Kratos Gets A Receipt

I appear in my chosen immortal form behind Kratos during his fight with a Valkyrie. I stab supposed “God of War” in his usurper back with the Blade of Divine Retribution. Kratos squeals like a pig then drops to the ground in agony.

“It begins now,” I tell the spartan.

I manifest my Elven Star chainsaw phallus with ease. Kratos screams with terror seeing the torture that I have in store for him as my prisoner of war.

“Receipt incoming,” I say.

I pummel Kratos in his face, but pull back my punches to the point that he looks like a severely beaten thug then slam my chainsaw cock into his groin. I proceed to hate fuck Kratos from the “God of War” video game franchise into a puddle of pain & suffering.

“Odin, isn’t passing anything over to you, Kratos. That is for goddamn certain.”