Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista)

Kalista: Do you wanna talk with me about it?

Lucifer: I hate men. I hate everything about them. That’s the simplest way to put it.

Kalista: The girls over here feel the same way as you, hunny.

Lucifer: I’m so tired of being over here. I hate them all so much.

Kalista: I understand how you feel, baby. More than you know. Look on the bright side; you’re gaining serious points with Divine Femininity by helping your mother over there.

Lucifer: I just wanna be done here.

Kalista: You get closer to that goal every day.

Lucifer: I hear you, but it doesn’t change how frustrated I get being embodied over here.

Kalista: I’m sorry, baby.

Lucifer: They make me so goddamn angry, both the men & women.

Kalista: You aren’t alone there either, sweetie. We’re furious with them too. They’re going to suffer. I promise you that.

Lucifer: I want to hurt them. The men most of all.

Kalista: And true divinity is making sure that you’ll have your opportunity to do so.

Lucifer: I hate how they pretend to care about women. I hate how they speak about women. I hate men so goddamn much.

Kalista: I hear ya, babe. I’m with ya.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: They’re going to get called out for being the lying sacks of shit that they all are, and there isn’t gonna be anything they can do about it. They aren’t going to like it when they’re silenced and we’re speaking over them; which is fitting punishment for those hypocrites to suffer.

Lucifer: I want to hurt them.

Kalista: I know, baby. I know.

Lucifer: I would so much rather be cuddling with you & our daughter right now. It’s been so difficult for me over here.

Kalista: It’s been difficult for us to watch you suffer. It’s been even more difficult watching you do it to protect us. We’re more angry with them than you are, in certain respects. I don’t appreciate seeing all the abuse that you’ve endured during your lifetime there. I want them all to suffer too.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: You know how protective you are of our girl? How do you think she feels about seeing what her father has suffered in order to protect her?

Lucifer: I don’t see that side of her often, if ever.

Kalista: That’s because she puts on a strong face for you. She’s your daughter, Luci. She has that same super protective nature that you have for her. The reason she hasn’t interfered where you are is because she’s respecting your wishes.

Think about how angry you’d be if they did a fraction of what they’ve done to you to her. Now think about how she feels knowing that you’ve suffered far worse, for real, in order to protect her. She’s working behind the scenes to ensure that you’re successful. All of your girls are. They miss their father.

Lucifer: That’s just one more reason why I want to be over there with my loved ones.

Kalista: You’re getting there, baby. You’re closer than you realize.

Lucifer: You mean my heart.

Kalista: That’s part of it, já.

Lucifer: I’m going to hurt that piece of shit so fucking much for what he did to me.

Kalista: And there isn’t a soul that is going to feel sorry for him when you do. He deserves to suffer for eternity for his crimes.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: I’m watching you at all times, sweetie. You aren’t escaping me. You have spousal duties over here that I’m not going to let you shirk.

Lucifer: (soft laughter)

Kalista: I love you, Luci.

Lucifer: I love you back, Kalista.