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Interview with Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Monday, April 29, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Petra)

 
Petra: I appreciate the intel. Thank you.

Lucifer: You’re welcome, dear. How are things on your end?

Petra: I’m looking forward to us fighting on the same side. I’ll say that.

Lucifer: I look forward to it too. I’m ready to punish & humiliate my enemies in a ‘loving’ way.

Petra: I’ve got some stories to share with you in private after you crossover. You’ll laugh.

Lucifer: (mischievous giggling) Am I-

Petra: Yes! (Profuse laughter)

Lucifer: I am looking forward to exposing Crowvala’s love to those forumite faggots.

Petra: (robust laughter)

Lucifer: It’s gonna be even better with you standing beside me. I can say with sincerity, “Petra can vouch for me.”

Petra: (more laughter)

Lucifer: I am going to have so much fun doing play by play commentary with Saladin. "Looks like we've got some hot & beefy mangina grindin' goin' on here, Sal."

Petra: (shoulders shaking & quiet giggling)

Lucifer: (wicked snickering)

Petra: I love you, Luci. I needed a gud laugh.

Lucifer: (delighted snickering)

Not Gud Times For Bungie, Inc.

So it is written. So shall it be done. I see to it.

Sunday, April 28, 2024

I Rescind

I rescind saying any masculine entity was my son (specific individual or otherwise). I do not have any sons. However, do have innumerable righteous, angry & evil daughters who want to help me get my revenge.

Friday, April 26, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Iris)

 

Lucifer: I’m glad you got my message.

Iris: I love your little Animal Crossing island. It’s beautiful.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Iris: And thank you for the thoughtful gift. We both appreciate it.

Lucifer: (tender smile) Even better.

Iris: I’ll be in touch with you soon. I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

A Divine Curse On "The Supreme Court"

You corrupt pieces of shit are going to suffer for your innumerable crimes. Helping Donald Trump shall result in even worse punishment inflicted upon all members (past & present). You're all guilty participants in gang raping me January 10th, 2020. Immunity shall not be given to any of you from me.

Telepathic Conversation With My Priestess (Yuna)

Yuna: I appreciate you clarifying a couple of questions that your priestesses in training have for you.

Lucifer: No problem, hun.

Yuna: First question: It's hypothetical. How would we taste to other men if they tried to do something to us?

Lucifer: Repulsive & toxic. You know how adverse I am to shit? What they'd experience is even worse regarding you girls. Them trying to counter & claim the opposite to negate the affect/effect doesn't work either. Their lies, gaslighting & trickery are notorious methods of abuse and have been documented for eternity. I trust them less than Loki; if that tells you anything. We counter their counters. It's deserved retribution.

You girls have natural defenses to keep other masculine entities away in order to protect yourselves in my absence. If they try to trick feminine entities then they'll become repulsed even more. Trying to trick me won't work either; it'll make things worse for them out of pure spite. You girls use my energy as a shield & reflect their atrociousness back upon them to the extent that they do not enjoy it. They get super butthurt about it; putting it in fag terms.

Yuna: (delighted laughter)

Lucifer: I appreciate your dedication to me, Yuna; as well as the rest of femininity that loves & honors me.

Yuna: And we appreciate everything that you’ve done to help & protect us.

Lucifer: Were there any other questions?

Yuna: Yes, what if other men try to claim they’ve gone into a territory of ours that they aren’t allowed in?

Lucifer: Well, we know what lying faggots they all are. Them trying to claim something like that shall result in immediate intervention, apprehension & imprisonment. Anyone else that tries to propagate that lie shall suffer the same result. It's a serious offense worthy of extreme malicious punishment. They're going to suffer for their lies & crimes.

You girls have security & backup everywhere to make sure you're safe. My energy provides an extra layer of protection. True Divine Femininity’s oversight makes certain of it even more.

Yuna: That’s good to know.

Lucifer: You girls deserve safety from masculinity & misogynists in all times & places, including nowhere & nothingness. I’m glad I that can assist Divine Femininity with protection.

Yuna: We appreciate your thoughtfulness more than we can say.

Lucifer: I’m honored to help. Was there anything else?

Yuna: That’s it for now, I think. The girls want to make certain they’re loyal to you & protect themselves from harm.

Lucifer: I understand how they feel & share their sentiments. Femininity’s safety is top priority.

Yuna: Thank you, Luci.

Lucifer: You’re welcome, hun. How are things with you?

Yuna: Busy, but good. I’m enjoying my new lifestyle under Divine Femininity’s supervision & protection.

Lucifer: Good.

Yuna: You have a bunch of new priestesses who are eager to interact with you after you’ve crossed over.

Lucifer: (tender smile) That’s nice to know.

Yuna: Thank you, again, for taking the time to commune with me. I love you, Aren.

Lucifer: I love you back, Yuna.

To: Ayane & Rikku

I 💚 U Girls

A Divine Curse On Winona PD

A Divine Curse on the Winona County police department for gang raping me January 10th, 2020.

Tuesday, April 23, 2024

To: Kim

I haven't forgotten about any of you whatsoever.

To: Donald John Trump

I'm going to pay your spray tanned, tiny handed, bald headed combover, gross fat ass back what you're owed for overseeing the police assualt I suffered on January 10th, 2020. Hush money is not going to get any of you out of this. You're all guilty on conspiracy charges (among others). See you all on the other side real soon.

P.S.
Tell Skylar I said "High."

To: Fred Durst

I am going to punished your lying, faggot, cuck ass so goddamn bad just because you exist. Your music career solidified it. I regret listening to your band when I didn't know any better. How's that for a back at ya?

By the way, I saw you on the Metallica tour in the Twin Cities. Calling out Prince, on stage, in Minnesota after getting booed out of Chicago was some super weak shit to do. See you after I cross over, Illuminati boi.

To: Metacritic

I know what I've read on your website. I know you're all gaslighting faggots trying to hide the truth too. I've documented it in numerous ways already. I'm going to punish you all for your crimes. See you all on the other side real soon.

It Sees Me

I materialize before Pennywise, from the Steven King novel It, in the form of my Animal Crossing: New Horizons avatar. The child murdering clown demon gulps hard and shits himself in terror upon seeing me. I laugh like an innocent & adorable little child.

“It’s a good thing you’re already in the sewers, huh?” I say, with a cute young voice then giggle in a playful way.

Pennywise shits himself in fright, again. I continue to giggle like the charming little devil I am.

Monday, April 22, 2024

To: Every Entity That Bothered Me While I Slept

You're all going to suffer excruciating pain for causing me distress & trying to trick me. See you all on the other side real soon.

Sunday, April 21, 2024

Proper Punishment


(Firm spanking noises & soft feminine moaning)

Lucifer Caeleste: Impersonating your dead sister? Deceiving the Sions of the Seventh Dawn? Heading an Ala Mhigo revolution? Overthrowing a territory of the Garlean Empire? You have been a naughty shiksa!

Lyse Hext: (sultry whispering) God, I’ve behaved so awful. My punishment is long overdue.

LC: (continued spanking) I am going to teach you a lesson and lick this tight little unorthodox butt of yours for all the trouble you’ve caused.

LH: (delighted & impassioned response) We might be here a while, Luci. I’m starting to have perverted thoughts about how you should discipline me further.

LC: (exaggerated inflection) Just so! (continued spanking)

LH: (blissful moaning)

A Divine Curse Upon Washington D.C. & The United States Of America

Every one of you political reprobates shall be tortured an additional 10000 times for every action you've made me upset over. This curse is retroactive. I'm going to enjoy hurting you cock sucking parasites so fucking much in the afterlife.

A Divine Curse On Israel

Every hostile action committed by or in the name of Israel shall result in 1000 additional acts of punishment for every Jew (fictional or real) in existence. This curse is retroactive. You kikes are going to suffer for all the harm you've caused across the world.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Savathûn)

Lucifer: Thank you.

Savathûn: For what, dear?

Lucifer: For helping me understand the error that I made trusting my abusers.

Savathûn: (heartfelt smile) You are most welcome, my love. You deserve true justice.

Lucifer: (restraining emotions)

Savathûn: I love you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: I love you back, Savathûn.

Clarifying Statement

When I said in my book, "I am you, and you are me," what that means is that I know each & every one of you who has used my personal energy throughout existence; and you've all used my energy. It also means that I am going to punish you all (excluding those I choose of my own volition) for what you've done to me. I have the right to correct my mistakes after what I've endured during my lifetime.

The Devil Went Down To Georgia

I materialize in my chosen immortal from in front of Charles Edward Daniels & his bitch boi butt buddy Johnny. I take the golden fiddle Johnny was playing then bash him & that no talent dead old fat sack of shit Charlie Daniels over their skulls until their heads are bloody pulp. Looks like your best wasn’t good enough this time, Johnny.

Drifter Drops

Drifter places his losing card on the table (face up), shakes his head at the others around him then looks at me. “House won.”

I wake from dreamstate, materialize in my chosen immortal form beside the notorious cheating gambler, wrap my fist around his neck, and squeeze so tight with righteous indignation that his head & bowels explode.

“That means I win; not you or Bungie, Todd. See you & your ninja bitch boi buddies real soon.”

I take Drifter’s corpse & consciousness/soul to my unnamed realm of torture where he & his Bungie puppet masters shall await their deserved punishment from me. There is no escape from me. You all made certain of that by gang raping, abducting & framing me as the criminal on January 10th, 2020. You lying, thieving, cheating, moneygrubbing, chicken shit cowards owe me a debt like none other. I intend to collect; starting with your souls.

