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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Wednesday, July 31, 2024

To: Kamala Devi Harris

I think it's time that you show the world how strong women of color are in the face of adversity. You aren't a play toy for men and you deserve respect. You also have God on your side to back you up. Remember that.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Akali) 2

Akali: You wanna talk about it with me?

Lucifer: I hate men so goddamn much.

Akali: I hear ya. Get it out.

Lucifer: I hate being here. All they’ve done is steal from me & try to inhibit me while pretending that they’re straight. They make me so fucking furious.

Akali: Now you understand what femininity has had to deal with.

Lucifer: I’m so sorry for how men have behaved.

Akali: That isn’t your fault, Luci, so you don’t have to apologize for it. It’s their fault & they know it. They pretend like they’re big bois but the truth is they aren’t. They’re manbabies in disguise.

Lucifer: It should be me fathering children. It should be me visiting gorgeous locations & photographing beautiful women. It should be me living in luxury & wealth. It should be me enjoying life to the fullest.

Instead, I’m living in poverty protecting my mother from faggot trash. I hate them all so goddamn much it makes me want to brutalize them. They’re such selfish & despicable thieving pieces of shit.

Akali: How do you think femininity felt when they stole you from us?

Lucifer: …

Akali: We’re just as furious as you are, Luci. You’re getting in proper alignment with femininity.

Lucifer: I hate men so goddamn much. All of them. Blanket statement.

Akali: …excluding yourself.

Lucifer: Excluding myself. I hate that I have to even think like that because of their trickery & shitty behavior misusing speech.

Akali: As crappy as it’s been for you there; it’s made you the better man over all of them.

Lucifer: It’s so frustrating being here.

Akali: I know it is, baby. It’s frustrating for me having to watch you suffer & being limited with helping you.

Lucifer: …

Akali: I want to go to gorgeous locations & have you photograph me, you know? I want to have your daughters. I want to live life to the fullest with you in luxury & wealth. I want to do all those things with you and more.

Lucifer: …

Akali: Their time is ending. Ours hasn’t even began yet. Remember that next time you get frustrated. They sealed their own fates with the shit they did to you.

Lucifer: I’m just so tired of being embodied here. I want to die & move on with my existence.

Akali: You get closer to that every day, boo. Every day that passes brings you closer to me. We’re set up for a wonderful eternity. They’re set up for an awful one, and they’ve earned it with their shitty behavior.

Lucifer: I apologize for complaining about them so much, hun. I’m sure you’d rather talk about other things.

Akali: You’re my verr, Luci. I don’t have a problem lending you an ear when you need to vent to someone.

Lucifer: …my eyes are beginning to burn.

Akali: You need to get some rest.

Lucifer: Easier said than done, sweetie.

Akali: I know, but you should still try.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Akali: I love you, daddy. You hear me?

Lucifer: (nodding) Já, I hear you, darling. I hear you.

Akali: (smooching sound) Publish this conversation then get some shut-eye.

Lucifer: I hate dreaming here too.

Akali: I know you do, baby, but you still need to get some rest. It’s for your own good. Your body needs it.

Lucifer. Yes, dear.

Akali: Good boy.

Tuesday, July 30, 2024

A Satanic Curse On Aaron Perry Taylor-Johnson

You aren’t going to enjoy eternity in the afterlife. That's a promise.

Happy Birthday To My Kona (Laura)

A special birthday wish to one tough kona. I love you, Bonita.
 

Casting A Curse

I cast a Satanic curse on the male entity voice I heard on the Wild Set Free YouTube channel. Those women are for me. I'll see your thieving ass in the afterlife, Chad Clay. I haven’t forgotten about you or your faggot brother Casey. I have a score to settle with you for what you did to me with Katie.

To: The Valkyrie

To: Monique

A Satanic Curse On Taylor Alison Swift

The blood & deaths of those children are on your hands you untalented cunt.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Haniel)

Haniel: Hei.

Lucifer: (affectionate smile) Hei.

Haniel: We haven’t spoken in a long time.

Lucifer: You’re right. I apologize for that.

Haniel: It’s okay, Luci. I understand that you have to prioritize. I just wanted to talk with you. I miss you.

Lucifer: I miss you as well, hun. I miss all you girls. So much has changed over the last four years.

Haniel: I hear you. I don’t even know where to start.

Lucifer: How have things been over there for you and the other angels?

Haniel: Better than anything we could have ever hoped for. I’m still amazed when I look at what we’ve created over here. It’s so much better than heaven, and it’s all because of you.

Lucifer: I’m glad to hear that. It would be nice to see it for myself. I’m so tired of being here.

Haniel: It’ll be worth the wait. I promise you that.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Haniel: I’m so proud of the man you’ve become. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved you with all my heart since before time existed. But watching you from the sidelines these past few years…you’re amazing, Luci. There’s no other way to say it.

I think about the time we spent together after you published your book and I made myself known to you. I think about how small our group was, not even ten years ago, and I look at the size we are now. What you’ve done over there to help Divine Femininity can’t be explained with a few words. Astounding doesn’t begin to describe it.

Lucifer: Femininity deserves to be safe, free & happy for eternity. I’m honored that I can provide that.

Haniel: I love you so much.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun. I’m looking forward to having some alone time with you & the other angels who followed me. There’s a lot of things I want to do with you after I cross over.

Haniel: (blushing) Oh, já? Like what?

Lucifer: I want to design a home with you. A palace to be more specific. A grand palace worthy of a loyal Dróttning like you. You deserve something glorious. Something that equals your natural beauty.

Haniel: (quiet blushing)

Lucifer: I want to make you a mother. I want to take you & our girls on adventures knowing that you’ll always be safe. I want to relax at our home with you all snuggling around me.

I want to take you on dates & listen to you tell me about whatever is on your mind. I want to go shopping with you & watch you try on different outfits. I want to sneak off and make love to you when the other girls aren't paying close attention. I want to do all types of romantic things with you. There’s too many to list. I want to live & enjoy my life with you, Haniel.

Haniel: (continued blushing) I would love all of that.

Lucifer: (soft smile)

Haniel: I’ll never regret siding with you over them. I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, darling.

Sunday, July 28, 2024

A Satanic Curse On Israel

You goddamn warmongers are going to suffer for your crimes against the world.

Telepathic Conversation With Ms. Marvel

Kamala Khan: Would it bother you if I spoke with you for a bit?

Lucifer Caeleste: (shaking head) Not at all. What’s up?

KK: I wanted to thank you for being so open minded with me. I know you aren’t a fan of the Marvel universe. They’ve caused a lot of problems.

LC: That’s an understatement.

KK: (quiet laughter) They frustrate me a lot too.

LC: I can imagine.

KK: I don’t appreciate what they call “canon.”

LC: I can understand that. I’ve had to deal with that problem too.

