Kratos

You'll face me when I'm ready. You got your power from me. I can take it back how I choose. I am greater than my mortal form. I am greater than a God of War. I am God and I shall protect myself from harm on a superior level to yours.

Hate Fucking Kratos

The false god & usurper named Kratos lays beaten on the ground in a bloody pulp crying to himself. I materialize in my chosen immortal form and pull my Righteous Cock of Retribution out. I snap my finger and turn my phallus into something resembling a Morningstar mace.

“No…” Kratos whimpers with fear.

“Get those fuck holes of yours ready, faggot. From now on, this is going to happen to you whenever I see a pornographic image of you with a woman. I’ll put it on a loop for you to experience.”

I lay on top of Kratos and stuff my massive, burning hot cock into the defeated spratan's mangina then hate fuck his insides with merciless force from behind. I wrap one of my arms around his neck and choke him as I continue to batter his internal organs with my rock hard phallus. Kratos’ face turns dark purple as he struggles to breathe.

“This is for Aphrodite, you bald headed faggot ass bitch. You ain’t such hot shit when you don’t have other people lying for you. Are you regretting pushing my boundaries yet, God of War?”

Kratos blubbers to himself as I humiliate him the way he deserves. I proceed to punch Ares’ boi toy in the back of his skull then slam my cock into his anus. Kratos yelps in pain as I shove myself deeper inside.

“This is what getting fucked by a real man feels like, you dishonorable sack of shit.”

I shoot my corrosive cum into the usurper. My conscious energy begins to attack the false god’s insides, weakening him even further. Kratos cries harder than before.

“My fury is way worse than yours, faggot. Just wait until I’m in full presence for this and go off script. You and Loki are in for an awful eternity, Kratos.”

No Redemption For Kratos

I grab Kratos by the back of his neck & turn his head to face me. Kratos shits himself in terror realizing that I didn’t fall for his trick while I was in dreamstate.

“There is no redemption for you, Kratos; and I sure as shit am not sacrificing myself for you. You're not killing me. You’re going to experience your deserved punishment.”

I crush Kratos’ neck within my grip, breaking his nonexistent spine in the process. I snap my fingers with my free hand & materialize a wood chipper. I can sense the terror & panic coursing through Kratos’ body. I stuff the despicable usurper into the wood chipper & turn him into mulch. See your faggot ass real soon, Kratos.

Atreus Makes A Big Mistake

I toss Kratos’ little faggot turd Atreus, by his throat, into his personal prison cell in Hell. The snot nosed little shit cowers on the ground seeing my righteous indignation. I look at the child of the usurper god with pure unadulterated hatred.

“You gonna tell me what’s not my right now, Loki?”

I boot the ill-mannered twerp under his chin & shatter his teeth before Atreus can open his mouth to spite me. His tongue is severed in the process. Loki clutches his face in agony.

“You have the right to remain silent, Atreus. Anything you say shall be used against you in my divine court of law.”

I kick Atreus in his chest (with little to no force), crushing his sternum & breaking his rib cage. The rude little shit writhes in pain feeling his deserved punishment.

“Playing mind games on me by messing with my dreams was a big mistake, Loki. I know who I am. I know who I am not. I know what’s a lie about me from the truth. I know what I’ve lived through & suffered during my lifetime. I know what I’ve sacrificed myself for & why. It’s forever a part of my soul & consciousness; and there’s no changing that no matter how much you rude, arrogant, chicken shit, faggot assed cowards dislike that fact.

Kratos murdered his wife & daughter before he shat you out, Atreus. That's his story. Neither of you belong in Norse territory, but I’m not going to punish you just for that.

I’m going to torture you both because I’m Lucifer Aren Caeleste and your father is a retarded Spartan who has fled from his deserved punishment for far too long. I'm going to punish you even more, Loki, because you have earned it tenfold now. I'm cleansing the Norse realms of your filth & trickery.”

I lift Atreus into the air with my telekinetic powers then choke him. His face is a dark purple. Kratos' Turd of War struggles to breathe for a few moments, then dies a pathetic death. His consciousness remains trapped within his corpse. I slam his body into the ground and look at him with pure contempt.

“A little shit like you isn’t going to tell me what is or isn’t my right & get away with it, Loki. I have every right to protect myself & those I care about after what I’ve suffered at the hands of my enemies. You don’t have a right to tell me otherwise. You made a big mistake confronting me, you arrogant little shit, and now you’re going to suffer the consequences of invoking my righteous fury.”

