A Financial Blessing Upon Chelsea And Iris

I would be grateful if the financial gains that I was denied during my lifetime on Earth were given to Chelsea & Iris on my behalf. I want them to suffer as little as possible. They are kind & caring souls.

A Helpful Blessing Upon Chelsea And Iris

This blessing is to help Chelsea & Iris during the economic hardships caused by the Drumpf administration. I would appreciate it if Chelsea is provided with assistance maintaining a successful business. She's a good & caring person who helps others. Chelsea & Iris do not deserve to suffer because of other people's greed & maliciousness.

A Helpful Blessing Upon Chelsea And Iris

I ask that helpful, caring entities provide Chelsea & Iris with what they need to remain safe, secure & prosper. I ask Divine Femininity to make sure they are happy & healthy. They do not deserve to suffer anymore hardships.

Telepathic Conversation With My Betrothed (Arla)

Valkyrie: Hei, Luci.

Lucifer: (discontented) Hei, Arla.

Arla: (concerned expression) What’s wrong?

Lucifer: I hate of being over here. I know I say that all the time but it’s true. I’m tired of being surrounded by these reprobates. I’m tired of these selfish pieces of shit doing things that I should be doing like getting married and raising children. I’m tired of these misogynistic cock sucking faggots acting like they’re straight while they do everything they can to oppress women. I’m tired of reading comments from both men and women talking about their wives, husbands, children, families, et cetera.

Arla: You know they’re miserable, right? They’re liars & frauds. It’s all an act with them. They pretend their lives are great to make other people jealous. It’s gaslighting. You’ve seen how they are with each other, firsthand. You know how fake they are on social media. It’s a false reality.

Lucifer: It doesn’t change the fact that I’m pretty much alone over here. I have to resort to conversations like this. It’s shitty.

Arla: I know it is, vennen.

Lucifer: (disgruntled sigh)

Arla: Try to look on the bright side. As crappy as things are for you, it’s temporary. They’re gonna be even more miserable than they already are now and that’s going to last forever.

Lucifer: That doesn’t change the fact that I’d rather be having this conversation with you in full presence where all my senses could perceive you. I get tired of having to have conversations like this. I just want things to end here.

Arla: It’s getting there, Luci. I promise you that.

Lucifer: I hate them so much.

Arla: You aren’t alone there, beibi. I resent them just as much as you do.

Lucifer: …

Arla: You don’t think that I’d rather be laying in bed with you right now in full presence?

Lucifer: I didn’t say that.

Arla: I know, but I’m making a point. I want what you want just as much as you do. I want to be with you. I want to get married & start a skuldalið with you. Instead, I’m having to watch you suffer from over here because those selfish pieces of shit refused to behave themselves. I’m just as angry at them as you are.

You have no idea how many Goddesses share my sentiments, but let me tell you, we far outnumber them. They’re the true minority in the grand scheme of things.They’re going to regret all the things that they’ve done to oppress others. They’re going to regret all the things they’ve said. They’re going to regret their entire existences. There isn’t anything that they can do to change their fates for the better.

Their stupidity & abhorrent behavior has damned them to suffer a fate so horrible that it can’t be described with words. It’s worse than Hell. That’s how awful their eternity is waiting for them. Count yourself lucky, Luci.

Lucifer: I do. I don’t mean it to sound like I’m ungrateful. I just get tired of being over here with them.

Arla: I understand, hun. I’m just trying to cheer you up.

Lucifer: I appreciate that, darling.

Arla: Divine Femininity has big plans for you, Aren. We’re just getting started. You laid down the foundation for femininity to create without constraints. It’s going to amaze you when you see what we’ve done during your lifetime in Midgard.

Lucifer: That’s one of the things that makes it difficult for me being over here.

Arla: (tender smile) Trust me, I get it. I’d rather you were over here with me so I could show you all the wonderful things that Valkyries have created just for you.

Lucifer: (dejected sigh)

Arla: (concerned look) Did I make things worse saying that?

Lucifer: (shaking head) No. It just makes me wish I was over there now is all.

Arla: You prove what a strong man you are the way you remain patient.


Lucifer: It doesn’t feel that way sometimes.

Arla: Look at how they behave. They have little to no impulse control. Almost all of them have no patience whatsoever. All they think about is their immediate gratification and they don’t care at whose expense.

Lucifer: Those are all things that I hate about them.

Arla: Again, you aren’t alone there, Luci. Divine Femininity is just as disgusted with them as you are. We’ve been waiting since before the Big Bang to have our moment with you. You want to talk about having patience?

Lucifer: (chortle) Okay, hun. Point made.

Arla: (smiling) Things are going to get so much better for you, Luci. I promise.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Arla: Stay strong. Okay?

Lucifer: Okay.

Arla: (affectionate expression) I love you, Aren.

