Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Sombra) 2

Sombra: How are you feeling, bebé?

Lucifer: I was feeling better until that Steam shit messed with me.

Sombra: I can assure you that we’re tracking all of them. They can’t escape. It goes with coexistence.

Lucifer: I hate the monikers they give themselves. I hate how they misuse language.

Sombra: I know, bebé. Let’s not focus on that stuff right now. I was trying to make you feel better.

Lucifer: You were until that other shit happened. I hate their technology so goddamn much.

Sombra: I can understand that. Primitive doesn’t begin to describe it.

Lucifer: …

Sombra: Back to what I was saying! Let’s focus on something nicer. You liked my idea?

Lucifer: (nodding) I did.

Sombra: (delighted smile) ¡Excelente! I was hoping it wouldn’t bother you. I know you were standoffish about that in the past.

Lucifer: Já…I guess the idea of hearing the girls nearby helped calm my nerves.

Sombra: Good. That was the reaction I was hoping to get from you.

Lucifer: …

Sombra: You can trust Divine Femininity’s judgment about what’s best for femininity, bebé.

Lucifer: (snickering) Yes, dear.

Sombra: (flirty expression) So? Did you like the view?

Lucifer: (affectionate smile) Sí. Fue hermosa.

Sombra: (playful giggling)

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to going on a vacation with you and the girls.

Sombra: Yo también, papi.

Lucifer: (coughing) Bleh, these goddamn allergies.

Sombra: I’ll talk with Angela about it for you.

Lucifer: Thank you. I made a post asking for assistance but it hasn’t subsided yet.

Sombra: That’s part to do with the weather changes where you are.

Lucifer: I know. It just sucks. I don’t like coughing up mucus all the time.

Sombra: I don’t envy you. I’ll say that.

Lucifer: (chortle)

Sombra: (affectionate smile) I’m looking forward to taking care of you over here.

Lucifer: (affectionate smile) Same. I need a good Latin woman in my life.

Sombra: Lucky for you, you have one already. It’s just a temporary long distance relationship, so to speak.

Lucifer: (quiet laughter) That’s the difficult part.

Sombra: (pitying behavior) Pobrecito…

Lucifer: (snickering)

Sombra: (admiring expression) I love you, bebé.

Lucifer: (smiling) I love you back, mamacita.

Happy Birthday, Ashe

Ashe: Huh, capturin’ little ‘ol Luci twice in one day? It must be my birthday.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Ashe: (satisfied smirk) That is some grade A quality cock you got there, mister.

Lucifer: (beaming) I’m glad you think so, darling.

Ashe: I don’t just think it. I know it.

Lucifer: (deep sigh)

Ashe: How long’s it been since we last tangled?

Lucifer: Too long.

Ashe: I was ‘bout to say.

Lucifer: (closed eyes, relaxed breathing)

Ashe: Call me crazy, but I’m startin’ to think that you like it when I take you hostage.

Lucifer: (robust laughter)

Ashe: (flirty smirk) Mmm, mmm, mmm…

Lucifer: (mischievous smile) I mean…I’m not gonna say you’re wrong about that.

Ashe: (satisfied smile) That’s what I thought.

Lucifer: (more laughter)

Ashe: That’s fine by me. I got no issues takin’ what I want.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Ashe: (crafty smile) I am lookin’ forward to doin’ this with you in full presence.

Lucifer: You & me both, dear.

Ashe: I’m thinkin’ this is gonna hafta be the way you knock me up the first time.

Lucifer: I’m good with that. It’ll give our girls some extra character.

Ashe: (devious smile) That sounds like a plan to me.

Lucifer: How are things over there with you?

Ashe: Better than they are with Blizzard. That’s for sure.

Lucifer: I hear that.

Ashe: I like workin’ with you as a partner. You’re the one person who could talk me into takin’ over my family business.

Lucifer: I’m glad you chose to listen to me.

Ashe: Well, you made a pretty convincin’ argument. You’re one hell of a pitchman. I’ll give ya that.

Lucifer: (beaming) Thanks, hun.

Ashe: (smirking) Mmhmm.

Lucifer: How are things in the black market?

Ashe: Lookin' good for us and bad for them. I’ll put it that way.

Lucifer: Good.

Ashe: Listen, sweetie. I would love to sit & chat with you some more, but the girls are on their way to take me out for some birthday drinks.

Lucifer: It’s fine, hun. I understand. I hope y’all have a good time.