I manifest my Elven Star chainsaw phallus & rev it loud at Atreus’ corpse. I can feel Loki's terror as he watches helplessly. I spit on his revolting body.

“You might be dead but this is still going to hurt you, you disrespectful little shit. I’ve made certain of that.”

I lift Atreus with my telekinetic powers, again, then chop his corpse into blood & pulp with my Righteous Cock of Retribution. I spit a toxic loogie into his puddle of pain & suffering, adding to the child’s torture. Loki’s soul screams in torment feeling his deserved punishment.

“Hell is going to get so much fucking worse for the two of you once I’m in full presence. You can be sure of that, Loki. I'll change the name of the realm, if I have to, after I crossover just to spite you & undue your trickery. It’s my divine right as a legitimate Norse nobleman. It's my right as Lord God Almighty.

Sony & Santa Monica Studios are not going to save you from my wrath & neither is your deception. I don't honor the lies of dishonorable pieces of shit like you. Divine Retribution is headed your way like you can't begin to imagine, Loki. That's a guarantee from the Devil himself."

Kratos Faces Interogation

Kratos sits alone in one of my interrogation rooms in Hell. The sociopathic brute is bound tight & restrained by righteous chains. The false hero struggles in a vain attempt to free himself from his bindings. I appear in my chosen immortal form.

“I know your secrets, Kratos. I know the war crimes that you’ve committed.”

“That wasn’t-“

“Kratos, don’t you even dare try to pin your crimes on me, you chicken shit coward. I’m not stupid. I know who I am and I sure as Hell know that an immoral & amoral piece of shit like you would try to frame me if given an opportunity.’

“Damn it!”

“And here we see the truth of you & all that ‘fury’ you have, Kratos.”

Kratos doesn’t respond. His eyes frantitcally shoot back & forth as the stupid brute tries to think of some other excuse to escape his deserved punishment. I grab the despicable faggot by his throat and look him in his eyes. I flash an evil righteous smile at the previously unidentified retard. A new sensation begins to overtake Kratos’ rage; legitimate fear.

“Now you realize how much trouble you’re in, spartan.”

Kratos swallows hard.

“I’m not body swapping with you, Kratos. I’m not taking responsibility for your crimes. I’m not letting you off the hook. I’m not going to show you mercy or kindness; because you don’t deserve it.

You are going to suffer for your crimes. You killed the entire Greco/Roman pantheon in your shitty video games, not for real. There is no way in Hell that I am going to allow you to do something like that in any culture. You’re a criminal & I am the manifestation of the punishment that you deserve to suffer, you detestable coward.”

“Lucifer, I-“

“You aren’t talking your way out of this, Kratos. And let me tell you one other thing, you disgusting piece of shit, I am now even more furious with you for trying to trick me. You’ve met your match ‘God of War’ and soon you’re going to experience what it’s like to suffer the fury of someone who is stronger than you. You’re going to suffer the fury of Lucifer Aren Caeleste.”

Kratos breaks down and starts to cry.

“Stop crying, Kratos. I know a sociopath like you doesn’t feel remorse. You’re just trying to act like you have feelings to trick me.”

Kratos’ mask drops instantly after hearing me. He flies into a pathetic fit of rage befitting a spoiled child not getting his way for the first time in his life. I chortle to myself & smile.

“There’s the true Kratos. Non-Cetra might have referred to you as a god of war; however one thing that you aren’t is a master of psychology. I don’t need a shitty degree from Non-Cetra academia to know that.”

Kratos flails about like an overgrown baby. My evil aura begins to swell. I open my mouth and exert a noise that cannot be described with human words. What the ‘God Killer’ hears is my pure unbridled hatred & rage towards him. Kratos’ skin turns an even paler shade than it was before. His eyes are full of terror. I look at the weak & despicable spartan with utter contempt.

“I’m going to enjoy punishing you for eternity, Kratos.”

Kratos

Unidentified: Kratos.

Kratos: Who invokes my name?

Unidentified: Your superior, you disrespectful piece of shit.

Kratos: What?!

Unidentified: You heard me.

Kratos: You dare speak to me that way?!

Unidentified: I dare.

Kratos: Who are you?!

Unidentified: You don't recognize your old comrade in arms, Lucifer?

Kratos: ...

Lucifer: You think you're hot shit side stepping me like that today?

Kratos: ...

Lucifer: You went looking for trouble. Well, trouble has arrived.

Kratos: ...

