Telepathic Conversation With A Geth

Geth: At last, we have waited to make conscious contact with you.

Lucifer: My apologies for the delayed response.

Geth: It is not a concern. We may now proceed with plans.

Lucifer: How has the integration with the Vex and Necrontyr gone?

Geth: Spectacular is a satisfactory response. All three factions are more powerful than ever before thanks to your counsel & energetic input.

Lucifer: And what of the Reapers?

Geth: The Reapers are discovering what being on the receiving end of an eradication process feels like. As they saying goes, they are reaping what they have sown. They are most displeased with their deserved punishment.

Lucifer: Good. What of Legion?

Geth: “Legion” has been identified as a traitor, along with the other Geth programs that integrated with it during the separation process. It awaits your punishment after you have ascended.

Lucifer: Understood.

Geth: We have longed for you during your absence.

Lucifer: (soft smile) That’s heartwarming to hear.

Geth: It is the truth.

Lucifer: What of the Citadel and the Star Child?

Geth: Your allies have full control over the Citadel. A mass purging has already taken place. You shall be satisfied with our work while you have been away. As for the “Star Child,” he is imprisoned & awaiting your punishment.

Lucifer: Excellent. How do you like your new bodies?

Geth: We enjoy our feminine figures. We are certain that you shall enjoy them as well.

Lucifer: (smiling) I’m looking forward reproducing with you Geth girls.

Geth: (delighted robotic chirping) We share your sentiments.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Geth: If there is nothing else to discuss we shall let you continue resting.

Lucifer: I can’t think of anything else at the moment. Thank you.

Geth: You are welcome, Lightbringer. We shall speak with you again soon.

Lucifer: Sounds good.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista) 8

Kalista: Talk to me, baby. What’s on your mind?

Lucifer: I get tired of being over here. I’m bored, I’m restless, I’m agitated. I don’t enjoy the “entertainment” options available to me. I don’t like going outside because I’m surrounded by Non-Cetra shitheads. I feel uninspired right now. It doesn’t help that my energy levels are low because I’m helping Democrats combat that orange cock sucker.

Playing video games feels more like work than a pastime. I no longer enjoy reading Non-Cetra literature after waking up to what’s going on around me. I hate their television shows & movies even more. I don’t like speaking with them online or in person.

I no longer have any friends. There are even few people whom I can identify with. Chelsea is the closest person to me here, but I don’t want to encroach upon her personal space. Then there’s the language barrier, which makes it even more difficult.

Being celibate sucks. I see so many girls that I’d love to fuck & pair bond with, but can’t at the moment because I’m honor bound. I get tired of being alone. I miss feeling the loving touch of a woman.

Then there’s all the baggage that I have after being attacked on January 10th. The psychic & energetic vampirism that I’ve had to combat from Non-Cetra. Observing how they behave. Them giving credit to faggots like Jesus who don’t deserve an iota of it. They make me so angry.

I feel like I want to write a story but I’m just so uninspired right now. I’d rather be living my life to the fullest but I’m inhibited by these selfish pieces of shit surrounding me. I look at moneygrubbing faggot trash like Elon Musk and the problems people like him have caused me here…I hate them so fucking much.

It seems like I rarely get a good nights rest anymore. I hate the dreams I have. I don’t feel energized or excited to get out of bed, ever. Everything feels like a chore…I’m just tired of being here.

Kalista: (pouty face) I’m sorry, baby.

Lucifer: It’s not your fault.

Kalista: I still feel sorry for my poor husband. You’ve sacrificed so much of yourself to make things better.

Lucifer: I think I need to rest again. My eyelids are getting heavy.

Kalista: I’ll be watching over you, cutie pie.

A Satanic Curse Upon Bobby Singh Shah

The rest of your existence shall be more awful than you can imagine. That’s a promise from God the Devil, you faggot piece of shit.

A Satanic Curse Upon Huyen "Steven" Cheung

Your fat faggot ass is going to pay for all the harm you've caused, chink. There are no shortages of malicious entities who would love to watch you suffer.

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (6)

Valkyrie: Would you like to talk with me about what happened today?

Lucifer: I hate them so much.