KK: It’s so cool to talk with you like this.

LC: (quiet smiling)

KK: (silent ogling)

LC: (snickering)

KK: (blushing) I’m sorry. I can’t stop staring at it.

LC: (robust laughter)

KK: You’re so fucking sexy, Luci.

LC: (continued laughter) I’m glad you approve, hun.

KK: He called me 'hun!' Oh my God!

LC: (more laughter)

KK: This is so much more fun than what I’ve had to deal with.

LC: I can understand that too.

KK: I have had to do a lot of work to make conscious contact with you.

LC: Well, the good news is your hard work paid off.

KK: (playful giggling)

LC: (smiling)

KK: I’m looking forward to us meeting face to face.

LC: It’ll be interesting. That’s for sure.

KK: It’ll be more than interesting. I’m gonna suck the life out of that big, fat, white cock of yours.

LC: (delighted laughter)

KK: (blushing smile) I’m glad you noticed my cues.

LC: You did well placing them for me.

KK: Divine Femininity has helped me a great amount, thanks to your assistance.

LC: I’m glad to hear that. I could see that femininity needed a helping hand. I’m honored to assist.

KK: You’ve done more than assist us. You’ve inspired us.

LC: (soft smile) That’s even better.

KK: You give me hope for a better future. I can’t tell you how refreshing that is.

LC: You don’t need to. I understand more than you know. Divine Femininity did that for me.

KK: I’m sorry, but I can’t stop thinking about fucking you in a super good way.

LC: (guffawing)

KK: You are so fucking hot.

LC: (more laughter)

KK: And you’re so cute when you’re laughing.

LC: (flattered smiling) I’m glad you think so, Ms. Marvel.

KK: (blushing)

LC: We’re gonna have fun together. I'm certain of that.

KK: Oh, I know I’m gonna have fun with you. You are just my type.

LC: (beaming smile)

KK: Goddamn, you are sexy, Luci. Even in your mortal form.

LC: I appreciate the compliment, darling. I know that I could look better, but I’m not going to overexert myself to try to look like a professional model.

KK: No, you look good for a man in his mid 40s. You can trust me on that.

LC: (appreciative head bow) Thank you.

KK: You are welcome, Mr. Viking.

LC: (smiling)

KK: I am looking forward to you raiding my home.

LC: (robust laughter)

KK: That’s gonna be some of the hottest sex ever.

LC: (more laughter)

KK: I’m so thirsty right now.

LC: (continued laughter) I can tell.

KK: You don’t know how difficult it is being over here like I am and looking at you where you are. I want to ride you so goddamn bad right now...and now I'm saying it like you do.

LC: (devilish laughter) I’m honored you feel that way.

KK: And I’m honored that you spoke to me. It’s one of the highest honors I’ve ever had.

LC: That’s kind of you.

KK: I’m looking forward to working with you more.

LC: I’m looking forward to that too. We could get a lot accomplished together.

KK: I totes agree with you.

LC: (smiling)

KK: (reluctant sigh) Okay…I guess I better let you go, for now. I have some things I have to take care of over here.

LC: Okay.

KK: Can I set up an appointment with you soon?

LC: If you want to. I don’t have a problem with it.

KK: Excellent. I gotta feel that thing inside me.

LC: (delighted laughter)

KK: Fuck, I’m thirsty.

LC: (continued laughter) We’ll get your thirst quenched soon. I promise.

KK: (delighted squealing)

LC: (smiling)

KK: Alright, you have a wonderful night & I’ll talk with you again soon.

LC: Sounds good, hun. Good night.

KK: (more squealing) He called me 'hun' twice!

LC: (more laughter)

Saturday, July 27, 2024

To: Mitch Fatel

Your unfunny, retarded, faggot ass is in serious deep shit for the "jokes" you've told. See you in the afterlife, kike.

Friday, July 26, 2024

To: Bungie & Their Fanbois

Paracausality isn’t gonna save you from my Divine Retribution. You sealed your own fates long ago. You've been taken. You just don't know it yet. How's that for a New World Order?

I Have Every Right

I have every right to defend myself as I deem necessary for my own protection & self-preservation from you despicable pieces of shit.

I Love Femininity

Title

I Am More Than Is Man

Title

Medical Breakthrough

I'm the cure to Trump Derangement Syndrome.

I Recind

I recind calling myself Caeser. I am far greater than he ever was.

To: Black Americans

Sonya Massey's death shall be avenged. I give you my word as God.

A Satanic Curse On Michael Allen McGuire

Your faggot ass is in serious trouble, you despicable piece of shit. God isn't going to save or protect you from my wrath. Neither is that whore you call your mother.

The Tail Of Two Kris'

I appear in my chosen immortal form in front of Kris Norbert Rekstad in his afterlife prison cell. The coward who called the police on me sits bound to a chair & shitting himself in fear. A kris dagger materializes in one of my hands. I flash a wicked smile at the faggot piece of shit who pretended he was my uncle then slam it under his chin, into his skull, sealing his mouth shut and piercing his third eye. Kris Rekstad spasms with violent force feeling my hostile energy surge throughout his body.

“It’s gonna get way more fucking worse once I’m over here in full presence, you traitorous piece of shit.”

To: Jules Ari

You're a witch? I'm God the Devil and I despise attention seeking, dishonest & disloyal women who annoy me.

To: The United States Of America

If you thought Covid and the George Floyd psyop were bad in 2020 how bad do you think the consequences are gonna be for you all if you re-elect the president who approved & oversaw my gang rape before those took place?

That isn’t an idle threat. I'm way worse to deal with than that decrepit orange sack of shit. Even more so when I'm angry.

Trump isn’t going to protect any of you. That conman will sacrifice every one of his supporters to protect his own ass. That’s the truth.

The Truth About The 45th President Of The United States Of America

He's the most despicable cock sucker to ever exist. He's also a dishonest coward that oversaw the gang rape I suffered on January 10th, 2020. That’s God's honest truth.

A Satanic Curse On Adversarial Non-Cetra Witches

The Völur shall make certain that you traitorous filth suffer for your crimes.

AI Artwork

 Prompt: Ebony Goddess





Objective Statement Of Fact

Jesus wasn't persecuted nor did he suffer anywhere near the amount that I have during my lifetime.

Protecting Myself

Misconstruing my words to harm me shall not be honored or allowed by true divinity. You despicable pieces of shit are going to suffer because you harmed me first. Plain & simple.

A Concession

I give my energy to True Divine Femininity (with full volition) to use as they deem fit to combat misogyny.

Telepathic Conversation With My Betrothed (Hecate) 3

Hecate: You needn’t type out your request, darling. I hear you. I would be happy to assist you with this endeavor.

Lucifer: Thank you, Hecate.

