Lucifer Addresses He-Man

Adam, you are without a doubt the gayest prince that has ever existed. Your power is some of the faggiest shit that I have ever seen in my lifetime.

You're as gay as Adam Levine licking Adam Lambert's asshole and that is saying something. Your queer behavior challenges that of Adam West. Your manliness rivals my first girlfriend's beta bitch boi brother Adam Stevens. Your fashion sense is the super hero equivalent of Adam Sandler's. Your hairstyle looks as gay as Adam Goldberg leaving his favorite salon. Your heroism is as legendary as Adam Ant's Your respect for women is on par with that misogynistic piece of shit Adam from the bible. You are the shining pinnacle of how goddamn gay every man named Adam is.

A round of applause for every Adam in existence. The truth has been revealed about what despicable faggots you all are. Huzzah!  🎊🎉