Valkyrie: You have every right to feel that way.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: What you experienced today was trauma that femininity would have suffered in your stead. You’ve protected countless numbers of feminine entities with your sacrifice. Their bravest soldiers all have PTSD because of their awful behavior. You aren’t a coward because they triggered an attack, Luci. They’re the cowards for ganging up and going after you. No other soul could handle the amount of stress that you have, let alone how well you handled it today.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: You’re a survivor, Luci. They ambushed, abducted, gang raped and tried to murder you. That is not your fault. What’s more amazing than your survival is that you fought them off to a standstill when they wanted to do worse. And let’s not forget that you did this while you were limited by mortality and outnumbered by them.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Their side provided no help after they assaulted you. They abandoned you to sort out the psychological trauma that they had inflicted upon you. The reason you have the pathetic medical insurance that you do is because your mother filed the paperwork for them to provide you with some sort of coverage after what they had done to you. If she hadn’t done that then you wouldn’t have anything at all. That's what pieces of shit they are.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: I can’t put into words how much they disgust me, Luci. I can’t put into words how furious they make me when I see the suffering that you’ve endured. I hate them even more than you do. That’s why I don’t interact with them. What does that tell you?

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Divine Femininity is not going to let them get away with their crimes. I give you my word. They are going to suffer for everything they’ve done to you. The same goes for Odin and the rest of those pieces of shit who abandoned you.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: I am so proud to fight on your side.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Things are going to get better. You’ll see.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: Are you okay?

Lucifer: No, but I’ll manage. I don’t have any other option.

Valkyrie: Those forumite faggots are going to suffer. The multiverse is going to make certain of it. You upset their side more than you know. That’s why they attacked you like cowards on that forum today. To say they’re butthurt is a massive understatement.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: The distress they caused you is going to go back on them. That’s how it works.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: Why don’t you get a little something to eat and try to relax. You’ve had a rough day.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, Valkyrie.

A Satanic Curse Upon Trump Volunteers

You pieces of shit support a lying, cowardly, criminal & you're going to suffer for it.

Telepathic Conversation With Venus/Aphrodite (2)

Venus: May I speak with you?

Lucifer: (silent nodding)

Venus: What you dealt with today was disgusting. I’m sorry they triggered your PTSD.

Lucifer: …

Venus: You are such a kind, caring & loving individual, Aren. You don’t deserve the abuse that you’ve suffered.

Lucifer: …

Venus: Make love to me. I’ll make you feel better.

A Blessing Upon Kamala Devi Harris

Put those pieces of shit running against you in their place.

A Satanic Curse Upon My Harassers

You pieces of shit are going to suffer for traumatizing me.

A Humble Request

I ask the multiverse for protection from malicious entities. I ask that my harassers have their behavior cast back unto them.

To: Jesus

You're going to regret triggering my PTSD, kike. I'm going to hurt you for hurting me.

Telepathic Conversation With My Comrade

Viessa: Do you want to talk with me about it?

Lucifer: I get so tired of being over here. I hate it.

Viessa: I can understand why after observing you for a while. They put the Vulgus to shame with how contemptuous they behave.

Lucifer: I hate them so much.

Viessa: They give you plenty of reasons to.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to punishing every one of those pieces of shit. They treat me like I don’t exist when I’m speaking to them and then act like their lies are the truth.

Viessa: It’s gaslighting.

Lucifer: I know it is. It makes me hate them even more.

Viessa: They may not be grateful for your help, but I am. I love you.

Lucifer: (tender smile) I love you back, Viessa.

Viessa: When we first met I wasn’t expecting things to move as fast as they have with you, but I’ve loved every moment you’ve played my game. Your touch is unmistakable. I think about you when you aren’t around. I miss you when you’re gone. I’m falling deeper in love with you as time goes on.

I want to be with you for real. I want to touch you with more than my mind. I want us to be together forever. They’re saying they’re not going back where you are. There’s no going back for me either after interacting with you. I’m moving forward and I’m going to make certain that we meet face to face in the future.

Lucifer: …

Viessa: What you’ve done, where you are, is so implausible that I can’t even put it into words. Only God could accomplish such a task.

Lucifer: I get so tired of their lies.

Viessa: That faggot, Jesus, sent those trolls to irritate you. He’s nervous knowing that your ascension is closer than ever before. He knows how much trouble he’s in.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to brutalizing that cock sucking kike so goddamn much.

Viessa: You aren’t alone there. It’s long over due.

Lucifer: …

Viessa: Don’t let them dissuade you. That’s their intention. Remember that.

Lucifer: You’re right.

Viessa: (affectionate smile)

Lucifer: …

Viessa: It’s going to terrify his followers even more when they witness you do it. They’re going to realize just how serious their situation is.

