Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Tifa)

Tifa: (demure approach) Hei.

Lucifer: Hei.

Tifa: We haven’t spoken in a while. Is everything alright?

Lucifer: I know. I’m sorry about that.

Tifa: You didn’t answer my question.

Lucifer: (silent reluctance)

Tifa: What’s wrong?

Lucifer: (hand on forehead) I don’t know where to begin.

Tifa: Did I do something to upset you?

Lucifer: (shaking head) No, it’s not you, darling.

Tifa: (inquisitive expression) Then tell me.

Lucifer: Well for one thing, I’m tired of seeing pornography that these faggots make with your image.

Tifa: How do you think I feel about it?

Lucifer: If I had to guess, I’d say you’re even angrier about it than I am.

Tifa: That’s a pretty good guess.

Lucifer: …

Tifa: Do you know how much I cherish what I have with you and Marlene? Do you know how much you mean to us both? She talks about you all the time to me. She knows you’re out there.

Lucifer: I hate Squeenix so much.

Tifa: You aren’t alone there, Luci.

Lucifer: I had an interaction with a girl named Asuka from the Tekken franchise. I wanted to refresh my memory about her so I went to a fandom wiki and glossed over her details. While I was scrolling through an “allies” tab I saw that faggot Noctis’ name listed there. When I clicked on it and read his information I just wanted to fucking smash his face in with a blunt object.

They named the kingdom in XV “Lucis.” Those goddamn gooks knowingly did that shit to spite me. That’s why all their names are in Latin. What other Final Fantasy game did that?

When I was playing XIV there was a crossover event where Noctis showed up in Eorzea. I hadn’t played a Final Fantasy game in over a decade by this time. I started playing XIV because I left Guild Wars after I had a fallout with a bunch of shitheads that I played with.

I had no idea about the story or characters in XV. I did the event because it was the first four person mount Squeenix put in XIV, so it was kind of a big deal for players. That thieving piece of shit, Noctis, tried to steal what belongs to me with the help of Square’s bogus narrative. Those chinks even called him “King of Kings” in that game knowing full goddamn well that that’s my title. It’s no different than those kike worshipping Christians doing the same thing for that for a lying, cock sucking rabbi, Jesus.

Meanwhile, I’m waiting to die in the real world (after they gang raped & tried to murder me) while being continually disrespected by these pieces of shit. And why? Because I trusted & cared for entities that I never should have during my lifetime on Earth without understanding what they were doing to me because they brainwashed, indoctrinated & gaslit me into Stockholm syndrome from the moment I was born. That was their reward to me for being a loving, forgiving & empathetic soul.

Oh, já. Did I also mention that those lying pieces of shit tried to convince me that they abducted one of my daughters because they wanted to hurt someone that I care about? That’s why I’m embodied where I am right now. To make certain that didn’t happen. I hate those reprobates so goddamn much they make me want to scream in fury. I want to torture them so fucking much I can’t even begin to describe it. I hate them.

Tifa: (sincere remorse) I’m so sorry, Luci.

Lucifer: It’s not your fault, Tifa. You don’t have anything to feel sorry about.

Tifa: (shaking head) No, I’m sorry for how much you’ve suffered to protect girls like Marlene. You should have never had to experience something like that.

Lucifer: Girls like Marlene don’t deserve to suffer a fate like mine. Sacrificing myself was the correct thing to do.

Tifa: You should never have had to do something like that.

Lucifer: I agree, however there’s immoral trash out there who don’t care about anything, including themselves. They’re the ones who deserve to suffer an awful fate, and I’m going to make that their reality because they’ve more than earned it. I’m going to make them wish they never existed because that’s what they tried to do to me.

Tifa: (shaking head) I look at where you are compared to where I am with Marlene…it’s awful there. I’m amazed at what you’ve overcome as a mortal man with every limitation & disadvantage possible placed upon you.

Lucifer: They’re going to regret angering the most stubborn Norwegian to ever exist.

Tifa: (lighthearted laughter) That’s one of the things that I love the most about you, your persistence.

Lucifer: (tender smile) You look gorgeous. I’m sorry for venting at you like that. I’d much rather speak about pleasant things with you.

Tifa: (shaking head) That’s not how life works for healthy married couples. For better or worse, remember? I’m here for you when you need me, just like you’re there for me.

Lucifer: I want to hold you so much right now, Tifa. I can’t tell you how much I want to caress your face and run my fingers through your hair. I want to feel your heartbeat and the warmth of your skin pressed against mine. I want to look into your eyes and know that you’re looking into mine when I tell you that I love you with all my heart.