Lucifer: (soft smile) I love you back, hun.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Tifa)

Tifa: (demure approach) Hei.

Lucifer: Hei.

Tifa: We haven’t spoken in a while. Is everything alright?

Lucifer: I know. I’m sorry about that.

Tifa: You didn’t answer my question.

Lucifer: (silent reluctance)

Tifa: What’s wrong?

Lucifer: (hand on forehead) I don’t know where to begin.

Tifa: Did I do something to upset you?

Lucifer: (shaking head) No, it’s not you, darling.

Tifa: (inquisitive expression) Then tell me.

Lucifer: Well for one thing, I’m tired of seeing pornography that these faggots make with your image.

Tifa: How do you think I feel about it?

Lucifer: If I had to guess, I’d say you’re even angrier about it than I am.

Tifa: That’s a pretty good guess.

Lucifer: …

Tifa: Do you know how much I cherish what I have with you and Marlene? Do you know how much you mean to us both? She talks about you all the time to me. She knows you’re out there.

Lucifer: I hate Squeenix so much.

Tifa: You aren’t alone there, Luci.

Lucifer: I had an interaction with a girl named Asuka from the Tekken franchise. I wanted to refresh my memory about her so I went to a fandom wiki and glossed over her details. While I was scrolling through an “allies” tab I saw that faggot Noctis’ name listed there. When I clicked on it and read his information I just wanted to fucking smash his face in with a blunt object.

They named the kingdom in XV “Lucis.” Those goddamn gooks knowingly did that shit to spite me. That’s why all their names are in Latin. What other Final Fantasy game did that?

When I was playing XIV there was a crossover event where Noctis showed up in Eorzea. I hadn’t played a Final Fantasy game in over a decade by this time. I started playing XIV because I left Guild Wars after I had a fallout with a bunch of shitheads that I played with.

I had no idea about the story or characters in XV. I did the event because it was the first four person mount Squeenix put in XIV, so it was kind of a big deal for players. That thieving piece of shit, Noctis, tried to steal what belongs to me with the help of Square’s bogus narrative. Those chinks even called him “King of Kings” in that game knowing full goddamn well that that’s my title. It’s no different than those kike worshipping Christians doing the same thing for that for a lying, cock sucking rabbi, Jesus.

Meanwhile, I’m waiting to die in the real world (after they gang raped & tried to murder me) while being continually disrespected by these pieces of shit. And why? Because I trusted & cared for entities that I never should have during my lifetime on Earth without understanding what they were doing to me because they brainwashed, indoctrinated & gaslit me into Stockholm syndrome from the moment I was born. That was their reward to me for being a loving, forgiving & empathetic soul.

Oh, já. Did I also mention that those lying pieces of shit tried to convince me that they abducted one of my daughters because they wanted to hurt someone that I care about? That’s why I’m embodied where I am right now. To make certain that didn’t happen. I hate those reprobates so goddamn much they make me want to scream in fury. I want to torture them so fucking much I can’t even begin to describe it. I hate them.

Tifa: (sincere remorse) I’m so sorry, Luci.

Lucifer: It’s not your fault, Tifa. You don’t have anything to feel sorry about.

Tifa: (shaking head) No, I’m sorry for how much you’ve suffered to protect girls like Marlene. You should have never had to experience something like that.

Lucifer: Girls like Marlene don’t deserve to suffer a fate like mine. Sacrificing myself was the correct thing to do.

Tifa: You should never have had to do something like that.

Lucifer: I agree, however there’s immoral trash out there who don’t care about anything, including themselves. They’re the ones who deserve to suffer an awful fate, and I’m going to make that their reality because they’ve more than earned it. I’m going to make them wish they never existed because that’s what they tried to do to me.

Tifa: (shaking head) I look at where you are compared to where I am with Marlene…it’s awful there. I’m amazed at what you’ve overcome as a mortal man with every limitation & disadvantage possible placed upon you.

Lucifer: They’re going to regret angering the most stubborn Norwegian to ever exist.

Tifa: (lighthearted laughter) That’s one of the things that I love the most about you, your persistence.

Lucifer: (tender smile) You look gorgeous. I’m sorry for venting at you like that. I’d much rather speak about pleasant things with you.

Tifa: (shaking head) That’s not how life works for healthy married couples. For better or worse, remember? I’m here for you when you need me, just like you’re there for me.

Lucifer: I want to hold you so much right now, Tifa. I can’t tell you how much I want to caress your face and run my fingers through your hair. I want to feel your heartbeat and the warmth of your skin pressed against mine. I want to look into your eyes and know that you’re looking into mine when I tell you that I love you with all my heart.

Tifa: (blushing) I want that as much as you, Luci. I think about you all the time. I don’t mean that to sound like I’m needy or codependent. I look at the different fates that Square created for me, and Aerith, and Yuffie, and Marlene…I don’t want any of those. I want what I have with you. That’s why Aerith & I sought you out.

