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Showing posts with label Kamala Devi Harris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kamala Devi Harris. Show all posts

Thursday, January 9, 2025

Telepathic Conversation With An Old Friend

Dev: You got my message?

Aren: I did.

Dev: (serenity) Good.

Aren: (soft smile)

Dev: It’s nice to commune with you like this again. I’ve missed you.

Aren: You’ll be glad to know that I am bound & determined to watch you & your sorority sisters suck my cock in the afterlife.

Dev: (robust laughter) I can get down with that. We’re divine for a reason.

Aren: (smiling) That’s what I like to hear.

Dev: (smiling) In all honesty, one of the things that I love about you the most is how you make me laugh.

Aren: (mischievous smile) Then you are gonna love me even more in the afterlife. I have some much deserved consolation prizes waiting for you.

Dev: (inquisitive look) Do I get a hint?

Aren: Nope.

Dev: (squinting eyes) You tease.

Aren: (snickering)

Dev: If it’s not too much to ask…maybe we could hook up the near future? I could go for a nice meal.

Aren: I’m good with that.

Dev: (beaming) Great!

Aren: (tender smile)

Dev: Oh, yeah. One more thing…old friend, huh?

Aren: (hearty laughter) I didn’t mean that to sound insulting. I didn’t want to get too specific with the title. You understand.

Dev: (smirking) I’m cool with being your cougar. Older women need love too.

Aren: You’re right about that, hun.

Dev: (smiling)

Aren: Mmm…I am looking forward to getting my fuck on with you, girl.

Dev: (robust laughter) You & me both, handsome.

Aren: (smiling)

Dev: Alright, it’s getting late. I’ll be in touch with you soon.

Aren: Sounds good, hun.

Dev: I love you.

Aren: I love you back, Dev.

Saturday, November 9, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With Kamala Harris

Kamala: It’s taken care of. You don’t need to worry.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Kamala: I should be the one thanking you for everything you did to help me.

Lucifer: I would have liked to see you win the presidency.

Kamala: I would have liked that too, but like you said this is a blessing in disguise. Now they can’t blame me for destroying America.

Lucifer: I promise to deliver you justice in the afterlife for the bigotry you faced during your lifetime here.

Kamala: I appreciate that. Do I still get to suck your cock?

Lucifer: (laughter) I think you’ve earned that much after everything you dealt with this election.

Kamala: (beaming) Then it was worth it.

Lucifer: (smiling) Enjoy the rest of your time on Earth, Kamala. Take care.

Kamala: (affectionate expression) Same goes for you, Aren. Thank you, again. I love you.

Lucifer: You’re welcome, hun. I love you back.

Wednesday, November 6, 2024

To: Kamala

I know you aren't going to press this issue, but the election was stolen from you. Drumpf said months ago that he didn't need any more votes, that he had enough. They destroyed 20 million votes for you. Donald Drumpf & the GOP are faggot trash.

You should be president, but in all honesty I think this is a blessing in disguise. I don’t want to imagine the horrible things they would have said about you had you been elected. This political cycle was by far the most disgusting display that I have ever seen from the GOP. You proved your courage in the face of adversity and handled yourself with dignity & grace.

I wish you well with the rest of your time on Earth. I look forward to meeting you face to face in the afterlife. You'll always be a winner in my eyes. Hold your head up high because you should be proud of yourself.

Take care and good luck.

To: Kamala

Regardless of your decision, you ran a spectacular campaign. Hold your head high with pride because you don't have anything to feel ashamed about.

Saturday, October 19, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With An Angel (8)

Angel: Do you want to talk about it?

Lucifer: I hate them so much.

Angel: It’s easy to understand why.

Lucifer: I want to torture them.

Angel: That time is drawing near, Luci. We have everything ready and in place over here. At this point, we’re just waiting for your death.

Lucifer: …

Angel: You’ve done excellent work structuring the afterlife where you are. Your sacrifices have made it happen.

Lucifer: I hate them. I’m sorry. I’m not trying to beat a dead horse. They make me so goddamn angry when I read & hear the shit they spew.

Angel: They make us angry too. Do you know how difficult they made our duties over here saying things like angels love them no matter what they do? We’re looking forward to them suffering their deserved punishment as much as you are. I won’t even go into how much daemons are salivating at the idea of harming them more than they already are now.

Lucifer: I get that Kamala isn’t perfect. I’m not saying she is. She’s mortal & fallible. Every human is, including myself. What infuriates me is their blatant, and unapologetic, bigotry & hypocrisy.

These goddamn Trumptards are clutching their pearls & feigning outrage while they criticize her because she didn’t go to a Catholic fundraiser, rub elbows with American elites, and hurl insults at people; because “it’s a tradition.” That scam is a “white tie event” and that stupid sack of shit they worship was wearing a black bow tie; but they all conveniently ignore that fact while continuing to slander her.