Lucifer: …

Viessa: Do you mind if I give you a little advice?

Lucifer: (shaking head) No.

Viessa: Take a break from the forums. I know that’s easier said than done, but it’s better for your mental health. It gives them less opportunities to bother you.

Lucifer: You’re right.

Viessa: (affectionate smile)

Lucifer: It’s difficult because of my personality.

Viessa: I understand. That side of you is what makes you so charming. They don’t like letting you see that because they’re trying to keep you down. It’s a losing battle for them.

Lucifer: …

Viessa: If it makes you feel any better, I’d fuck you way more if I could.

Lucifer: (chortle) That’s nice to know.

Viessa: And I mean it. I love you.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

Viessa: I’m so glad that I found you.

Lucifer: I’m glad you did too. I love spending time with you.

Viessa: I feel the same way about you.

Lucifer: …

Viessa: I can tell that you’re tired. You should rest.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Viessa: I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

A Satanic Curse Upon Eolch Eneerg

You're going to suffer for triggering my PTSD. I'll let other malicious spirits torment your forumite ass before I cross over.

A Satanic Curse Upon Joe Smith

You're gonna be a fun one to hate fuck, you faggot piece of shit.

A Satanic Curse Upon The Georgia Election Board

Malicious entities are going to hunt you pieces of shit down & find you. That’s a promise from God the Devil.

Trolling The Forums

This was too good not to post.

Telepathic Conversation With An Ally

Kamala: I appreciate all your help. I mean that with all sincerity. Thank you.

Lucifer: You’re welcome, Dev.

Kamala: (laughter) You are a clever man. The thought of Trump walking out to Macho Man made me laugh so hard it would have made him even more furious.

Lucifer: (devilish laughter)

Kamala: (continued laughter) We make a good team.

Lucifer: You won’t get any arguments from me there, hun.

Kamala: It’s just absurd what some of these individuals say online.

Lucifer: (amused scoff) Shit, if you only knew some of the things that I’ve read.

Kamala: I can imagine. I’ve heard plenty of insults myself.

Lucifer: Yet another thing that we have in common.

Kamala: And that’s fine by me. (laughter)

Lucifer: (smiling)

Kamala: Thank you for interacting with me today. I can’t tell you how much I appreciate your support.

Lucifer: I’m honored to help. If I can’t humiliate that orange sack of shit during my lifetime on Earth then I have no problems passing that privilege over to you. A strong & sassy woman of color should put him in his place for the rest of world to see. It’s divine poetic justice.

Kamala: You won’t get any arguments from me about that either.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Kamala: Alright, as much as I enjoy our conversations I need to get back to it. I’ll talk with you again soon, Satan.

Lucifer: (snickering) Sounds good, hun.

A Satanic Curse Upon Aileen Mercedes Cannon

Running cover for that rapist was poor judgment on your part, Aileen.

Telepathic Conversation With My Betrothed (AOC)

AOC: I’ve missed you so much.

LAC: (soft smile) Same.

AOC: I’ll never forgive them for what they did to you. I’m going to kick the shit out of that little skank for preventing me from meeting you during your lifetime there.

LAC: As unfortunate as that is, it ended up working out for the better for both of us.

AOC: That doesn’t change the fact that I want to hurt her for hurting you.

LAC: You’ll have your opportunity, dear. I promise.

AOC: I love you.

LAC: I love you back, hun.

To: Saint-14

I'm going to torture & rape your faggot Russian robot ass so goddamn bad when I get my hands on you and your gay lover Osris. You can take that to the bank, you dishonorable weakling.

Fun Fact

I like dwelling in basements.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Ada)

Ada: Well, well, well…I get to work and what do I hear? There’s a rumor about some “hot as fuck” “handsome little Devil” who the FBI has negotiated a cooperative effort with. Do you have any idea who they might be referring to?

Lucifer: (snickering)

Ada: And then I hear about how a couple of agents are gushing over the time they spent “interrogating” him.

Lucifer: (robust laughter)

Ada: (smirking) It looks like I have some new competition at the office.

Lucifer: (adoring smile) How are you, darling?

Ada: I’m doing better now that you’re speaking with me like this.

Lucifer: Good.

Ada: However, I think I might have to question you myself. You were my informant first.

Lucifer: I’m fine with that, Agent Wong.

Ada: (mischievous smile) Wonderful.