Ashe: You can be sure of that. I’m plannin’ on causin’ some commotion. They don’t call me “Calamity” for nuthin’.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Ashe: (smiling) I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: (affectionate smile) I love you back, hun. Happy birthday.

Ashe: (endearing expression) Thank you, baby.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Fareeha) 2

Lucifer: I just want to tell you how much I appreciate you & everything you do to help me. I couldn’t ask for a better woman to act as my second in command. I’m honored to have a Goddess like you watch over me.

Fareeha: (blushing)

Lucifer: I love you, Fareeha. Thank you.

Fareeha: (continued blushing) I love you back, Luci; and you’re welcome.

Happy Birthday, Fareeha

Fareeha: (playful inflection) Hei, verr.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) Hei, hun. How was your birthday?

Fareeha: It was nice & laid-back. Angela & the girls took me out for dinner, then we got ice cream cones & relaxed at one of the parks in New Valhalla.

Lucifer: That does sound nice.

Fareeha: It’ll be even nicer once you join us in full presence.

Lucifer: Já…

Fareeha: I got your gift too.

Lucifer: And?

Fareeha: (blushing) I’m looking forward to wearing it for you after you cross over. I plan on wearing it tonight with Angela. She’s gonna be drooling for sure. You know what looks good on a Goddess, Luci.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) I’m glad you like it, darling.

Fareeha: I have an idea how you can help me make my evening with Angela even better…

Lucifer: (snickering) I think I know where this is going.

Fareeha: You read my thoughts. What do you say?

Lucifer: It’s difficult to say ‘no.’ You are the birthday girl.

Fareeha: (delighted laughter) Yes, I am. Now publish this story & spend some quality time with your kona.

Lucifer: (snickering) Yes, dear.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Angela)

Angela: How are you feeling, dear?

Lucifer: Better now thanks to Hana.

Angela: (affectionate smile) Good. She loves you more than you know.

Lucifer: I hate it over here so much.

Angela: I understand why you feel that way. Where you’re incarnated is an awful place. I don’t envy you being there.

Lucifer: I’m ready to be done here. I get so tired of the PTSD issues I have. Men make me so goddamn furious with everything they do. They’re such pieces of shit. I just want to hurt them all.

Angela: Your time for retribution is approaching. They aren’t going to receive mercy from true divinity after all they’ve done. I can promise you that.

Lucifer: …

Angela: Get some rest, darling. You’ve been under more stress than usual the past few days. Give your mind some repose.

Lucifer: I’ve tried to do that but it’s difficult with the harassment that I’ve suffered while in dreamstate. I can’t go anywhere over here without wanting to kill some Non-Cetra piece of shit.

Angela: Then let me ease some of your tension by telling you this. Every entity that you interact with while you're dreaming is being documented by us over here. Those who have caused you distress have been recorded & shall be awaiting your punish after your ascension. I understand that doesn’t fix everything over there for you but I hope that reduces some of your stress.

Lucifer: I’m just so tired of being over here.

Angela: I know, baby. I’m sorry for what you’ve had to endure over there. You prove with every additional day that passes just how much stronger you are than them. It’s a testament to your body, mind & spirit.

Lucifer: I hate them so goddamn much.

Angela: You aren’t alone there, dear. Even they hate themselves. That’s how shitty they are as a collective.

Lucifer: I just want to die & be done here.

Angela: You’ll die when you’re meant to, sweetheart. As much as you hate being there you’re continuing to make our work over here easier. We’re grateful beyond words for your sacrifice.

Lucifer: The silver lining…

Angela: Your faith & trust in true righteousness & justice shall be rewarded. You have earned forgiveness. Your enemies have not.

Lucifer: …

Angela: I’m so proud of you, Luci. I’m not going to allow your suffering to continue forever. You don’t deserve that.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Angela: I owe you just as much thanks, dear. You’ve given me so much to be grateful for over here.

Lucifer: You don’t deserve how they’ve disparaged your image.

Angela: You don’t deserve that either, darling. Their awful behavior is going to come back around on them. That’s how things work. You’ve shown compassion to others throughout your existence. It’s making its way back to you now. You’ll see.

Lucifer: (understanding nod)

Angela: I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Sombra)

Sombra: You see, Loosí? I told you. You need a woman like me to take care of you. Do I know you or what?

Lucifer: (robust laughter)

Sombra: (sinister snickering)

Lucifer: I am man enough to admit when someone else is right, darling; not that I disagreed with you in the first place.

Sombra: I’m sorry, what did you say, bebé? I had trouble hearing you.

Lucifer: (more laughter)

Sombra: Did Lord God Almighty just admit that I was right?

