A Surprise Visit For Mr. Green

I materialize in my chosen immortal form in front of Tyson Green. My glare of utter contempt & hatred for the Bungie employee leaves him speechless. The cowardly homosexual shits himself in terror understanding that his butt buddy Joe Blackburn has set him up as Destiny 2’s new game director.

“Ready for some real life PVP, faggot?”

I proceed to pummel Green into a bloody pulp with ease.

“How this for a Vex simulation?”

Green looks worse than a battered woman by the time I stop.

“Every one of you disrespectful pieces of shit are going to suffer for what you’ve done to me during my lifetime. That’s a guarantee from the Devil himself.”

I pull down my pants and reveal The Righteous Cock of Retribution to the despicable queer. Tyson Green's panicked screams are muffled by my revving chainsaw cock.

“It’s about to get a Hell of a lot worse for you, Tyson. Your faggot ninjas angered the wrong soul.”

Broken Promises

I materialize in my chosen immortal form in front of Nobuo Uematsu. The despicable Square Enix composer shits himself with terror upon seeing me.

“No promises, huh? You thieving, old faggot sack of shit.”

I pummel the Japanese Albert Einstein lookalike with ease. Uematsu lays on the ground wailing in pain like a Jew who was caught stealing. I give him a firm kick in his stomach, causing him to cough blood onto the floor & shit himself yet again. I unbutton my pants and reveal my Elven Star chainsaw phallus to him. Uematsu screams even louder with terror realizing what is soon to follow next.

“I have just the thing for all of you pieces of shit that broke your promises to me.”