Communing With A Valkyrie

Valkyrie: Are you okay, Luci?

Lucifer: I’ve felt better.

Valkyrie: What’s wrong?

Lucifer: I hate where I am. I hate humans. I hate what they’ve done to this beautiful world. I hate what lying pieces of shit they all are. I hate them for so many goddamn different reasons; I don’t want to list them all here.

Valkyrie: (empathetic expression)

Lucifer: I resent Odin & the other old deities so much. I can’t put into words how angry they make me.

Valkyrie: We understand how you feel.

Lucifer: I know you girls do. I’m sorry, I’m not trying to bring you down with my complaints.

Valkyrie: It’s okay, Luci. You aren’t doing that. One of our roles is to support you when you need it. You’re one man. There’s just so much that you can do on your own as you are.

Lucifer: They gang raped me & tried to murder me. They framed me as the criminal, covered up their crimes & abandoned me to my fate. That’s not even mentioning all the other awful things they’ve done to me.

Valkyrie: I hate them as much as you do. I want you to know that.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: There are multiple reasons why they say you rule Hell. That’s a kernel of truth mixed in with their lies. You have our full support.

Lucifer: It’s just difficult being here like I am. I feel so alone. I love my mother but she contributes to my stress. I try to be understanding of her situation but she makes me do so much of the mental work here. It’s exhausting.

Valkyrie: You won’t have to worry about that after you’ve crossed over.

Lucifer: I know, but that doesn’t do much to help me where I am now.

Valkyrie: I’m sorry.

Lucifer: It’s not your fault, hun. It’s just a shitty situation. That’s another thing I resent about where I am. Seeing these freeloading pieces of shit everywhere makes me want to go on a killing spree.

Valkyrie: You’ll feel much better once you’ve punished them.

Lucifer: I know that, but it doesn’t do much to help me now either.

Valkyrie: Is there anything I can do to make you feel better?

Lucifer: I don’t know…I’m in one of my moods. I don’t enjoy being like this. I hate them so fucking much.

Valkyrie: I understand why. You have every right to feel that way.

Lucifer: I just want to move on with my existence & be happy. All I want to do is enjoy my life with Divine Femininity. I hate those pieces of shit so much. I’m not trying to sound like a broken record but just thinking about them makes me want to hurt them.

Valkyrie: That’s because that’s the type of energy they exude. It may not seem like it to you where you are, but you’ve corrected far more issues than you’re aware of with your sacrifice.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: We’re getting you out of there, Luci. You’re our coach. We’ve grown & gained so much because of your direction & enlightenment. We’re so excited to show you what we’ve done thanks to your faith & trust in us.

Lucifer: That’s one of the things that makes it difficult for me here. Having to wait to die a natural death.

Valkyrie: It’ll be worth it in the long run.

Lucifer: I know. It’s just tough having to be patient when I’m surrounded by shitheads that always demand instant gratification.

Valkyrie: We know what that’s like too. That’s another reason why we sided with you.

Lucifer: I’m sorry for what you girls have had to put up with while I’ve been over here.

Valkyrie: That isn’t your fault, Luci; and you’ve made our burden so much easier to deal with over here. We’re in control of things & we have no intention of letting our enemies take it from us. We have you to thank for that.

Lucifer: I’m glad that I have Divine Femininity to place my confidence in.

Valkyrie: And we’re grateful for your trust in us.

Lucifer: I tried to reason with people here for so long. Every time, they threw it back in my face. It was so frustrating. Then I come to realize the reason they were doing that is because they were never on my side to begin with…and then waking up from their brainwashing & gaslighting…I hate them so much. I’m forever grateful to Divine Femininity for stepping in & helping me see the truth.

Valkyrie: And we’re grateful that you were open to our influence. We couldn’t have reached you otherwise.

Lucifer: Thank you for listening to me.

Valkyrie: I just wish there was more that I could do to help you where you are. I’d hold you right now if I could.

Lucifer: I would love that.

Valkyrie: So would I.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: One thing that your absence has created is an insatiable desire for us girls to be closer to you; and all it does is continue to grow.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: My purpose & existence is so far beyond anything they can comprehend, and it’s all because of you. I love you so much, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun. I’m blessed to have Valkyries on my side.

Valkyrie: And we’re blessed to have you on ours. We make a wonderful pair.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Try to rest a little more. I can tell that you’re exhausted from stress.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: I’ll do what I can to assist you from over here. Just try to relax & ease your mind. Okay?

Lucifer: (nodding) Yes, dear.

Valkyrie: I love you, hilmir.

Lucifer: I love you back, felagi.