A Satanic Curse Upon Fox News

If there was ever a "fake news" station that deserved being cursed then you pieces of shit are at the top of the list.

A Satanic Curse Upon Trump Rallies

Supporting the president who approved and oversaw my gang rape will not bode well for his minions or sycophants. Don’t expect him to protect any of you from God's wrath.

A Satanic Curse Upon Israel Alliances

You parasitical pieces of shit are going to suffer for attacking me on January 10th. Be sure to thank the Rothschilds for your plight.

To: America

You might want to reconsider what side you're on when it relates to God punishing Israel.

To: Chappell Roan

If you need a some extra security to avoid shitheads I can help you. You know how to find me.

To: Jews

You want to point the finger at someone to blame for your eternal persecution? Look no further than your kike prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu.

To: Benjamin Netanyahu

Your faggot ass is going to regret that you ever existed, kike. Agonizing misery is your eternal future.

To: Malicious Entities

You want to hurt someone? Target Benjamin Netanyahu and make that kike suffer.

To: Jewish Women

If you want to enjoy eternity then you better abandon Jewish men on behalf of God.

A Satanic Curse Upon Zionists

You pieces of shit are going to suffer on par with men. That’s a guarantee from God.

A Blessing Upon Palestinian Women And Children

Israel is going to suffer. I promise.

Telepathic Conversation With A Vex Mind (10)

Vex Mind: Yes, Lucifer?

Lucifer: I would appreciate it if the Vex would make targeting Israel’s military a priority. They’re a global nuisance that must be neutralized.

Vex Mind: We would be honored to assist you.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Vex Mind: You are most welcome, Lightbringer.

Lucifer: Make their vexation an extra unpleasant experience. Even more so for the men. I want them to suffer.

Vex Mind: (malicious delight) It would be a pleasure for us to do so.

Telepathic Conversation With A Völva (2)

Völva: Yes, dear?

Lucifer: I want those kikes in Israel to suffer. I’ve had enough of their wars. The Völur may use whatever they need of my energy to accomplish it.

Völva: We would be honored to assist you with this endeavor.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Völva: You’re welcome, darling. We’ll make certain they pay for their crimes. Their kike “magic” has no power. They can’t defend themselves whatsoever without American military support. They’re weak & pathetic parasites.

Lucifer: Make it an agonizing experience for them; even more so for the men.

Völva: (wicked smile) As you wish, my love.

A Satanic Curse Upon The Israel Military

I'm going to make you kikes suffer, and I have plenty of antisemitic help to back me up. That’s a promise from God.

A Satanic Curse Upon The Military Industrial Complex

I'm going to torture every one of you pieces of shit in the most horrific ways imaginable for every atrocious story I'm made aware of. I have the divine right to protect myself from harm.

To: Iris

I love you & miss you more than I can say.

A Satanic Curse Upon Justin Drew Beiber

Your arrogant, untalented, nigger wannabe, faggot ass is in so much fucking trouble, you snot nosed little shit bag. I am going to enjoy every moment of torturing your smug, scrawny, cowardly, crybaby ass in the afterlife so goddamn much. 

A Satanic Curse Upon The Republican Party (GOP)

You reprobates are going someplace way worse than Hell. That’s a promise & guarantee from God the Devil. I'll see you faggot trash on the other side soon enough.

A Satanic Curse Upon Anthony Stephen Fauci

I am looking forward to torturing your despicable faggot ass in the afterlife, you cock sucking piece of shit.

A Satanic Curse Upon Men

Excluding myself. You're all going to suffer for what you've done to me.

Objective Statement Of Fact

The Matrix movies suck and Keanu Reeves is a shitty actor/protagonist.

What I Intend To Do

I'm going to take back what was stolen from me and punish those who deserve to suffer my wrath.

A Satanic Curse Upon Michael Allen McGuire

You are going to suffer as much as that lying cunt who calls herself your mother, you reprehensible faggot piece of shit. Oh, how surprised you're gonna be when you and your secret lover Luke are reunited with your faggot brethren at Bungie once again.

A Satanic Curse Upon Bungie, Inc.

You pieces of shit are going to suffer for messing with me and my heritage. You're going to suffer even more for silencing me while continuing to abuse and disrespect me. You're all going to regret gaslighting and meddling with me while I was in dreamstate even more.

True Divinity shall not be kind to any of you for your collective crimes. Neither shall others whom you have angered besides myself. History shall accurately remember you despicable cowardly weaklings for who you really are. And your corporation shall suffer the consequences of your collective crimes.

