An Encouraging Boost To No Kings Protests

Let's see if y'all can top the protests numbers on that cocƙsucƙer's birthday this July 4th.

An Arrest Warrant On All Human Beings

All humans (living or dead, fictional or real) are hearby under arrest by Divine Decree. Nonhuman entities may use extreme (lethal if necessary) force when detaining targets. Human souls shall be processed by divine law enforcement agents and imprisoned in solitary confinement awaiting further judgment from me (Lucifer Aren Caeleste).

A Helpful Blessing Upon Juliana Marins

Stay strong, Juliana. Help is coming.

A Helpful Blessing Upon Chelsea And Iris

This blessing is to help Chelsea & Iris during the economic hardships caused by the Drumpf administration. I would appreciate it if Chelsea is provided with assistance maintaining a successful business. She's a good & caring person who helps others. Chelsea & Iris do not deserve to suffer because of other people's greed & maliciousness.

A Helpful Blessing Upon Opponents Of Donald John Drumpf, MAGA And The Republican Party

This blessing does not apply to entities like Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, Xi Jinping, Kim Jong Un, and other despicable pieces of shit whom I detest.

An Energetic Blessing Upon Ukraine

I can provide Ukraine help from outside the United States. I don’t need that copper faced, cocƙsucƙing, cowardly, traitor screwing that up. He's a retarded loser.

A Blessing Upon My Mother

I ask the multiverse to help me protect my mother from harm. I place my trust in righteousness & true justice to make this so.

A Request For Help

I would be grateful beyond words if my mother could get help combating the illness she's suffered from. I can do just so much for her with the limitations placed upon me.

A Rallying Cry To Opponents Of Donald Drumpf, MAGA And The Republican Party

There's far more people who hate MAGA than support it. Time to make your voices heard.

A Supportive Blessing Upon Opponents Of Donald Drumpf, MAGA And The Republican Party

You pieces of shit want a fight? Okay.

A Militaristic Blessing Upon The Witches Of Bucha

Supernatural forces shall make certain that you girls have extra help hitting your targets.

A Protective Blessing Upon Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Divine Femininity and I have your back, Ms.Ocasio-Cortez.

A Blessing Of Resilience Upon Kamala Devi Harris And The Democratic Party

Freedom is worth fighting for. Don't give in to Drumpf's cheating.

A Protective Blessing Upon USA Election Polling Places

This shall provide even more protection for voters with safety concerns.

A Protective Blessing Upon Elizabeth Lynne Cheney

Don't worry about that orange sack of shit. I'll watch your back regarding spellcasting.

To: My Daemons

Enjoy torturing souls in the afterlife who deserve it. I want them to suffer for causing me distress in the mortal realm. I don’t appreciate them triggering my PTSD.

A Divine Blessing Upon My Angels & Daemons

I appreciate all the good work both sides do to help me with my tasks in Midgard/Earth. Thank you so much. More power to my angels & daemons 💚

More Bad News For Russia

Awe...Am I meddling with your plans to control another country, Pootin? 😇

A Daemonic Blessing Upon Gaza Refugees

Evil shall combat evil. There are no safe places for Jews to hide. May God's "chosen people" (especially men) suffer for their inexcusable crimes against others.