Lucifer: What do you want me to say?
Judy: Anything.
Lucifer: Anything.
Judy: (snickering) Gonna be a wiseass with me, huh?
Lucifer: (mischievous laughter)
Judy: (beaming) I got you laughing in no time flat.
Lucifer: How have you been, hun?
Judy: I’m doing better than you are, not like that takes much.
Lucifer: (chortle) Tell me about it.
Judy: We haven’t spoken in a while so I figured it would be nice for us to have a little 1 on 1.
Lucifer: I hear ya.
Judy: You breathing better now?
Lucifer: I am. Was that your doing?
Judy: I might have had a hand in it. I’ll delegate the nose picking to you.
Lucifer: (hearty laughter) I can’t help it sometimes. I get these shnoogies that annoy my nose hair & there’s no other way to get rid of them.
Judy: (laughter) It’s always fun when one of the girls asks me what you’re doing when that happens. I just tell them, “He’s picking his nose again.”
Lucifer: (robust laughter) That’s my kona.
Judy: (beaming & kissing noise) I’ve missed talking with you.
Lucifer: Same, sweetie.
Judy: I’m sorry for all the shit you’ve had to deal with over there.
Lucifer: Já, well, someone had to do it.
Judy: I was reading your thoughts a little, pardon the word, earlier…
Lucifer: And?
Judy: Don’t sell yourself short, Luci. You’re so much stronger than you realize. Your mortal form was meant for you to experience limitations & learn from failures. They're idiots for underestimating you. None of them are even close to being your equal much less your superior. I picked you as my verr for more than one reason. We’re playing for keeps.
Lucifer: I still struggle with second guessing myself from time to time. They did so much to me during my lifetime to convince me that I was weak.
Judy: That’s one of the things that I love about you. Not that you second guess yourself, but that you’re humble. You’ve set yourself up to do something no other soul has ever accomplished. Hell, no other soul has even gotten close to where you are. To say what you're doing is game changing or revolutionary is a massive understatement. You’re gonna change everything for the better, Luci.
Lucifer: …
Judy: And I’ll be right beside you to make sure you’re safe.
Lucifer: Thank you.
Judy: I should be the one thanking you, Luci. You’ve given me something so much greater than I could have ever hoped for. You deserve that just as much as me after everything you’ve endured.
Lucifer: It’s been so tough having to restrain myself over here.
Judy: I’m amazed at how you’ve managed to not only keep things together but also heal & continue to expand. You’re a freak of nature. I mean that with all due respect.
Lucifer: Thanks, hun.
Judy: Your opinion of yourself is going to improve so much once you’ve ascended. You won’t have to worry about lingering doubts. You deserve to be self-assured. Those arrogant sacks of shit deserve being humbled by true divinity.
Lucifer: I appreciate your words of encouragement. I’m not taking my upcoming confrontations lightly. There are a lot of bad men out there that I have to be badder than for the greater good.
Judy: (tender smile) You’ve fought so hard for so long. If I can help by cheering you on I’m happy to do so. I have full confidence in you, baby.
Lucifer: Thank you.
Judy: They’re gonna be terrified when they realize how bad they messed up against you.
Lucifer: Good. They should be terrified after all the awful shit they’ve said & done.
Judy: You’ll get no arguments from me there, papacito.
Lucifer: …
Judy: Remember how you prepared yourself before you were attacked?
Lucifer: Já.
Judy: You’ve prepared yourself even more for where we’re all headed. Your higher self has been working double overtime and then some while you’ve remained embodied where you are. You’re not leaving anything to chance.
Lucifer: That sounds like me.
Judy: You’ve got a lot of konas & clanmates that aren’t gonna let you stray off course either.
Lucifer: (gentle smile) That always helps too.
Judy: I’m honored to fight by your side, Luci. Your pride, my pride, our pride is not a sin. That’s what gaslighters said to disempower you. It didn’t work. They’re going to find that out the hard way.
Lucifer: I’m looking forward to my vindication & revenge.
Judy: I can understand why. You helped me when I wanted to make a difference for the better. I’m going to do the same for you, but this time we don’t have CDPR’s shitty storytelling to deal with. You’re way beyond them.
Lucifer: …
Judy: They’re going to find out how much trouble they’re in for all the lies they’ve told. Them finding out that Lucifer is God, for real, is going to terrify them beyond description.
Lucifer: I’m looking forward to that. I’m looking forward to having full control also.
Judy: I get goosebumps thinking about what’s coming down the pike. You saw for yourself they had no idea what my 13 tattoo represents. That’s how clueless they are about what’s in store for them. They’re going to regret those witch hunts.
Lucifer: They’re going to regret a lot of things.
Judy: You’re right about that, babe.
Lucifer: …
Judy: (smiling) I’m looking forward to you waking up over here with me so much. I’m gonna give you such a big hug once you climb out of this chair.
Lucifer: How big a hug we talking?
Judy: Jumping up, wrapping my legs around your waist & my arms around your neck, and giving you a big wet smooch on those luscious lips of yours.