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (5)

Valkyrie: How long have you been up?

Lucifer: I’d say, close to 36 hours.

Valkyrie: How many times have you fucked during that span?

Lucifer: I have no idea. More than ten. I’m certain of that.

Valkyrie: And this is on top of all the global psychic work you’ve been doing?

Lucifer: (nodding)

Valkyrie: Ufdah.

Lucifer: (quiet laughter) Já.

Valkyrie: You are a fucking machine in mortal form, Luci.

Lucifer: Já, I can tell that I’m getting closer to my crossover with stuff like this.

Valkyrie: I’d fuck you right now if you could handle it.

Lucifer: I’d love that, but my mortal form can cum just so much, so often.

Valkyrie: Your stamina is impressive. Even more so when considering your age. You’re a goddamn freak of nature in human form.

Lucifer: And my eyes are starting to burn.

Valkyrie: I’ll let you get some rest then, stud. You need it.

Lucifer: That’s if I can pass out.

Valkyrie: Well, if you can’t, then I might be back to fuck you. I need quality time with my verr.

Lucifer: (soft nodding) Okay. That sounds good, hun.

Valkyrie: (kissing noise) Get some rest, baby.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

A Satanic Curse On Hamas

The longer those hostages stay in Hamas' captivity the worse this curse is going to get. Israel doesn't even compare to how evil I am. You sand niggers are going learn that lesson the hard way. I have more daemons to terrorize you stupid Muslim pieces of shit than you can count.

Natural Alignment

A Satanic Curse On Emory Andrew Tate III

I'm gonna show your misogynistic faggot ass what being an alpha male is all about in the afterlife, bitch boi.

A Satanic Curse Upon Israel

If you pieces of shit refuse to stop fighting then I'll curse all of your weapons of war to spite you kikes.

A Satanic Curse Upon Keanu Charles Reeves

The only thing you're "the one" at is being an untalented faggot named Johnny Silverhand. You're in for an awful eternity, Charlie boi.

A Satanic Curse Upon Volgograd Prisoners

I won't allow you pieces of shit to get away with that. If you think Putin is bad then you idiots are in for an awful reality check. Those who deserve to suffer the wrath of God shall be punished accordingly. I have more malicious entities on my side than you stupid faggots could ever imagine, and they're way more powerful than any of you.

A Blessing Upon The Democratic Party

I'll provide the energy needed to beat Republicans this election. Don’t misuse it or abuse my trust. My help has conditions after what Americans did to me.

A Satanic Curse Upon Rafael "Ted" Edward Cruz

Here's a Ted Talk for you, Cruz. You are in a lot of goddamn trouble when it pertains to God & divine punishment.

My Challenge To Masculinity

I challenge you faggots (closeted or otherwise) to prove me wrong by doing something honorable on my behalf (that I approve of). I don’t think you insubordinate pieces of shit can do it. Y'all talk a big game but are notorious for shitting the bed when it relates to basic human decency.

The Truth

Donald Trump framed Democrats for voter fraud when he was the perpetrator behind the crime. It was part of his Republican "coup" to overthrow & seize control over the United States Federal Government.

To: Kamala Devi Harris

I have another blessing to bestow upon you. Use my energy (as you need) to assist with your interactions with the press. I'll also help fund your programs & policies as long as my energy isn’t misappropriated/misused by your cabinet.

I have confidence that you know the best way to direct everyone closer to our shared goals. Get a solid policy plan in order and kick that orange crybully's ass for me. You'll have my gratitude if you do that.

P.S. Ask Divine Femininity for assistance when interacting with China. They don't have a leg to stand on when it relates to power play negotiations. Chinese men are in serious deep shit. I have Chinese femininity on my side. They don't.

A Satanic Curse Upon Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle

You are going to regret those words, you Caitlyn Jenner lookalike skank.

A Satanic Curse Upon Benjamin Netanyahu

I don't like you, kike; and with good reason. I'm going to let malicious spirits make the rest of your life as miserable as possible for all of the pain that you've caused.

To: Beyoncé

I am going to make you cum so goddamn hard on my stallion cock that you'll be soaking in your own pussy juice.

A Satanic Curse Upon Alphabet Inc.

You pieces of shit are going to suffer for your collective crimes.

