Broken Promises

I materialize in my chosen immortal form in front of Nobuo Uematsu. The despicable Square Enix composer shits himself with terror upon seeing me.

“No promises, huh? You thieving, old faggot sack of shit.”

I pummel the Japanese Albert Einstein lookalike with ease. Uematsu lays on the ground wailing in pain like a Jew who was caught stealing. I give him a firm kick in his stomach, causing him to cough blood onto the floor & shit himself yet again. I unbutton my pants and reveal my Elven Star chainsaw phallus to him. Uematsu screams even louder with terror realizing what is soon to follow next.

“I have just the thing for all of you pieces of shit that broke your promises to me.”