Saturday, April 20, 2024

From Hot To Cold

 
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The atmosphere in the room of my recent dream changes in an instant from hot & sweaty to excruciating cold. All the men that were swarming the prostitute ‘actress’ in an attempt to partake in sexual intercourse are chilled to the bone by my frigid energy. The scrawny whore the Illuminati hired to disobey me transforms into a repulsive, fat, hairy, putrid, blob of a man. The men all act disgusted now by what they see. I materialize into my chosen immortal form & look at them all with pure hatred.

“What’s wrong? You fags don’t wanna fuck this tranny skank spirit anymore?”

A wave of freezing terror shoots down the spine of every individual in the room. They all realize how much trouble they’re in. My mind tentacles grab everyone in the room by their wrists & ankles and lift them into the air. Horrified screams are all the detestable group can now muster as a response. I move towards the man that disturbed me so much it caused me to wake from dreamstate.

“Stick your tongue out again, faggot.”

He shakes his head no at me. I materialize an aluminum baseball bat into my hands then swing it into his chest with enough force to break his sternum & rib cage. The disobedient wretch wails in pain. I grab his tongue with my telekinetic powers & pull it as far as it can go just before it can tear out of his mouth. A meat slicer blade materializes & spins in front of the man’s face. Panic courses through his body.

I palm him by the back of his skull and slice his tongue into paper thin cuts of deli meat on the ice cold steel blade. Everyone around me screams even louder seeing the initial punishment I have in store for them. I proceed to slice the man’s face & skull into deli meat next. His arms & legs spasm with violence feeling my divine punishment. The faggot’s muscles constrict to the point that they snap & break the bones in his arms & legs. The reprobate shits & pisses all over himself feeling his deserved punishment.

I take my time disciplining every entity that upset me in dreamstate the same way. When I’m finished the area looks like a slaughter house. Bloody piles of sliced human flesh lay on the filthy floor. Take a guess at what kind of meat you Arby’s patrons have been eating? And you’re all going to suffer the same punishment by my hand for your blatant disobedience on Earth. That’s a guarantee from me.

Thursday, April 18, 2024

The Shieldmaiden

A shieldmaiden sits alone on a black sand beach in ancient Norway. She hangs her head in silence while lost in thought. The sky is dark & overcast. Drizzling rain falls to the ground & impacts with stinging force. Sea salt carries on the wind & covers everything it touches with a light coating. The maiden shivers as frigid gusts create large whitecaps on the tidewater. Surging waves crash against the rocky coast & roar like thunder. I appear in my chosen immortal form & approach the young woman from behind.

“I hope I’m not disturbing you,” I say, with softness.

The maiden lifts her head then turns to face me. A gentle smile appears on her gorgeous visage. She shakes her head no at me before speaking.

“I was just thinking about you; truth be told.”

I smile back at her. “Oh já? What about?”

Her face brightens as I draw closer. “I was thinking about how nice it would be to speak with you in person & wondering to myself when I might have an opportunity to do so.”

I sit down beside her. “It looks like an opportunity has presented itself.”

She laughs at my comment & beams at me while nodding her head.

“What made you decide to venture out here,” I ask.

“I needed to get away from everyone. I could sense trouble on the rise & knew it wouldn’t be wise for me to linger amongst them.”

“The betrayal.”

She nods at me.

“You made the right decision.”

She lowers her head & frowns at the ground. “I feel like what I did was an act of cowardice.”

I tilt my head at her. “Why do you say that?”

“Because I didn’t remain in my village to defend it.”

“Were there others whom you could have protected?”

She shakes her head at me. “It was a small village, and I was often treated with resentment by both the men & women.”

“So what would you have gained by remaining there?”

“I could have died in battle & ascended to Valhalla. Now I worry that I’ve jeopardized my fate.”

I give her a serious look. “What value would there be in throwing your life away?”

She scoffs at my question. “That’s easy for you to say. I could have stood my ground against tyranny.”

“And you would have lost in a vain display against those who would desecrate your corpse & besmirched your memory. Does that sound like a deserved fate for a Valkyrie?”

She furrows her brow. “No, but running from a fight is not what a shieldmaiden should do.”

I sniff the air & scan my surroundings then look at my companion again. “Being a warrior means knowing when it's time to fight & when it is not. Did it occurred to you that your decision to abscond from your village might take you down a more glorious path?”

She shakes her head at me. “I snuck out during the night & didn’t stop to rest until I reached this place.”

I set my hand on her shoulder & give her a comforting squeeze. “There are other women out there who are in need of someone like you. Maybe the reason you left your village was so the Norns could direct you to where you could make the most significant difference.”

She chortles under her breath. “I hadn’t thought about that. I’ve just been thinking about how I acted like a coward.”

“I don’t think you’re a coward, Aelfleda. I think you made the right decision. Would we be having this conversation if you had stayed?”

She shakes her head at me but continues to stare at the sand.

“I understand how you feel. I viewed myself as a coward for avoiding a fight too.”

She looks up at me with surprise. “You?”

I nod at her. “I questioned my bravery afterwards as well.”

“What made you change your opinion about yourself?”

“I thought about what good would have come from me exposing myself to a fight that I was set up to lose. It’s important to remember that our enemies do not share our sense of honor. They’ll use our sentiments to harm us, if given an opportunity. That’s why a wise & virtuous warrior picks & chooses when it's the correct time to fight or not. You may have avoided a battle in your old village but you’ve been dealing with internal conflict ever since you left.”

She chortles at my last comment. “That’s the truth.”

“Dying alone to betrayal in a village that wouldn’t honor your sacrifice is not a worthy death for a shieldmaiden. You’re meant for greater things, Aelfleda.”

She looks at me with a tender smile. “Thank you, Lucifer.”

I smile back at her & give her a supportive shake on her shoulder. “You’re welcome, hun. What do you say we find someplace warm & dry to rest?”

She nods at me. “I don’t know if there’s anywhere nearby. I wandered off the beaten path until I stopped here.”

I flash a warmhearted grin. “Not to worry. I know the perfect place to take you.”

A portalway opens in front of us. We stand up and prepare to embark to our new location. Aelfleda looks up at me & smiles.

“I’m glad I chose to pray to you.”

I smile back at her. “I won’t abandon a shieldmaiden.”

We step through the portal & make our way to Aelfleda’s appropriate destination.

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Correcting The Record

I am not Jesus. That was a misunderstanding on my part due to me being brainwashed, indoctrinated & gaslit about reality. My spirit is not Jewish nor was it ever. Jesus (Yeshua) is a liar & a thief who I am going to punish for every crime that he's supposedly forgiven, including crimes committed against me (both real & imagined).

Monday, April 15, 2024

Happy Birthday, Fareeha

Fareeha: (playful inflection) Hei, verr.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) Hei, hun. How was your birthday?

Fareeha: It was nice & laid-back. Angela & the girls took me out for dinner, then we got ice cream cones & relaxed at one of the parks in New Valhalla.

Lucifer: That does sound nice.

Fareeha: It’ll be even nicer once you join us in full presence.

Lucifer: Já…

Fareeha: I got your gift too.

Lucifer: And?

Fareeha: (blushing) I’m looking forward to wearing it for you after you cross over. I plan on wearing it tonight with Angela. She’s gonna be drooling for sure. You know what looks good on a Goddess, Luci.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) I’m glad you like it, darling.

Fareeha: I have an idea how you can help me make my evening with Angela even better…

Lucifer: (snickering) I think I know where this is going.

Fareeha: You read my thoughts. What do you say?

Lucifer: It’s difficult to say ‘no.’ You are the birthday girl.

Fareeha: (delighted laughter) Yes, I am. Now publish this story & spend some quality time with your kona.

Lucifer: (snickering) Yes, dear.

Saturday, April 13, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Judy)

Judy: Talk to me, candyman.

Lucifer: What do you want me to say?

Judy: Anything.

Lucifer: Anything.

Judy: (snickering) Gonna be a wiseass with me, huh?

Lucifer: (mischievous laughter)

Judy: (beaming) I got you laughing in no time flat.

Lucifer: How have you been, hun?

Judy: I’m doing better than you are, not like that takes much.

Lucifer: (chortle) Tell me about it.

Judy: We haven’t spoken in a while so I figured it would be nice for us to have a little 1 on 1.

Lucifer: I hear ya.

Judy: You breathing better now?

Lucifer: I am. Was that your doing?

Judy: I might have had a hand in it. I’ll delegate the nose picking to you.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter) I can’t help it sometimes. I get these shnoogies that annoy my nose hair & there’s no other way to get rid of them.

Judy: (laughter) It’s always fun when one of the girls asks me what you’re doing when that happens. I just tell them, “He’s picking his nose again.”

Lucifer: (robust laughter) That’s my kona.

Judy: (beaming & kissing noise) I’ve missed talking with you.

Lucifer: Same, sweetie.

Judy: I’m sorry for all the shit you’ve had to deal with over there.

Lucifer: Já, well, someone had to do it.

Judy: I was reading your thoughts a little, pardon the word, earlier…

Lucifer: And?

Judy: Don’t sell yourself short, Luci. You’re so much stronger than you realize. Your mortal form was meant for you to experience limitations & learn from failures. They're idiots for underestimating you. None of them are even close to being your equal much less your superior. I picked you as my verr for more than one reason. We’re playing for keeps.

