Telepathic Conversation With An Ally

Kamala: I appreciate all your help. I mean that with all sincerity. Thank you.

Lucifer: You’re welcome, Dev.

Kamala: (laughter) You are a clever man. The thought of Trump walking out to Macho Man made me laugh so hard it would have made him even more furious.

Lucifer: (devilish laughter)

Kamala: (continued laughter) We make a good team.

Lucifer: You won’t get any arguments from me there, hun.

Kamala: It’s just absurd what some of these individuals say online.

Lucifer: (amused scoff) Shit, if you only knew some of the things that I’ve read.

Kamala: I can imagine. I’ve heard plenty of insults myself.

Lucifer: Yet another thing that we have in common.

Kamala: And that’s fine by me. (laughter)

Lucifer: (smiling)

Kamala: Thank you for interacting with me today. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate your support.

Lucifer: I’m honored to help. If I can’t humiliate that orange sack of shit during my lifetime on Earth then I have no problems passing that privilege over to you. A strong & sassy woman of color should put him in his place for the rest of world to see. It’s divine poetic justice.

Kamala: You won’t get any arguments from me about that either.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Kamala: Alright, as much as I enjoy our conversations I need to get back to it. I’ll talk with you again soon, Satan.

Lucifer: (snickering) Sounds good, hun.