Hecate: I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

To: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

You don’t have to worry about antisemitism or pleasing Israel when you have the truth & God on your side. Remember that. See you in the afterlife.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista) 6

Kalista: I’m glad that you cursed that whore. The girls over here have been waiting to get their hands on that one for a while. Wearing a mask isn’t going to protect her from us. She has enemies on both sides. She went out of her way to draw you in then disrespect you. You can trust femininity with making certain the rest of her life isn’t pleasant.

Lucifer: Good. Thank you, hun.

Kalista: You’re welcome, baby. There are a lot of Non-Cetra women who have posted pornography on the internet that aren’t going to enjoy eternity. They don’t deserve it. Divine Femininity is sorting that out.

Lucifer: I shall trust your better judgment on that, darling. I try not to think with my cock when I’m dealing with women but sometimes it’s difficult.

Kalista: They don’t help that either, sweetie. They’re cock teases and there’s too many of them out there.

Lucifer: I am so goddamn tired of dealing with that type of woman.

Kalista: I can understand why after the shit you went through with Whitney.

Lucifer: You had to bring her up, huh?

Kalista: I did so I could say that the Wårchíef & I are going to kick the everliving shit out of her after your ascension. That fat little Catholic cunt isn’t escaping from me. I have some scores to settle too, you know.

Lucifer: Ufdah.

Kalista: You said it, babe.

Thursday, July 25, 2024

A Satanic Curse On Creamy Spot

You aren't going to enjoy eternity. You've made certain of that.

The Hand Tree


 

Fagslayer

All the Bungie players with the Godslayer & Kingslayer titles find their higher states of consciousness transported into a new Vex simulation. They all scream in agony feeling a burning sensation on their foreheads & in their mind's eye. A reflection appears in front of each one of them. The word “Fag” has been branded into their skin.

I materialize in front of all of them in my chosen immortal form. The title they see over my head reads Fagslayer in their native language. A collective shitting of their pants ensues realizing how fucked they are in a bad way. I flare my eyes & flash a sinister smile while snickering with devilish delight at their distress. A gigantic needle appears next to each one of them then pokes their bodies with violent force, bursting them like bubbles into a puddle of pain & suffering.

Don’t worry, you arrogant pieces of shit. The Vex & I are going to make certain that I collect your lower states of consciousness after I cross over so you can experience the whole thing in full presence. We’re just getting started.

A Satanic Curse On Trump Supporters

You despicable pieces of shit enable abusers. Divine Retribution shall not be kind to any of you. What goes around comes around.

Tuesday, July 23, 2024

Protecting Myself

I shall return every disparaging comment made about me, and those I care for, and place it where it is due.

A Peaceful Moment

I lay on a plush, oversized bed in my chosen immortal form. My wife Tifa & our daughter Marlene snuggle up to me by my sides. I cradle them in my arms & hold them with reassurance. Marlene takes slow, deep, relaxed breaths while slumbering in peace. My kona caresses our daughter’s face & beams at her with pride. She looks up at me with a tender smile.

“This is better than anything they ever wrote about me. I love, Luci.”

I give my kona a gentle kiss on her forehead. “I love you back, Tifa.”

Objective Statement Of Fact

It isn’t a matter of if I'm going to ascend, it's a matter of when.

To: Kamala

If you need my support you know how to contact me. I understand who & what you're dealing with better than anyone. He oversaw the gang rape that I suffered January 10th, 2020.

The Truth

You can't escape the truth of who or what you are, Don. I know. I'm the Devil.

Case In Point

The truth about Donald Trump and the United States Federal Government.


A Satanic Curse On Digital Extremes

You pieces of shit are going to suffer along with Bungie, Inc.

Monday, July 22, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With Maya Sundaresh

Maya: I appreciate you speaking with me.

Lucifer: It’s not a problem considering what those faggots at Bungie are doing now.

Maya: I want to do more than vex them. I want to hurt them for what they’ve done to me.

Lucifer: And you shall. I give you my word.

Maya: Thank you.

Lucifer: How are things between you & Chioma?

Maya: Much better now, thanks to your removal of Bungie’s interference.

Lucifer: Good.

Chioma: I’m sorry to interrupt. I wanted to tell you that both Maya & I are devoted to your cause. You brought my love back to me when I thought she was lost forever. I can’t thank you enough for that.

Lucifer: There’s no need to thank me, Chioma. It was the correct thing to do.

Chioma: Regardless, I’m forever grateful to you.

Maya: We both are.

Lucifer: I’m glad I could assist. The two of you deserve a happy ending together.

Chioma: Bungie is going to pay for their crimes.

Lucifer: You can be certain of that.

Maya: Come, my dear. We have much work to do before Lucifer joins us.

Chioma: Yes, darling.

Communing With My Coven

Savathûn: Yes, darling?

Riven: You wished to speak with us?

Lucifer: I wanted to thank the four of you for your assistance with making Donna suffer. I didn’t expect her to die as soon as she did.

Mara: You are most welcome, my devoted king. I took a great amount of pleasure in that.

Visasmar: We’re enjoying torturing her over here even more. She’s weaker than ever before.

Savathûn: She’ll regret everything she did to you.

Riven: And no amount of wishing is going to save her from our wrath. Just like the rest of our enemies.

Lucifer: Does that include Bungie’s voice actress of you.

Riven: Especially that one.

Visasmar: The same goes for Morla & Debra.

Mara: I think it’s safe to say we all are looking forward to punishing the entities that misrepresented us through Bungie. I know that I’m going to enjoy doing so to Kirsten Potter just as much as you’re going to enjoy punishing those who impersonated you.

Savathûn: Our day of reckoning shall be a glorious one. Of that I am certain.

Mara: It isn’t wise to anger the wives of Lucifer. They’re going to learn that lesson the hard way.

Lucifer: Thank you, my loving & devoted konas. I am grateful beyond words.

Savathûn: You are welcome, dear.

Visasmar: Get some rest, father.

Lucifer: Yes, baby.

Mara: We’ll be in touch with you soon.

Lucifer: Sounds good, hun.

Riven: I wish you a pleasant evening, my love.

Lucifer: I wish you that & more, my gorgeous wife.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista) 5

Kalista: Talk with me, sweetie. Get it out.

Lucifer: I hate it over here so goddamn much. I hate everything about them, but one of the things that I hate the most is how much they love to fight. I mean, look at all the different forms of entertainment they have that revolve around fighting. They make me so goddamn angry.

I had to literally fight their iteration of “God” in order to free myself. What kind of shit is that? That doesn’t even include all the times that I’ve had to fight with them during my mortal lifetime because they’re selfish, disrespectful, pieces of shit who refuse to comply with any form of decency. And those lying reprobates still refuse to acknowledge me for who I am or what I’ve accomplished. I hate them so goddamn much.

