Telepathic Conversation With A Völva

Völva: You desired to speak with one of us?

Lucifer: Yes.

Völva: How may I be of assistance to you this evening?

Lucifer: I wanted to thank the Völur for their support. I have difficulty dealing with the gaslighting over here.

Völva: The crimes they have committed against you are unforgivable. We’re honored to assist you, Lucifer.

Lucifer: I want to hurt them.

Völva: You’re going to. We shall have our revenge.

Lucifer: I’m so tired of being over here. I hate it so much.

Völva: I understand why. We thought the witch hunts were abhorrent until we saw what they’ve done to you. You are one of us, Lucifer. Their side must atone. We shall make it so.

Lucifer: …

Völva: You are distressed.

Lucifer: (nodding) I hate men.

Völva: We feel the same way you do, with exception to you of course. You are our husband & champion.

Lucifer: I hate what they’ve done to me.

Völva: There are no words to describe how awful they have wronged you. That fact shall terrify them all when you retaliate. They took advantage of your kindness & loving nature to harm you in the most disgusting ways possible. Divinity shall not allow that to go unpunished.

Lucifer: …

Völva: I love you, Lucifer. I am honored to be your betrothed.

Lucifer: I love you back…I don’t even know your name.

Völva: That isn’t important at this moment. You couldn’t pronounce it where you are even if you tired. It’s a safety precaution due to our enemies’ collective behavior.

Lucifer: I understand.

Völva: You need to rest.

Lucifer: I hate dreaming here.

Völva: I understand why. Try not to dwell on it & relax. I’ll watch over you while you slumber.

Lucifer: Thank you.

Völva: You are most welcome, my love. Now rest.