Happy Birthday, Katie

An unsuspecting middle-aged woman walks into her kitchen like any other normal day. However, something changes in that instant. A cold chill runs down the spine of my former girlfriend & tormentor upon feeling a familiar spirit draw closer to her. She hears a hushed voice next to her ear.

Happy birthday, you disgusting old whore.

She jumps with fright then spins around anticipating to see someone. Her fears starts to grow sensing something is wrong. Cupboard doors begin to bang themselves open & shut while dishes fly at her across the room. The girl who drove me to attempt suicide screams with panic then rushes into her bedroom & slams the door shut. She backs away then glances over at her vanity.

My spirit materializes behind her. An evil & ominous smile appears on my face. Her skin turns white as a ghost seeing me again.

"Boo," I whisper.

Katie Stevens screams with terror at the realization of how much trouble she's now in. I grab hold of her tight & cover her mouth with my hand before taking her soul back to Hell with me. Get ready to suffer, you nasty, cheating cunt.