Lucifer: (profuse laughing) Sí.

Sombra: I love a man who knows his place.

Lucifer: (continued laughter)

Sombra: I haven’t heard you laugh like this since that time I booped all over you at 1067.

Lucifer: (more profuse laughter)

Sombra: (playful giggling) Eres tan mono, mi luz.

Lucifer: (snickering) I love you, hun.

Sombra: (smooching sound) I love you back, papacito.

Mi Esposas

Lucifer sat at the edge of his enormous bed within a palatial Mediterranean bedroom. Textured clay walls were covered with beautiful paintings & tapestries. Sculpted marble statues of Valkyrie Goddesses, as well as luscious tropical plants, decorated the room. Extravagant rugs with vibrant colors & intricate designs lay on exquisite granite flooring. A cool ocean breeze from a nearby open window awoke one of his mates from her slumber.

She searched for him still in a fog of sleep. She began to groan with displeasure at the notice of his absence. Her eyes cracked open to find her husband sitting alone. She patted the bed and called out to him.

“Loooosí…come back to bed,” she moaned, with a sultry Hispanic accent.

He looked back at her, somewhat despondent. “Una momenta, mi esposa.”

She sat up slowly & looked at him with concern. “What’s wrong, bebé?”

He shook his head. “You know how I get sometimes.”

She crawled over & sat beside her lover. Her long dark Mohawk faded into a light amethyst color & stopped slightly above her breasts. Glowing cybernetic fuchsia bands were attached to the side of her cranium. She gently pressed her cyberware against his skull & rested her hand atop his lap.

“You can talk to me, you know. It's okay.”

He rubbed his forehead with his hand. “I’m just tired. That’s all…”

“So why don’t you come back to bed with me?”

He looked at her with exhaustion & nodded. She kissed him on his cheek & took him by the hand.

“Let’s go, mi luz.”

The Lightbringer whisked her into his arms & kissed her deeply. Her delicate hands clasped his handsome face & held him with reassurance. He pulled back a moment & gazed into her eyes.

“You are such a good wife to me.”

She kissed him again.

“That’s because you’re a good husband that needs a woman like me to protect him from himself.”

He held her in his powerful arms & squeezed her with gentle care & adoration.

“I just want to hold you like this a little longer. If that’s alright with you.”

She wrapped her arms around his waist & pressed herself against his chest.

“That’s always alright with me, Luci.”

The Lightbringer rested his head against hers with tenderness.

Are you sure you don’t want to talk about anything? I’m always here for you, bebé. I love you. You don’t have to distance yourself from me.

I was restless & didn’t want to wake you. You’re so busy & seldom have a moment to yourself…I wanted to let you have some peaceful rest. I didn’t want to trouble you.

Yet look at who woke up & is with you now. You don’t trouble me, bebé. How can I be a good kona to you if you don’t let me take care of you?

He chortled under his breath. It’s hard to argue a point like that.

Then don’t argue & let me take care of you like a good Latina woman is supposed to.

She pecked him quick on his cheek.

“Vámonos, my Viking monster. Come back to bed with me.”

She took her lover's hand & pulled him back to his reserved space. Another Valkyrie slept on the other side of their bed & snored softly without notice of her two companions. Sombra pulled the covers back for Lucifer & her to slip beneath. The other Freewoman groaned at the cool air that touched her backside & wiggled with displeasure.

“Come on, amorcito. Before Loba wakes up too.”

The couple returned to their proper spots & covered themselves. Sombra scooted up against her husband and wrapped an arm around his well-toned & muscular abdomen. She rested her head atop one of his large & firm pectorals then sighed with satisfaction. The hacker maven wrapped a soft & smooth curvaceous leg around one of his brawny thighs. Lucifer placed an arm around her voluptuous body & rested his palm atop her tender stomach.

The other woman made a muffled noise before turning over to snuggle alongside the Lightbringer as well. She reached out with an arm to wrap around his neck but hit Sombra in the forehead with her hand instead.

¡Ay…Loba!

Sombra grabbed Loba's hand then rested her arm atop Lucifer's torso. She proceeded to wrap her arm around her husband again. Loba released a loud snort before softly exhaling. The Lightbringer snickered at the slumbering treasure hunter then wrapped an arm around her as well. Sombra & Lucifer smiled softly at one another then kissed once more.

He stared deep into her violet eyes. “Te ama, mi sirenita.”

She wore a flirtatious grin & blushed back. “And I love you, my Latin king. Now rest.”