Kamala: What’s up?
Lucifer: I changed my mind about the advice I
gave you last time we spoke. If being vague on policies is working for
you against that orange sack of shit then keep doing that. America is
going to collapse regardless of what you do as president. I thought it
might be good to get more specific about policies, however I neglected
to account for how stupid the average American citizen is.
Kamala: (hearty laughter) I won’t argue with you about that.
Lucifer: Embarrass that lying cøck sücker as best you can. I want him to suffer.
Kamala: You aren’t alone there, Luci.
Lucifer: I'd also appreciate it if your side did something about the censorship on Blogger whenever I call him a cøck sücker. It's the truth. He is one. Censoring me proves it even more.
Kamala: I'll have my people get on that.
Lucifer: Thank you.
Kamala: Not a problem.
Lucifer: I’ll talk with you before the debate. I have some good luck energy to give you.
Kamala: (biting finger tip) I’m looking forward to it.