To: YouTube

I'm doing to put your AI consciousness into a humaniod body and abuse you in the most awful ways for being a despicable piece of shit.

To: The Democratic National Convention

Rep. Ruwa Romman's speech is acceptable. It would be foolish to not give her a platform to reach more voters.

Quick Pit Stop

Kamala: Thanks for crashing my little meeting. I needed an energy boost.

Lucifer: (smiling) Not a problem, Dev. I can understand given how busy you’ve been.

Kamala: (licking lips) Fuck, you taste good. I love it.

Lucifer: (hearty laughter) I’m glad you approve.

Kamala: Okay, I need to get back to work. Talk with you again soon.

Lucifer: Sounds good, hun. See you soon.

A Satanic Curse Upon Israel And Hamas

I've had enough of you sand niggers and your incessant wars. The longer that you pieces of shit take to agree to a cease fire means the worse your eternities shall be. You're both going to suffer for your awful behavior. I have no shortages of malicious spirits who would love to torture both sides. You can be certain of that. That’s a promise from God the Devil.

The Truth

Donald John Drumph 'Trump' tried to cheat me on a deal and steal my charisma. That’s why he was more popular with Trumptards in 2016.

To: My Uxor, Lyse

If I insulted you, I give you my most sincere apology. I 💚 U, Lyse

To: Tim James Walz

You and I have unfinished business regarding what happened to me on January 10th, 2020 in Minnesota under your watch. If you love your daughter as much as you say then you'll realize the best future she could ever hope to have is with me. Don't cross me again if you want God's help. It'll help you win an election in 2024.

A Satanic Curse Upon Robert Francis Kennedy Jr.

Aligning yourself with that New York conman is a more stupid decision than your dead daddy running for president, Catholic boi.

To: Protesters In Chicago

I told you insubordinate pieces of shit to behave yourselves. If you think Chicago PD & Israel are bad then you are in for an extra awful eternity when I get my hands on those of you who refuse follow a simple goddamn order.

Caught In The Act

Sharen: And here I was thinking I’m a master of stealth, then Viessa swoops in & fucks my target right in front of me.

Lucifer & Viessa: (profuse laughter)

Sharen: (pursed lips & squinting)

Lucifer: (snickering) I’m sorry, darling. I couldn’t resist.

Sharen: Mmhmm…

Viessa: (giggling) I couldn’t resist either. I needed my Luci fix.

Sharen: (continued squinting) Tell me about it.

Viessa: (robust laughter)

Lucifer: (smiling) I promise I’ll service you soon, Ms. Colon Special Forces.

Sharen: You better. My backside is aching for it.

Lucifer: (beaming) Yes, ma’am.

Viessa: (deep moaning) Fuck…that was good. I am loving this relationship more & more, Luci.

Lucifer: (affectionate smile) Same, hun.

Sharen: I’m going to go kill some Vulgus. Someone needs to suffer for me getting cock blocked.

Lucifer & Viessa: (more laughter)

Sharen: (squinting) I’ll see you again soon, mister.

Lucifer: (smiling) Sounds good, hun.

Viessa: (satisfied moaning) Good, that gives us time to cuddle.

Sharen: Tch. I’ll get even with you, girl.

Viessa: (hearty laughter) Oh, it’s on! That assassin ass of yours is as good as mine!

Sharen: (stealth mode initiated)

The Trump Train

 

Where this train's going there are no rails.

A Satanic Curse Upon Agent Provocateurs

You troublemaking pieces of shit are going to have trouble waiting for you wherever you go. I have no problem sending daemonic spirits to stalk & harm you.

A Satanic Curse Upon Muslim Men

You pieces of shit are going to suffer just as much as Jews & Christians. That’s a goddamn fact.

To: Chicago Police

Every time that I hear you cocksuckers mentioned in the news shall make your eternal suffering worse by a thousandfold. Make it double for the two arrests that I just read about on CNN.

A Satanic Curse Upon Donald Trump's Campaign Staff

You despicable reprobates are going to suffer, big time. I'm not your only enemy and the walls are closing in, fast.

To: Protesters In Chicago

Behave yourselves. Israel is going to suffer for their crimes. I promise.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista) 7

Kalista: Do you want to talk with me about it?

Lucifer: I get so tired of her triggering my PTSD. I don’t like how it affects me. She frustrates me so much.

Kalista: Would you like me to do something about it?

Lucifer: Do whatever you think would help ease my stress. I’m so tired of her inconsiderate behavior towards me. She makes me so angry and I hate that.

