A Surprise Visit For Mr. Green

I materialize in my chosen immortal form in front of Tyson Green. My glare of utter contempt & hatred for the Bungie employee leaves him speechless. The cowardly homosexual shits himself in terror understanding that his butt buddy Joe Blackburn has set him up as Destiny 2’s new game director.

“Ready for some real life PVP, faggot?”

I proceed to pummel Green into a bloody pulp with ease.

“How this for a Vex simulation?”

Green looks worse than a battered woman by the time I stop.

“Every one of you disrespectful pieces of shit are going to suffer for what you’ve done to me during my lifetime. That’s a guarantee from the Devil himself.”

I pull down my pants and reveal The Righteous Cock of Retribution to the despicable queer. Tyson Green's panicked screams are muffled by my revving chainsaw cock.

“It’s about to get a Hell of a lot worse for you, Tyson. Your faggot ninjas angered the wrong soul.”