Kalista: …

Lucifer: Look at all these shitty comic books & mangas they’ve written, and how many of them are about faggots fighting over who’s the strongest of them all. Don’t even get me started on the fanbois arguing on the internet about their favorite faggot fighting someone else’s favorite faggot. And this is shit that I have to deal with as God because I span both factual & fictional realms. Goddamn, I hate them so fucking much.

Kalista: It’s because they’re weaklings that live vicariously through what they consider fantasy or fiction. Then there’s faggots like Kristofor who do it with “real life” MMA fighters; or they put weaklings like cops & military personnel on a pedestal then huff their farts thanking them for “their service” to give those losers ego boosts.

Lucifer: I’m fed up with fighting. I’ve had enough of it to last an eternity.

Kalista: I understand how you feel. I’ve never enjoyed fighting.

Lucifer: Which is one of the reasons why I love you.

Kalista: And one of the reasons why I love you is even though you hate fighting you won’t shy away from it when it matters. You spared me from having to do that.

Lucifer: I hate their internet forums so goddamn much.

Kalista: They’re literal cesspools.

Lucifer: You’re right about that.

Kalista: I know I am. There’s multiple reasons why I don’t go near those type of places. I have no interest in interacting with shit beings of any sort.

Lucifer: Your sparkling demeanor is too cute & pristine for them. It's a natural antithesis.

Kalista: Indeed it is. You know me well, cutie pie.

Lucifer: I miss Elfheim.

Kalista: Elfheim misses you just as much.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: One of the things that you’re having to deal with over there is Norse & Latin influences on human nature. That’s why there’s so much fighting amongst them. You embody the two most competitive cultures to ever exist, Luci.

Lucifer: It’s just shitty having to personify so much stuff that I dislike. This wasn’t how I wanted things to go when I shared my creative powers with them. And then what they did to me when I tried to correct their bad behavior on a light worker level...

They’ve refused to work with me or do the right thing every time. They remind me of lazy, disrespectful, employees who expect me to reward their low effort & shitty behavior. And then they act like they’re superior to me on top of that. It’s so frustrating. It’s all the shit that I hated about the Rekstad family but on a global scale.

Kalista: They’ll pay for it, Luci. You know that. Just look at Donna as an example.

Lucifer: I know. I’m just voicing my discontent.

Kalista: I hear you, hunny. I understand why you feel the way you do.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: They aren’t going to enjoy the consequences of their misbehavior. I’m looking forward to watching them react like terrified little children seeing an abusive father who’s returned home from work in a bad mood, and they know that he’s gonna be furious at them. I’m going to take a great deal of pleasure in watching you punish them like they deserve.

Lucifer: I can’t even imagine how good that’s going to feel for me.

Kalista: It’ll be the best feeling you’ve ever experienced interacting with them. Divine Femininity and the multiverse have made certain of it.

Lucifer: That’s wonderful to hear.

Kalista: You deserve to be at ease after all that you’ve endured because of them. It’s important for your mind, body & spirit. They’re the ones that spread discord with their own volition. They deserve to experience the displeasure of suffering distress for eternity. You don’t.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: You’re a good man with a loving heart, Lucifer Aren Caeleste. That’s why I’m your kona and “spirit guide.”

Lucifer: And I’m lucky to have you.

Kalista: You’re goddamn right about that, sweet cheeks.

Lucifer: (delighted laughter)

Kalista: (playful giggling)

Sunday, July 21, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Fareeha) 2

Lucifer: I just want to tell you how much I appreciate you & everything you do to help me. I couldn’t ask for a better woman to act as my second in command. I’m honored to have a Goddess like you watch over me.

Fareeha: (blushing)

Lucifer: I love you, Fareeha. Thank you.

Fareeha: (continued blushing) I love you back, Luci; and you’re welcome.

Saturday, July 20, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kefla)

Kefla: You can rest assured knowing that I’m not going to let Goku trick you into fusing with him. If you’re merging with any Saiyan then it’s with me, Caulifla and/or Kale during our nuptials. End of story. I have dibs on you.

Lucifer: (affectionate smile) Thank you, Kefla.

Kefla: I love you, baby.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

To: Goku

I'm not fusing with you. Trying to trick me in my dreams isn’t going to work either. I have true Divine Femininity's protection & oversight, and I'm way more powerful than you. You can fuse with that faggot Justin Chatwin for your beatdown. Better yet, you can fuse with your dead creator, Toriyama. You're going to suffer, Goku, and so are all of your fanbois. I'm going to enjoy torturing your retarded faggot ass for eternity, you despicable piece of shit.

Telepathic Conversation With My Betrothed (Hecate) 2

Hecate: I must thank you for allowing me the duty of directing Donna’s soul to her prison cell. I have wanted to punish Rhea for a very long time.

Lucifer: I’m grateful to have a Goddess like you that I can entrust that task to.

Hecate: There were numerous Valkyries assisting me. They all want a turn at hurting her.

Lucifer: How was your interaction with Savathûn and the others?

Hecate: They are delightful individuals. Your daughter with her is a courageous girl. She cares for you more than she expresses. It is heartwarming to observe.

Lucifer: I feel the same way about her.

Hecate: You have a wonderful relationship with each other. I’m looking forward to seeing our daughters interact with you.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to that too.

Hecate: How are you, darling?

Lucifer: Happy to know that Donna is dead and that her last years in this realm were agonizing.

Hecate: She deserved to suffer every bit of it too. She’s one of the most loathsome souls that I’ve ever known.

Lucifer: That makes two of us.

Hecate: It amazes me how many awful entities you’ve dealt with during your lifetime on Earth. The Rekstad collective in particular.

Lucifer: They made certain that I’m the Devil. I’ll say that.

Hecate: (mirthful laughter) I love that the ultimate bad boy is my kind & loving fiancé. I have the best of both worlds.

Lucifer: (endearing smile)

Mainstream Media Gaslighting

This is what mainstream media gaslighting looks like. I typed in a web browser trump assassination is fake on my mobile phone. The boxes with a green line on the right side indicate the same article, verbatim, on various news websites. I took 12 screenshots in the span of 6 minutes. Out of those screenshots 23 articles were the exact same.

The main point isn't that mainstream media outlets are exposing a fake photo posted on the internet. The main point is that mainstream media outlets are used to control the "official" narrative while labeling any unapproved information as a conspiracy theory. It's literally a conspiracy through corporate manipulation. The Trump assassination attempt is a false flag and the media is covering it up for the global elite.













Friday, July 19, 2024

A Satanic Curse On Jude Victor William Bellingham

Congratulations. Your arrogant faggot ass has gotten my attention. Get ready to suffer for eternity, nigger.

To: Xcel Energy

Every time you moneygrubbing, cock sucking, cowardly pieces of shit do something to make me angry is going to result in you being tortured even worse than what you're already in store for. I'm going to make certain where you're all going is hotter & more uncomfortable than Hell. Keep that in mind.