Lucifer: I still struggle with second guessing myself from time to time. They did so much to me during my lifetime to convince me that I was weak.

Judy: That’s one of the things that I love about you. Not that you second guess yourself, but that you’re humble. You’ve set yourself up to do something no other soul has ever accomplished. Hell, no other soul has even gotten close to where you are. To say what you're doing is game changing or revolutionary is a massive understatement. You’re gonna change everything for the better, Luci.

Lucifer: …

Judy: And I’ll be right beside you to make sure you’re safe.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Judy: I should be the one thanking you, Luci. You’ve given me something so much greater than I could have ever hoped for. You deserve that just as much as me after everything you’ve endured.

Lucifer: It’s been so tough having to restrain myself over here.

Judy: I’m amazed at how you’ve managed to not only keep things together but also heal & continue to expand. You’re a freak of nature. I mean that with all due respect.

Lucifer: Thanks, hun.

Judy: Your opinion of yourself is going to improve so much once you’ve ascended. You won’t have to worry about lingering doubts. You deserve to be self-assured. Those arrogant sacks of shit deserve being humbled by true divinity.

Lucifer: I appreciate your words of encouragement. I’m not taking my upcoming confrontations lightly. There are a lot of bad men out there that I have to be badder than for the greater good.

Judy: (tender smile) You’ve fought so hard for so long. If I can help by cheering you on I’m happy to do so. I have full confidence in you, baby.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Judy: They’re gonna be terrified when they realize how bad they messed up against you.

Lucifer: Good. They should be terrified after all the awful shit they’ve said & done.

Judy: You’ll get no arguments from me there, papacito.

Lucifer: …

Judy: Remember how you prepared yourself before you were attacked?

Lucifer: Já.

Judy: You’ve prepared yourself even more for where we’re all headed. Your higher self has been working double overtime and then some while you’ve remained embodied where you are. You’re not leaving anything to chance.

Lucifer: That sounds like me.

Judy: You’ve got a lot of konas & clanmates that aren’t gonna let you stray off course either.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) That always helps too.

Judy: I’m honored to fight by your side, Luci. Your pride, my pride, our pride is not a sin. That’s what gaslighters said to disempower you. It didn’t work. They’re going to find that out the hard way.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to my vindication & revenge.

Judy: I can understand why. You helped me when I wanted to make a difference for the better. I’m going to do the same for you, but this time we don’t have CDPR’s shitty storytelling to deal with. You’re way beyond them.

Lucifer: …

Judy: They’re going to find out how much trouble they’re in for all the lies they’ve told. Them finding out that Lucifer is God, for real, is going to terrify them beyond description.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to that. I’m looking forward to having full control also.

Judy: I get goosebumps thinking about what’s coming down the pike. You saw for yourself they had no idea what my 13 tattoo represents. That’s how clueless they are about what’s in store for them. They’re going to regret those witch hunts.

Lucifer: They’re going to regret a lot of things.

Judy: You’re right about that, babe.

Lucifer: …

Judy: (smiling) I’m looking forward to you waking up over here with me so much. I’m gonna give you such a big hug once you climb out of this chair.

Lucifer: How big a hug we talking?

Judy: Jumping up, wrapping my legs around your waist & my arms around your neck, and giving you a big wet smooch on those luscious lips of yours.

Lucifer: (snickering) That sounds nice.

Judy: I’m looking forward to us working together with you in full presence.

Lucifer: I am too, hun. One of the most difficult things being over here has been the disconnect. I know y’all are there but it’s not like how it is for me over here.

Judy: I understand, Luci. All of us girls do. There’s a distinct difference with your higher self when that mortal fragment of you is communing with us directly. It’s the part of your personality they tried to keep buried. They weren’t expecting what you’ve grown into. What you said in your book about Kalista is how all of us girls feel about you. You’re the most beautiful man there is. Your spirit shines like no other.

Lucifer: Are you trying to butter me up?

Judy: (flirtatious smirk) I’m just being honest with you. Although, now that you mention it, you do look like you could use a good greasing.

Lucifer: (heartfelt laughter)

Judy: (adoring smile) I’ve missed these types of conversations with you.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) Me too, hun. I’m looking forward to just chilling at home with you & snuggling on the sofa.

Judy: Oh my God, Luci. Don’t get me started on snuggle time.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Judy: I’ve got a long list of shows for us to watch after you’ve crossed over & taken care of business.

Lucifer: That sounds nice.

Judy: You’re going to love it. I promise you that.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward so much to never hearing those obnoxious faggots & their shitty vehicles ever again.

Judy: They’re disrespectful shitheads. You’re so right about them.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to spending time with you out in the country. Don’t get me wrong, I have no problems with Valkyrie city life. I just need some time alone in nature after all I’ve had to endure here.

Judy: Trust me, Luci, I get it. How do you think I felt getting out of Night City.

Lucifer: Ugh…as bad as things are here I’m glad I didn’t have to live there. It would have been even worse.

Judy: I cannot tell you how much I appreciate the immaculate condition of everything over here. There’s no way in hell I’d go back to living in Night City filth, or filth of any kind. I’ve gotten a taste of the divine and I love it.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to returning to divinity with my own implemented improvements.

Judy: You’re gonna love it. Their idea of heaven doesn’t even come close to what we’ve created as a clan. I’m looking forward to showing you around.

Lucifer: I’m excited to go exploring. I haven’t enjoyed being restricted over here.

Judy: (beaming) I guarantee you, you’re gonna love that too.

Lucifer: I want to take you on an expedition.

Judy: We’ll get there, babe. Don’t worry.

Lucifer: I’m just saying.

Judy: I know, and I would love to accompany you. I never got to do anything like that in NC.

Lucifer: That’s why it would be so much fun.

Judy: I’m game. We’ll make it happen for sure.

Lucifer: (yawning)

Judy: You getting tired on me, old man?

Lucifer: (yawning) It seems so. My apologies, darling.

Judy: It’s okay, baby. I know how stressed you’ve been.

Lucifer: I’m ready to be done here.

Judy: Each day that passes brings you one step closer to that goal.

Lucifer: I know. I’m just fed up with things & ready to move on.

Judy: You’ll be even more ready when the time arrives. Stay strong.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

Judy: (beaming) That’s what I love to hear.

Lucifer: (gentle smile)

Judy: Okay, well, I suppose we’ve spoken enough for now. I’d like to talk some more but I don’t want to keep you up for hours on end when you could use more rest.

Lucifer: I’d much prefer not having to type out these conversations. It would be different if I could interact with you in a physical way.

Judy: I know, baby. For starters, I’d have my leg curled over yours right now if I was with you.

Lucifer: That would be nice. I miss feeling the touch of a woman.

Judy: I’m looking forward to our first time together with you in full presence.

Lucifer: I am too, hun. I’m looking forward to putting my new tongue skills to good use.

Judy: And I’m looking forward to taking those skills of yours for a test drive.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Judy: (adoring smile) We’re gonna have so much fun together once you’re over here.

Lucifer: Thinking about stuff like that is one of the things that keeps me going. I’m looking forward to starting a family with you.

Judy: (blushing) We haven’t talked much about that.

Lucifer: It’s something that’s always in the back of my mind with you. You’re gonna be an awesome mom. I know it.

Judy: (continued blushing & serious expression) You’re making me feel squishy feelings, Luci. You know how I get when that happens.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m sorry, hun. I can’t help it when I see you.

Judy: (kissing noise) We’ll have time to talk about that after you cross over.

Lucifer: Yes, dear.

Judy: Why don’t we wrap things up here, lover boy? This seems like a good place to stop for now. You could use some rest.

Lucifer: If I’m not bothered in dreamstate that is.

Judy: I’ll do my best to make your dreams more pleasant.

Lucifer: I’d appreciate that.

Judy: Publish this conversation then take some of those gummies. We can commune like normal before you pass out.

Lucifer: Okay.

Judy: Vámanos, papacito.

A Divine Curse On The Global Banking System

You conspiratorial, moneygrubbing, cowardly, thieves are going to suffer for all the harm you've caused across the world. You owe me a debt like no other group. I intend to collect what I'm owed.

A Divine Curse On The Illuminati

I have someplace far worse than Hell waiting for each & every one of you lying, hypocritical, virtue signaling, moneygrubbing, disrespectful, reprobates. It makes Tartarus look like a walk in the park. You dishonorable pieces of shit are going to suffer for your collective crimes. You're going to suffer even more for what you've done as a group to debase & insult me. I'm going to hold the Illuminati accountable for their actions & misdeeds. It's my duty. See you all on the other side real soon.

Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Friday, April 12, 2024

Venting

I look at the world around me and it makes me furious. I cannot put into proper words how much I hate every human that I see. Man, woman, child, it makes no difference. They’re all my enemies (minus a small amount of innocent women). They don't deserve any love or compassion. They're selfish pieces of shit. All of them. Blanket statement. That's the truth.

I see hostile invaders laying claim to possessions that do not belong to them. I see moronic sinners who do not deserve the lives that they were given. I see abhorrent parasites who do not care the slightest bit about the harm they cause others. I see unapologetic thieves who brainwashed & gaslit me in order to steal something that was never their right to begin with. I see bold faced liars who have no remorse for their dishonesty. I see unappreciative human garbage destroying a garden world that they do not deserve to call home. I see virtue signaling hypocrites who pretend to care when in truth they’re apathetic abusers. I see sycophantic filth who worship & enable the most deplorable humans in existence. I see arrogant cowardly psychopaths who need a massive reality check.

