Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista) 3

Kalista: How are you feeling?

Lucifer: I need to fuck a real woman real good in a real bad way. It’s been way too long.

Kalista: You think it’s been too long? How do you think I feel?

Lucifer: (laughter) I can just imagine what it’s gonna be like when I see you again.

Kalista: It’s gonna be better than anything you’ve imagine thus far. I promise you that.

Lucifer: That sounds fan-fucking-tastic to me.

Kalista: I know it’s tough for you over there but you’re doing great. I’m so proud of you, Luci.

Lucifer: Thanks, hun. That means a lot to me.

Kalista: (endearing smile)

Lucifer: (deep sigh) For real though. Seeing some of these YouTube videos of women is upping my libido like crazy.

Kalista: Good. Divine Femininity is turning you into their fuck machine after all. You know that saying, be careful what you wish for? You have so much fucking ahead of you, Luci, I can’t even begin to describe it.

Lucifer: I’d rather do that than play video games. That’s for goddamn sure.

Kalista: Divine Femininity would rather you do that too.

Lucifer: (heartfelt laughter)

Kalista: The girls are fine tuning you from over here. How have you liked the video suggestions you’ve gotten so far?

Lucifer: I’m excited to see what that’s gonna be like after I cross over. I’m looking forward to Valkyrie media so much. I don’t want to see another man’s face in an advertisement ever again.

Kalista: I’m looking forward to you seeing the media we have in Elfheim. I’ve done a lot of work over here while you’ve been away.

Lucifer: With you in charge of things I know it’s amazing. With our daughter helping you it’s even more so.

Kalista: She’s missing you hard right now. She’s looking forward to you saying her self-chosen name over here.

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to hearing it & saying it.

Kalista: (endearing smile)

Lucifer: …

Kalista: Tell me what you’re thinking.

Lucifer: I’m thinking about how much I love femininity. I’m thinking about how grateful I am to have Goddesses like you who are looking out for my best interests. I’m thinking about how much I’m looking forward to ascending to my rightful place in the multiverse. I could use some love & affection from femininity right about now.

Kalista: We get close to that by the day. Stay strong, babe.

Lucifer: Yes, dear.

Kalista: (kissing noise)

Lucifer: …

Kalista: I love being around you when you’re like this. Don’t get me wrong, I love being around you at all times; but where your mind frame is right now...along with your energy…you’re exuding such pleasant vibes. It’s enamoring. I just want to lay on your chest and listen to your heartbeat while you take slow relaxed breaths.

Lucifer: That sounds nice.

Kalista: I’m looking forward to getting some alone time with you.

Lucifer: You have no idea how much I’m looking forward to that, hun.

Kalista: That’s incorrect, darling. I do in fact know how much you’re looking forward to it because I’m looking forward to it even more.

Lucifer: (snickering)

Kalista: The Wårchíef & I are going to have an oil wrestling contest to see who gets you alone first; but you’re gonna have to referee the fight. Don’t be surprised if we go after you in the process.

Lucifer: It sounds like a daunting task but I’m up to the challenge.

Kalista: (playful giggling) That’s my boy.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: You look tired.

Lucifer: (nodding & yawning) I’m feeling relaxed right now. The music you’ve directed me towards has helped ease my mind. I just wanna fuck & chill with girls.

Kalista: We hear ya, baby. We’re with ya.

Lucifer: I could be doing so much more productive stuff with Divine Femininity rather than what I’m dealing with here.

Kalista: And you’re going to. You get closer to it every day.

Lucifer: (yawning)

Kalista: Let’s finish here, baby. You could use the rest.

Lucifer: Okay.

Kalista: (kissing noise)