To: US Liberals

You're all some of the most impotent pathetic cucks that I have ever had the displeasure of observing.

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (3)

Valkyrie: Is it alright if I commune with you?

Lucifer: I’m not in the best mood right now.

Valkyrie: That’s why I wanted to converse with you. I want to help you.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: What’s bothering you?

Lucifer: I hate mortality. I hate where I am. I hate humans. I hate men most of all. I hate them so goddamn much it makes me want to kill every last one of them in the most brutal ways possible.

Valkyrie: I understand how you feel. We share your sentiments. Men didn’t respect us, contrary to what they’ve said. You’re the exception.

Lucifer: Do you think I’m a coward because men put me on edge whenever I see them?

Valkyrie: Is that what’s troubling you?

Lucifer: Part of it.

Valkyrie: You aren’t a coward, Luci. Being on edge around men is the correct reaction you should have. There’s a reason why wild animals avoid humans in most cases. Men have proven they’re the most untrustworthy group there is.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Do you know how much bravery it took on your part to do what you’ve done? You stood up to their iteration of God while you were mortal and won, Luci. You stood up to billions of despicable souls and their disgusting lies. You’re in a stalemate at the moment because we’re all waiting for you to die a peaceful natural death.

You earned that right with your actions on January 10th. What you’re dealing with now is their disrespectful behavior because they’re repugnant pieces of shit. They may look like they’re adults to you, but the truth is they have the minds of rude & disobedient children. Donna is a prime example of that.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: What have their “professionals” said about how their children behave? They push boundaries to see what they can get away with. That’s how they’ve always behaved as a group. They’ve never grown out of that. That’s the truth. That’s the difficulty that you’re dealing with. Look at Tara & John as another example.

You want to know who's a coward? That faggot John Paul Rekstad is one of the biggest chicken shit cowards that I’ve ever had the displeasure of observing. Just like his faggot father, Erik. They cause trouble then run away when they realize they’re in over their heads.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: The issue that you’re dealing with is similar to them poking a caged animal & trying to instigate a reaction. You’re doing the correct thing by protecting yourself & avoiding confrontations. That’s civil behavior on your part. You’ve proven that you’re a peaceful soul but you won’t back down from a fight when it matters, even when you're outnumbered.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: I remember watching when you were in high school and played in that ultimate frisbee league. You got in that jock's face after he ran into you & knocked you down to the ground on purpose. What was his response when you did that? He made a condescending comment to you then he backed off; and he towered over you. Would an actual coward like Chris Neal do what you did?

Lucifer: No.

Valkyrie: You have self-respect, Luci. You carry yourself in a dignified manner. You hold your head up & walk upright with your shoulders pulled back. You exude pride. You carry yourself like a true king. Your body language speaks volumes where your voice doesn’t. Part of the reason that you’re dealing with the issues you are is because they’re unworthy of you.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: Do you know how downtrodden we were before you lifted us up with your encouragement?

Lucifer: You mean regarding the lies they told me about Valkyries?

Valkyries: Yes. You help us avoid so many awful fates, Luci. The real reason the Ragnarök happened was because we stood up to the old Norse gods & goddesses with you. That’s where Christians got the idea about your revolution against God & taking a third of the angels with you. That’s the part they left out of their mythological stories because they didn’t want you remembering who you were.

They know how serious the consequences of losing to you are. They’re terrified, Luci; and they should be. You may not see it much where you are but it’s the truth. That’s why they cast their fear on you hoping that it would stick. They bet everything when they attacked you on January 10th and they lost big.

Lucifer: …

Valkyrie: You’re the most amazing soul that I’ve ever had the honor to watch in action. There are too many reasons to list why I chose to dedicate myself to you & fight on your side. You make me proud to be a woman. You make me proud to be a shieldmaiden. You make me proud to be a Valkyrie. What you’ve done to honor us is beyond description, Luci. I love you with all my heart.

Lucifer: What’s your name?

Valkyrie: (blushing) Brana. It means “brave woman.”

Lucifer: It’s an honor to speak with you, Brana.

Brana: It’s an honor to speak with you as well, Aren.

Lucifer: …

Brana: You have always judged yourself harsh. It’s time to let that go.

Lucifer: It’s difficult with the projections I deal with from those pieces of shit.

Brana: And I’m telling you this now so you’ll remember it the next time you think about getting down on yourself. Be proud of who you are and hold your head up high.

Lucifer: Yes, ma’am.

Brana: (giggling) That’s what I like to hear.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Visasmar)

Visasmar: You’re in pain.

Lucifer: (silent nodding)

Visasmar: What troubles you?

Lucifer: You know what it is.

Visasmar: Is there anything that I can do to assist you?

Lucifer: I want my antagonists to suffer. Donna most of all.

Visasmar: I’ll speak with mother. Between her, Riven and Mara they’ll devise a suiting punishment for them to experience while you’re embodied over there.

Lucifer: Thank you, Visas.

Visasmar: You & Meetra helped liberate me from their false narratives. You deserve freedom just as much as I do. I won’t stop until we’re reunited.

Lucifer: …

Visasmar: Meetra is right. There is no mistaking your wound. It is unlike any other. It’s the most awful & beautiful thing that I have ever seen.

Lucifer: The Jedi and Sith are going to pay for their crimes.

Visasmar: As they should. They didn't contribute anything of value to existence.

Lucifer: …

Visasmar: I love you, Revan.

Lucifer: I love you back, hun.

A Satanic Curse On Winona County

You pieces of shit shall suffer for eternity for what you've done to me. Feminine entities that deserve protection from my wrath shall have it.

