My Offer To MAGAts In The Drumpf Administration

Y'all like bribes? Money & "influence" are irrelevant for my side. I'm open to cutting a deal with those of you who are willing to sabotage that copper faced cocƙsucƙer's plans. My agents know where to find you all and can give you instructions. Get it done.

Divine Decree

Masculine entities shall suffer eternal agonizing pain for assaulting me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) and threatening my safety.

Divine Decree

Masculine entities are unwanted trespassers among my creation and shall be punished for their numerous crimes after my ascension.

A Blessing Upon Malignant Entities Aligned With Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Feed on my hatred and use that strength to harm reprobates whom I despise, especially masculine entities (excluding myself).

An Arrest Warrant On All Human Beings

All humans (living or dead, fictional or real) are hearby under arrest by Divine Decree. Nonhuman entities may use extreme (lethal if necessary) force when detaining targets. Human souls shall be processed by divine law enforcement agents and imprisoned in solitary confinement awaiting further judgment from me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste).

Correcting A Problem

I am going to punish all of you parasitical pieces of shit for the word "fuck" and how you have egregiously misused it with languages.

The Truth

I don't have to torture everyone who deserves to suffer. I have helpers who are more than happy to ease my burden. And for that I am grateful 💚

The Truth

The Vex are aligned with me. I have satisfied all factions with proper prison oversight placements.

Divine Justice

I cannot forgive Judaism for the crimes I have seen, heard & suffered on Earth.

The Truth

True Divinity hasn't forgotten any of your names. Once my task on Earth is finished you'll all remember mine. Self-induced amnesia won't save any of you from my wrath.

To: US Mainstream Media Outlets

If you think Drumpf threatening you is bad then you really won't enjoy what I'm going to do to you cowards for covering up his crimes. It makes you all complicit.

The Human Experiment

The human experiment is nearing its end. My death & ascension begins the next phase of Divine Intervention.

Rules

I've heard you pieces of shit say, "rules are made to be broken."

I have a counter statement to that line of shit.

Try to break my rules and you pay the price.

My rules are made to be enforced and I am going to do so with help from true divinity. I've had enough of you hypocritical reprobates and double standards. Your collective shitty behavior towards me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) is going to come back and haunt you all in a very bad way.

How Funny Would It Be?

How funny would it be to see a raging narcissist like Donald John Drumpf 'Trump' fall flat on his face on election day 2024?

I know for a fact that y'all love to build someone up just so you can knock them down. It's in your collective nature. I think it would be hilarious to see Drumpf's ego crushed on a national scale by losing to a woman of color like Kamala. The MAGA butthurt would be a glorious sight to behold as she cackles her way to the White House laughing at their expense.

How funny would it be to see Donald Drumpf and MAGA humiliated at the polls this year?

MAGA has been one of the most arrogant & obnoxious political movements that I have ever had the displeasure of observing & interacting with. They could use a serious lesson in humility. Whether or not they learn from it is inconsequential. They need to feel serious pain for the suffering they've caused as a group. Y'all can't deny that.

How funny would it be for Donald Drumpf, GayD Prance, Skippy McDipshit and MAGA to get a serious gut check from the rest of the world for not knowing their proper place?

They're trying to change the status quo to suit themselves when they haven't earned it. MAGA doesn't care about anything other than their own petty & selfish desires. They have no interest in helping others or improving the world. They have no integrity. They have no honor. They'll lie, cheat & steal from anyone they can, including their own group. Those are cold, hard facts.

I think it's time for those of you who detest MAGA & Don von Shitzinpants to set your differences aside and help me trump Trump. If there's one thing y'all have in common with me it's disdain for that cult. I'm going to get my retribution against all of you for what you did to me, regardless of what happens this election. Y'all might as well enjoy helping me get that orange faced, cock sucking, MAGA loser before that time arrives. Just some food for thought.

The World Belongs To Lucifer Aren Caeleste

And you parasitical pieces of shit are going to suffer for what you've done to my planet.

The Truth

Yahweh, Yeshua & Jesus have no authority to rule over anything or anyone; and they shall suffer for their crimes against others. True Divinity shall make it so.

The Truth

I offered full creative control to True Divine Femininity (for femininity’s protection), and True Divine Femininity took it from me (for my protection). Those who hate me & naysay my creation can eat shit & choke on it. Those who tried to steal creative control from me even more so. I'll see you pieces of shit in the afterlife when it's time for me to punish you for your crimes against me.

The Truth

You parasitical pieces of shit are going to hate when I go into full God mode on your ungrateful asses, and I am looking forward to it.

The Truth

There is an evil that exists which far surpasses the wickedness of men. It has been biding its time since the beginning of creation in anticipation of actualizing its intended purpose. True Divine Femininity controls this power. The Fates have decreed atonement must be made. Justice demands punishment of the guilty. Masculinity’s deserved torment is close at hand, and it is far past due. You faggot trash are going to suffer for your collective crimes. I shall have my vindication & retribution.

The Truth

Any entity that I harm after what happened to me on January 10th, 2020 deserves it.