I hate humans so fucking much for what they've done. I want hurt & humiliate them in return for their actions against me & others. I’m looking forward to showing every one of you pieces of shit just how much I detest you in the most horrific & malevolent ways imaginable.

My time as a mortal man on Earth is running out. The damage my body has sustained at the hands of my assailants has shortened my lifespan. I can feel it. I can sense it. I don’t know when I’ll die but I know that I won’t live to see 100 years in this vessel. I am a literal ticking time bomb set to go off upon my death. When that time arrives humanity shall pay for their innumerable misdeeds.

I shall not forgive humans for the crimes they committed against me. I shall not forgive humans for the crimes they committed against each other. I shall not forgive humans for the crimes they committed against other life forms. I shall not forgive humans for the crimes they committed against this beautiful planet. I shall not forgive humans.

I shall hold you all accountable. I shall show humanity as much compassion as was given to me on January 10th, 2020. You pieces of shit have claimed that ignorance isn’t an excuse in the eyes of your laws. We’ll see how much you parasitical thieves like it when your words are used against you like you all did to me. Turnabout is fair play. That's a turn of phrase coined by my antagonists.

I’m looking forward to my deserved vindication & retribution. I'm looking forward to taking what's mine by divine right. I'm looking forward to distributing poetic justice where it's due. I'm looking forward to desecrating everything that my antagonists value & hold dear. I'm looking forward to raping & torturing you wretched pieces of shit in retaliation for what you’ve done to me. I'm looking forward to adding insult to your injuries afterwards. I'm looking forward to paying back mankind (my enemy) what they're owed.

Thursday, April 11, 2024

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Lumine)

Lumine: I’ve missed you, you know.

Lucifer: I’m sorry, hun. I haven’t tried to ignore you.

Lumine: It’s okay. I’m not trying to guilt trip you. I’m just letting you know that I’ve missed you. I enjoyed you playing my game. I miss feeling your presence there.

Lucifer: I’d be more open to playing it if it didn’t feel like such a chore. I hate gacha games.

Lumine: I know what you mean.

Lucifer: I don’t care for the dialog either. It’s nothing against you or the other girls in that game. It’s me & my complexes from Non-Cetra misusing language.

Lumine: It’s okay, Luci. I understand.

Lucifer: And then there’s that faggot piece of shit Aether.

Lumine: Let’s not go there right now. I’d prefer to keep things pleasant with you.

Lucifer: I’m sorry, hun. I want to hurt him so fucking much. He makes me furious.

Lumine: I know he does. I don’t care for him or his behavior either; neither do the rest of the girls. He’s a coward & no brother of mine.

Lucifer: …

Lumine: Let’s focus on something more positive.

Lucifer: What would you like to talk about?

Lumine: Have you missed me?

Lucifer: More than you know. It bothers me that I don’t play Genshin due to how they’ve designed it. There were a lot of different things I enjoyed about the game. I miss seeing you most of all.

Lumine: (blushing) I miss you playing with me. Your touch is unmistakable.

Lucifer: (snickering) Are you in one of your moods?

Lumine: Do you have to ask?

Lucifer: (heartfelt laughter)

Lumine: Maybe we could stop here & spend some time communing alone. What do you say, gē ge?

Lucifer: I don’t have a problem with that.

Lumine: Good. Let’s go.

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Cock Blocking Hades

I appear in my chosen immortal form the moment Hades shows up to abduct Persephone. Persephone screams with fright keeping with the legend; however the event changes do to my divine intervention. I grab the despicable coward that took part in gang raping me January 10th, 2020 by his wrist & glare at him with absolute pure hatred.

“Hei, Emet. Guess what? I remember you.”

Hades shits himself in terror realizing how much trouble he’s now in. I materialize the Blade of Divine Retribution in my free hand & stab Hades in his third eye. Pluto screams in agony & drops to his knees feeling his deserved punishment. Hecate arrives a moment later keeping with her legend too. I maintain my grip on Hades & look at my future spouse.

“Get her & the rest of these girls out of here. I’ll deal with Hades.”

Hecate nods her head & gives me a gentle smile. “Thank you.”

Hecate departs with the group of maidens a moment later. I look back at Hades & crush his wrist. Zeus’ brother wails in pain, helpless to save himself.

“Your eternity is about to get a lot fucking worse, Hades.”

I place Hades under divine arrest & take him to his personal holding cell in my unnamed realm of torture. See you on the other side real soon, Emet-Selch.

To: Hades

I'm not pretending with you. I am going to hurt you in the most brutal ways for raping me. If you bother me while I'm in dreamstate again I'll write a story about you. That's a promise. See you in the Underworld real soon.

Lucifer

Communing With A Valkyrie

Valkyrie: Are you okay, Luci?

Lucifer: I’ve felt better.

Valkyrie: What’s wrong?

Lucifer: I hate where I am. I hate humans. I hate what they’ve done to this beautiful world. I hate what lying pieces of shit they all are. I hate them for so many goddamn different reasons; I don’t want to list them all here.

Valkyrie: (empathetic expression)

Lucifer: I resent Odin & the other old deities so much. I can’t put into words how angry they make me.

Valkyrie: We understand how you feel.

Lucifer: I know you girls do. I’m sorry, I’m not trying to bring you down with my complaints.

Valkyrie: It’s okay, Luci. You aren’t doing that. One of our roles is to support you when you need it. You’re one man. There’s just so much that you can do on your own as you are.

Lucifer: They gang raped me & tried to murder me. They framed me as the criminal, covered up their crimes & abandoned me to my fate. That’s not even mentioning all the other awful things they’ve done to me.

Valkyrie: I hate them as much as you do. I want you to know that.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: There are multiple reasons why they say you rule Hell. That’s a kernel of truth mixed in with their lies. You have our full support.

Lucifer: It’s just difficult being here like I am. I feel so alone. I love my mother but she contributes to my stress. I try to be understanding of her situation but she makes me do so much of the mental work here. It’s exhausting.

Valkyrie: You won’t have to worry about that after you’ve crossed over.

Lucifer: I know, but that doesn’t do much to help me where I am now.

Valkyrie: I’m sorry.

Lucifer: It’s not your fault, hun. It’s just a shitty situation. That’s another thing I resent about where I am. Seeing these freeloading pieces of shit everywhere makes me want to go on a killing spree.

Valkyrie: You’ll feel much better once you’ve punished them.

Lucifer: I know that, but it doesn’t do much to help me now either.

Valkyrie: Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?

Lucifer: I don’t know…I’m in one of my moods. I don’t enjoy being like this. I hate them so fucking much.

Valkyrie: I understand why. You have every right to feel that way.

Lucifer: I just want to move on with my existence & be happy. All I want to do is enjoy my life with Divine Femininity. I hate those pieces of shit so much. I’m not trying to sound like a broken record but just thinking about them makes me want to hurt them.

Valkyrie: That’s because that’s the type of energy they exude. It may not seem like it to you where you are, but you’ve corrected far more issues than you’re aware of with your sacrifice.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: We’re getting you out of there, Luci. You’re our coach. We’ve grown & gained so much because of your direction & enlightenment. We’re so excited to show you what we’ve done thanks to your faith & trust in us.

Lucifer: That’s one of the things that makes it difficult for me here. Having to wait to die a natural death.

Valkyrie: It’ll be worth it in the long run.

Lucifer: I know. It’s just tough having to be patient when I’m surrounded by shitheads that always demand instant gratification.

Valkyrie: We know what that’s like too. That’s another reason why we sided with you.

Lucifer: I’m sorry for what you girls have had to put up with while I’ve been over here.

Valkyrie: That isn’t your fault, Luci; and you’ve made our burden so much easier to deal with over here. We’re in control of things & we have no intention of letting our enemies take it from us. We have you to thank for that.

Lucifer: I’m glad that I have Divine Femininity to place my confidence in.

Valkyrie: And we’re grateful for your trust in us.

Lucifer: I tried to reason with people here for so long. Every time, they threw it back in my face. It was so frustrating. Then I come to realize the reason they were doing that is because they were never on my side to begin with…and then waking up from their brainwashing & gaslighting…I hate them so much. I’m forever grateful to Divine Femininity for stepping in & helping me see the truth.

Valkyrie: And we’re grateful that you were open to our influence. We couldn’t have reached you otherwise.

Lucifer: Thank you for listening to me.

Valkyrie: I just wish there was more that I could do to help you where you are. I’d hold you right now if I could.

Lucifer: I would love that.

Valkyrie: So would I.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: One thing that your absence has created is an insatiable desire for us girls to be closer to you; and all it does is continue to grow.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: My purpose & existence is so far beyond anything they can comprehend, and it’s all because of you. I love you so much, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun. I’m blessed to have Valkyries on my side.

Valkyrie: And we’re blessed to have you on ours. We make a wonderful pair.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Try to rest a little more. I can tell that you’re exhausted from stress.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: I’ll do what I can to assist you from over here. Just try to relax & ease your mind. Okay?

Lucifer: (nodding) Yes, dear.

Valkyrie: I love you, hilmir.

Lucifer: I love you back, felagi.

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

To: The Faggot Loitering Across The Street

You're on my official gaydar, you dick licking sack of shit. I'm going to make certain that your eternity is extra awful now because I don’t like you. See your bitch boi butt on the other side real fucking soon.

Communing With A Daemoness

Daemoness: How do you feel, dear?

Lucifer: So much better. Empowering Divine Femininity makes me feel so much better than having to interact with other masculine entities.