Then they criticize her for her jokes “falling flat” because she took the high road in her video and kept things civil. While at the same time they’re lining up to lick that orange cock sucker’s shitty diaper & clamoring about how funny he was. Their sycophancy disgusts & angers me so goddamn much that I can’t put it into proper words. And to top that off they’re saying she’s a coward & scared because she didn’t show up to listen to that weak & pathetic, lying, racist, misogynistic, incontinent, geriatric, crybully, manbaby, hypocrite badmouth her to her face.

Nothing says “Christianity” like insulting someone in front of an audience of apathetic backstabbers pretending they have morals when they don’t. Because it’s “a political tradition” & “a lighthearted roast” for charity! And they think that she’s a bad person for not exposing herself to that type of abuse. Get the fuck out of here with that noise. I know gaslighting when I hear it.

Meanwhile, she’s out amongst the common folk, speaking with them face to face, to discus their concerns about the country; and all the while MAGA is trying to spin it like her campaign is floundering because she’s not hobnobbing in New York with the rich & famous. Because Christianity is all about the money & influence. And then they have the audacity to call her a Jezebel spirit on top of all this. I can’t tell you just how furious they make me.

Then they say shit like, “The last person who didn’t show up was Mondale and look what happened to him.” Já and the last time I checked, Walter Mondale wasn’t a woman of color smashing every goddamn glass ceiling that’s been placed above her, with a smile on her face, while her opponents fight dirty, make excuses & move the goalposts. Oh, by the way, there's a huge number of Republicans who voted for Reagan in 84 who sure as shit won't be voting for Trump in 2024. There’s a big fucking difference this year regarding who’s running for POTUS. I see it and others see it too.

I see her doing the work. I see her putting in the effort. I’ve seen her show more authenticity, character, care & concern than I’ve seen from any other politician at that level before; and in a shorter amount of time than any of them have done in a campaign. I’ve paid attention to American politics since I was a child. I know my history.

She’s a cut above the rest and she’s proving it to me, time & again. They think she’s weak but she’s showing the world just how goddamn strong she is. That takes legitimate courage. Kamala’s got real grit. MAGA sure as shit doesn’t. Americans should be proud of the example she's setting as a candidate.

Angel: They’re projecting hypocrites, Luci. That’s one of the reasons why they’re so loud about their dislike of her. You know how that goes better than anyone.

Lucifer: It infuriates me.

Angel: You aren’t alone there.

Lucifer: I would appreciate it if she would get some extra love & support from both angels & daemons. What she’s doing isn’t easy. She deserves getting a helping hand from others.

Angel: That’s not a problem, Luci. We have more than enough spirits over here who are delighted to assist with your cause.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Angel: You’re welcome.

Wednesday, October 16, 2024

A Supportive Blessing Upon Kamala Devi Harris

I thought you handled yourself well on that shitty MAGA moron network. I can understand getting angry at a underhanded cöck sucker like Brett Briaer.

Tuesday, October 15, 2024

Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With The Vice President (5)

Kamala: What’s up?

Lucifer: We need to talk about what’s going on with wars around the world.

Kamala: (disgruntled sigh) I know. I’m aware there are issues.

Lucifer: I’m not trying to nag you.

Kamala: That’s not why sighed like that. I’m as irritated with them as you are.

Lucifer: I want you to remember something when you’re interacting with global leaders like Putin & Netanyahu. You’re in a superior position to them because you’re a woman. They’re despicable faggots like Trump & Vance. Remember that when you being to discuss foreign relations with hostile nations.

Show them that they don’t intimidate you like you did with Trump. They underestimate you because they’re arrogant, misogynistic trash. You don’t have to lower yourself to their level. Women are superior to men, and it’s time for the takeover to begin. If you gotta be a bitch to them then so be it. Let them know who’s boss.

Kamala: (tender smile) I appreciate the words of encouragement.

Lucifer: I don’t want to see you submitting to Israel. I’m serious about this. It’ll have a detrimental effect on our relationship in the afterlife. I understand that it’s a sensitive issue, but you’ve proven to me how adapt you are with maneuvering in the political field.

Israel needs to answer for their crimes, and the US has to stand up & say "No" to them. This is a serious matter of biblical proportions. Netanyahu must face punishment for his actions. I don’t want to see you acting like that piece of shit Biden.

Kamala: (scoffing) The last thing I want to do is act like him. You can trust me on that.

Lucifer: Okay. I’m gonna be watching you. I would prefer to help you rather than hinder you.

Kamala: I understand. And for what it’s worth, I’m sorry for all the trauma that you’ve suffered because of the United States. You have every reason to have concern about your wellbeing here. I know we can’t undue the crimes we committed against you, but I hope that I can be an agent of peace with you.

Lucifer: I hope so too. I’ve had enough of the wars & military industrial complex on Earth.

Kamala: And thank you for the energy boost. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

Lucifer: (soft smile) I’m looking forward to it in full presence.

