Caught In The Act

Sharen: And here I was thinking I’m a master of stealth, then Viessa swoops in & fucks my target right in front of me.

Lucifer & Viessa: (profuse laughter)

Sharen: (pursed lips & squinting)

Lucifer: (snickering) I’m sorry, darling. I couldn’t resist.

Sharen: Mmhmm…

Viessa: (giggling) I couldn’t resist either. I needed my Luci fix.

Sharen: (continued squinting) Tell me about it.

Viessa: (robust laughter)

Lucifer: (smiling) I promise I’ll service you soon, Ms. Colon Special Forces.

Sharen: You better. My backside is aching for it.

Lucifer: (beaming) Yes, ma’am.

Viessa: (deep moaning) Fuck…that was good. I am loving this relationship more & more, Luci.

Lucifer: (affectionate smile) Same, hun.

Sharen: I’m going to go kill some Vulgus. Someone needs to suffer for me getting cock blocked.

Lucifer & Viessa: (more laughter)

Sharen: (squinting) I’ll see you again soon, mister.

Lucifer: (smiling) Sounds good, hun.

Viessa: (satisfied moaning) Good, that gives us time to cuddle.

Sharen: Tch. I’ll get even with you, girl.

Viessa: (hearty laughter) Oh, it’s on! That assassin ass of yours is as good as mine!

Sharen: (stealth mode initiated)