His Boifriend's Zack

[Intro]
He went away, and Seph hung around
And bothered Cloud every night
And when Cloud wouldn’t go out with him
Seph said things that weren’t very nice

[Verse 1]
His boifriend’s Zack and Sephiroth’s in trouble
(Hey now, gay now. His boifriend’s Zack)
Have you seen his sword? It cut Seph into double.
(Hei now, gay now. His boifriend’s Zack)

[Verse 2]
Cloud’s been spreading lies and asserting that they’re true
(Hey now, gay now. His boifriend’s Zack)
So, look out now while he flips his twink hairdo
(Hey now, gay now. His boifriend’s Zack)

[Chorus 1]
(Hey, he knows that Seph’s been tryin’
And he knows that Cloud’s been lyin’)

[Verse 3]
He’s been dead for such a long time
(Hey now, gay now. His boifriend’s Zack)
Now, he’s back and Cloud’ll start to whine
(Hey now, gay now. His boifriends Zack)

[Verse 4]
They’ll be sorry they were ever born
(Hey now, gay now. His boifriend’s Zack)
Cuz Luci’s gonna show them starring in gay porn
(Hey now, gay now. His boifriend’s Zack)

[Chorus 2]
(Hey, he knows that Cloud’s been cheatin’
Now, Seph's gonna get a beatin’)

[Bridge]
(What makes y’all think that I’d believe all your lies?
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo
You’re big men now but I’ll cut you down to size
Boo-hoo, wait and see)

[Verse 5]
His boifriend’s Zack and he’s gonna save Cloud’s reputation
(Hey now, gay now. His boifriend’s Zack)
Cuz they’re gayer than the album Permanent Vacation

[Outro]
Yeah, his boifriend’s Zack
(Now-gay-now, his boifriend’s Zack)
Well, look out now, his boifriend’s Zack
(Now-gay-now, his boifriend’s Zack)
Well, Cloud can see him comin’
(Now-gay-now, his boifriend’s Zack)
So, he better get a-runnin’
(Now-gay-now, his boifriend’s Zack)
Alright now
(Now-gay-now, his boifriend’s Zack)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Now-gay-now, his boifriend’s Zack)
His boifriend’s Zack, now
(Now-gay-now, his boifriend’s Zack)
We know he’s comin’ after Cloud
(Now-gay-now, his boifriend’s Zack)
Because he knows their love is true, yeah, yeah, yeah