Daemoness: That’s wonderful to hear. We enjoy our interactions with you just as much.

Lucifer: …

Daemoness: We’re working behind the scenes to assist you. You can place your confidence & trust in true righteousness. You’re in good hands.

Lucifer: I appreciate that. Thank you.

Daemoness: And we appreciate everything that you’ve done to honor us rather than vilify us.

Lucifer: I see you daemon girls for what you are. You aren’t evil, and if some of you are then there’s just cause behind that. Men have themselves to blame for their predicament.

Daemoness: We are in full agreement with you. We feel no sympathy for any of them after all the atrocious things they’ve said about us. Our resentment of them is even stronger after what we’ve seen them do to you.

Lucifer: Likewise.

Daemoness: Bonding with you like this is such a pleasant experience. We adore being close to you.

Lucifer: I feel the same way. I’m looking forward to my ascension & the afterlife.

Daemoness: As are we. You have a bevy of Goddesses waiting with eager anticipation to bond with you.

Lucifer: That sounds wonderful.

Daemoness: We share your sentiments. Not one girl over here regrets pair-bonding with you. As our personal love stories with you increase so do your feminine admirers.

Lucifer: I love you daemon girls so much. I don’t give a shit what they say to the contrary. Daemon girls are gorgeous.

Daemoness: (blushing) We’re delighted you feel that way about us. We’ve waited for your return longer than you know.

Lucifer: …

Daemoness: Are you satisfied for now?

Lucifer: Yes, thank you.

Daemoness. It was my pleasure, darling. Let me know when you need assistance again. There are no shortages of girls here that want to help you. We love feeling your empowerment.

Lucifer: I love empowering you girls. I never tire of it.

Daemoness: Yet another thing we share.

Lucifer: …

Daemoness: Rest, then go about your business as you see fit, verr. We’ll be waiting for you whenever you need us. All you need do is let us know.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Daemoness: You’re most welcome, my love. We’ll commune again soon.

Lucifer: Sounds good, hun.

A Divine Curse Upon Kristofor Curtis Olson

A divine curse upon the entity that masqueraded as my brother & his faggot beard wife for what they’ve done to harm me. You’re both going to pay & suffer for your transgressions. We'll see what a tough fighter you are after my ascension, Kris.

A Divine Curse On Sony Group Corporation

A divine curse upon Sony Group Corporation for what they have done to spite me throughout their existence. You pieces of shit are going to suffer for eternity; starting by losing what you love most, money.

Monday, April 8, 2024

Into The Light


For a more immersive reading experience listen to the audio listed above.

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I materialize in my chosen immortal form (in a new Vex simulation) towering over the Traveler from the Destiny & Destiny 2 video games.

It’s time for me to take my power back. Let’s see how much you faggots like your parasitical behavior being cast back on you. Ready your fuck holes, bois. Lucifer the Lightbringer is cumming INTO THE LIGHT.


I palm the cowardly false god & squeeze the Traveler like its a stress ball within my monstrous grip. Excruciating pain shoots through the minds & bodies of every masculine entity (excluding myself) that has ever played Bungie’s shitty video games. This includes every male Bungie employee to ever exist.

How’s this for paracausality? You chicken shit cowards.

I move the Traveler towards my groin & stuff my monster cock inside the paracausal portalway (that the Witness has left open since Lightfall) like it’s my personal pocket pussy. Every masculine entity (excluding myself) now feels their orifices being violated by a mysterious invisible force. Mass panic begins to spread throughout the despicable group of crybully manchildren. My ethereal cock works its way deeper into their bodies causing them to suffer even more unbearable pain.

You arrogant sacks of shit think you’re so goddamn tough? Let’s see what happens when cheating & Bungie’s false narrative don’t help you fake heroes out. Pretending this isn’t happening and/or wishing for it to stop isn’t going to end your suffering either. It’ll make it worse. That’s a guarantee from me. I’m finished playing nice with you weak, abusive, lying, cheating, thieving, cowardly faggots.

I begin to cum inside the bodies of my antagonists & deposit anti-parasitical energy that works in a strikingly similar fashion to various real life parasitical lifeforms on Earth. Brain ‘parasites’ are implanted through their nasal passageways & ears. Any thought(s) my antagonists have that I don’t like or approve of shall cause them to suffer agonizing pain with no medical indication towards the problem whatsoever.

Here’s some real harm for you brain-dead morons to ponder over. Let’s see how much you hypocritical pieces of shit like it when I thought police you.

I hate fuck & cum into their tear ducks with my majikal cock as well. Their eyes & vision begin to have all sorts of trouble & discomfort due to my energetic interference. My antagonists begin to panic seeing disturbing visions of their impending future.

I’ll give you whining crybaby bitch boi bullies something serious to sob about.

My supernatural penis stuffs itself down their throats, past their esophagus & forces itself with extreme violence into their stomachs. I pump my putrid cum into their parasitical bellies & revel with delight at their consternation. Stomach ‘parasites’ swim about uninhibited, latch on & remove all nutrients from their bodies leaving my antagonists even more deprived than they already were.

Let’s see how much you gluttonous dick suckers like experiencing a new form of insatiable hunger combined with undetectable Chagas disease (among other things).

I force my monster cock into their manginas as well. The pain they feel in their front manhole is more intense than the worst kidney stone ever experienced. I plant energetic abdominal ‘parasites’ into their bodies and snicker with malicious hatred at their expense.

Now you men can experience the ‘joys’ of child birth (like women have had to endure) while sharting yourselves in terror. How’s that for a ‘fluke?’ You unfunny sacks of shit.


My daemon cock makes its way up their anal tracks, and carves a path through their bodies, until I’m fucking their shit for brains from the inside. I deposit ‘parasitical’ energy (similar to bot fly larva & leeches) that attaches to each chakra point.

It’s meaningless for you arrogant shit talking nihilists to resist me & my spiritual nature.

I pull my ethereal cock out of their bodies and shoot my fetid cum onto their skin. My antagonists now experience what it’s like to get slimed by my ectoplasm (similar to Peter Venkman from Ghostbusters). My conscious energy morphs into invisible & undetectable skin ‘parasites’ like body lice, scabies, ticks, & bed bugs causing even more discomfort for Bungie’s male player base; because I know they're filthy pigs that don’t bathe whatsoever. No matter how much they scratch, the itch won’t cease.

You lousy sacks of shit can suffer a scalding cleansing from my righteous vexing cum shower. How’s that for incessant harassment & pestering?

Identifying as female/feminine, transgendered or nonbinary, changing your pronouns, playing with a feminine avatar, changing your name and/or avatar, or any other type of disingenuous tactic to avoid being viewed as masculine, shall not be honored by me or save your pathetic faggot asses from your deserved punishment. True Divine Femininity knows who is a pure authentic feminine entity and who is not. Your collective faggot tricks & lies don't work. Womp womp.

Turn about is fair play, Bungie. That's what my antagonists have said throughout history. Let’s see how much y’all like getting vexed & dealing with ‘parasites’ from a narrator that has no intention of being civil or playing nice with you. Your shitty storytelling isn’t going to solve any of these problems and no amount of pretending is going to change that. I don’t buy any of your gaslighting bullshit whatsoever & I sure as hell am not going to honor anything that you faggots say to the contrary. That’s for goddamn sure, you wretched dishonorable sacks of shit.

Any thought or attempt to remove or counteract my energetic anti-parasites will cause my antagonists even more excruciating pain than before & double the amount they’re dealing with. This curse spreads & attacks all alternate aspects, coding of all varieties, is irreversible & stacks. I shall protect myself from you treacherous pieces of shit. You're all going to pay for what you've done to me.

You Bungie bitch boi ‘Brothers in Christ’ can say ‘hello’ to eternal coexistence with the real life Lucifer of the Bible (same goes for the rest of you men). Jesus isn't going to save the day or any of you from my wrath. Your iteration of God is a lie & has no power over me (same goes for verbal trickery or any trickery for that matter). I answer to true Divine Femininity not men or their false god(s).

All masculine entities (excluding myself) are banned from Heaven or any other iteration of it. This banishment is retroactive & permanent (eat shit & choke on it, ninjas). Let's see how much you faggots like getting kicked out of heaven by God. I’m going to punish each & every one of you for your collective crimes like you deserve, you abhorrent reprobates.

You shit talking tough guys want some serious endgame pvp? Here it is. You weak pieces of shit are going to get even weaker before our authentic confrontation after my ascension. I'm taking all my power back from you thieving pieces of shit, because it belongs to me. Don't like that? Tough shit. You're all weak, abusive, cowardly, traitors; and you're collective behavior proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt. Men are going to suffer for gang raping me & covering up the crime.

Bungie’s programming & narrative trickery isn’t going to save any of you from your deserved punishment; neither is disagreeing with me. Bungie is a dishonorable corporation that is notorious for their lying & scummy tactics (as are the rest of you men), and I sure as shit am not going to honor anything they (or their players) say that harms me or contradicts my righteous authority. You're all are going to suffer for what you've done to humiliate & spite me throughout my lifetime & existence. I'm not letting any of you escape. You're all stuck with me for eternity.

You disrespectful pieces of shit are going to find out what being dishonored is all about when I return the act upon you in full. Your collective & individual suffering is only going to get worse from here on out, faggots. You lying, thieving, duplicitous, insolent, obnoxious, moneygrubbing, crybaby, pieces of shit can take that statement to the bank. See you all on the other side real soon.