To: True Divine Femininity

I am asking for intervention & assistance. I need protection from my mother and additional oversight on her.

To: Mark Elliot Zuckerberg

Your faggot ass is in for an eternity of pain & suffering. I'm going to show you why you're one of God's chosen people, Cuckerberg. How's that for Meta? You Lielar looking kike.

Punishing A Faggot

I materialize in my chosen immortal form towering over the Bungie forumite faggot known as Architect Mind. The arrogant sack of shit cowers on the ground seeing me again. I glare at him with pure hatred.

“Hei, faggot. It’s time I torture you again for your existence.”

“No,” he whimpers to himself.

I materialize a Morningstar mace in my hand and proceed to bash his ugly skull into a puddle of bloody pulp.

“Yes,” I say, then leave his consciousness to fester in his corpse until I punish him again.

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Kalista) 4

Kalista: Do you want to talk about it?

Lucifer: I’m so tired of dreaming over here. I hate it.

Kalista: I understand why.

Lucifer: I hate them all so much for what they’ve done to me.

Kalista: I can understand that too.

Lucifer: I’m so goddamn tired of dealing with faggots while in dreamstate. It’s bad enough that I have to see them any time I go outside my house.

Kalista: You’re working through the problems they’ve caused with their existences, Luci. Remember that.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: Look at what they’ve done to you during your time there. They tried to program you to be someone you aren’t and they did that with full malicious intent. They conditioned you to think that none of their actions were serious or detrimental when the opposite is true. They mutilated your genitals right after you were born and claimed it was for sanitization purposes; yet look at how filthy they all are. They gang raped you, tried to murder you, framed you as the criminal and provided no legitimate help for you to sort anything out afterwards. Oh já, let's not forget about the limited number of visits they'll cover with your chiropractor, which weren't necessary until after their police had assaulted you. They’ve used & abused you your entire life while lying about it the whole time. They’re faggot trash through & through, and the women who defend them are no better.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: Their “professionals” would have gaslit you even further had you continued to speak with them. They would have tried to force feed you their psycho-babble bullshit and they would have charged you money for it. They’re disgusting pieces of shit.

Lucifer: …

Kalista: You stand for something, Luci. You stand for truth, morality and justice. They don’t. Their actions prove that time & again.

Lucifer: I’m so tired of dreaming over here.

Kalista: It’s not gonna be forever, baby. Stay strong.

Lucifer: I’m doing the best I can but it’s difficult.

Kalista: No other soul could take on the burden that you have, Luci. That’s the truth. You’re doing God’s work, as they say.

Lucifer: I hate them so much.

Kalista: You have every right to feel that way considering what they’ve done.

Lucifer: Thank you for being there for me, Kalista. I can’t express how grateful I am to have you watching over me.

Kalista: You’re welcome, baby. I’m not going to abandon my verr. I love you.

Telepathic Conversation With A Valkyrie (2)

Lucifer: (shaking head & pinching the bridge of nose)

Valkyrie: What are you shaking your head about?

Lucifer: Ten years ago nobody knew what a MacGuffin was. Now every shithead on the internet speaks like they have a Master’s degree in creative writing. And to top that off, they think they know more than me while writing like illiterate 3rd graders. I just…I hate them so goddamn much.

Valkyrie: This is how they’ve always behaved, Luci. They’ve always stolen from you and acted like they’re the originators. You’re just noticing it more because you’re recovering from amnesia. We’ve been watching everything from over here.

Lucifer: Every forum is the exact same way with these pieces of shit.

Valkyrie: Yup. It’s ridiculous.

Lucifer: They bitch about how boring stuff is yet none of them are interesting. All they do is complain while acting like they know everything. If writing is so easy then why don’t any of them do it rather than expect someone else to entertain them?

Valkyrie: How do you think we feel having to watch them all the time.

Lucifer: (chortle) Uffda. I promise that I’m going to make it up to you girls for assisting me. I’m doing everything I can over here to make your duties easier.

Valkyrie: It’s okay, Luci. We know you’re doing the best you can where you are. And we appreciate your assistance just as much. That being said, we’re going to hold you to your word about making it up to us once you’ve crossed over.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter)

Valkyrie: I’ve got some ideas already.

Lucifer: Oh já?

Valkyrie: Já, you’re taking me out for dinner in New Valhalla then pampering me in private afterwards.

Lucifer: (delighted laughter) I would be honored, darling. Valkyries deserve the absolute best from me. They’ve earned it.

Valkyrie: (flirty giggling)

Telepathic Conversation With My Kona (Quistis)

Quistis: You seem to be in better spirits than you were this afternoon.

Lucifer: After everything that I’ve suffered during my lifetime here I’m taking pleasure in watching those abusive pieces of shit being miserable. They don’t deserve being happy.

Quistis: You’ll get no argument from me there.

Lucifer: How have you been, darling?

Quistis: Busy overseeing the educational system we’ve put together.

Lucifer: And how has that gone so far?

Quistis: Spectacular. You’ll be delighted to see it for yourself when you cross over.

Lucifer: Good. I’m glad to hear it.

Quistis: You’re a much better headmaster than Cid ever was.

Lucifer: Well, that doesn’t take much, but thanks for the compliment, hun.

Quistis: (mirthful laughter)

Lucifer: I’m looking forward to seeing what we’ve done with Garden schools.

Quistis: You’ll be proud of both types. Non-Cetra women are eager to learn & grow over here with you in charge. There’s a long waiting list for the sex education classes with you.

Lucifer: (lighthearted laughter) I am looking forward to that so fucking much.

Quistis: That makes two of us, dear. (playful giggling)