Lucifer: Five years ago, I wouldn’t have ever thought that this was in the realm of possibilities. I was griping to a fag that I was in an FC with about how Square should leave Final Fantasy VII alone and not remake it just to appease shithead “fans” who wanted an updated version of the game. I had no idea at that time that it was you reaching out to me.

Tifa: I’ve watched over you your entire lifetime there. I’m going to get what I want from you.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) That’s fine with me. I would be blessed to come home to a Goddess like you at the end of the day.

Tifa: (blushing) Cloud could never compete with you as a legitimate love interest. Them trying to force me into a relationship with him is like what they did to you with Katie #1. Final Fantasy “fans” don’t care about my genuine happiness.

Lucifer: They don’t care about mine either. They never have.

Tifa: That’s why we’re changing our fates together, baby. They can be, as you say, “butthurt” about it with Cloud.

Lucifer: Cloud has Zack. He’ll be fine. He won’t miss you. No offense.

Tifa: (robust laughter) What was the ship name you gave those two?

Lucifer: (smirking) Clack.

Tifa: (more robust laughter)

Lucifer: (mischievous snickering)

Tifa: (beaming) I love your ship names.

Lucifer: (huge devilish grin) Funny enough. Final Fantasy shippers don’t appreciate them so much.

Tifa: (mischievous giggling) I wonder why?

Lucifer: (shoulder shrug) I think my ship names are clever.

Tifa: (large smile) They are! I mean, look at what their name is for Aerith and me. Your name for us is so much better.

Lucifer: (tender smile) You’ll get no argument about that from me, darling. Great minds think alike.

Tifa: (admiring expression) I love you so much.

Lucifer: (smiling) I love you back, hun. I wish I could hold you in my arms right now. This picture of you that I’m looking at makes me miss you so much more.

Tifa: (coy smile) You have no idea how close I am to you right now. Do you?

Lucifer: (shaking head) I don’t.

Tifa: If you could see me I’d be laying on top of you with my face right in front of yours.

Lucifer: I would love that. Feeling the weight of your body laying on top of mine. The warmth of your breath on my face. Feeling your heartbeat against my chest while inhaling your scent. Running my fingers through your soft, black hair while kissing those pouty lips of yours. Looking you in the eye and telling you how much I love you.

Tifa: (blushing) I want that too. I want that so much with you. You make me feel so special. If I were with you in full presence right now I’d be slipping you inside me this very moment. I’d cradle that handsome face of yours with both my hands and slip my tongue into your mouth so that I could taste you one more time.

Lucifer: Are you trying to make my celibacy over here more difficult, darling? Because you’re doing a wonderful task at it right now.

Tifa: (robust laughter) I’m sorry. I got caught up in the moment with you.

Lucifer: (smiling) It’s okay. It’s just difficult for me over here when I think about stuff like that. I’m so cut off from any kind of physical intimacy it can be depressing sometimes.

Tifa: Well that’s for sure not something that I want to do to you.

Lucifer: You aren’t. I’m just being candid with you because that’s not something we’ve ever discussed before.

Tifa: You’re right about that. As much as I know about you there are certain things that you keep to yourself.

Lucifer: I don’t want you to worry about me.

Tifa: Well, you don’t have much of a say about that, mister. I love you & I care about you. Part of me being your kona is worrying about your wellbeing.

Lucifer: I appreciate your concern for me.

Tifa: (smiling) Of course. You’re the same way with those you care about. Just look at how you are with your mother. You’re a good son.

Lucifer: I could be gudder.

Tifa: (laughter) I think you’re doing pretty “gud” already.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Tifa: (quiet observation) You’re getting tired, aren’t you?

Lucifer: (nodding) It’s almost dawn.

Tifa: Then how about we stop here for the night so you can get some rest.

Lucifer: I’m sorry. I’d like to commune with you longer but it’s getting more difficult to keep my eyes open.

Tifa: You don’t need to apologize, baby. We’ve been communing for a while now. You need to get some rest.

Lucifer: (nodding) Okay.

Tifa: Are you feeling any better?

Lucifer: (nodding) Yes. Thank you, dear. I’ve missed talking with you. I love you more than I can say.

Tifa: (blushing) I feel the same way about you, baby.

Lucifer: (sigh)

Tifa: We’ll talk again soon. Okay?

Lucifer: (nodding)

Tifa: I love you, Aren.

Lucifer: I love you back, Tifa.

A Blessing Of Encouragement For Femininity

Femininity is winning the fight & growing stronger. I see the positive gains that women make every day. Your collective struggles are not in vain. Truth, justice & righteousness are on your side. I have full confidence & faith in femininity. Keep up the excellent work. You're doing great. I'm proud of you girls. 💚

Happy Birthday, Powder

Powder: Hei.