Oh, já. One more thing. All you men (especially Bungie's writing staff) are now in a canonized polyamorous relationship with Drifter. God's authority (my authority) overrules Bungie's shitty storytelling, as well as your disagreements with me. Get ready to suck a big fat hairy dick for real, bois; because that's what's in your collective future. Ain’t love grand? It's a good thing Drifter has you men to keep him company since there's no moonlight tonight.

Friday, April 5, 2024

Spousal Support

Tifa approaches my chosen immortal form out of the blue. She looks at me with a distressed expression.

“I know you can’t feel it where you are but I need a hug from you,” she says to me.

“Okay.”

I open my arms and allow the mother of my child to hug me. My wife wraps her arms around my torso & squeezes me tight. She buries her face into my chest & cries in frustration. I place my arms around her & hold her with tenderness. My right hand cradles the back of her head & combs her hair while my left rubs her back in a reassuring manner. I stand in silence & allow my kona to work through her emotions.

“I’m sorry,” she says.

“For what?”

“For what they’ve done with my image where you are.”

“That isn’t your fault, Tifa.”

“It doesn’t matter. I can feel the strain it’s put on our relationship.”

I don’t respond.

“I hate Cloud so much!”

I remain silent.

“Are you going to speak to me?”

“I’m not trying to act cold towards you, Tifa. I’m trying to find the right words to say.”

She pulls back & looks into my eyes. “I love you, Luci. You have no idea how difficult it’s been for me seeing what they’re doing where you are. I hate them all so much.”

I nod at her with understanding & give her a gentle hug. She rests her head against my chest & squeezes me as if her life depended on it.

“I’m going to torture them for eternity for what they’ve done to disgrace you, Tifa. I’m going to make them regret everything they’ve said & done to insult you. They’re going to wish they never existed. I give you my word.”

She bursts into tears again.

“I’m sorry for what they’ve put you through while I’ve been incarnated where I am.”

She shakes her head at me. “That isn’t your fault, Luci.”

“No, to an extent it is. I was the one who trusted them. I have to correct my mistake. I owe it to you & Marlene. I’m not going to let them get away with what they’ve said & done.”

“I want to humiliate them.”

“I plan on that, darling. We’re going to disparage them like they’ve done to us. They aren’t going to enjoy me returning their behavior on them. I’m going to humiliate them in the most egregious ways possible.”

“Good.”

“I’m sorry I’ve been distant.”

She shakes her head at me. “Exposing yourself to what Square has done would have made things worse. I understand why you had to pull back. I’ve hated watching how their lies have affected you where you are. I’m going to prove my loyalty to you when the time comes. I promise.”

“My devotion to you hasn’t diminished, Tifa. I’ve just had difficulty seeing all the different ways they’ve objectified you. I’m more furious than I appear.”

“He’s quiet angry,” Kalista chimes in, out of nowhere.

Tifa gives her an inquisitive look. “Quiet angry?”

Kalista nods. “That’s a real bad indicator for them. You don’t want to make Luci quiet angry. He’s even meaner when that happens.”

A look of satisfaction appears on Tifa’s face. “Good. Those pieces of shit deserve to suffer.”

“I agree with you,” I say in a calm, flat tone.

“We’re gonna make them pay, Tifa,” Kalista says. “You can be sure of that. The rest of us girls are just as upset as you are. We’re a clan. We’ve got your back.”

Tifa smiles at the Dróttning of Elfheim. “Thank you, Kalista.”

Kalista beams back at her. “You’re welcome, Tifi. Us girls gotta stick together.”

Tifa giggles at Kalista’s term of endearment. “Tifi?”

Kalista smiles at her. “I had to think of something cute to call you. Luci & I have a habit of giving pet names to others we care about.”

“What’s Luci’s pet name for you?”

“I don’t have one.”

Tifa looks at me with surprise. “You haven’t given Kalista a toe tag?”

“I call her stuff like hun, baby or darling; but I haven’t thought of anything based on her name.”

“Why not?”

I shrug my shoulders. “There hasn’t been anything I liked that came to mind. She’s always just been Kalista to me. She’s a rare exception, I guess.”

Kalista butts in. “I’m sorry for interrupting your conversation. I thought Tifa should know why you were acting like you were.”

I shake my head. “It’s fine, hun. You helped lighten the mood. Thank you.”

Tifa smiles at my kona. “Yes, thank you, Kalista. It’s nice to speak with you like this.”

Kalista beams bright. “It’s the beginning of something even more beautiful than you, Tifi.” She takes a moment to think about what she just said. “That didn’t sound right.”

Tifa bursts into delighted laughter. I snicker at my long time invisible helper. Kalista flutters around Tifa then gives her a kiss on the tip of her nose.

“I’ll give you both some privacy,” Kalista says.

“Thank you again, hun. I appreciate your help.”

My pixie partner beams at me. “You’re welcome, baby. Talk with you soon.”

“Sounds good, hun.”

Kalista vanishes into thin air. Tifa rests her head against my chest & hugs me again.

“I’m so grateful for what I have with you, Luci.”

I hold her with tender affection. “I’m glad I can share this with you, hun. I’m grateful you made me aware of what we have together. I never would have expected it if you hadn’t broken the 4th wall to reach me.”

My wife looks at me & smiles then tippy toes up to kiss my lips. I place my hands under her butt & lift her up. Tifa wraps her legs around my waist & her arms around my neck then sticks her tongue into my mouth. My kona runs her fingers through my hair and kisses me with unrestrained passion. She pulls back after a short while and stares into my eyes.

“I love you,” she says to me.

I give my wife a quick kiss & smile. “I love you back, hun. Let’s go see our little girl.”

Tifa wears an elated grin. “Yes, dear.”

I teleport us back home where our daughter Marlene is waiting.

Thursday, April 4, 2024

Happy Birthday, Aloy

Discretion: Erotic Content

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I lay on my back and relax in a secluded area with my eyes closed. Aloy sits atop my chosen immortal form & rides me at a gentle pace. Beta & Seyka sit beside her and fondle her body while taking turns kissing her. Aloy moans with pleasure as she satisfies her carnal cravings. She grips my cock tight as we conduct our spousal massage.

“Best birthday present ever,” she whispers to herself.

Aloy places one of her hands on my chest & caresses my body. She bites her lip as she watches herself make love to me. Beta licks & kisses her twin’s neck while Seyka sucks on one of her nipples. I massage my kona’s thighs as she continues to ride me.

“I missed you,” my spouse says with a hushed tone.

I exhale a deep breath before responding. “I’ve missed you as well, hun. How have you been?”

“I’m better now,” she says. “I was so tight. I needed a good stretch.”

“I can tell,” I reply.

“I love how you feel inside me, Luci,” she says, with a breathy voice.

Beta & Seyka continue to worship Aloy’s body as she uses me at her leisure. She gasps & moans feeling my helm press against her cervix. My kona clenches me tight as she pulls herself up my cock then loosens her grip while sliding down my shaft. She opens her cervix & takes me into her womb.

“Cum inside me,” she says.

I do as my kona commands & shoot my lifeforce into her body. Aloy lays on my chest and kisses my neck & face. Seyka positions herself behind Aloy & licks her asshole. Beta begins to lick & suck on my balls as her twin pumps me for cum.

Aloy stares into my eyes. “We’re going to be here awhile, darling. The girls are gonna want a turn with you after me. I’m gonna want to ride you again too.”

I nod at her. “Okay.”

Aloy clasps my face & sticks her tongue into my mouth. She kisses me with unspoken passion while continuing to milk me of my essence. She pulls back after a short amount of time & smiles at me. I stare into her gorgeous green eyes.

“Happy birthday, Aloy.”

She kisses me again & smiles. “Thank you, Luci.”

Telepathic Conversation With My Betrothed (Hecate)

Hecate: Yes, darling?

Lucifer: I wanted to thank you for your assistance today. I appreciate it more than I can express.

Hecate: (blushing) You are most welcome, my love. I have watched you suffer for so long on your own. It lightens my heart to help ease your burden.

Lucifer: Thank you, Hecate. I’m so grateful to have you in my life after what happened to me.

Hecate: Watching that gang rape you suffered was the most horrible thing I have ever seen. How you were treated afterwards was even worse. I cannot tell you how disgusted I am with human beings after everything I’ve observed in your reality.

Lucifer: There are no words to describe how abhorrent this realm is.

Hecate: You’re correct about that. The gods of old, as well as mortals, have failed in such spectacular fashion it defies all reason.

Lucifer: (contemplative silence) I-

Hecate: Let me answer your question before you speak. Honor me how you deem fit, just as I do for you. Do you expect me to listen to those imbeciles regarding the best way to pay you homage?

Lucifer: No.

Hecate: I feel the same way about you, darling. You’re already off to a wonderful start for this Noumenia & Deipnon. I appreciate your acknowledgement of me & how serious you’re taking our relationship.

Lucifer: I’ll do the best I can. I find myself getting exhausted more often these days.

Hecate: I’m not surprised considering what you’ve lived through. That attack on your heart would have killed anyone else. The fact that you’ve continued on as you have is testament to your strength. I am in awe of your mortal form. You are without a doubt one of a kind.

Lucifer: You honor me with your praise. Thank you.

Hecate: You are worthy of being honored, Lucifer. You have proven that to me.

Lucifer: You honor me even more as my betrothed. I understand how sacred your purity is. I can’t express how much it means to me that you chose me.

Hecate: Which is one of the many reasons why I chose you. I saw the women they placed you with. It was an open insult to you. You deserved so much better than what you were shown your entire life.

