Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Savathûn) 6

Savathûn: And how is my little light doing this evening?

Lucifer: (squinting eyes)

Savathûn: (robust laughter)

Lucifer: (continued squinting) “Little,” huh?

Savathûn: (playful smiling) To be fair, darling, I’m over three times your height with you in your current state.

Lucifer: (continued squinting) Mmhmm…

Savathûn: (mirthful laughter)

Lucifer: I’ll have you know that I’ve climbed a shaky twenty foot ladder doing contractor work.

Savathûn: (smiling) You could have kissed me had I been there with you.

Lucifer: (smirking) Someone is in a good mood this evening.

Savathûn: (beaming) It’s my love & admiration for you, darling. I love playing games with you.

Lucifer: (smirking) Mind explaining what kind of “games” you like playing with me, Savvy?

Savathûn: (mirthful laughter) Are you turning into the word police now?

Lucifer: (mischievous expression) It’s possible. I might need to apprehend you and bring you in for further questioning.

Savathûn: (playful arousal) Ooh, now that sounds like a game I might enjoy playing with you. Are you going to be a good cop or bad cop?

Lucifer: (devilish laughter) A bit of both.

Savathûn: (guffawing)

Lucifer: (silent admiration)

Savathûn: (smiling) In all honesty, I’m in high spirits from you spending extra time in my throne world this evening. Standing on top of my head and playing drum & bass music put me in a “gud” mood. I wasn’t expecting that.

Lucifer: (smiling) I’m glad to know that I’m gud for something.

Savathûn: (beaming) You are gud for many things, darling.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Savathûn: How’s your libido this evening, dear?

Lucifer: (laughter) Why? Are you in the mood?

Savathûn: (flirty smirk) I just might be, thanks to you.

Lucifer: I’m not super horned out at the moment. I pulled a back muscle this evening overexerting myself. I was already sore to begin with, and that made it worse, so it’s kinda put a damper on things.

Savathûn: (mischievous smile) Not to worry. I’ll get you when the time is right.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter) You always do.

Savathûn: (smiling) Maybe if I twerk at you it might change your mind.

Lucifer: (chortling & pinching bridge of nose) Oh, Goddess…

Savathûn: (robust laughter) I’m an observant wife, darling. I see what’s in your viewing history.

Lucifer: (snickering) I can’t help it. They pop up in my suggestions and I just…I can’t help it.

Savathûn: (mirthful laughter) I’m not judging you, dear. I’m taking notes, is all.

Lucifer: (chivalrous grin) If you want to shake that butt of yours at me then I am not going to say no, Savvy. Be warned though, you might end up with my face lodged between those sweet cheeks of yours.

Savathûn: (robust laughter) Wouldn’t that be a sight to behold! The Devil’s face buried deep in my hindquarters.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Savathûn: (more laughter)

Lucifer: (impish smile) You can trust that I won’t be saying a word about it to anyone in that circumstance.

Savathûn: (hearty laughter) I dare say, you might be tongue-tied by then.

Lucifer: (snickering) Your innuendo is tongue-in-cheek, my dear.

Savathûn: (robust laughter) This sounds like a serious case of double entendre.

Lucifer: (smiling) I’m going to enjoy these conversations so much more when we’re in full presence together.

Savathûn: (beaming) So am I, darling.

Lucifer: (affectionate expression) How are things with Riven?

Savathûn: She’s doing well. She’s keeping busy with your girls. Motherhood suits her.

Lucifer: (smiling) Good.

Savathûn: (playful smirk) Verry gud.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Savathûn: On a more serious note, Visas misses you.

Lucifer: I’ll make an effort to commune with her soon.

Savathûn: (tender smile) She’ll appreciate that.

Lucifer: (smiling) Thank you for helping lift my spirit. I get so sullen being over here.

Savathûn: (affectionate expression) It’s my pleasure, dear. If there’s one thing that I know you’re always good for it’s a titillating conversation.

