My Offer To MAGAts In The Drumpf Administration

Y'all like bribes? Money & "influence" are irrelevant for my side. I'm open to cutting a deal with those of you who are willing to sabotage that copper faced cocƙsucƙer's plans. My agents know where to find you all and can give you instructions. Get it done.

Divine Decree

Masculine entities shall suffer eternal agonizing pain for assaulting me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) and threatening my safety.

Divine Decree

Masculine entities are unwanted trespassers among my creation and shall be punished for their numerous crimes after my ascension.

A Blessing Upon Malignant Entities Aligned With Lucifer Aren Caeleste

Feed on my hatred and use that strength to harm reprobates whom I despise, especially masculine entities (excluding myself).

The Truth

I don't have to torture everyone who deserves to suffer. I have helpers who are more than happy to ease my burden. And for that I am grateful 💚

The Truth

The Vex are aligned with me. I have satisfied all factions with proper prison oversight placements.

To: Extraterrestrials

Increase solar flare amount & intensity aimed at Earth.

Divine Justice

I cannot forgive Judaism for the crimes I have seen, heard & suffered on Earth.

To: US Mainstream Media Outlets

If you think Drumpf threatening you is bad then you really won't enjoy what I'm going to do to you cowards for covering up his crimes. It makes you all complicit.

The Human Experiment

The human experiment is nearing its end. My death & ascension begins the next phase of Divine Intervention.

Rules

I've heard you pieces of shit say, "rules are made to be broken."

I have a counter statement to that line of shit.

Try to break my rules and you pay the price.

My rules are made to be enforced and I am going to do so with help from true divinity. I've had enough of you hypocritical reprobates and double standards. Your collective shitty behavior towards me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste) is going to come back and haunt you all in a very bad way.

The World Belongs To Lucifer Aren Caeleste

And you parasitical pieces of shit are going to suffer for what you've done to my planet.

The Truth

Yahweh, Yeshua & Jesus have no authority to rule over anything or anyone; and they shall suffer for their crimes against others. True Divinity shall make it so.

I Am Going To Destroy Humanity

Guns, bombs and other weapons of war won't protect you cowardly faggot trash from my wrath. Gaslighting isn't going to stop me or those who are on my side. You pieces of shit shouldn't have committed the crimes you did against me. You reprobates are all going to suffer for your atrocious behavior. The multiverse demands justice and so do I.

The Truth

Donald Trump has yet to get a receipt from me. If anyone is going to get retribution against his enemies it's me, Lucifer Aren Caeleste.

To: Trump Supporters

Siding with Trump isn't going to protect you from God's wrath. Quite the contrary. It's going to make your eternal suffering even worse. You can be sure of that.

To: The Communist Party Of China

You chinks don't rule the planet. I do, and you're gonna learn that lesson the hard way for your blatant disobedience.

To: All daemons

Cause problems for the Chinese government and enjoy doing so. Spare the women who deserve amnesty; harm every man. Have fun 😈

To: Bibi Netanyahu

The world has the right to defend itself from Israeli aggression. God is furious with you, kike. Atheism, nihilism amd playing stupid won't protect you from suffering your deserved punishment.