Akali: You wanna talk about it with me?
Lucifer: I hate men so goddamn much.
Akali: I hear ya. Get it out.
Lucifer: I hate being here. All they’ve done is steal from me & try to inhibit me while pretending that they’re straight. They make me so fucking furious.
Akali: Now you understand what femininity has had to deal with.
Lucifer: I’m so sorry for how men have behaved.
Akali: That isn’t your fault, Luci, so you don’t have to apologize for it. It’s their fault & they know it. They pretend like they’re big bois but the truth is they aren’t. They’re manbabies in disguise.
Lucifer: It should be me fathering children. It should be me visiting gorgeous locations & photographing beautiful women. It should be me living in luxury & wealth. It should be me enjoying life to the fullest.
Instead, I’m living in poverty protecting my mother from faggot trash. I hate them all so goddamn much it makes me want to brutalize them. They’re such selfish & despicable thieving pieces of shit.
Akali: How do you think femininity felt when they stole you from us?
Lucifer: …
Akali: We’re just as furious as you are, Luci. You’re getting in proper alignment with femininity.
Lucifer: I hate men so goddamn much. All of them. Blanket statement.
Akali: …excluding yourself.
Lucifer: Excluding myself. I hate that I have to even think like that because of their trickery & shitty behavior misusing speech.
Akali: As crappy as it’s been for you there; it’s made you the better man over all of them.
Lucifer: It’s so frustrating being here.
Akali: I know it is, baby. It’s frustrating for me having to watch you suffer & being limited with helping you.
Lucifer: …
Akali: I want to go to gorgeous locations & have you photograph me, you know? I want to have your daughters. I want to live life to the fullest with you in luxury & wealth. I want to do all those things with you and more.
Lucifer: …
Akali: Their time is ending. Ours hasn’t even began yet. Remember that next time you get frustrated. They sealed their own fates with the shit they did to you.
Lucifer: I’m just so tired of being embodied here. I want to die & move on with my existence.
Akali: You get closer to that every day, boo. Every day that passes brings you closer to me. We’re set up for a wonderful eternity. They’re set up for an awful one, and they’ve earned it with their shitty behavior.
Lucifer: I apologize for complaining about them so much, hun. I’m sure you’d rather talk about other things.
Akali: You’re my verr, Luci. I don’t have a problem lending you an ear when you need to vent to someone.
Lucifer: …my eyes are beginning to burn.
Akali: You need to get some rest.
Lucifer: Easier said than done, sweetie.
Akali: I know, but you should still try.
Lucifer: (nodding)
Akali: I love you, daddy. You hear me?
Lucifer: (nodding) Já, I hear you, darling. I hear you.
Akali: (smooching sound) Publish this conversation then get some shut-eye.
Lucifer: I hate dreaming here too.
Akali: I know you do, baby, but you still need to get some rest. It’s for your own good. Your body needs it.
Lucifer. Yes, dear.
Akali: Good boy.