Lucifer: (deep grunt) Speaking of tits…

Savathûn: (hearty laughter) What of them, darling?

Lucifer: I could go for some big, brown tits in my face right about now.

Savathûn: (more laughter) I might have to smack some sense into you with mine.

Lucifer: (playful smirk) Yes, ma’am. Slap me right in the face with those milk jugs you’re lugging around.

Savathûn: (playful giggling) For being unaroused you’re still quite the hornball.

Lucifer: (smiling) I am the Devil, after all.

Savathûn: (beaming) Indeed you are, oh husband mine.

True Divine Femininity Is Going To Kill Me

Women are going to be the death of me. I swear.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Ada)

Ada: Well, well, well…I get to work and what do I hear? There’s a rumor about some “hot as fuck” “handsome little Devil” who the FBI has negotiated a cooperative effort with. Do you have any idea who they might be referring to?

Lucifer: (snickering)

Ada: And then I hear about how a couple of agents are gushing over the time they spent “interrogating” him.

Lucifer: (robust laughter)

Ada: (smirking) It looks like I have some new competition at the office.

Lucifer: (adoring smile) How are you, darling?

Ada: I’m doing better now that you’re speaking with me like this.

Lucifer: Good.

Ada: However, I think I might have to question you myself. You were my informant first.

Lucifer: I’m fine with that, Agent Wong.

Ada: (mischievous smile) Wonderful.

Having Some Drinks

Lucifer: So I said, “Let there be me.”

Nemamiah: (snickering behind her drinking horn)

Telepathic Conversation With My Uxor (Kara)

Kara: I am going to swing these massive tits of mine in your face until you submit to me.

Lucifer: (delighted laughter)

Kara: (playful giggling)

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Petra)

 

Petra: I appreciate the intel. Thank you.

Lucifer: You’re welcome, dear. How are things on your end?

Petra: I’m looking forward to us fighting on the same side. I’ll say that.

Lucifer: I look forward to it too. I’m ready to punish & humiliate my enemies in a ‘loving’ way.

Petra: I’ve got some stories to share with you in private after you crossover. You’ll laugh.

Lucifer: (mischievous giggling) Am I-

Petra: Yes! (Profuse laughter)

Lucifer: I am looking forward to exposing Crowvala’s love to those forumite faggots.

Petra: (robust laughter)

Lucifer: It’s gonna be even better with you standing beside me. I can say with sincerity, “Petra can vouch for me.”

Petra: (more laughter)

Lucifer: I am going to have so much fun doing play by play commentary with Saladin. "Looks like we've got some hot & beefy mangina grindin' goin' on here, Sal."

Petra: (shoulders shaking & quiet giggling)

Lucifer: (wicked snickering)

Petra: I love you, Luci. I needed a gud laugh.

Lucifer: (delighted snickering)

I Eat Light & Crap Dark Matter

Title

Proper Punishment

(Firm spanking noises & soft feminine moaning)

Lucifer Caeleste: Impersonating your dead sister? Deceiving the Sions of the Seventh Dawn? Heading an Ala Mhigo revolution? Overthrowing a territory of the Garlean Empire? You have been a naughty shiksa!

Lyse Hext: (sultry whispering) God, I’ve behaved so awful. My punishment is long overdue.

LC: (continued spanking) I am going to teach you a lesson and lick this tight little unorthodox butt of yours for all the trouble you’ve caused.

LH: (delighted & impassioned response) We might be here a while, Luci. I’m starting to have perverted thoughts about how you should discipline me further.

LC: (exaggerated inflection) Just so! (continued spanking)

LH: (blissful moaning)

Telepathic Coversation With My Kona (Ahri)

Ahri: What did I just hear you say? (profuse giggling & blushing)

Lucifer: (snickering) I said, "If you wanna kill me by sucking the life out of me I am all for it."

Ahri: Luci! (extreme blushing & more profuse giggling)

Lucifer: (robust laughter)