Angel: Do you want to talk about it?
Lucifer: I hate them so much.
Angel: It’s easy to understand why.
Lucifer: I want to torture them.
Angel: That time is drawing near, Luci. We have everything ready and in place over here. At this point, we’re just waiting for your death.
Lucifer: …
Angel: You’ve done excellent work structuring the afterlife where you are. Your sacrifices have made it happen.
Lucifer: I hate them. I’m sorry. I’m not trying to beat a dead horse. They make me so goddamn angry when I read & hear the shit they spew.
Angel: They make us angry too. Do you know how difficult they made our duties over here saying things like angels love them no matter what they do? We’re looking forward to them suffering their deserved punishment as much as you are. I won’t even go into how much daemons are salivating at the idea of harming them more than they already are now.
Lucifer: I get that Kamala isn’t perfect. I’m not saying she is. She’s mortal & fallible. Every human is, including myself. What infuriates me is their blatant, and unapologetic, bigotry & hypocrisy.
These goddamn Trumptards are clutching their pearls & feigning outrage while they criticize her because she didn’t go to a Catholic fundraiser, rub elbows with American elites, and hurl insults at people; because “it’s a tradition.” That scam is a “white tie event” and that stupid sack of shit they worship was wearing a black bow tie; but they all conveniently ignore that fact while continuing to slander her.
Then they criticize her for her jokes “falling flat” because she took the high road in her video and kept things civil. While at the same time they’re lining up to lick that orange cock sucker’s shitty diaper & clamoring about how funny he was. Their sycophancy disgusts & angers me so goddamn much that I can’t put it into proper words. And to top that off they’re saying she’s a coward & scared because she didn’t show up to listen to that weak & pathetic, lying, racist, misogynistic, incontinent, geriatric, crybully, manbaby, hypocrite badmouth her to her face.
Nothing says “Christianity” like insulting someone in front of an audience of apathetic backstabbers pretending they have morals when they don’t. Because it’s “a political tradition” & “a lighthearted roast” for charity! And they think that she’s a bad person for not exposing herself to that type of abuse. Get the fuck out of here with that noise. I know gaslighting when I hear it.
Meanwhile, she’s out amongst the common folk, speaking with them face to face, to discus their concerns about the country; and all the while MAGA is trying to spin it like her campaign is floundering because she’s not hobnobbing in New York with the rich & famous. Because Christianity is all about the money & influence. And then they have the audacity to call her a Jezebel spirit on top of all this. I can’t tell you just how furious they make me.
Then they say shit like, “The last person who didn’t show up was Mondale and look what happened to him.” Já and the last time I checked, Walter Mondale wasn’t a woman of color smashing every goddamn glass ceiling that’s been placed above her, with a smile on her face, while her opponents fight dirty, make excuses & move the goalposts. Oh, by the way, there's a huge number of Republicans who voted for Reagan in 84 who sure as shit won't be voting for Trump in 2024. There’s a big fucking difference this year regarding who’s running for POTUS. I see it and others see it too.
I see her doing the work. I see her putting in the effort. I’ve seen her show more authenticity, character, care & concern than I’ve seen from any other politician at that level before; and in a shorter amount of time than any of them have done in a campaign. I’ve paid attention to American politics since I was a child. I know my history.
She’s a cut above the rest and she’s proving it to me, time & again. They think she’s weak but she’s showing the world just how goddamn strong she is. That takes legitimate courage. Kamala’s got real grit. MAGA sure as shit doesn’t. Americans should be proud of the example she's setting as a candidate.
Angel: They’re projecting hypocrites, Luci. That’s one of the reasons why they’re so loud about their dislike of her. You know how that goes better than anyone.
Lucifer: It infuriates me.
Angel: You aren’t alone there.
Lucifer: I would appreciate it if she would get some extra love & support from both angels & daemons. What she’s doing isn’t easy. She deserves getting a helping hand from others.
Angel: That’s not a problem, Luci. We have more than enough spirits over here who are delighted to assist with your cause.
Lucifer: Thank you.
Angel: You’re welcome.