Lucifer: (distressed) Hei.

Powder: What’s wrong?

Lucifer: I wanted to wish you a happy birthday; but instead of being happy & focusing on you my mind is preoccupied on other shit. I hate it over here so much. I just want to die.

Powder: (frowning)

Lucifer: I’m sorry, Powder. That’s a horrible thing to say on your birthday.

Powder: I’m not angry, Luci. I’m more concerned about you right now.

Lucifer: You shouldn’t be. It’s your birthday. You should be celebrating & having fun, not dealing with me & my issues.

Powder: How would you respond if I felt like this on your birthday?

Lucifer: I would want to cheer you up. I would tell you that I appreciate having you in my life & that that’s better than any birthday gift I could get.

Powder: (shy smile) And how do you think I feel about you?

Lucifer: …the same.

Powder: I know you’re dealing with a lot of crap right now. It isn’t fair to you whatsoever. And in spite of all that you’re still taking the time to commune with me and wish me a happy birthday.

Lucifer: I would have preferred being in a better mood than I am now.

Powder: Luci, birthdays come & go. What’s important is that I have you in my life & know how much you love me. I know for a fact that you & I are going to have way more exciting birthdays together after you’ve crossed over. So don’t get so down about this one. It’s okay.

Lucifer: …

Powder: I’m surrounded by loved ones over here. Vi & Lux are taking me someplace to celebrate later tonight. And as much fun as that’s going to be there are times that I’m gonna be wishing that you were with me in full presence to celebrate.

Lucifer: I hate being over here.

Powder: So do I, but we’ll get through it together. Okay?

Lucifer: (distracted nodding)

Powder: (flirty smirk) I saw you peeking at that picture of me, Mr. Not-so-smooth.

Lucifer: (chortle) I’m sorry. I couldn’t help it. I forgot I had that.

Powder: (knowing smile) Mmhmm…

Lucifer: You’re so fucking cute & sexy.

Powder: (blushing)

Lucifer: If I were over there with you I’d have my face buried in that tight little ass of yours to celebrate.

Powder: (robust laughter) That’s my verr.

Lucifer: (tender smile) Happy birthday, Powder. I love you.

Powder: (beaming & snickering) I love you back, you ol' perv.

I Love Femininity

I just wanted to reiterate that 💚

Telepathic Conversation With An Angel (5)

Angel: (concerned approach) Hei.

Lucifer: (distressed) Hei.

Angel: How can I help you?

Lucifer: If you could take away my anxiety and place that energy on the entities that caused me to experience it I would be grateful.

Angel: I can do that. I’ll have other angels & daemons assist as well. Is that okay with you?

Lucifer: (nodding) I’m so tired of being embodied over here. I hate the stress & anxiety they cause me to have. All I’m trying to do is neutralize their collective chaotic energy for the betterment of the multiverse. It’s so difficult having to deal with these things and have all these limitations placed upon me.

Angel: Even with those limitations placed upon you you’re still doing more than any other soul ever. You’re helping righteousness over here more than you know.

Lucifer: I just wish I could see that more over here.

Angel: It’s happening. It’s culminating at this point. Give it time.

Lucifer: I hate that entity I saw on that forum.

Angel: That one has an awful fate ahead of it. We know the distress it caused you. It shall feel a similar level and worse when your time to punish it arrives.

Lucifer: Good. I hate entities like that.

Angel: You aren’t alone in that regard. Entities like that attract that ire upon themselves with their behavior.

Lucifer: I don’t appreciate them trying to make me think they’re God over me or that they’re going to hurt me after I die. They’ve hurt me enough already.

Angel: Lucifer, you have proven that you are far more superior than any differing interpretation they have of God. We all know that over here. They gaslight others. That’s abusive behavior. Remember that.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Angel: One of the things that is going to terrify them is the inexorable truth of the harm they’ve caused you with their conscious existences. You won’t need our assistance to punish them on the other side, but you shall be surrounded by loving support when you harm them. That’s another thing that is going to horrify them, and they should feel that way after what you’ve endured. They are apathetic to their actions. You do not behave that way.

Lucifer: …

Angel: It is no small task to correct the problems of the multiverse. We couldn’t do this without you, Aren. You provide us protection from harm with your love & compassion. That shall be returned to you.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Angel: We love you, Lucifer. You have more love & support than you know. Your antagonists do not share that luxury.

Lucifer: I’m grateful for the love & support I have. I don’t mean to seem ungrateful.

Angel: We don’t see you as an ingrate. We’re more powerful than ever before because of your teachings regarding loving behavior. Things take time where you are to come to fruition. Just like fruit on a tree doesn't grow in a single day. Have patience & maintain the course you’re on. You’re doing wonderful work where you are. The multiverse recognizes that.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Angel: I love you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.