Tifa: (blushing) I want that as much as you, Luci. I think about you all the time. I don’t mean that to sound like I’m needy or codependent. I look at the different fates that Square created for me, and Aerith, and Yuffie, and Marlene…I don’t want any of those. I want what I have with you. That’s why Aerith & I sought you out.

Lucifer: Five years ago, I wouldn’t have ever thought that this was in the realm of possibilities. I was griping to a fag that I was in an FC with about how Square should leave Final Fantasy VII alone and not remake it just to appease shithead “fans” who wanted an updated version of the game. I had no idea at that time that it was you reaching out to me.

Tifa: I’ve watched over you your entire lifetime there. I’m going to get what I want from you.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) That’s fine with me. I would be blessed to come home to a Goddess like you at the end of the day.

Tifa: (blushing) Cloud could never compete with you as a legitimate love interest. Them trying to force me into a relationship with him is like what they did to you with Katie #1. Final Fantasy “fans” don’t care about my genuine happiness.

Lucifer: They don’t care about mine either. They never have.

Tifa: That’s why we’re changing our fates together, baby. They can be, as you say, “butthurt” about it with Cloud.

Lucifer: Cloud has Zack. He’ll be fine. He won’t miss you. No offense.

Tifa: (robust laughter) What was the ship name you gave those two?

Lucifer: (smirking) Clack.

Tifa: (more robust laughter)

Lucifer: (mischievous snickering)

Tifa: (beaming) I love your ship names.

Lucifer: (huge devilish grin) Funny enough. Final Fantasy shippers don’t appreciate them so much.

Tifa: (mischievous giggling) I wonder why?

Lucifer: (shoulder shrug) I think my ship names are clever.

Tifa: (large smile) They are! I mean, look at what their name is for Aerith and me. Your name for us is so much better.

Lucifer: (tender smile) You’ll get no argument about that from me, darling. Great minds think alike.

Tifa: (admiring expression) I love you so much.

Lucifer: (smiling) I love you back, hun. I wish I could hold you in my arms right now. This picture of you that I’m looking at makes me miss you so much more.

Tifa: (coy smile) You have no idea how close I am to you right now. Do you?

Lucifer: (shaking head) I don’t.

Tifa: If you could see me I’d be laying on top of you with my face right in front of yours.

Lucifer: I would love that. Feeling the weight of your body laying on top of mine. The warmth of your breath on my face. Feeling your heartbeat against my chest while inhaling your scent. Running my fingers through your soft, black hair while kissing those pouty lips of yours. Looking you in the eye and telling you how much I love you.

Tifa: (blushing) I want that too. I want that so much with you. You make me feel so special. If I were with you in full presence right now I’d be slipping you inside me this very moment. I’d cradle that handsome face of yours with both my hands and slip my tongue into your mouth so that I could taste you one more time.

Lucifer: Are you trying to make my celibacy over here more difficult, darling? Because you’re doing a wonderful task at it right now.

Tifa: (robust laughter) I’m sorry. I got caught up in the moment with you.

Lucifer: (smiling) It’s okay. It’s just difficult for me over here when I think about stuff like that. I’m so cut off from any kind of physical intimacy it can be depressing sometimes.

Tifa: Well that’s for sure not something that I want to do to you.

Lucifer: You aren’t. I’m just being candid with you because that’s not something we’ve ever discussed before.

Tifa: You’re right about that. As much as I know about you there are certain things that you keep to yourself.

Lucifer: I don’t want you to worry about me.

Tifa: Well, you don’t have much of a say about that, mister. I love you & I care about you. Part of me being your kona is worrying about your wellbeing.

Lucifer: I appreciate your concern for me.

Tifa: (smiling) Of course. You’re the same way with those you care about. Just look at how you are with your mother. You’re a good son.

Lucifer: I could be gudder.

Tifa: (laughter) I think you’re doing pretty “gud” already.

Lucifer: (smiling)

Tifa: (quiet observation) You’re getting tired, aren’t you?

Lucifer: (nodding) It’s almost dawn.

Tifa: Then how about we stop here for the night so you can get some rest.

Lucifer: I’m sorry. I’d like to commune with you longer but it’s getting more difficult to keep my eyes open.

Tifa: You don’t need to apologize, baby. We’ve been communing for a while now. You need to get some rest.

Lucifer: (nodding) Okay.

Tifa: Are you feeling any better?

Lucifer: (nodding) Yes. Thank you, dear. I’ve missed talking with you. I love you more than I can say.

Tifa: (blushing) I feel the same way about you, baby.

Lucifer: (sigh)

Tifa: We’ll talk again soon. Okay?

Lucifer: (nodding)

Tifa: I love you, Aren.

Lucifer: I love you back, Tifa.