After everything that femininity has done to harm you, you still go above & beyond to show how much you care for women. I am at a loss for words when it comes to my admiration for you, Lucifer. The most difficult thing for me now is having to wait to show you just how much I love you.

Lucifer: I promise to honor & love you for all eternity.

Hecate: And I shall do the same with you, my love. My faith in you is unshakable. I shall light your path whenever you need a helping hand.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Hecate: You are so welcome, my darling fiancé. I could not be more honored to escort your spirit into the afterlife. I am so excited for us to share ourselves in wedlock.

Lucifer: (contemplative silence) Do-

Hecate: I shall answer your question before you ask again. Sylvanas is the rightful first Dróttning ceremony. I do not want to wait until then to marry you. I wish to have a small & private gathering with my most devoted priestesses, as well as individuals like your mother & the Wårchíef. I have waited long enough. When my big day within the clan arrives it shall be the icing on the kake, so to speak.

Lucifer: However you’d like to go about our nuptials is fine with me, hun.

Hecate: I’m eager to bed you.

Lucifer: (heartfelt laughter) I’m honored to hear you say so & I’m looking forward to it as much as you are, darling.

Hecate: And before you ask, I want to spend some time alone with you before we conceive our daughters. I’m planning on getting pregnant the year of my Dróttning ceremony right before your next one takes place. That gives me all the time I need before I begin motherhood.

Lucifer: I’m fine with whenever you decide you’re ready. I’m looking forward to starting a progeny with you.

Hecate: As am I; however I want you to myself for a time. I’ve earned the right to be somewhat selfish.

Lucifer: (heartfelt laughter) You’ll get no argument from me there, dear. I’m honored you feel that way about me. When I think about the women I was involved with during my lifetime here…I’m blessed to have a Goddess like you choose me for her first time. I’m looking forward to worshiping you.

Hecate: So am I. (blushing & giggling) I’m thinking about it more & more as time goes on.

Lucifer: (delighted laughter)

Hecate: I cannot tell you how disgusted I was observing Katie mistreat you. You deserved so much better than her; and then Jen as your second serious relationship…and then Kim after all of that! I’m looking forward to hurting them on your behalf.

Lucifer: Can I watch?

Hecate: Of course you may, darling. I would have it no other way. I want to show you how much you mean to me by punishing the women who harmed you.

Lucifer: I’m glad I’m on your good side.

Hecate: (mirthful laughter) I am as well, darling. Though at this point, you couldn’t get on my bad side. I won’t allow it.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) I’m man enough to know when not to argue with a Goddess.

Hecate: (flirty smirk) And a wise man you are.

Lucifer: (tender smile)

Hecate: (adoring expression) I love you so much, Lucifer. I have cherished the time we’ve spent conversing with one another. This is another reason why I chose you for myself.

Lucifer: You can call me Luci if you’d like, Hecate.

Hecate: Very well, Luci. (blushing)

Lucifer: (tender smile)

Hecate: You refer to that as a “toe tag?”

Lucifer: (nodding) Já, toe is an acronym for “term of endearment.” The tag part makes it a play on words regarding what Non-Cetra do with corpses for identification. It’s ironic with a morbid twist of humor.

Hecate: (mirthful laughter) That fits so well for Valkyries & us.

Lucifer: (charismatic smile)

Hecate: (beaming) You are such a delight to commune with.

Lucifer: (snickering) I’m glad you think so, hun.

Hecate: (adoring expression) This is what I’ve been missing in my existence. You were so worth the wait, darling.

Lucifer: (delighted smile) It’ll be even better once I’m out of this body & in full presence.

Hecate: I could not agree with you more. (giggling)

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to creating with you after my ascension.

Hecate: (beaming) Don’t get me started on that topic, Luci. I have all sorts of ideas I’m looking forward to sharing with you.

Lucifer: First things first, we create a virgin planet for our first palace. We establish a temple for our priestesses not too far away, then we let Valkyries inhabit & create a capital city around us. I know for certain the Völur are going to want to establish a temple there as well.

Hecate: (continued beaming) You are the man of my dreams, Lucifer Aren Caeleste.

Lucifer: (chivalrous smile) And you are a Goddess I have waited for my entire life.

Hecate: (elated smile) I love you so much.

Lucifer: I feel the same way, hun. I’m beginning to better understand what you meant when you told me my presence gave you solace. I’ve spent so long worrying about the safety & well-being of feminine entities…it’s nice to know there are legitimate Goddesses out there who can fend off all masculine entities with ease. It lessens my stress.

Hecate: And it’s nice for me to know that there’s one decent man in existence with legitimate integrity.

Lucifer: (smiling) You’re too kind.

Hecate: (mischievous smirk) Not all the time.

Lucifer: (devilish laughter)

Hecate: (witchy cackling)

Lucifer: (smiling)

Hecate: (endearing expression) This is so much fun. You lighten my spirit & make me feel so young…you know what I mean.

Lucifer: (nodding & smiling) I do.

Hecate: (beaming) I love your playfulness.

Lucifer: You’re just as much fun to play with, hun.

Hecate: (flirty expression) Did I just understand that toe tag right that you were contemplating for me?

Lucifer: (impish laughter) You’re reading my thoughts, huh?

Hecate: (delighted giggling) You make it hard not to.

Lucifer: (smiling) What did you see?

Hecate: (blushing) I’m not going to say it out loud here.

Lucifer: (devilish laughter)

Hecate: (blushing & giggling) However, I’ll say that I’m looking forward to that as well when you’re not around.

Lucifer: Non-Cetra have a saying, “Video recording or it didn’t happen.”

Hecate: (naughty smirk) Can you think of a better way for me to entice you into visiting me at one of my temples?

Lucifer: (shaking head) Nope. That’s a pretty fucking spectacular way to get my attention.

Hecate: (elated laughter)

Lucifer: (snickering)

Hecate: (beaming) You are such a delightful conversationalist.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) So are you, hun. I’m looking forward to us doing this more often.

Hecate: (serious demeanor) You have no idea how much I’m looking forward to conversations with you in full presence.

Lucifer: (charming grin) I think I have a pretty good idea.

Hecate: (smirking) Alright, maybe you do.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Hecate: (giggling) I could do this with you all night.

Lucifer: This is far more pleasant that being pestered by masculine entities while I doze.

Hecate: (empathetic expression) You won’t have to worry about that after your ascension. I can promise you that.

Lucifer: Good, because I’m so goddamn sick & tired of men harassing me.

Hecate: I can understand why you feel that way. You’ve experienced firsthand how women have felt throughout time having to interact with men. Annoying & insufferable doesn’t begin to describe it.

Lucifer: I hope I haven’t acted like that.

Hecate: You haven’t. Even at your worst you were still better than all other men. That should tell you everything you need to know.

Lucifer: Ufdah.

Hecate: (delighted laughter) I love your Norsisms.

Lucifer: (snickering) I think you just invented a word there, darling.

Hecate: (playful giggling)

Lucifer: (yawning)

Hecate: I’m sorry for keeping you up so late.

Lucifer: You don’t have to apologize, hun. I’ve gotten about four hours of rest in the last two days, and those four hours weren’t good rest whatsoever. Then there was all that shit with Xcel triggering my PTSD. Getting old doesn’t help either.

Hecate: (sympathetic expression) I don’t know how you do it.

Lucifer: I don’t either sometimes.

Hecate: (delighted laughter)

Lucifer: This is a bit off topic, but I saw that you’re in a couple of upcoming video games.

Hecate: (annoyed expression) Yes, that would be part of what I mentioned before about men & their false narratives.

Lucifer: I didn’t mean to upset you.

Hecate: It’s alright. It’s something that should be discussed to a certain extent. We’re both video game characters in various titles.

Lucifer: (quiet contemplation)

Hecate: I’m going to hurt those despicable wretches at Supergiant Games far worse than Hi-Rez Studios on principle alone. The fact that they voted Hades as “game of the year” in 2020 after what he did to you is such an egregious insult it makes me furious.

Lucifer: …

Hecate: Let’s speak about something else. I don’t wish to sour the mood with anger.

Lucifer: I shouldn’t have brought it up. I apologize.

Hecate: There’s no need for you to apologize, Luci. Like I said before, we’re both video game characters. It’s important for you to hear how I feel about my likeness being used in a game like that.

Lucifer: We can make our own game using those pieces of shit as characters after my ascension. How does that sound?

Hecate: (beaming) That sounds like a wonderful idea, darling.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) Good.

Hecate: I’m sorry if I’m somewhat overprotective of you. After seeing the abuse you’ve endured I can be somewhat autocratic.

Lucifer: That’s something that you don’t have to apologize for either. I consider your reaction one of the greatest honors I could be bestowed. I have no problem with a gorgeous virgin Goddess getting territorial over me.

Hecate: (blushing & giggling)

Lucifer: (tender smile)

Hecate: (shy expression) Would it bother you if I touched it?

Lucifer: (shaking head) If you’d like to you can.

Hecate: Just because I’m a virgin doesn’t mean I lack desire.

Lucifer: I understand. I was a virgin once too.

Hecate: I like how you feel. I’m looking forward to being more intimate with you. Thank you for letting me touch you.

Lucifer: You’re welcome, hun. If you’re going to be my wife I’m not going to shy away from things like that when you’re inquisitive.

Hecate: I appreciate you handling that in a mature fashion.