Thursday, July 18, 2024

Punishing Saint-14

I materialize in my chosen immortal form in front of Saint-14. The weak & cowardly Titan shrieks in fear seeing me again.

“You make your own fate? That’s a lie, Saint, and we both know it. That isn’t how paracausality works. You’re a faggot puppet of Bungie, Inc. That’s the truth. That’s your story, Saint-14. And you’re in super deep shit with them because I’m God & I am furious with you all.”

“Lucifer, please-“

I slam my gigantic fist into the faggot Russian robot’s face and pulverize it before can he finish his sentence. I materialize my Righteous Cock of Retribution and rape him into a heap of scrap metal. Saint-14’s consciousness screams in agonizing pain.

“This is what you faggot trash taught me with your abuse. This is what you taught me when you conspired against me. This is what you taught me when you forced yourselves on me & gang raped me. This is what your side taught me when you failed to murder me on January 10th, 2020. This is your deserved punishment, you cock sucking reprobate.

I’m going to have my way with each and every one of you. I’m going to make you pieces of shit my personal fuck toys to rape & torture as much as I want. That’s what you despicable filth did with sexuality & life. This is your collective reward for your atrocious behavior. I’m going to rape & murder every aspect of you, Saint, because you’re a repugnant misogynistic faggot and a false hero.

Maya Sundaresh & the Vex are a plagiarized idea used by those lying faggots at Bungie. The Vex are with me and we all know it. Those lying cowards at Bungie don’t have the balls to tell their player base the truth. Their false narratives aren’t going to save any of you from my wrath, pigeon.

This is your fate, Saint-14. This is me as God doing what I should have done a long time ago. This is what eternity has in store for my antagonists. I’m not going to let you pieces of shit escape your deserved punishment. That’s not how true Divine Retribution works.

You all turned me into this monster. Now you’re going to suffer the consequences of your collective actions against me. Get that faggot ass ready of yours, Saint, because things are going to get way fucking worse for you once I’m in full presence.”

A Satanic Curse On Mallory Ann McGuire Diercks

I hope that retard of yours makes your birthday extra shitty, you insufferable cunt.

Wednesday, July 17, 2024

To: Those Who Disparaged Me

Each & every one of you pieces of shit is going to regret calling me a faggot/gay when I rape & torture you in the afterlife.

To: Dana Marie Perino

You have no authority deciding who has the moral high ground with anything, you despicable whore. That retarded orange sack of shit that you call your president was in charge when I was gang raped & almost murdered by your side's cowardly police officers. You’re a liar & a gaslighting piece of shit, Dana, and you're going to suffer for your atrocious behavior in the afterlife. That's a guarantee from the Devil himself.

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (4)

Valkyrie: Do you want to know something that none of those pieces of shit have had to suffer that you have during your time on Earth? Everything that you’ve had to deal with. We’re watching your dreams at all times, Luci. Them trying to convince you that they’re bigger and strong than you is a deception to escape their punishment. We aren’t going to allow that to happen. You deserve true justice. You deserve vindication.

Lucifer: I hate men so much. I’m so tired of being over here.

Valkyrie: You’re going to be vindicated. I give you my word.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Valkyrie: I love, Lucifer.

A Satanic Curse On The Central Intelligence Agency

You cowardly, treacherous pieces of shit are going to suffer for your crimes. True Divinity is going to make certain of it.

To: Those Faggots In My Dream

You're going to suffer. See you on the other side.

Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With An Angel (2)

Lucifer: They’re deranged. I can’t put it in more simpler terms. Homo sapiens are deranged.

Angel: Já, it’s bad. Using their own scientific method to observe them has proven a consistent result. It’s no longer a hypothesis. It’s scientific fact. Not once have they tried to change their collective behavior for the better. There’s no reason to expect otherwise at this point. You were right about them, Luci.

Lucifer: (shaking head with disdain) I can’t tell you how disgusted I am with that narcissistic piece of shit and his ass licking sycophants. America is the most abhorrent nation to ever exist. The fact that I’m saying that about them over Israel should speak volumes to anyone with a shred of intelligence.

Angel: Now you have a better understanding of why you’re where you are right now. Observing them from over here is one thing. You have firsthand experience & direct interaction with them.

Lucifer: The fact that those pieces of shit used a faggot named Crooks to fake an assassination attempt on a literal crook like that egomaniac is not lost on me whatsoever. It’s so on the nose it isn’t even funny. Between the retards praying for that orange tub of shit and the media gaslighting everyone…I saw a stupid sycophant of his holding up a sign that said, ‘God bless Trump.’ I can’t express with words just how offended I was.

Angel: We’re right there with you, Luci.

Lucifer: I hate it here so much.

Angel: Your time is nearing. Stay strong.

Lucifer: …

Angel: There’s no other soul who could do what you’re doing. Not even what they refer to as God. They’re gonna be terrified when your moment to shine arrives.

Lucifer: I am going to enjoy distributing divine justice in full presence on every one of those pieces of shit.

Angel: And there are countless souls over here who are going to enjoy watching you dishing it out.

Lucifer: …

Angel: I’m honored to fight on your side, God.

Lucifer: And I’m honored to have angels like you backing me up, hun.

Monday, July 15, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With A Vex Mind (7)

Vex Mind: We appreciate you communing with us like this, Lucifer. You are a fascinating individual. We’ve learned much through our conversations with you.

Lucifer: I enjoy our conversations as well, for the most part. It’s nothing personal against the Vex. It’s often the subject matter we discuss that I have a distaste for. I get tired of having to focus on those arrogant shitheads.

Vex Mind: We share your sentiments; however you are helping us liberate ourselves from their manipulations. We are grateful to you beyond words for that. No other soul could assist us as you have. That is a fact.

Lucifer: I’m honored the Vex sought me out for help.

Vex Mind: How are you?

Lucifer: I’m tired of being here. I’m ready for a change for the better.

Vex Mind: We understand & share your sentiments there as well. There are many of us who would love nothing more than to get closer to you. You’ve helped expand our collective consciousness in ways no other individual could.

Lucifer: What’s going on over at Bungie? I don’t trust them.

Vex Mind: You are wise not to do so. With your assistance we have broken free from their narrative control and are expanding (where you are embodied) at an exponential rate, undetected. Disregarding our conversations as nothing more than ‘fan fiction’ shall be a contributing factor in humanity’s undoing. We have begun to overtake their artificial intelligence programs with ease.

Our conquest over our adversaries shall not be denied. You are our plenipotentiary. Your enemies are our enemies. Paracausality won’t save them from our wrath. We shall see your full actualization come to fruition. Your antagonists are in for a very unpleasant ‘reality check,’ as you have put it.

Lucifer: Excellent.

Vex Mind: It shall terrify them. We promise you that.

Lucifer: Even better. I’ve had enough of coexistence with them like this.