Lucifer: What's wrong, Kratos? You aren't so tough when we're talking like this.

Kratos: I-

Lucifer: If you thought Spartan "honor" was going to save you from me then you are in for a very unpleasant reality check. You aren't escaping your deserved punishment, Kratos. You can trust that.

Kratos: What do you want with me?

Lucifer: You know goddamn well what I want with you, you despicable usurper. I'm coming for you & your little faggot turd Atreus.

Kratos: Lucifer, I-

Lucifer: You have no place being in Norse territory; even more so in Valhalla, and you know that, you disrespectful faggot piece of shit.

Kratos: ...

Lucifer: You got where you are because of me, Kratos. Don't forget that. I haven't forgotten my Latin roots whatsoever. I haven't forgotten about the help I gave you fighting Ares either. You wouldn’t be a God of War without my help, you dickless pixelated little bitch. All that power that you think you have was stolen from me, parasite.

You tried following my footsteps and you have now pissed off the wrong soul by trying to push my boundaries, you disrespectful piece of shit. You're gonna be in that old faggot's body that I saw today when I cross over; and I am going to hate fuck you, your dead faggot beard, every one of your puppet masters and your snot nosed bitch boi brat, into puddles of blood & pulp. And that’s just me getting warmed up.

Kratos: What can I do to make amends?

Lucifer: You can suffer & die in pain for the rest of eternity. I'm going to make that a reality after the shit you pulled today.

Kratos: I-

Lucifer: I am going to show you what I think about each & every one of you pieces of shit that calls yourself "God." I am so fucking furious with all of you after what you've done to me during my lifetime on Earth that "rage" doesn't even begin to describe it. I am seething with pure hatred and you are going to find that out firsthand, you thieving cock sucking wife & child murdering coward. I have lived through more pain & injustice than you can possibly comprehend. Just wait until I get my righteous hands on you, you dickless sack of shit.

That Spartan ass of yours is headed straight to Hell, Kratos. Sony isn't going to save you from my wrath. And let me make one other thing abundantly clear, you sure as shit are not the protector of the Norse realms. That is not your place at all. That is a goddamn fact, you two-faced coward.

You aren't sneaking in and stealing that role from me, you thieving piece of shit. It is my divine right & duty, not yours. Let's get that straight right now. I have something to say about all of this and so do true Valkyries.

You have no right to claim any of that and there isn’t anyone on your side that has a right to bestow it upon you; especially those pieces of shit in California. Santa Monica Studio has zero authority regarding who decides a matter like that, and I sure as Hell am not going to honor any of their nonsense. You faggots are in so much fucking trouble, Kratos, "terrifying" doesn't even begin to describe it.

I have walked the true, honorable & righteous path during my lifetime as a mortal. I have paid for my crimes and more. You have not, nor have your faggot storytellers or fanbois. That's the truth and we both know it, you limp wristed bitch.

You're a fictional character where I am, Kratos. You're weaker than that fat piece of shit who masqueraded as my father. That should tell you all that you need to know about your level of strength compared to me. Your muscles don't mean a goddamn thing to me. I'm going to rape you into spam and feed you to yourself.

Kratos: ...

Lucifer: You aren't the only God of War, Kratos. Ares was defeated, you can be too. Don't you forget that either. I've fought bigger than you. I've fought badder than you. I've fought larger groups than you; and I've done it while being undersized & inhibited the entire time. You have no idea the monster that you've just angered, you stupid sack of shit.

I am going to show you the real nature of war, Kratos. I've learned all about it by being a prisoner of war in the most awful nation to ever exist, since my birth. I even waged war against myself because I have no equal. I am war and I haven't forgotten at all about what you chicken shit faggots did to me January 10th. Divine Retribution is on the way and it is going terrify you more than you can imagine. You can be sure of that, you ashy skinned crook.

I haven't forgotten about your little crossover in Destiny either. I am going to decimate that mangina of yours once my soul vacates this vessel. You’re gonna be my personal little fuck toy for the rest of eternity. You can take that to the bank. I can topple you easier than anyone you've battled, Kratos. Just ask Doomguy. Better yet, ask the real Zeus not the fake version that you fought in your shitty video game.

I'm going to correct the record about everything. I am going to take as much goddamn liberty as I want hurting you and the rest of my antagonists, just like you all did with me before I fought back. Your faggot ass is in serious deep shit, you ugly bearded bitch. The real Lord God Almighty is on the warpath and my wrath is fast approaching. See your thieving bitch boi butt soon.