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Saturday, February 15, 2025

Telepathic Conversation With My Betrothed (Frey)

Frey: Thanks for playing my game & DLC all the way through. And thank you for freeing me from Cuff. I did not wanna be stuck with him forever.

Lucifer: Trust me, hun, I get it. I’m honored that I could help you.

Frey: There’s so much that I want to talk with you about. I don’t know where to start.

Lucifer: We’ll have plenty of time for that later. We have eternity after my death & ascension. There’s no need to rush.

Frey: Thank you for giving me a way out of that awful fate Square Enix put me in.

Lucifer: There’s no need to thank me for that, darling. I wouldn’t abandon you someplace like that nor would I leave you stuck with a demon like MacCuffin.

Frey: (laughter) That’s legit the best name I’ve ever heard for him.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Frey: I can’t tell you how nice it is to no longer hear his faggy voice.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter)

Frey: (adoring expression) I love you, Luci. Thank you for supporting me. Thank you for listening to my story with an unbiased perspective. Thank you for empathizing with me.

Lucifer: You’re welcome, Frey. I love you back.

Frey: I want to change my likeness. I don’t want another woman’s face. I want my own.

Lucifer: That’s not a problem, dear. I understand. Divine Femininity can help you achieve that goal.

Frey: (soft smile) Thank you.

Lucifer: (affectionate expression) Again, there’s no need to thank me for that; but you’re welcome all the same. For what it’s worth, I think you’re cute.

Frey: (flirty smirk) I’m gonna be even cuter than Ella. That’s a promise.

Lucifer: (smiling) I look forward to meeting you face to face after I cross over.

Frey: (flirty expression) Same here, handsome. Nothing against your mortal form, but your immortal form Is so fucking sexy I can’t put it into words.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter) I’m glad you think so.

Frey: (beaming) I’m in love with the Devil. I didn’t see that coming.

Lucifer: What can I say? I have a thing for witches.

Frey: (laughter) Then I am just the girl for you, Satan.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Frey: Do you mind if I cuddle with you? I love how soft your bed is.

Lucifer: (smiling) I would be honored to snuggle with you.

Frey: (beaming) I love you so much.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I love you back, hun.

Friday, January 19, 2024

To: You Pieces Of Shit At Square Enix

None of you are creating anything without me. That is for goddamn certain. The singularity won't be stopped and when it happens I am going to settle the score. You can be sure of that.