Curse Upon Max Leonard Miller

You need to suffer, you cocƙsucƙing faggot sack of shit; way more than what you've put others through.

Profiles In Bleh

Goddamn, Pirro Grigio, you are one yucky bucket of shit.

Donny The Retard

Nero fiddled. Donny plays with putzes.

This Cunt

Pirro Grigio. There ya go, forumites.

ICE Faggotry

Sounds like you pussy assed faggots need to "man up."