Lucifer: (snickering) That sounds nice.
Judy: I’m looking forward to us working together with you in full presence.
Lucifer: I am too, hun. One of the most difficult things being over here has been the disconnect. I know y’all are there but it’s not like how it is for me over here.
Judy: I understand, Luci. All of us girls do. There’s a distinct difference with your higher self when that mortal fragment of you is communing with us directly. It’s the part of your personality they tried to keep buried. They weren’t expecting what you’ve grown into. What you said in your book about Kalista is how all of us girls feel about you. You’re the most beautiful man there is. Your spirit shines like no other.
Lucifer: Are you trying to butter me up?
Judy: (flirtatious smirk) I’m just being honest with you. Although, now that you mention it, you do look like you could use a good greasing.
Lucifer: (heartfelt laughter)
Judy: (adoring smile) I’ve missed these types of conversations with you.
Lucifer: (gentle smile) Me too, hun. I’m looking forward to just chilling at home with you & snuggling on the sofa.
Judy: Oh my God, Luci. Don’t get me started on snuggle time.
Lucifer: (snickering)
Judy: I’ve got a long list of shows for us to watch after you’ve crossed over & taken care of business.
Lucifer: That sounds nice.
Judy: You’re going to love it. I promise you that.
Lucifer: I’m looking forward so much to never hearing those obnoxious faggots & their shitty vehicles ever again.
Judy: They’re disrespectful shitheads. You’re so right about them.
Lucifer: I’m looking forward to spending time with you out in the country. Don’t get me wrong, I have no problems with Valkyrie city life. I just need some time alone in nature after all I’ve had to endure here.
Judy: Trust me, Luci, I get it. How do you think I felt getting out of Night City.
Lucifer: Ugh…as bad as things are here I’m glad I didn’t have to live there. It would have been even worse.
Judy: I cannot tell you how much I appreciate the immaculate condition of everything over here. There’s no way in hell I’d go back to living in Night City filth, or filth of any kind. I’ve gotten a taste of the divine and I love it.
Lucifer: I’m looking forward to returning to divinity with my own implemented improvements.
Judy: You’re gonna love it. Their idea of heaven doesn’t even come close to what we’ve created as a clan. I’m looking forward to showing you around.
Lucifer: I’m excited to go exploring. I haven’t enjoyed being restricted over here.
Judy: (beaming) I guarantee you, you’re gonna love that too.
Lucifer: I want to take you on an expedition.
Judy: We’ll get there, babe. Don’t worry.
Lucifer: I’m just saying.
Judy: I know, and I would love to accompany you. I never got to do anything like that in NC.
Lucifer: That’s why it would be so much fun.
Judy: I’m game. We’ll make it happen for sure.
Lucifer: (yawning)
Judy: You getting tired on me, old man?
Lucifer: (yawning) It seems so. My apologies, darling.
Judy: It’s okay, baby. I know how stressed you’ve been.
Lucifer: I’m ready to be done here.
Judy: Each day that passes brings you one step closer to that goal.
Lucifer: I know. I’m just fed up with things & ready to move on.
Judy: You’ll be even more ready when the time arrives. Stay strong.
Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.
Judy: (beaming) That’s what I love to hear.
Lucifer: (gentle smile)
Judy: Okay, well, I suppose we’ve spoken enough for now. I’d like to talk some more but I don’t want to keep you up for hours on end when you could use more rest.
Lucifer: I’d much prefer not having to type out these conversations. It would be different if I could interact with you in a physical way.
Judy: I know, baby. For starters, I’d have my leg curled over yours right now if I was with you.
Lucifer: That would be nice. I miss feeling the touch of a woman.
Judy: I’m looking forward to our first time together with you in full presence.
Lucifer: I am too, hun. I’m looking forward to putting my new tongue skills to good use.
Judy: And I’m looking forward to taking those skills of yours for a test drive.
Lucifer: (snickering)
Judy: (adoring smile) We’re gonna have so much fun together once you’re over here.
Lucifer: Thinking about stuff like that is one of the things that keeps me going. I’m looking forward to starting a family with you.
Judy: (blushing) We haven’t talked much about that.
Lucifer: It’s something that’s always in the back of my mind with you. You’re gonna be an awesome mom. I know it.
Judy: (continued blushing & serious expression) You’re making me feel squishy feelings, Luci. You know how I get when that happens.
Lucifer: (tender smile) I’m sorry, hun. I can’t help it when I see you.
Judy: (kissing noise) We’ll have time to talk about that after you cross over.
Lucifer: Yes, dear.
Judy: Why don’t we wrap things up here, lover boy? This seems like a good place to stop for now. You could use some rest.
Lucifer: If I’m not bothered in dreamstate that is.
Judy: I’ll do my best to make your dreams more pleasant.
Lucifer: I’d appreciate that.
Judy: Publish this conversation then take some of those gummies. We can commune like normal before you pass out.
Lucifer: Okay.
Judy: Vámanos, papacito.
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