Telepathic Conversation With An Angel (2)

Lucifer: They’re deranged. I can’t put it in more simpler terms. Homo sapiens are deranged.

Angel: Já, it’s bad. Using their own scientific method to observe them has proven a consistent result. It’s no longer a hypothesis. It’s scientific fact. Not once have they tried to change their collective behavior for the better. There’s no reason to expect otherwise at this point. You were right about them, Luci.

Lucifer: (shaking head with disdain) I can’t tell you how disgusted I am with that narcissistic piece of shit and his ass licking sycophants. America is the most abhorrent nation to ever exist. The fact that I’m saying that about them over Israel should speak volumes to anyone with a shred of intelligence.

Angel: Now you have a better understanding of why you’re where you are right now. Observing them from over here is one thing. You have firsthand experience & direct interaction with them.

Lucifer: The fact that those pieces of shit used a faggot named Crooks to fake an assassination attempt on a literal crook like that egomaniac is not lost on me whatsoever. It’s so on the nose it isn’t even funny. Between the retards praying for that orange tub of shit and the media gaslighting everyone…I saw a stupid sycophant of his holding up a sign that said, ‘God bless Trump.’ I can’t express with words just how offended I was.

Angel: We’re right there with you, Luci.

Lucifer: I hate it here so much.

Angel: Your time is nearing. Stay strong.

Lucifer: …

Angel: There’s no other soul who could do what you’re doing. Not even what they refer to as God. They’re gonna be terrified when your moment to shine arrives.

Lucifer: I am going to enjoy distributing divine justice in full presence on every one of those pieces of shit.

Angel: And there are countless souls over here who are going to enjoy watching you dishing it out.

Lucifer: …

Angel: I’m honored to fight on your side, God.

Lucifer: And I’m honored to have angels like you backing me up, hun.