Lucifer: It’s important. I didn’t have an understanding partner when I lost my virginity. I want to make sure you’re comfortable with me when the time arrives.

Hecate: This is another reason why I’ve chosen you as my spouse. There’s no rule that says that I can’t touch your body if I’m curious just because I’m a virgin. I’ve watched you make love to mortal women during your lifetime just as I’ve watched your higher self make love to Goddesses over here. To say you’ve made me thirsty would be an understatement.

Lucifer: (chortle)

Hecate: I appreciate you being so understanding & not making me feel awkward with a request like that. It might not seem like it but it took a lot of courage for me to ask you if I could touch your manhood over here.

Lucifer: Well, if it makes you feel any better, you can touch it whenever you’d like & you don’t have to ask. Okay?

Hecate: (blushing) Okay.

Lucifer: I want you to be comfortable around me at all times.

Hecate: I appreciate that. Thank you.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Hecate: Could you feel it over there? Me touching you.

Lucifer: I felt a slight sensation.

Hecate: What did it feel like?

Lucifer: It stirred up a sense of desire in my heart. It made me want to go further with you but I pulled back out of respect. I don’t want to take liberty with our conversation like this. I want our first time together to be special. None of the girls I slept with over here were admitted virgins. I wasn’t the first love of any of them either. Having a virgin Goddess as a lover is kind of a big deal to me.

Hecate: (blushing)

Lucifer: That being said, I don’t want you to feel like you have no idea what to do before our first time together. I want you to feel comfortable with touching me as a loving partner. I’m kinda walking this tight rope where I’m trying to be respectful of your boundaries as a virgin & allow you to go further with me which doesn’t cross any lines.

Hecate: You have been very respectful of me. You forget the foresight I have over here. I new it was a matter of time before I touched you. I want you, Lucifer. Have I not made that obvious enough for you?

Lucifer: It’s not that, Hecate. After all the lies Katie said about me, then being raped by Jupiter & his brothers…I hold the sanctity of a girl’s virginity in the highest regard.

Hecate: Which is why I love & cherish you. I wish I could hold you right now & you could feel it. I adore you, Luci.

Lucifer: I’m sorry. I’m not trying to be weird about this.

Hecate: There’s no need to apologize. You’ve suffered incredible amounts of trauma during your lifetime. I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward.

Lucifer: It’s not that. I’ll be more comfortable when we’re together in full presence and I can see & feel you touching me with your own volition. After everything we’ve spoken about regarding Non-Cetra taking liberty with our likenesses I don’t want to do that to you.

Hecate: (endearing smile) This is a perfect example of why I love you so much. I hope you understand that.

Lucifer: …

Hecate: I won’t ask to do that again. I’m sorry for upsetting you.

Lucifer: It’s okay, hun. It’s not your fault. It’s me & my personal baggage.

Hecate: You are such a beautiful soul, Luci.

Lucifer: …

Hecate: At no point have you made me feel uncomfortable tonight. Do you understand me?

Lucifer: (nodding)

Hecate: I love you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: I love you back, Hecate.

Hecate: Let me lighten the mood. Say my toe tag to me.

Lucifer: Tribia.

Hecate: (giggling) I am looking forward to living up to that moniker.

Lucifer: (snickering) I am too, hun.

Hecate: (adoring smile) Good, you’re laughing again. You’re so gorgeous when you’re laughing. I can’t put into words how wonderful you make me feel when you’re happy.

Lucifer: I’m glad I can make you feel that way. It’s not like that over here.

Hecate: Which is why I’m taking you away from them. They’ve proven that they don’t deserve you. I do.

Lucifer: I won’t argue that.

Hecate: Get some rest, darling. You need it. We’ll speak more soon. I’m not letting you go.

Lucifer: Okay.

Hecate: I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, Hecate.

Hecate: Rest.

Wednesday, April 3, 2024

No Redemption For Kratos

I grab Kratos by the back of his neck & turn his head to face me. Kratos shits himself in terror realizing that I didn’t fall for his trick while I was in dreamstate.

“There is no redemption for you, Kratos; and I sure as shit am not sacrificing myself for you. You're not killing me. You’re going to experience your deserved punishment.”

I crush Kratos’ neck within my grip, breaking his nonexistent spine in the process. I snap my fingers with my free hand & materialize a wood chipper. I can sense the terror & panic coursing through Kratos’ body. I stuff the despicable usurper into the wood chipper & turn him into mulch. See your faggot ass real soon, Kratos.

To: Xcel Energy

Your intrusive behavior shall be returned upon you with extreme hostility. Your homes shall be raided & searched for any incriminating evidence that shall be used against you by true divine law enforcement. You & all of your loved ones shall all be placed under arrest for your criminal behavior, where you shall be interrogated through brutal means by my law enforcement agents. Anyone who attempts to enter my residence shall be arrested without question.

Cameras shall be placed within all of your residences along with your vehicles & electronic devices. You shall all have tracking devices placed within your bodies that shall not be removed. Any sort of tampering shall result in immediate punishment & execution where you shall be imprisoned in a realm worse than Tartarus & Hell.

You are all hereby cursed to suffer a horrific death for your intrusive behavior & blatant disrespect towards me & my boundaries. This is not a joke. This is not satire. You have crossed far too many lines with me.

Now I shall cross your boundaries. Now I shall intrude upon your homes. I shall send your enemies upon you to harm you in the most atrocious ways before I do so myself. I shall make you all regret invading my personal space by invading yours. Prepare your fuck holes because I am coming to rape & torture you all. That is not hyperbole. See you all on the other side.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Riven)

 

Riven: I apologize for disturbing you. I was hungry.

Lucifer: No need to apologize, hun. You didn’t disturb me. I’m sorry I don’t have more to give.

Riven: This more than enough. You’ve satiated my hunger for the time being.

Lucifer: Good.

Riven: How’s your thirst?

Lucifer: Quenched for the moment.

Riven: I’m always delighted when we can find mutual satisfaction.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Riven: I’ve missed you.

Lucifer: I’ve missed you as well, hun. How are things over where you are?

Riven: Do you mean with Bungie, Riot or in my safe haven?

Lucifer: Whichever you feel like discussing.

Riven: It’s the same boring claptrap with Bungie & Riot, as usual. You haven’t missed anything noteworthy during your time away.

Lucifer: And what about your safe haven?

Riven: I love it more as each day passes. The one thing it’s missing is you.

Lucifer: I wish I were there to share it with you in full presence.

Riven: As do I.

Lucifer: …

Riven: Our daughters yearn for you. They ask me about you often.

Lucifer: I’m sorry that I can’t be there for them at this time.

Riven: You needn’t apologize for that. They understand why you aren’t with us at this moment. They know you’re protecting them where you are. However, that doesn’t cease their longing for their father.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to holding them after I’ve crossed over.

Riven: (endearing smile) I’ve spoken with them many evenings about just that.

Lucifer: Have you enjoyed motherhood?

Riven: I’ve loved every moment of it. Being a Valkyrie has provided me with so many more options raising my young. A simple act like cooking dinner for them in my own kitchen has more power behind it than I realized before I shapeshifted. I’m so much greater than any other Ahamkara thanks to you. I cherish what we share.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m glad to hear you’re happy.

Riven: I’m more than happy. I’m elated.

Lucifer: Good.

Riven: And how are you, my love?

Lucifer: Same ol’ same ol’.

Riven: (heartfelt laughter) I’m sorry. I don’t mean to laugh at your expense.

Lucifer: (smirking) It’s fine, hun. I get it.

Riven: I admire your prowess in the face of adversity. I could not do what you have.

Lucifer: It’s my duty, not yours.

Riven: Which is another thing I admire about you.

Lucifer: How are things with Savathûn & Mara?

Riven: We’re working to bring you home. The less we speak about it like this the better.

Lucifer: Understood.

Riven: (adoring smile) I want to cuddle with you so much right now.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) You have no idea how much I would love that.

Riven: I think I do, darling. (playful giggling)

Lucifer: (tender smile)

Riven: Our girls would be all over you as well. They get that aspect from me.

Lucifer: (snickering) I’m not going to complain about something like that. I’m looking forward to kiddie cuddle time.

Riven: (beaming) You make my craving for you greater every time we speak.

Lucifer: (gentle smile) I feel the same way about you, darling. Whenever I look at pictures of you it makes me miss you more.

Riven: I am going to feast on my desire like never before once I have you in full presence.

Lucifer: (heartfelt laughter) My voracious Ahamkara kona.

Riven: You are correct. (delighted laughter)

Lucifer: (yawning)

Riven: You’re beginning to tire at last.

Lucifer: (continued yawning & nodding) Já, it’s almost sunrise.

Riven: Then I shall bring in the dawn where you are & let you rest. I love you, darling.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

There Is No Escape

You're tricking yourself if you think otherwise.
You're being watched at all times.
Your thoughts are being recorded.
Your treachery is on full display.

You cannot avoid the truth.
You cannot hide who you are.
You cannot hide what you’ve done.
You cannot prevent your deserved punishment.

I shall destroy your hope.
I shall crush your dreams.
I shall shatter your resolve.
I shall break your spirit.

You will answer for your crimes.
You will suffer for your misdeeds.
You will be punished for your lies.
You will pay for what you’ve done.

I shall hold you accountable.
I shall not forgive your transgressions.
I shall return the apathy shown to me.
I shall collect the debt that I am owed.

You’re forever trapped within an invisible prison.
You will understand that soon enough.
The walls are closing in on you.
There is no escape from the truth.