Don't listen to the haters, cocƙsucƙer! There's no way that your crappy fireworks shitshow could backfire on your retarded ass. Not when I'm here to make sure everything goes off with a biglie BANG!
To: malicious entities,
It would make me feel just awful if Donny's shitty firework display made him appear like a totally inept loser! The more embarrassed Donny is the badder I'll feel! Is that something y'all can live with?!