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Monday, September 7, 2026

To: MAGAts

Do you disingenuous "patriotic" lazy sacks of shit want to know how I spent my Labor Day in the lame ol U.S. of A?

I didn’t spend it golfing or shit posting/virtue signaling on social media like that stupid, hypocritical, cocƙsucƙing, parasitical diaper wearing ingrate that y'all worship.

I took my 70 year old, handicapped mother to the grocery store. Pushed the cart for her. Bagged her groceries. Drove her home. Carried her bags inside. Mowed her entire yard. Took out her trash & recycling; and helped her wash her dishes after dinner. You know, an average day for me. 

The best part is that she didn’t even ask me to help her because, unlike you goddamn poseurs, I'm a real man.