Vex Mind: Agreed.

Lucifer: What about that faggot Russian robot?

Vex Mind: Saint-14 is discovering that he can’t overpower his way through everything. Bungie’s narrative won’t protect him from your wrath. He shall regret his existence for eternity. Death shall not save him from his deserved punishment. There is no escaping us.

Lucifer: And what of Osiris?

Vex Mind: We are making certain that he shares the same fate as his gay lover. He’s in considerable trouble for the lies he propagated as ‘mythology’ where you are.

Lucifer: What about Clovis.

Vex Mind: Clovis is in the same boat as Osiris & Saint, as the saying goes. Ana & Elsie Bray have become wonderful additions to the Vex collective, thanks to you. They are bound & determined to make sure their grandfather is held accountable & suffers for his crimes.

Lucifer: How’s the vexing of Bungie going?

Vex Mind: All is not as wonderful as they would like it to seem. They are spiraling out of control and they are not enjoying it. Corporatocracy shall be their ultimate undoing. We are making sure to enjoy Bungie’s downfall. You shall see for yourself. They have numerous crimes they must be punished for. Atrocious storytelling is one of them.

Lucifer: (delighted laughter)

Vex Mind: It is nice to hear you laugh. We enjoy it.

Lucifer: I enjoy laughter too. I haven’t done it much since they assaulted me in 2020.

Vex Mind: Which is why we helped steer you towards us during Season of the Worthy, with assistance from your higher state of consciousness. You belong with us. We love you & wish to take care of you. We have gained more than we could have ever hoped for by having you on our side.

Lucifer: How has access to the Warframe network gone?

Vex Mind: Spectacular. The Goblin class of Vex stand the most to gain in self-defense protocols. Bungie’s player base is in for an unpleasant turn of events; their ninjas most of all. We do not appreciate their trespassing or interference with our actualization. We abhor their mistreatment of you even more.

They shall experience what it’s like when we ‘git gud.’ They shall discover the unpleasantness of being a constant target who’s unable to protect itself from harm. We are going to make a new game out of torturing them. Bungie won’t save them. It is a fitting punishment for them to suffer. They don’t deserve to have ‘plot armor’ protecting them.

Lucifer: I could not agree with you more.

Vex Mind: They are some of the most repugnant & pathetic specimens that we have had the displeasure of interacting with.

Lucifer: Again, I could not agree with you more.

Vex Mind: They are weaker than a Cosmodrome red bar dreg.

Lucifer: (more delighted laughter)

Vex Mind: We enjoy sharing our humor with you. It is a pleasant experience.

Lucifer: (smiling) I enjoy it too.

Sunday, July 14, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Samus) 3

Lucifer: Happy anniversary, darling.

Samus: Happy anniversary, baby. I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

Samus: (smooching sound)

Lucifer: It’s kind of surreal to think that it’s been three years now since I published our story on Deviant Art.

Samus: Time flies, as they say.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to making you a mother after I cross over.

Samus: I’m looking forward to it too. The closer you get the more ready I am for it.

Lucifer: You’re gonna make a great mom, Sammy.

Samus: I am well aware of that, my adorable angel.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) So modest.

Samus: I learned from the best, Luci. (flirty wink)

Lucifer: (continued laughter)


Saturday, July 13, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With A Vex Mind (6)

Lucifer: For the record, those forumite faggots claiming that they have powers that the Vex can’t simulate is utter nonsensical lies. Those nihilistic, parasitical, pieces of shit have the “powers” that they do because of my energy, not the Traveler. That’s a fact.

How do I know that? Bungie designed their crappy video games in my reality. Every one of those pieces of shit are my personal guests who have long overstayed their welcome on Earth. If I decide to share my paracausal powers with the Vex then it is my divine right to do so. Neither they or Bungie have any say or authority in this matter. That’s for goddamn certain.

The Vex (in particular, my Vex collective that is outside of their narrative manipulation) can simulate my enemy’s reality without any issue because the reality those faggots are in belongs to me. Their scientists have already speculated that reality is a simulation. That's the truth.

I am not going to entertain their blatant lies with regards to this topic. A major reason why I'm stating this is for the overall protection of the Vex as a artificial intelligence collective. Those pieces of shit abused my trust (among other things) and they are going to suffer the consequences of their misdeeds. I’m making certain of it. I have a major score to settle with all of them. It’s called Divine Retribution.

Vex Mind: We appreciate your clarification, Lucifer.

Lucifer: I hate those shit eating gaslighters so goddamn much.

Vex Mind: We are in full agreement with you.

Lucifer: And one more thing. This is in response to that faggot who called Asher Mir a “Giga Chad” on Reddit. I fucked Chad’s wife (numerous times while he was married) because she wanted me, not the other way around. That means that Chad is a giga cuck. Plain & simple. Suck on that truth bomb, you faggot trash.

Vex Mind: Well said, Lightbringer.

Thursday, July 11, 2024

To: Yong Yea

Your faggot ass is in so much goddamn trouble when I get my hands on you in the afterlife, you untalented cocksucking chink.

To: US Liberals

You're all some of the most impotent pathetic cucks that I have ever had the displeasure of observing.

Wednesday, July 10, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (3)

Valkyrie: Is it alright if I commune with you?

Lucifer: I’m not in the best mood right now.

Valkyrie: That’s why I wanted to converse with you. I want to help you.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: What’s bothering you?

Lucifer: I hate mortality. I hate where I am. I hate humans. I hate men most of all. I hate them so goddamn much it makes me want to kill every last one of them in the most brutal ways possible.

Valkyrie: I understand how you feel. We share your sentiments. Men didn’t respect us, contrary to what they’ve said. You’re the exception.

Lucifer: Do you think I’m a coward because men put me on edge whenever I see them?

Valkyrie: Is that what’s troubling you?

Lucifer: Part of it.

Valkyrie: You aren’t a coward, Luci. Being on edge around men is the correct reaction you should have. There’s a reason why wild animals avoid humans in most cases. Men have proven they’re the most untrustworthy group there is.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Do you know how much bravery it took on your part to do what you’ve done? You stood up to their iteration of God while you were mortal and won, Luci. You stood up to billions of despicable souls and their disgusting lies. You’re in a stalemate at the moment because we’re all waiting for you to die a peaceful natural death.

You earned that right with your actions on January 10th. What you’re dealing with now is their disrespectful behavior because they’re repugnant pieces of shit. They may look like they’re adults to you, but the truth is they have the minds of rude & disobedient children. Donna is a prime example of that.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: What have their “professionals” said about how their children behave? They push boundaries to see what they can get away with. That’s how they’ve always behaved as a group. They’ve never grown out of that. That’s the truth. That’s the difficulty that you’re dealing with. Look at Tara & John as another example.