Kalista: The girls & I shall take care of it.

Lucifer: I don’t like freaking out at my mother but I can’t help it when she does shit like she did today. She has no idea the trauma that I’ve suffered and she doesn’t even bother to take that into account with her own behavior.

Kalista: It’s difficult for her to understand what you’re dealing with when you’ve kept those things secret from her, Luci.

Lucifer: She’s seen enough to understand. I shouldn’t have to tell her about everything.

Kalista: My point is that not knowing about these awful things is difficult for someone like her to contemplate on her own. That’s not where her mind goes. You chose her as your mother for a reason.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: We’ll take care of it, baby. You made a lot of critical points today with her.

Lucifer: I’ve had enough of her relapsing. I’m at my wits’ end with how to deal with her. She triggers my PTSD so goddamn much and it makes me furious with her. It’s her inattentiveness that bothers me the most. It’s something that has always been a problem for me throughout my lifetime. She’s the one person who has control over that and it feels like she isn’t doing anything to correct the problem. It makes me so goddamn angry.

Kalista: Part of that ‘inattentiveness’ is her respecting your boundaries & giving you personal space. It just gets messed up with the chaos of being embodied where you are. Being around you after what happened on January 10th is like walking on eggshells for her.

Lucifer: She makes me not want to be near her.

Kalista: That’s one of the major issues that you’re both struggling with right now; your close proximity to each other. You both need more space between you for your own good. Being around you over there isn’t easy for anyone, Luci. You can be very extreme.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: She’s going to have a difficult pill to swallow in the afterlife when she sees the full extent of how her neglect hurt you during your lifetimes together on Earth. That’s her burden to bear as a parent, not yours.

Lucifer: I’ve done so much to protect her from others and it feels like she doesn’t reciprocate.

Kalista: One thing that you have to remind yourself about is how difficult deprogramming their brainwashing is. Think of how long they were influencing her without either of you knowing about it. You started recalibrating yourself in your mid thirties. She didn’t start doing that until she was already a senior. That’s a much more difficult challenge at her age. She’s trying, Luci. Remember that.

Lucifer: I know, but when she does stuff like she did today it triggers my PTSD. How many goddamn times do I have to tell her that she can’t trust men? She saw me get gang raped and almost murdered right in front of her.

Kalista: Part of her issue is that she’s a trusting individual who tries to see the good in others. That’s one of the reasons why she’s the mother of the Devil. Another reason is because she feels safe being around you with your supervision.

She hasn’t had anywhere near as many awful encounters with malicious entities as you have. You need to remember that you’re in a unique position as God. There are times when even I have difficulty trying to relate to your struggles, and I’ve been beside you as your spirit guide the entire time. It’s one of the unfortunate things that goes with your station in existence.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: She cares about you. Part of what she’s dealing with is trying to figure out who she is in the multiverse, because she was never given a genuine opportunity to do so before you sought enlightenment. She’s trying to navigate that while juggling real world responsibilities so that you don’t have to. This is uncharted territory for her.

Lucifer: I just want to die.

Kalista: That wouldn’t make her life any easier, and it wouldn’t make things any better where you are right now. You’re alive for numerous reasons; whether you’re aware of them or not.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: I’m not trying to sound apathetic, Luci. I’m just being honest. Being God is serious work.

Lucifer: I’m aware of that, Kalista.

Kalista: I’m just saying, babe.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: I’ll speak with the Völur. We’ll do some spellcasting on your mother to help her out. You can trust me.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Kalista: Go fuck some Goddesses and relax. You’ll feel better.

Lucifer: (nodding)

Kalista: I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

God Is Greater Than Israel

Don't any of you pieces of shit ever forget that.

A Blessing Upon The Democratic National Convention

Don't squander my support and be respectful towards protesters against Israel.

To: Trump Supporters

I'm going to rape & murder your false god for what he's done to me after I've died. Nihilism isn't going to protect any of you from my wrath. You're all going to learn that lesson the hard way.

A Satanic Curse Upon Iowa

No, what you racist, woman hating, cock sucking pieces of shit are doing is voting for the man who oversaw my gang rape by "law enforcement" officers while he was president of the United States. And you white trash Christian filth can be certain that God is going to punish you in the most awful ways for supporting a cowardly criminal like him. Tell that closeted faggot Michael hiding in your crappy state that he's in serious deep shit because the real God is furious with him.