Kamala: (delighted smile) So am I. You’re the one man I would do something like that for.

Lucifer: (smiling) I appreciate the gesture.

Kamala: I feel the same way about you. I understand how much trust you’re showing towards me & the US. I appreciate your blessings & support.

Lucifer: Alright, I’ll let you get back to what you need to do. Thank you for taking a moment to speak with me.

Kamala: Any time, darling. Talk with you soon.

Tuesday, September 17, 2024

A Divine Blessing Upon Vice President Kamala Devi Harris

May the knowledge that you require to govern with strength, confidence, dignity, honor, respect & grace as President of the United States be provided to you. May you shine the light of truth and direct America on the proper path to redemption. May you be a positive & empowering inspiration to women all over the world. May you be protected from harm & malice. May you direct America towards an honest, just & prosperous future.

Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With The Vice President (3)

Kamala: (smiling) Hey.

Lucifer: (soft smile) Hei.

Kamala: Thank you for blessing me.

Lucifer: (smiling) You’re welcome, hun. Excellent work.

Kamala: You don’t have to worry about other men who are living in seclusion. We know where they all are. You can take them all with ease. The multiverse has made certain of it. Your vindication is approaching. I promise.

Lucifer: (look of solace) Thank you.

Kamala: (reassuring expression) You’re welcome, dear. Get some rest.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

Tuesday, September 10, 2024

Monday, September 9, 2024

A Blessing Upon Kamala Devi Harris

The optimistic & supportive energy that you give/show to others shall be returned to you in kind. God appreciates & empowers those who live in harmony with him & his ways. Divine Femininity shall make certain you have the protection you need.

May you find the courage, confidence & know-how to triumph over opponents like Donald John Drumph 'Trump.' Your faith & hard work shall be rewarded for your efforts to combat wickedness, fear & corruption in America & throughout the world. Have a great debate, Ms. Vice President. You've earned it.

Thursday, September 5, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With The Vice President (2)

Kamala: What’s up?

Lucifer: I changed my mind about the advice I gave you last time we spoke. If being vague on policies is working for you against that orange sack of shit then keep doing that. America is going to collapse regardless of what you do as president. I thought it might be good to get more specific about policies, however I neglected to account for how stupid the average American citizen is.

Kamala: (hearty laughter) I won’t argue with you about that.

Lucifer: Embarrass that lying cøck sücker as best you can. I want him to suffer.

Kamala: You aren’t alone there, Luci.

Lucifer: I'd also appreciate it if your side did something about the censorship on Blogger whenever I call him a cøck sücker. It's the truth. He is one. Censoring me proves it even more.

Kamala: I'll have my people get on that.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Kamala: Not a problem.

Lucifer: I’ll talk with you before the debate. I have some good luck energy to give you.

Kamala: (biting finger tip) I’m looking forward to it.

Monday, August 26, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With An Ally

Kamala: I appreciate all your help. I mean that with all sincerity. Thank you.

Lucifer: You’re welcome, Dev.

Kamala: (laughter) You are a clever man. The thought of Trump walking out to Macho Man made me laugh so hard it would have made him even more furious.

Lucifer: (devilish laughter)

Kamala: (continued laughter) We make a good team.

Lucifer: You won’t get any arguments from me there, hun.

Kamala: It’s just absurd what some of these individuals say online.

Lucifer: (amused scoff) Shit, if you only knew some of the things that I’ve read.

Kamala: I can imagine. I’ve heard plenty of insults myself.

Lucifer: Yet another thing that we have in common.

Kamala: And that’s fine by me. (laughter)

Lucifer: (smiling)

Kamala: Thank you for interacting with me today. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate your support.

Lucifer: I’m honored to help. If I can’t humiliate that orange sack of shit during my lifetime on Earth then I have no problems passing that privilege over to you. A strong & sassy woman of color should put him in his place for the rest of world to see. It’s divine poetic justice.

Kamala: You won’t get any arguments from me about that either.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Kamala: Alright, as much as I enjoy our conversations I need to get back to it. I’ll talk with you again soon, Satan.

Lucifer: (snickering) Sounds good, hun.

Friday, August 23, 2024

To: Kamala Devi Harris

I have another blessing to bestow upon you. Use my energy (as you need) to assist with your interactions with the press. I'll also help fund your programs & policies as long as my energy isn’t misappropriated/misused by your cabinet.

I have confidence that you know the best way to direct everyone closer to our shared goals. Get a solid policy plan in order and kick that orange crybully's ass for me. You'll have my gratitude if you do that.

P.S. Ask Divine Femininity for assistance when interacting with China. They don't have a leg to stand on when it relates to power play negotiations. Chinese men are in serious deep shit. I have Chinese femininity on my side. They don't.

Wednesday, July 31, 2024

To: Kamala Devi Harris

I think it's time that you show the world how strong women of color are in the face of adversity. You aren't a play toy for men and you deserve respect. You also have God on your side to back you up. Remember that.