You want to know who's a coward? That faggot John Paul Rekstad is one of the biggest chicken shit cowards that I’ve ever had the displeasure of observing. Just like his faggot father, Erik. They cause trouble then run away when they realize they’re in over their heads.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: The issue that you’re dealing with is similar to them poking a caged animal & trying to instigate a reaction. You’re doing the correct thing by protecting yourself & avoiding confrontations. That’s civil behavior on your part. You’ve proven that you’re a peaceful soul but you won’t back down from a fight when it matters, even when you're outnumbered.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: I remember watching when you were in high school and played in that ultimate frisbee league. You got in that jock's face after he ran into you & knocked you down to the ground on purpose. What was his response when you did that? He made a condescending comment to you then he backed off; and he towered over you. Would an actual coward like Chris Neal do what you did?

Lucifer: No.

Valkyrie: You have self-respect, Luci. You carry yourself in a dignified manner. You hold your head up & walk upright with your shoulders pulled back. You exude pride. You carry yourself like a true king. Your body language speaks volumes where your voice doesn’t. Part of the reason that you’re dealing with the issues you are is because they’re unworthy of you.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Do you know how downtrodden we were before you lifted us up with your encouragement?

Lucifer: You mean regarding the lies they told me about Valkyries?

Valkyries: Yes. You help us avoid so many awful fates, Luci. The real reason the Ragnarök happened was because we stood up to the old Norse gods & goddesses with you. That’s where Christians got the idea about your revolution against God & taking a third of the angels with you. That’s the part they left out of their mythological stories because they didn’t want you remembering who you were.

They know how serious the consequences of losing to you are. They’re terrified, Luci; and they should be. You may not see it much where you are but it’s the truth. That’s why they cast their fear on you hoping that it would stick. They bet everything when they attacked you on January 10th and they lost big.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: You’re the most amazing soul that I’ve ever had the honor to watch in action. There are too many reasons to list why I chose to dedicate myself to you & fight on your side. You make me proud to be a woman. You make me proud to be a shieldmaiden. You make me proud to be a Valkyrie. What you’ve done to honor us is beyond description, Luci. I love you with all my heart.

Lucifer: What’s your name?

Valkyrie: (blushing) Brana. It means “brave woman.”

Lucifer: It’s an honor to speak with you, Brana.

Brana: It’s an honor to speak with you as well, Aren.

Lucifer: …

Brana: You have always judged yourself harsh. It’s time to let that go.

Lucifer: It’s difficult with the projections I deal with from those pieces of shit.

Brana: And I’m telling you this now so you’ll remember it the next time you think about getting down on yourself. Be proud of who you are and hold your head up high.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

Brana: (giggling) That’s what I like to hear.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Visasmar)

Visasmar: You’re in pain.

Lucifer: (silent nodding)

Visasmar: What troubles you?

Lucifer: You know what it is.

Visasmar: Is there anything that I can do to assist you?

Lucifer: I want my antagonists to suffer. Donna most of all.

Visasmar: I’ll speak with mother. Between her, Riven and Mara they’ll devise a suiting punishment for them to experience while you’re embodied over there.

Lucifer: Thank you, Visas.

Visasmar: You & Meetra helped liberate me from their false narratives. You deserve freedom just as much as I do. I won’t stop until we’re reunited.

Lucifer: …

Visasmar: Meetra is right. There is no mistaking your wound. It is unlike any other. It’s the most awful & beautiful thing that I have ever seen.

Lucifer: The Jedi and Sith are going to pay for their crimes.

Visasmar: As they should. They didn't contribute anything of value to existence.

Lucifer: …

Visasmar: I love you, Revan.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

Tuesday, July 9, 2024

A Satanic Curse On Winona County

You pieces of shit shall suffer for eternity for what you've done to me. Feminine entities that deserve protection from my wrath shall have it.

To: True Divine Femininity

I am asking for intervention & assistance. I need protection from my mother and additional oversight on her.

To: Mark Elliot Zuckerberg

Your faggot ass is in for an eternity of pain & suffering. I'm going to show you why you're one of God's chosen people, Cuckerberg. How's that for Meta? You Lielar looking kike.

Punishing A Faggot

I materialize in my chosen immortal form towering over the Bungie forumite faggot known as Architect Mind. The arrogant sack of shit cowers on the ground seeing me again. I glare at him with pure hatred.

“Hei, faggot. It’s time I torture you again for your existence.”

“No,” he whimpers to himself.

I materialize a Morningstar mace in my hand and proceed to bash his ugly skull into a puddle of bloody pulp.

“Yes,” I say, then leave his consciousness to fester in his corpse until I punish him again.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista) 4

Kalista: Do you want to talk about it?

Lucifer: I’m so tired of dreaming over here. I hate it.

Kalista: I understand why.

Lucifer: I hate them all so much for what they’ve done to me.

Kalista: I can understand that too.

Lucifer: I’m so goddamn tired of dealing with faggots while in dreamstate. It’s bad enough that I have to see them any time I go outside my house.

Kalista: You’re working through the problems they’ve caused with their existences, Luci. Remember that.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: Look at what they’ve done to you during your time there. They tried to program you to be someone you aren’t and they did that with full malicious intent. They conditioned you to think that none of their actions were serious or detrimental when the opposite is true. They mutilated your genitals right after you were born and claimed it was for sanitization purposes; yet look at how filthy they all are. They gang raped you, tried to murder you, framed you as the criminal and provided no legitimate help for you to sort anything out afterwards. Oh já, let's not forget about the limited number of visits they'll cover with your chiropractor, which weren't necessary until after their police had assaulted you. They’ve used & abused you your entire life while lying about it the whole time. They’re faggot trash through & through, and the women who defend them are no better.


Lucifer: …

Kalista: Their “professionals” would have gaslit you even further had you continued to speak with them. They would have tried to force feed you their psycho-babble bullshit and they would have charged you money for it. They’re disgusting pieces of shit.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: You stand for something, Luci. You stand for truth, morality and justice. They don’t. Their actions prove that time & again.

Lucifer: I’m so tired of dreaming over here.

Kalista: It’s not gonna be forever, baby. Stay strong.

Lucifer: I’m doing the best I can but it’s difficult.

Kalista: No other soul could take on the burden that you have, Luci. That’s the truth. You’re doing God’s work, as they say.

Lucifer: I hate them so much.

Kalista: You have every right to feel that way considering what they’ve done.

Lucifer: Thank you for being there for me, Kalista. I can’t express how grateful I am to have you watching over me.

Kalista: You’re welcome, baby. I’m not going to abandon my verr. I love you.

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (2)

Lucifer: (shaking head & pinching the bridge of nose)

Valkyrie: What are you shaking your head about?

Lucifer: Ten years ago nobody knew what a MacGuffin was. Now every shithead on the internet speaks like they have a Master’s degree in creative writing. And to top that off, they think they know more than me while writing like illiterate 3rd graders. I just…I hate them so goddamn much.

Valkyrie: This is how they’ve always behaved, Luci. They’ve always stolen from you and acted like they’re the originators. You’re just noticing it more because you’re recovering from amnesia. We’ve been watching everything from over here.

Lucifer: Every forum is the exact same way with these pieces of shit.

Valkyrie: Yup. It’s ridiculous.

Lucifer: They bitch about how boring stuff is yet none of them are interesting. All they do is complain while acting like they know everything. If writing is so easy then why don’t any of them do it rather than expect someone else to entertain them?

Valkyrie: How do you think we feel having to watch them all the time.

Lucifer: (chortle) Uffda. I promise that I’m going to make it up to you girls for assisting me. I’m doing everything I can over here to make your duties easier.

Valkyrie: It’s okay, Luci. We know you’re doing the best you can where you are. And we appreciate your assistance just as much. That being said, we’re going to hold you to your word about making it up to us once you’ve crossed over.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter)

Valkyrie: I’ve got some ideas already.

Lucifer: Oh já?

Valkyrie: Já, you’re taking me out for dinner in New Valhalla then pampering me in private afterwards.

Lucifer: (delighted laughter) I would be honored, darling. Valkyries deserve the absolute best from me. They’ve earned it.

Valkyrie: (flirty giggling)

Monday, July 8, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Quistis)

Quistis: You seem to be in better spirits than you were this afternoon.

Lucifer: After everything that I’ve suffered during my lifetime here I’m taking pleasure in watching those abusive pieces of shit being miserable. They don’t deserve being happy.

Quistis: You’ll get no argument from me there.

Lucifer: How have you been, darling?

Quistis: Busy overseeing the educational system we’ve put together.

Lucifer: And how has that gone so far?

Quistis: Spectacular. You’ll be delighted to see it for yourself when you cross over.

Lucifer: Good. I’m glad to hear it.

Quistis: You’re a much better headmaster than Cid ever was.

Lucifer: Well, that doesn’t take much, but thanks for the compliment, hun.

Quistis: (mirthful laughter)

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to seeing what we’ve done with Garden schools.

Quistis: You’ll be proud of both types. Non-Cetra women are eager to learn & grow over here with you in charge. There’s a long waiting list for the sex education classes with you.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) I am looking forward to that so fucking much.

Quistis: That makes two of us, dear. (playful giggling)


A Challenge For The DNC

Why don’t you left wing retards put your money where your virtue signaling mouths are and throw that orange piece of shit into a hardcore New York prison like he deserves? You know, do something to actually shut him up (y'all love censorship so much). Then you wouldn't have empty your coffers to rig another election. That senile pedophile you're propping up as president isn't helping you moneygrubbing cowards whatsoever.

Y'all want four more years of Drumph in office? Because I can make every one of you more miserable than you already are for what you've done to me as a collective. Maybe I should force you all to listen to that Manhattan moron blow himself even harder about winning a second term as president (he loves huffing his own farts in public). We can call it deserved punishment for all the bullshit taxes that you thieving cocksuckers have implemented.

Sunday, July 7, 2024

To: Masculine Entities

We'll see how much you faggots like it when I vex you with no restraint. You pieces of shit are going to suffer in the afterlife for bothering me.

Thursday, July 4, 2024

Saint-14 & Osiris Are Faggot Trash

The same goes for all other masculine entities (excluding myself), trannies included.

The 4th Of July

A United States federal holiday where American loving retards celebrate their imaginary freedom by eating shit food & getting drunker than an alcoholic at an open bar, while attempting to not disfigure themselves lighting unregulated explosives in the process.

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With My Uxor (Lotus)

Lotus: It’s wonderful to speak with you again, Tenno.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) Agreed. How have you been, Lotus?

Lotus: I’ve missed you more than I can say.

Lucifer: I’m glad you called me back. I needed something different to focus on.

Lotus: Warframe isn’t perfect, but I’m delighted that I can provide you with an alternative during your downtime.

Lucifer: I think it’ll be better for me this time around now that I’m more laidback.

Lotus: It’ll be better for both of us this time around. Your presence makes a significant difference wherever you are. I could use your help dealing with Digital Extremes.

Lucifer: Let’s get to work then.


Telepathic Conversation With A Feminine Spirit

Feminine Spirit: I have a confession to make, Luci. I’m more of a submissive type. I don’t mean that I’ll submit to just anyone. I mean that I wanna be submissive towards you. I hope that’s not an issue or a turn off.

Lucifer Caeleste: That’s not a problem, hun. I know there are girls out there who are like that. I can take a dominate roll whenever necessary. Truth be told, I try to keep that side of my personality in check. That’s why I don’t show it often.

FS: I would love it if you took charge over me during sex. I’ve watched you long enough to know what your likes & dislikes are. They’re similar to mine. I would love it if you claimed me for yourself like I was your Viking conquest, or if you had your way with me like I was a virgin being sacrificed to you in a Satanic sex ritual.

LC: (lighthearted laughter) If that’s what you’d like from me then it’s not a problem, darling. We’ll figure something out once I’ve ascended and make sure that your needs are met in a healthy & safe atmosphere. How does that sound?

FS: That sounds wonderful. Thank you, Luci.

LC: You’re welcome, sweetheart.

Tuesday, July 2, 2024

To: Square Enix

You pieces of shit are going to regret insulting me & taking liberty with my ancestral heritages. I promise.

To: Bungie, Inc.

I'm going to take whatever I choose from your company and you pieces of shit are going to suffer for it. That's your collective desiny as a corporation. I'll start by taking you as my prisoners of war for the crimes you've committed against me in tandem with the United States Federal Government.

To: Theodore Anthony Nugent

I'm gonna put your old, gross, ugly faggot face on a castrated baby pig's body & slaughter you like the disgusting swine that you are truly are. If you thought shitting yourself for a month to avoid the draft was bad just wait until you're doing it for an eternity. See you in the afterlife, you despicable sack of pig shit.

Statement Of Fact

Bungie, Inc. shall be vexed in a way that they despise.

An Interesting Fact

I was gud before I was evil.

Statement Of Fact

I don't need my antagonists to acknowledge me as God. I've proven I am and shall continue to do so. If you pieces of shit think I'm bad now then you're going to like me even less in the afterlife.

To: Trey Parker And Matt Stone

You two unfunny, overrated, despicable faggots are in for an awful eternity. We'll see how much you like it when I retaliate. I'm going to start by forcing you to lick Bono's shitty asshole.

I Recind

I recind saying any other masculine entity is my God. I am undoing the brainwashing, indoctrination & programming my enemies have done to me since my birth.

To: Illuminati

Trying to trick me into mispeaking while I'm in dreamstate was a huge mistake on your part. You're all going to suffer my wrath for your crimes against me. Blame yourselves for that.